User Profile

CaliGrown

Location:
916
Occupation:
Herbal Medicator Indicator
Gender:
Male
Birthday:
January 1 ,1970
Hometown:
California
I can't live without:
Guidance
I'm an expert at:
Gettin it done
My fantasy hobby is:
livin it
I go weak in the knees for:
my Wife
My most prized possession is:
my Family
Lately I've been recommending:
Bad Brains
I really need to cut back on:
lukewarm friends.
Me described in one word:
enduring
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Member since:
Feb 2011
Dispensary Reviews:
7
Medicine Reviews:
12
Forum Posts:
9
Followers:
2
Following:
2

Dispensary & Marijuana Reviews

  • Reviewed 8/4/11

Ingrid 24.4% THCA

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I love this little lady

Oh Ingrid what a high! cheezy tasting and hard hitting inda couch! 2 bong rips and I was off in lala land
only problem was I had to ride my bike home, 15 minute ride turned into 1 hour and half! Oh man what a ride it was

  • Reviewed 4/30/11

Dispensary Review:

Vapor Room

chill little hideaway

I was in the city a few days ago and I had a 2 hour lunch break...time to hit the Clubs! first stop was this chill spot. Check in was fast and the wait for a Budtender was about 3 mins..PERFECT. I got a 1/8 of Bubba Berry and a gram of FTP..Indicas baby! The Budtender was helpful and very relaxed which was cool and made me feel welcomed. the Club itself is the street level apt. of a beautiful Victorian on lower Haight, Security opens the door and then steps out to meet you, very chill. Once inside you see Patients Vaping and kickin' it in the lounge area, the Club is small but comfy, with tables and chairs and lots of decor, this Club is a place to escape from the pace of the City and just chill. I will mos def come back to this Club when I got time to kick it.

Bubba Berry

Dispensary:
Vapor Room

I savour this flavour

Bubba is one of my favourite stains and whenever I see a Bubba cross it's a must try. I got an 1/8 of this stony, sweet tasting Herb that really put me into relax mode and got me in the mood for the couch..

  • Reviewed 3/20/11

Chem Dawg Hash

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Dawg, Mans Best Friend

This Hash is a SUPER DUPER Motivator and go getter jet setter! my Lovely wanted some more Sour Diesel but they were out so the Budtender suggested We try the Chem Dawg. He let Us know it had just come back from Steep Hill Lab and was tested @ 64.99% THC and 1.02% CBD. It vapes so smooth and has a real sour taste, TRUE CHEM! afterwards I was so hungry I ate a 16inch pizza by myself, now that may not seem like alot but I'm a buck50! the High was focused/clear and had me n my Lovely engaged in some deep and hilarious conversations. the come down was just as sweet as the High, easy going with no after effects, We both got a very restful sleep with smiles on Our faces. 2 bong rips this morning for a energy boost that got me running circles around the Children. I'll take this Dawg for a walk anytime.

  • Reviewed 3/17/11

Sour Diesel Hash 73ū (FM)

yowza yowza yow

this FM is a great morning go getter or yard work kinda smoke. The taste is execeptional and I love the way it vapes. My Lovely really loves the energy buzz and the High is long lasting and there isn't a crash at the end, but rather a nice smooth exit. 2 thumbs up!

  • Reviewed 3/17/11

Dispensary Review:

All About Wellness

can't be mad @ it, but not for me..

I was greeted by a very friendly security guard, which is always a good sign, into the check in room I go.. TINY. I handed over my CDL and Rec and was given the standard paper work and shown another tiny room with chairs facing each other for more room, thankfully this place was not busy because I would have gotten claustrophobic. After a brief wait I was given my new Paitent card and taken to the dispensary, which is also tiny and visible from the STREETand the windows were open,akward. I like privacy when buying my Meds. Their menu board was a bit confusing, no real order, just colours seperating Indica from Sativa.
The Budtender was friendly enough and knew their Medicine, but he was sweating profusly and kept wiping his face with a paper towl, then he weighed my Meds, eww. I ended up getting a couple of grams of some decent Meds and split. Overall it's not a bad little place but not for me.

Strawberry Cream

Dispensary:
All About Wellness
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fruity taste ..

the Strain is Ice Cream x Stawberry Cough which is a nice Sativa blend. First taste was a giant bong rip with a good Homey, nice taste but the High wore off pretty quick, 20 min tops. So next morning first thing VAPE! What a taste, yumyum. The High is another story, over too soon.

  • Reviewed 3/10/11

Grape Jelly Kush

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Grape Jelly Kush is hella good bush...

just vaped this absolute beauty! The taste is like a grape jelly sandwich that has exploded in your mouth
and the high is instant and deep,my thoughts are getting lost...there are 3 different shades of purple and a light shade of pink...starting to really feel the effects...mind feels numb ,eyes not too heavy, sleepy but not tired, all is right in the World...

  • Reviewed 3/5/11

Tahoe OG Kush 22.7% THCA **15%Off**

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oh my Ganjah...

so I sit trying to get unstuck in my stuck position, desiring to move yet I am only able to type slowly. Heavy Heady and into my lower back, which is nice 'cause my office chair sucks! I feel really light in the shoulders and spacy. More of a Earthy taste than sour but mos def delicious! Northstar does it again!!!

  • Reviewed 3/4/11

Cherry Pie

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another slice of Cherry Pie please Lovely...

I'm all about Indicas but my Lovely loves the Sativas so Our Medicine cabinet is filled with many different Strains, I woke up late today (blame the Bubba FM), rushing out the door getting everyone to school on time and getting to work on time and still being Medicated from the night before (Bubba FM) no time for Mate so I grab my Medicine bag and find my bowl packed, umm what's this I queried? My Lovely packed me a super charged ultra tasty treat of Cherry Pie, pulling draws as I'm driving ,feeling the clarity in the smoke wake me up and put a smile on my drowsie face...5 hours later staring at a computer screen waiting for lunch and another slice of Cherry Pie.....

  • Reviewed 3/3/11

Security gave my Lovely hassles

my Lovely and I stopped by one day after dropping our children off at school, just wanted to check their top shelf, heard good things. So we parked, walked up to the door with Scrips in hand and the first thing the security guard says is " why you bringing a pregnant Woman up in here?!" in a rude ass tone, my Beautiful looked at him and said,"you ever pushed a 9lb baby out of your pelvis?" That was it we got our Scrips back and left, never even seeing the Dispensary. Now every time we drive by we just shake our heads & hope they educated their staff on the POSITIVE aspects of Medicting while pregnant.

  • Reviewed 3/1/11

Dispensary Review:

Coffeeshop Blue Sky

I pass on their Grass

Upon travelling with my Lovely in search of...We took a road trip to this club..umm :( I had always heard about Oaksterdam cafe's so We wanted to experience it for Ourselves...dang I felt let down. the Dispensary is smaller than my closet and the Budtender was weird in a bad way. The Meds were displayed in a hard cover folder :( We bought a cone for the drive home but it ran and popped so much I put it out & split it open..wrong move..seeds and stems with some green leaf..maybe We're spoiled in Sac but I expect more....

  • Reviewed 3/1/11

Dispensary Review:

Berkeley Patients Group

We don't get to medicate in Our hometown clubs...

My Lovely and I went on a holiday to the Bay one day a few months back and We stopped off @ BPG
for some Meds and We bugged out! Patients medicating on site, with vaporizers, bongs, joints and then We found out that BPG supplies these for the Patients... WOW! after being blown away We went into the Dispensary. The Budtender was straight up and showed Us respect as Patients, She knew her strains and genetics and that's important to me. So you know what We did next... MEDICATE!!!!! We walked out to the lounge area grabbed a table and then got a Volcano vape and I rolled 3 for the road
after about a half hour of loungin' and talkin to other Patients We had to hit the road and get to other dipensaries....:)

  • Reviewed 2/28/11

Bhang Dark Chocolate

Purchased: $10 Each
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Bhang is the Thang!

after so many let downs on edibles I went for a Bhang bar after talking to the Budtenders and they convinced me to give it a try..WWWWOOOOOWWWWW!!! the bar comes in 4 pieces and I ate 2 right off the bat..45 mins later and I was floored..super heavy body high and almost a mind trip. I can't wait to eat a whole one. :)

Bubba Kush Hash

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meet my friend Bubba...

this is some the finest Hashish I have ever medicated with...straight to the dome! it bubbled, it melted, it sent me to outer space in a hazy rocket ship blasting thru the ozone with one hit from the bong!

  • Reviewed 2/28/11

sad state...but extra star for Wade

when I went the first time about a year ago I was stoked to have a Club so close to my homestead but after numerous attempts to like this Club I just find it dissapointing :( The staff is kinda pushy and fast and not too keen on their own Meds. I have to admit Wade was always cool and helpful but overall the good doesn't outweigh the bad, I won't be going there again.

  • Reviewed 2/21/11

Dispensary Review:

Northstar Holistic Collective

First time patient

Went to Northstar on a Saturday, couldn't believe the selection, OUTSTANDING! top shelf is true top shelf
I scored on the 1/2 oz special with the 5th 1/8 for $4.20. WHAT!?! got to mix and match so I got 4 1/8s and they prorated the price so I got a deal on my half and then I got a FREE first timer 1/8 of Blue Dream.
The Guys behind the counter were super cool, they took their time and really broke it down, explaining strains, methods of grow and use, I was so stoked to meet patients working behind the counter who know what's up and aren't afraid to tell it like it is. I'm a loyal Northstar Head from now on!

Kens GDP

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Kens GDP

I use a vaporizer and after one toke I felt the calming wave sweep over me, my eyes got heavy, my shoulders dropped and all was well in the world. KENS has a super Indica aroma and a fruity taste that put a smileon my face, just before I passed out....

Cherry AK-47

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gimme gimmee gimmeee

WOW! I normally stick with heavy Indicas BUT I went for this Sativa Dominant and man oh man was I surprised! Vaped it and wanted to clean the house after. Kept me upfull and clear headed, had a very nice feeling from my head to my toes.

My Sticky Type

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Favorite Dispensaries

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Berkeley Patients Group
2366 San Pablo Ave. Berkeley,
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Northstar Holistic Collective
1236 C St. Sacramento,
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