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Truly love this strand. From the big crystallized buds covered in trichomes, orange hairs with dark purple and green leaves, to the pungent sweet skunky goodness that you smell that you get when crack open the Alt Sol jar. I strongly recommend this strand for high euphoria, immense body relaxation, and stress relief. It might just be me but the smell alone alleviated tension for me right in the temples. I battle chronic migraines and at times they are crippling. This strand seemed to melt away the pain and replace it with pure joy. Highly recommend. Do yourself a favor and just try it.

Definitely suggest getting the Goudaberry. Heavy on the relaxation, yet very inspiring. You will feel like you can sit down and sort or plan everything out. However when you get up to go do them... you might experience cement feet. Heavy sedation. This strand will have you feeling like Olivia Pope when your sitting down but when you stand up, you'll be asking yourself why. You should've just stayed sitting lol. Definitely spaced out kind of feeling. I hadn't felt that kind of effect in this way since 08'!!! You know my motto, at least try it, you just might like it!!

M.A.C better known as Miracle Alien Cookies is the best hybrid in Takoma right now. Nice and sticky buds, fluffy but not airy, and gassy. Definitely grab you some before its too late and there isn't any left. The smoke is great! Nice smooth inhale and exhale. Not harsh by any means. The taste is everything you want your weed to taste like. I like a good sweet flavored herb. But I can't say I don't love a great strong gassy strand; especially if the effects are immense relaxation and euphoria. The smell was aesthetically pleasing as well. Just Happiness in a jar. A true miracle.

Easily one of my favorite eddy's. Gave immense relaxation especially during traveling when I or anyone else for that matter is usually stressed. I had about three of them within 12 -16 hours. My entire day was easy going. I was very tired by the end of my journey and passed out for a few hours, waking up feeling refreshed and ready to enjoy my vacay. The dark chocolate was good, not has dark and rich as I usually like but still very tasty. I kept my chocolates refrigerated and would either let them melt or just eat them the way they came. Either way its very good!! Highly recommend.

I am in love with the Jungle Cake. The buds are so beautiful. Huge colas covered in beautiful purple and oranges, accented by amber hairs and sparkling trichomes. The smell when you open the jar will make you smile ear to ear like a child on Christmas morning. I feel like this is how you should feel before smoking any flower! It breaks down beautifully too! Then you see all the beautiful colors sprinkled across your sheet or packed nicely into your bowl ready to be inhaled. That first inhale is so sweet and gassy; it's also a nice heavy smoke., which I prefer. Did not have to keep rolling up either. After facing one J I felt completely relaxed but so happy. Completely enjoying the spanking the Celtics put on the Heat last night! I definitely say get some and try.

TBH I was getting pretty burnt out with all these Grape mixes, however this one kind of steered in a different direction for me. I really enjoyed it. Wasn't what I expected. To me, this smelled like red bull and tasted a little like red bull. It was very uplifting and euphoric, very talkative and chatty. I think this is a great strand to keep you upbeat and motivated. Makes you feel like you need to be productive. I recommend this for when you need an extra boost, or if you need a spark of creativity. Perfect for a night out or for for a night in scrap booking, painting or writing music. Happy smoking!!

You need this in your life. If you are looking for relief from cramps, body pain, and migraines. You need this little gem. Takoma has been doing good with the last couple of strains they released, but this one is definitely my favorite out of all of them. When I opened the bag I was immediately smacked in the face with a loud, gassy, pungent aroma. The buds were covered in trichomes and the buds were high yellow and dark green. Very beautiful. Didn't use my grinder to break it down for my first J, used my fingers; the buds were semi-sticky and very easy to break down. Once broken down, the smell intensified! After a few hits I felt a release in my temples and in the back of my head. Whatever tension I thought I had or didn't even know I had was gone. After finishing my first J was I completely relaxed, and ready to eat my dinner. The UBER canceled my order so I rolled up again, and stayed relaxed and unbothered, reordered my food and chilled out for the rest of the night. Slept like a baby with no worries in the world. Highly suggest this strand for your life period. It's on sale so take advantage. If you haven't tried a Takoma strand yet. You're missing out!

If you need something that gives you immense relaxation, strong enough to sit you down and relax you and knock you out. Very gassy, kind of earthy and very light sweetness on the exhale. Very beautiful bud structure. Dark green with little orange hairs covering the bud. Very yummy, pretty and a great way to unwind after a long day or after a stress-filled event. Provides immediately relief. After the first few puffs you can begin to feel the medicine relax your shoulders and work its way down to your legs. You feel your inhibitions lower and you start to put your phone down and be more present in the moment. Works better than a glass of wine for me! I suggest everyone try a little ox. And I'm not talking oxtail!!!

Grease Zkitllez by Center City, It's what you want! Gassssssssssssss! Beautiful dense dark green nugs covered with trichomes, specks of orange hairs, purple leaves. Smells so sweet on the inhale like grape soda and berries. Even taste like grapes on the inhale and exhale. Immediately felt euphoric and relaxed. I smoked this right after work, and continued to include it in any j rolled that night. Amazing sleep. Woke up feeling well rested and calm. Ready to enjoy the day. I am buying more of this, just trying to decide how much because this is like my second fav at Takoma right now!!! Please do yourself a favor and grab an ounce if you can. No seriously just make the investment.

Takoma Cookies is the perfect after work strand. It is the perfect cool down after a long day, or even a day of fun. It just relaxes your body without the heavy knockout. I especially love that during the summer months because, I can fully enjoy the day without feeling like I am going to want to sleep as soon as I get off! My body felt so relaxed and I didn't feel any sore muscles. Very relaxing!!!!! Also the price is amazing right now so definitely take advantage and add this to your cart!!! YOU"RE WELCOME!!

Great, great batch of Hell's this time around. Smell's amazing, looks amazing, smokes amazing. When I first opened the jar I get a sweet citrus orange smell with a hint of grapefruit and some earthy undertones. The buds are beautiful, a mix of dark and light green leaves contrasted with gorgeous amber and orange hairs topped off with beautiful sparkling trichomes! Just GAWJUSSS! The buds break down beautifully in my hemp grinder, which if you don't have you can get at TWC for very cheap, best grinder I've used yet; which makes it quick and easy to roll up my j and enjoy. Which I strongly encourage you to do. TODAY!!!!!! Very relaxing and very euphoric. Stop thinking and put the order in. You will absolutely enjoy. Recommend for anyone looking to experience an euphoric vibe with intense body relaxation.

We have been patiently waiting on ALT SOL to drop this gem of an indica. Viper cookies has always been known for its supreme relaxation and couch lock. I would have to say this strand sticks true to its reputation. Very strong indica great way to relax your entire body from head to toe. If you're normally at 1000, this will bring you back down to a 10. So euphoric and relaxing. When you open the jar to look at Viper's buds, you are greeted by very light green buds covered in orange hairs and sparkling trichomes. Very light fruity smell complimented by very skunky earthy undertones. Sticky but easy to break down. Great strand to keep around for those restless nights, or days when you need peace and can't seem to get it from your normal ways of getting centered.

I have always loved this strain. Just a beautiful flower. From the time you feast your eyes on the immaculate strain, you're mood shifts from being drained from a mundane day - to feeling like you're on the beach in Hawaii! Really is a day changer. Gives you a great euphoric feeling, without the fear of passing out in 10 mins after hitting your j, bowl, or dry herb pen. Very tasty on the inhale and exhale. So sweet. Such a enjoyable experience all the way around. Prepare for complete peace and serene. For those of you seeking to be unbothered... this is your strain. Happy schmoking!!!

Layer Cake is back!!! LOVE LOVE LOVE, this strand. My first time at Takoma Wellness was my first time trying Layer Cake. Now that it's back it's my go to. Must have. I have so many plans for layer cake. I love smoking this strand by itself, because its an amazing body relaxation, euphoric happy, goofy, inner-child like kind of feeling. Definitely felt burst of creativity and youthfulness. I felt relaxed but not where I felt like I wanted to sleep or feel lazy. Just comfortable in your environment/ skin which is always nice. There is nothing bad about this strain. I really think you would be doing yourself a disservice to not have this in your repertoire. I bought an 8th and I think I should of just got 2 Oz's. As I am at work I am thinking about hitting my J of Layer Cake.

Yee Hawww lol! I loved this strand. It was like eating a sour patch kids. They're sour then sweet; that was definitely the way how I felt when smoking this strand - taste like a sour diesel on the inhale and you get a nice sweet exhale. It even lingers on your tongue a little bit. After the first two hits, you can feel a release of whatever pressure you had behind your eyes, begin to fade away. Then the relaxation will slowly course its way through your body to your legs for a full body relaxation. Did not put me to sleep, but more of happy hazy feeling. It was a welcoming feeling for me. Always here for body relaxation. Just the smell alone when you open the bag invites you to inspect the bright green almost yellow buds, covered in trichomes. It's basically telling you to break it down and roll it up. Very enjoyable. Especially on rainy days when you feel bleh and achy. :)

This preroll of Gelatti Fuel Cheese was really nice. I know one of my concerns about the preroll was that it would burn weird because of the kief and distillate. But it burned so nice, perfect almost. Definitely love the smell of the preroll when I opened the canister, and it looked so dark and gooey on the inside and covered with kief! Looked like it was begging me to light it. After smoking I felt complete euphoria and happiness with a very nice relaxing body high. I was tired so I felt like I should of went home and passed out. But I ended up feeling so good and happy I stayed over my family friends house and spent some well needed quality time. They didn't get on my nerves! Which is really saying a lot, because everyone gets on my nerves. Very calming, body completely relaxed and definitely will get that stuck couch lock if you smoke too much of it!!!! Def try it. Nothing to be scared of, its everything you have been looking for.

These chocolates will make you imagine you are at Willy Wonka's. If you haven't had DC (District Cannabis) chocolates before, you are seriously doing yourself a disservice. They are dark chocolates and have a rich, savory, chocolately taste. Love me some dark chocolate. If you like a little salt with your sweet, try the sea salt chocolates. The little bit of salt with the sweet is very pleasant to the taste buds. The bag come with 10 chocolates in it I ate three of chocolates; now mind you I am already a big kid but, I had plenty of fun swimming in the chocolate lake, hanging with the oompa loompas, whether that was real or not. And I remember falling asleep, not sure if it was before I went to wonka's or after. Also, NO BODY PAIN the next morning, none!! Woke up feeling completely refreshed and ready to change the world with weed. SO, IF YOU DON'E HAVE A DR. CERT, YOU WILL NEED ONE; 500MG IN THE BAG AND 50MG PER CHOCOLATE. So, just get the certification. Okay byeeeee!

So, being completely honest, I was a little hesitant to try this. But I am sooooo happy I did. When I opened up the bag, I smelled a sweet sort of funky smell, made me smile just from the scent. I was sick from Covid and this was the first strand I smoked as soon as I could taste and smell again! It was such a happy euphoric feeling! I was listening to music and singing, and I felt like I was singing while floating on a cloud, performing for angels lol. No but really, it was such a welcoming feeling. Recommend this for every and anybody. Turns a cloudy day sunny and turns a happy, sunny day into an even brighter day. JUST DO IT. (buy an ounce - duh!)

If you need a quick pick me up during the day, and you don't like coffee, you should definitely try out the Bright Idea cartridge. It has a citrus taste to it, which to me is pleasant to my taste buds and it makes your nose tingles. Wouldn't suggest you take too hard of a hit, because you will cough up a lung with the amount of smoke these carts give off. I suggest you literally just breathe the smoke in and out; don't have to do much at all to feel the effects of this wonderful cart. Highly recommend for those who need something more fast acting than an edible, who think that smoking a j or blunt is too hot/ harsh, or if you need something quick and easy or something inconspicuous. Get you one.

If you need a quick pick me up during the day, and you don't like coffee, you should definitely try out the Bright Idea cartridge. It has a citrus taste to it, which to me is pleasant to my taste buds and it makes your nose tingles. Wouldn't suggest you take too hard of a hit, because you will cough up a lung with the amount of smoke these carts give off. I suggest you literally just breathe the smoke in and out; don't have to do much at all to feel the effects of this wonderful cart. Highly recommend for those who need something more fast acting than an edible, who think that smoking a j or blunt is too hot/ harsh, something quick and easy or something inconspicuous. Get you one.

Very Nice. Let's just start by saying that. Definitely not a typical cartridge smoker because I really enjoy the flower and my tolerance levels being low. However, this cherry chem .5g cart is amazing. I have been smoking on it for a few days now and it has been very relaxing, very consistent and calming. If I am tired but justcan't get to sleep, this Cherry Chem cart helps. It's a very good sleep too, no restlessness or tossing back and forth. I sleep through the night all the way through till the next day. I definitely get the munchies though. So be weary of that and maybe have some healthy late night snack options, because you will definitely want this cart!

Okay so normally I don't do prerolls because I like the whole process of breaking down the herb, smelling and feeling it and rolling a perfect J; buttttt I already like Lemon V and I needed something to go so I decided to try the preroll. It was a great decision. They packed the same punch as the loose flower/ buds maybe even a little more. I immediately felt the wave of happiness take over and started rapping Nelly lol. I will say, before smoking the preroll, I was completely exhausted. So to have those affects was a little suprising to me. I definitely reccommend to anyone needing a pick me up. Or looking for sunshine in a preroll.

The Sativa Queen. I love... loveeee this strand. One of my absolute favorites. Blood Orange is a very euphoric feeling. Very giggly and upbeat. When you break the seal and open the jar you will smell a beautiful orange smell, like you are walking through an orange grove. The buds are very flufly and full of orange hairs coveredddd in trichomes and bright green leaves. Alt Sol has been consistent with this strand. Blood Orange always delivers. Highly recommend!!! It is a wonderful experience.

Lemon OG is a wonderful strain to smoke right before bed. Smells like fresh lemon zest with a gassy funk to follow it. Very dark green buds with dark orange hairs. Very dense buds, breaks down so fluffy. This not only helps you into a restful slumber where you sleep though the night, but you will also feel your entire body relax within a few puffs. A very nice batch by District Growers. Definitely recommend if you need some good sleep and to feel refreshed in the morning.

This is my go to. One that I MUST keep on me at all times. This very strong indica leaning hybrid is so amazing. I love the flower, but I equally love the dry sift, or any concentrate or moonrock that has THE FUEL BISCUITS in it. If you have not had a chance to try the fuel, you should defintely get it. When you open the jar the first thing that you will notice is the sweet skunky aroma, then when you get a chance to actually feast your eyes on the buds, your eyes might water with pure joy. The buds are so sticky and covered with trichomes. Yes it may be irritating to breakdown but it is sooooo worth it. Definitely euphoric, helps melt away any annoying body aches and migraines, and seems to keep it away for a long time, almost all day! If Alt Sol hasn't won award for this strain, they defintitely need to.

If someone asks you if you want to try or do the Hindu, your answer should always be yessss, lets do the Hindu. This sweet strand makes me feel like I am floating right before I fall into a deep slumber. Very fluffy buds, light green with orange hairs and very frosty. So happy I got to try Hindu. When inhaling or exhaling, it makes your nose tingling a bit if you like to blow the smoke out your nose, or funnel the smoke through your nose. This is a great way to enhance the effects of your cannabis; so, if you've not done this while smoking try it! It's also fun to do :) Enjoy!!

This batch of Classic Cookies Live Rosin is what you need in your life. This is a sativa leaning hybrid that can really help you get rid of pain for a long period of time, longer than if i just smoked the flower. I enjoyed this concentrate out of my Yocan Evolve, that I purchased from Takoma, and it was such a clean smoke. Really sweet on the inhale, but very gassy, almost diesely on the exhale. Not only did I feel pain relief, but I also felt a strong sense of euphoria and energy boost. I highly reccommend this to people looking to make their effects last a little longer, and those who have a higher tolerance, because this is strong.

Cherry Mint Biscuit Moonrock Preroll was a welcoming smoke after my busy workday right before getting my hair done. Very euphoric and relaxing. Also helps with body pain. I shared some of this with my "mom" and she felt some relief from surgery pain she was having in her foot. So, I think that you should keep a few of these prerolls around. Not only will you have an amazing euphoric feeling, but it has some really positive effects on the body. And it's pretty tasty. It's giving the sweet taste from the cherry chem and the fuel biscuits, but you get that minty exhale in addition to allatttttt!! It's nice. This is definitely a do!

This was just a treat to have tried. Feel so relaxed and euphoric at the same time. I had to have some very difficult conversations and this made it so much easier. Completely calms you down and lowers your inhibitions. This beautiful flower was sweet on the inhale and gassy but citrusy on the exhale. Almost like a combo of tiger rose and spritzer.. We said its reminiscent of apple cider around the dispensary. Very tasty. Great effects smells amazing. I say its something to keep around the house. Its a good one.

So I have never tried this strain and haven't really tried much from this cultivator. But I must say that was a huge mistake, I smoked this strand right after coming from a very difficult funeral (not that any funeral is easy). This helped to make me feel less sad and more happy. Mixed it with some Lemon Royale and I drove to Waldorf (very far from DC lol) just to see my family afterward. Definitely a great strand to keep around just for your life. It taste semi-sweet but mostly gassy. Very easy to break down; no need for a grinder unless you want your flower broken down really fine. Go ahead and cop it.

If someone suggests this strand for you, def say yes! I Love the feeling and effects of this amazing strand. One hit and you can feel the relaxation effects. Definitely worth the price. One of the best strains from Tyson. Taste sweet and the effects feel amazing. Complete relaxation and stress relief without a knockout!

If someone suggests this strand for you, def say yes! I Love the feeling and effects of this amazing strand. One hit and you can feel the relaxation effects. Definitely worth the price. One of the best strains from Tyson. Taste sweet and the effects feel amazing. Complete realxation and stress relief without a knockout!

This strand is slept on and I guess after writing this review it won't be lol. This is an amazing strand by Center City. Very nice bud structure with an amazing inhale as soon as you break the seal. The effects are amazing; such an euphoric body relaxation. If you want to get your entire house clean and have fun doing it, let me introduce you to zour lemons. If your kids, God kids nieces or nephews are coming over and you have to behave like a 13 year old for 30 mins to 1hr - Zour Lemons. This is the strand to perk you up and get things accomplished. You will pass out and have an amazing sleep from getting all these things accomplished and wake up the next day feeling refreshed. HIghly Reccommend.

So this really surprised me. As someone who has been smoking Street OG (Skreet OG) all of my smoking life because it was free for me (rolling eyes), and I don't like OG... this batch from Abatin was really amazing. I highly recommend in investing in a grinder or take your time and really break down the buds to enjoy this amazing flower. Otherwise you won't be able to fully enjoy this amazing flower. Very piney, earthy and gassy on the inhale and really gassy on the exhale. I felt very euphoric and bubbly. I had maybe 3 1/2 J's of this before I went to Top Golf. Had sooooo much fun. Definitely recommend this BULK batch.

So this strand is really nice. When you open the bag you get a pungent smell, reminiscent of a light cheesy garlicy smell. When you start to break down the buds, the smell becomes a little stronger. The compact nugs make for a really easy breakdown. No need for a grinder. Off the first hit you get a savory taste. This is a great strand to smoke solo, while reading a great book watching a movie or talking a walk. It definitely stimulates the brain and you will have some pretty creative thoughts. Its also not a bad strand for a social setting. The conversation will be very colorful. Enjoy!!!

This batch of 495 was soooo good. I normally prefer indicas, so I'm very critical of most Indicas and Indica leaning hybrids. This was so enjoyable and packed so much. This batch is higher testing in THC and you can actually feel it. I definitely get that warm hug feeling that I hear some of my friends talking about when they smoke it. Definitely had a nice gassy smoke. Not sweet like candy on the inhale or exhale but it is sweet. Just very pleasant to smoke. Try it you just might like it :) .

This batch of Spritzer is impeccable. It taste amazinnnng. The first time I tried this strand I loved it. Now, I love it even more. The inhale is very fruity, reminiscent of fruit punch or Tahitian treat (if you've never had this soda its a sugary treat and you will get diabetes after one cup. Anyway...), the exhale is sweet but makes your nose tingle. Like a sharp soda. You will feel very euphoric almost immediately, as you continue on the ride you will feel lightweight, and carefree, such a uplifting strand. You will have the munchies!!!! Just FYI!! So, I would suggest you smoke this strand before you eat. So you won't over do it. The descent from the high is also very nice and euphoric. I think it leaves you in a euphoric state for a while. Highly recommend.

This was another great strain by ALT SOL. When I first opened the glass jar, the sweetest funkiest smell emerged, reminding me a little of Blood Orange one of my favorite sativa strains. The buds are bright green with orange hairs and very frosty. Very nice to break down with your hands or grinder. This strain by itself, had me very chatty, and opinionated, and then very quiet. Lol seriously. But not like a crash, more like a ease into it. Really nice, recommend for anyone experiencing social anxiety or depression. <3 For a little extra you can add some Gummiez 20 or Berry Cinex dry sift, it will amplify the feeling of this amazing strain.

One of the best Sativa's out there. This amazing flower should be used for when you have a huge project or an important party. This is a very euphoric and energetic strand. Very heady. Sweet to inhale and exhale, very floral. Tons of orange hairs all over. This is also a great strain to encourage creativity. Another reason why I said that you should smoke this flower while working on a project or going to party. May be a little much before a meeting but it may still be helpful, just not in large doses.

One of my favoriteeeee dry sifts. Very tasty, smells amazing and it looks soo pretty. I only purchased it twice and both times have been very consistent. No matter what strand you add this too it will absolutely increase the effects in a positive way. Definitely will lower your inhibitions and having you feeling very confident. You'll feel like Popeye after he eats a can of spinach! Add this to your inventory!!! Just do it.

This was very very nice. I had some of this dry sift when I got home from work; totally stressed out from the drive. The immediate relief I got was unexpected but very much welcomed. Definitely felt my shoulder relax and the tension in my body subsided. Definitely recommend this for anyone needing any stress relief and body tension. You're welcome in advanced!

Gelatti Mints has made its way into being one of my staples. It has such a nice effect. First, when you open the jar the smell is so sweet and pungent it tickles you nose. Then after smelling it, and you finally get a chance to look at it, you see the beautiful crystals on these beautiful nuggs. The colors are dark and light green with hints of purple and orange. Very sticky to break down. So if you don't mind the sticky buds you definite want to add this to your selection.

I've got a lot going on in my head and life at the current moment, and this helped me to relive the stresses of that and feel more relaxed. If you feel overwhelmed and need to relax this is most definitely a great strand for you. In addition to the great feeling that you get, ChemGlue smells amazing, looks amazing and taste great as well. When you open the jar you immediately get smacked with this sweet gassy smell, same for the taste-sweet yet gassy. Very enjoyable to smoke very smooth and nice exhale. Keep this one in your line up. IT IS A NECESSITY!!

Berry Cinex is quickly becoming one of my favorite sativa leaning hybrids. It gave me a euphoric feeling with great focus. Very nice light sweet on the inhale and a smooth exhale. Very enjoyable smoke.

I am always looking for strains to help with energy and euphoria, because I am naturally an introvert who doesn't like people. This one makes me people friendly. Imagine a drape at concert or the theatre, and right before the show being lifted and you get excited because the show is about to start, that is how the Berry Cinex makes me feel.

First of all the dry sift was so sticky that I rolled it into a worm and added it to my Gelatti Mints and Fuel Biscuit J. I smoked this after all my errands were run and I just wanted to relax before dinner. It definitely did the trick. I needed to be in a good mood real bad and it changed it immediately. I usually mix Gelatti and Fuel but this time the euphoria was a extra and lasted longer. I highly recommend for anyone who needs blue skies on a cloudy day.

One of my favorite Indica's. It isn't too sedative, but you will most definitely experience euphoria and relaxation. I normally smoke this on my days off and downtown DC. It helps me remain calm in the midst of all the "Hustle and bustle". The flavor is also very nice. It reminds me of sour skittles, the candy not the strain. Nice smoke and beautiful exhale. A nice pick.

This strand was very surprising. I thought immediately this was going to be a knockout, but instead it kind of gave me a little boost of energy at the end of my day. I was out having drinks and I found myself a little more energized than I would normally be. Conversations were actually intriguing again and I didn't find people so annoying. The flavor was also pretty decent an overall amazing smoke. Will definitely be keeping this in my stash.

Really one of my must haves. I keep this amazing flower in my stash. It helps relax your body right after a good workout. It also helps to relax your mind after a busy day. Just REALLY takes your mind off things It is an enjoyable smoke especially if you like a heavier smoke. The taste is a little sweet with a little bit of spice.