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Trev

Location:
San Francisco, California
Occupation:
Real Estate Consultant
Gender:
Male
Birthday:
December 30 ,1994
Hometown:
San Ramon, California
I can't live without:
Being myself
I'm an expert at:
Life.
My fantasy hobby is:
Exploring the Universe and beyond
I go weak in the knees for:
Infinity
My most prized possession is:
My soul
Lately I've been recommending:
Terpenes
I really need to cut back on:
all things sugary
Me described in one word:
Complicated
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Member since:
Jun 2015
Dispensary Reviews:
6
Medicine Reviews:
21
Forum Posts:
6
Followers:
1
Following:
2

Dispensary & Marijuana Reviews

  • Reviewed 8/12/17

FALSE TEETH

3
Strength
I+S
Type
Sw
Flavor
D
Density

Lots of GDP to This One

False Teeth is a cross of Grandpa's Breath ( Grand Daddy Purple × OG) crossed with a Candyland V2. The GDP dominates the flavor, the scent however is a balanced mix of the parent strains. This strain certainly leans indica, I prefer it at night as a sleep aid.
Nuggets are tight and well trimmed, and sparkling with resinous glands. Hues of purple and green denote the heritage of this flower. Very pretty cannabis, I love the Benson Elvis line at CRAFT currently.

  • Reviewed 8/5/17

GELLO

3
Strength
I+S
Type
Sw
Flavor
D
Density

Incredible, Overall

I always snag some when it is in. This comes straight from the legendary breeder and creator of Gelato, Sherbinski. Very potent, but very relaxing, and the high obtained from this flower is still versatile enough to stay active. Smells incredible, has the pristine pungency of of fresh sweet cheese and blueberries atop a peak in the Swiss Alpes. Nice notes of OG and sweet Cookies, as well. In the vape (CloudEVO) it tastes amazing, described as "like pineapple cheesecake" by a friend. To me, it reminds of Sherbet and Gelato, my favorites. Expands and fills the lungs upon inhale, and acts very quickly upon exhale. Excellent cannabis.

  • Reviewed 4/27/16
Purchased: $55 4 Grams
3
Strength
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Type
So
Flavor
F
Density

New name, still incredible.

Wow. super fresh and green, frosty nugged, sour cut. Just cured my day long migraine! Sweet relief. Tastes like sour diesel AND Girl Scout cookies. Very satisfying effect and the effects are glorious. Very energetic while stoney. Give it a try, so good. Back to smokin.

  • Reviewed 3/11/16

Mad Science

2
Strength
H
Type
Mn
Flavor
C
Density

Love This One

In my experience these nugs have been big and beautiful, glazed with a triple costing of frost and smelling of the best musky and musty. This strain is very potent if you're first starting out with cannabis, it was for me. If you have a tolerance to THC then this strain will be slow to come on with a remarkable body high that is great for pain management and even activities, but probably not math class. Smells like the herijuana strain with a tropical influence. The flavor is reflective of the musty smell but also a dry, overpowering menthol. check it out if they have it.

  • Reviewed 3/9/16

Kush Co OG - Nameless OG Genetics

Dispensary:
Urban Pharm
3
Strength
I
Type
Sp
Flavor
C
Density

Kushy and Super Potent OG

This kush got me super high. A very euphoric indica dominant strain. Munchies and sleepy time after this strain. long lasting and noticeable effects, starts as a soaring hybrid that slowly but surely slows you down to a crawl, then kush coma. Earthy and musky smell with a tinge of fuel, sweet and sour. spicy to the back of the mouth and throat. Smooth yet lung expanding in the inhale and definitely reminiscent of the aroma (flavor-wise) on the exhale. Presents a full flavor overall to accompany it's highly sedative and pleasurable.

Last edited by Trev on 3/10/16 at 12:02 PM Pacific

  • Reviewed 2/26/16

Private Stock Sherbet

2
Strength
S+I
Type
Sw
Flavor
C
Density

this rendition of Sherbet is comparable to a blueberry sativa

Interesting version of Sunset Sherbet, given that it tastes like a blueberry strain; its a perfume-like aroma, also a bit similar to the Jack Herer incense smell. Pretty flowers, full of color like a good sherbet should be.
The reasons this one didn't get the 5 star treatment: 1. The flowers are Ok to smoke, in fact they're top shelf smoking buds. 2. I like greenleaf express and this shouldn't necessarily reflect badly on them, but it wasn't super potent. If you're looking for potency, look into their OG strains- their Sapphire OG and Venom OG especially.
Moral of the story is this: when in doubt, O G Kush.
To summarize this strain, it's flavor is king and it is tasty. If you have experience with terpene profiles, this reflects an aroma of a blueberry strain, but sweeter and lighter. It's not dank smelling or anything, but it's a pretty bouquet kind of aroma and it leaves a musky aftertaste on the tongue. Floral sweetness.
The high is not intoxicating like a sherbet should be. 'Nuff said.

Last edited by Trev on 3/23/16 at 5:43 PM Pacific

  • Reviewed 2/19/16
Purchased: $12 Gram
3
Strength
S+I
Type
Mn
Flavor
C
Density

Very fragrant and satisfying

Clearly cup winning cannabis. Recently won best sativa at the SF patient choice awards. This is my first time trying SLH, usually I don't go for haze. This strain had a nose comparable to perfume or incense, classic Jack Herer with a very fruity Lemon Skunk backdrop. One juicy 9.2 gram nug glazed and soaked in crystalline trichomes(made possible thru CRAFT's valentine's day "long-stemmed cola bouqet special"). Inhale is flavorless if a little piney and not over harsh, though lung expanding. The exhale is citrusy and tastes so interesting that it seems artificial, lots of limonene. Great for a bowl and a clear day or to get blazed and chill, I'm very impressed with the body high. I highly recommend this strain. Thank you CRAFT.

  • Reviewed 11/19/15
Dispensary:
Medithrive
3
Strength
H
Type
Sw
Flavor
F
Density

Tastes like the name

Very sweet kush, however hazy in the smell with hints of sweet fruit flavors. Not very pleasant on the inhale but actually tastes a little of strawberry banana smoothie on the exhale. Despite smoking a lot like a common Dutch haze (my opinion, I typically don't pay so much for haze-like strains) it really does stay true to it's name, and it may wreck you. I expected this one to lean sativa in terms of the high but it's a true hybrid. Turns a wake and bake before work into a lazy struggle, you think it's all fruit smoothies and energy until you ingest those Banana Kush x Bubblegum genetics. I really liked this strain and I do recommend it, for the stoney high and the overall experience, this would be a great one to share with friends. However I give 4 stars because I am not likely to pick this one up again.

  • Reviewed 11/16/15

Lemon Cookies #2

Dispensary:
Medithrive
3
Strength
H
Type
So
Flavor
D
Density

This is Amazing Cannabis.

Wow!! Taste is extremely similar to a favorite strain of mine called Do Si Dos, which I love for it's OG flavor. The flavor of the Lemon Cookies 2 on the inhale (hemp wick burn through water) is a subtle lemony mist + a whiff of what I wish gasoline tasted like. Strain is not smooth at first and is lung-expanding, however it's super clean and not painful. Exhale is a fantastic OG aroma with a cookies undertone that is mild but dank. The high is not superstoney to me but has a remarkable body effect, it's also totally heady. must try for anyone who wants lemony oG. This Lemon Cookies 2 is a new favorite of mine and a definite hit.

  • Reviewed 10/30/15

Dispensary Review:

Capitola Healing Association

One of the Best in the World

This is my favorite physical dispensary, the BEST in overall quality and value. I take a trip to Santa Cruz once a month to stock up at CHAI, Patient Appreciation Day prices are incredible!! Top shelf flower tops out at 45$an eighth (and it's mostly ULTRA top shelf) with specials at 35$ an eighth anyway, always a great buy at CHAI. top shelf, includes local Chiquita Banana topping above 30%thc, thin mint cookies, OG's and sour D's, hazes and wrecks, classics you don't see anymore, connoisseur strains and crosses galore. They also have a huge and affordable selection of high grade concentrates; solventless for days.
I can't say enough about this place. Grab your surf board and your people and get to CHAI. you won't regret it.

Last edited by Trev on 2/2/16 at 8:37 AM Pacific

  • Reviewed 10/21/15

Dispensary Review:

Green Leaf Express Delivery

i usually find something worthwhile on the menu

This was the first delivery service I ever utilized, back in college as a freshman. I remember dabbing for the first time on a nail, it was with AlaskanThunderFuck wax from Greenleaf Express. There menu is always changing yet always full of exotic and exciting strains of cannabis to choose from. GLE is one of my go-to places for top shelf flowers. For reference, I usually look for OG of the finest sort, Greenleaf usually can oblige. Try the earthy Venom OG or sweet, fruity and purple Sapphire OG.

Last edited by Trev on 4/4/16 at 9:18 PM Pacific

  • Reviewed 10/10/15

Dispensary Review:

Medithrive

Good Flowers and Terrific Provider

Delivery is quick and painless, this service also offers plenty of price breaks and deals for new customers. I loved the Devil's Cookies(sativa dominant, inferno OG x Cookies) and Freddy Kane OG(heavy indica for me), whoever trimmed these beautiful nuggets loved them too; not one leaf left on any of the nugs!! Also 4 gram eighths, you get real bang for your buck here. The service and experience, from menu to phone to delivery to enjoyment, is fantastic. Shout out to the awesome staff at Medithrive!

  • Reviewed 10/8/15

Devil's Cookie

Dispensary:
Medithrive
3
Strength
H
Type
C
Density

Wonderful Medicine!

More like Killer Cookies! Just look at these! So legit, the trichomes are sparkling and the buds are still moist! came in a cool see-through tin canister too. Smells like the freshest sativa-dominant homegrown hybrid in town, so piney yet fruity with plenty of light kush. The taste is phenominal "cookies" strain flavor, like dabbing nug run. you know, that bitterness on top of pungency, but doesnt weigh down the palate or the mind. Super soaring and uplifting high, a mood enhancer. I'm going to purchase another eighth, seriously top shelf cookies. This strain is great for light medicating as well as for getting loose. Thanks Medithrive!

Last edited by Trev on 10/26/15 at 5:04 PM Pacific

Freddie Kane OG (Organic)

Dispensary:
Medithrive
Purchased: $39.99 4 Grams
3
Strength
I
Type
Sp
Flavor

it's Freddy Kane, u beezy!

Perfectly trimmed sungrown organic! If you like OG, this is your cut. the smell is "WOWW!!". seriously smells like cleaner and citrus mixed with Authentic OG Funk! When you see Overlord OG on the menu and you may look this one over, but make sure you ask your Medithrive operator which is poppin. In my two experiences ordering with Medithrive I have asked two different people which they prefer and the prevalent answer has been the Freddy Kane. I really wanted to give this strain a 3 in potency, out of love. It's not quite as potent to the head as my usual favorites but will knock you out stoned. Definitely sun-kissed with California flavor. Terpene action is wonderful, produces a body effect and feels very indica-dominant. 5 stars for good ole organic medicine from a great provider at an affordable price. Outstanding!

Last edited by Trev on 10/21/15 at 3:10 PM Pacific

  • Reviewed 10/3/15
Purchased: $280 Ounce
3
Strength
I+S
Type
Sw
Flavor
C
Density

Better OG than most.

I'm always searching for the best OG's in Cali. Last week I picked up a dank O of the skywalker and put it to the test against some of my favorites, including private reserve Sappphire and Venom OGs from Green Leaf Express, and the Jet Fuel and Hardcore OGs from Cookie Co 415.
Characterizations: The sapphire reminds of incense, sherbret and blueberry with OG. Tastes like it smells, very ingeresting and definitely a nighttime smoke. 4 stars!!
The Venom may be my favorite smell with a classic , dry OG nose. Tastes like it smells, except burned, and the effect is divinely hybrid. 5 stars!
The Jet Fuel smells truly spectacular, many bright notes of French berry limonade and powerfully pungent OG funk. Tastes of like gum balls and has a zooming effect, heady and energetic, yet relaxing. 5 stars for the jet fuel.
The Hardcore smells not of immediate OG ironically, more accurately it presents an ocean of refined kush and fruit, so fine. The taste of the hardcore OG is a lot as it smells and would seem incomparable if not for these other strains, best described as silk-like OG for it's smoothness and subtlety on the inhale, but after heavy lung expansion you are rewarded with an exhale that tastes like an lemon OG Kush dab. 5 stars, but 2 stars for the 60$8th all-the-way-up pricing.
Finally the skywalker OG, the cream of the crop. This was the least expensive yet most worthy of a review. not only does it hold it's own but it shines-Og and Blueberry literally go hand in hand, backed up by a distinct, citrusy old-world kush aroma. All of these flavors appear in the taste of the vapor, and the smell does wonders for the overall experience; I've thoroughly enjoyed this bud from shredding calyxes to making rosin (SUPER HIGH YIELDING ROSIN STRAIN), but the medicinal effects of this strain are truly next level even compared to the other strains I compared it to. 5 Stars and top honors to the Craft Skywalker OG.

  • Reviewed 9/22/15

Dispensary Review:

The Green Cross Delivery

I like this place.

In college the green cross was my go to, mainly because of my budget. Though 2 times out of 10 a strain I buy there is bunko, other times the buds are dank and special. the constant low prices make it easy to go and refuel at the Green Crizzle.
I recommend the Green Crizz to anybody who wants a deal.

Last edited by Trev on 11/29/15 at 10:55 PM Pacific

  • Reviewed 9/13/15

T.I.T.S. #8

Purchased: $15 Gram
3
Strength
S+I
Type
So
Flavor
F
Density

An instant classic

This was one of the two grams CRAFT gifted me when I first registered, I did not actually pay 15 dollhairs for it. That being said, I cherished the one, cone-shaped, trichome-covered nug I was given, only using just a few calyxes at a time. This strain was also known, at the time, as Platinum T.I.T.S.; if I had to guess I would say it's for the shining, silvery color. I had a gram of the original T.I.T.S. at the time as well, though they are extremely similar I found that there are differences. The Platinum TITS #8 is more sativa leaning, longer nuggets physically and a more piney aroma than it's funky sister, also the coloration of #8 is lighter. The nose is reminiscent of both GSC and Sour D, it has the durb and the chem condensed within the scent for sure. Whereas the original is more of an old-school, head banging Original Diesel indica effect, the #8 is more uplifting with a fine subtlety to it. This flower can be used to get crazy, to study, to listen to music - it all depends on how much you consume, and perhaps on one's mood. in this sense it's a remarkable natural remedy. I do detect a distinct sour flavor on the inhale and exhale, smooth on the inhale but great lung expansion.
Conclusion: IC Collective has mastered the genetic balances of BOTH T.I.T.S. strains; rather than phenotypical variations of one strain, the TITS and Platinum Tits #8 seem more varietals in themselves, each their own unique and impressive strain of cannabis. I fully recommend, #8 for super-sativa lovers and the original T.I.T.S. for more seasoned/indica smokers.

  • Reviewed 9/3/15

Mad Science 2

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Strength
I+S
Type
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Density

Quality poor compared to last year's Mad Science

The mad science of years past was the real deal and I loved it more than any other strain. This strain the green cross has replaced their best seller with is, in my opinion, no good. these nugs are decent as far as bag appeal but a big fat "bunko" in the taste department. Any pleasurable smells disappear and give way to molten chemical inhalant, the effect as far as any "high" was slow but not much else. I'm not going back to this place until they get their genetics right. If you find yourself at or ordering from this place the sour diesel is pretty good... For now

Last edited by Trev on 9/8/15 at 8:39 PM Pacific

  • Reviewed 9/1/15
Purchased: $15 Gram
3
Strength
S+I
Type
Mn
Flavor
F
Density

Fun and creative hybrid

Very uplifting with kushy sedation factor as well, more of a headbanger than Platinum TITS (T.I.T.S.#8). The sativa heritage of this flower is evident though, from the smell and appearance to the taste and effects of the toke. Smells like good sour diesel + Girl Scout cookie funk. The taste is similar to the smell however minty in the burn. Beautiful appearance, very sparkly and fantastic cure on my particular bud; like a little white Christmas tree. Overall these buds are delectable.

Last edited by Trev on 9/1/15 at 11:20 PM Pacific

  • Reviewed 8/12/15

BLUEBERRY OG

Purchased: $200 Half
3
Strength
S+I
Type
Sw
Flavor
D
Density

Soooo worth it

Very dense and crystalline, I love this herb. The smell is of blueberry and funk, I've never seen such a shining example of blueberry lineage. Not only this, but the effect is totally clear-headed in smaller amounts, making this a wonderful daytime smoke.

Purchased: $200 Ounce
3
Strength
H
Type
C
Density

For the "baby nugs" of Raspberry Cookies

Wow factors galore. Red eye special of an oz of fire "baby" nugs for 200, no regrets. The same wonderful flavor, feel and high-ass grade of raspberry cookies as the usual from CRAFT. The flavor is sublime. SweeT, warm and tropical aftertaste like cinnamon sugar. With a little imagination I detect dried raspberry flavor. Usually this strain smells like overripe raspberry and fresh "cookie" kush. this batch of "baby" buds smells a little trimmy, but it's only a bit of sweet leaf left on the little nugs. they are top quality buds with sparkly appeal and a soaring effect. Potentially intense and euphoric medicine, good stuff.

Update:: i still feel like i got the greatest deal in MMJ history last month. I finished off the last flower in the jar last night, and now I'm heartbroken. I've been just as excited about these buds o' mine since the day I bought them an entire ounce ago. Highly recommend this strain from CRAFT, doubly recommend a CRAFT red eye special on any given day (closed on Mondays), and I will be on the lookout for CRAFT's baby buds again.

Last edited by Trev on 9/4/15 at 4:10 PM Pacific

  • Reviewed 7/29/15

Dispensary Review:

C.R.A.F.T. Cannabis Delivery

CRAFT Collective is the one I trust.

The Best. Ive been to every medical cannabis dispensary in the Bay Area and CRAFT is on top of my list because, among other reasons, it is the most trustworthy. Imagine, a delivery service that is better than any clinic you would have to commute to. This collective is the kind that San Francisco cannabis connoisseurs seek, rare because even most physical dispensaries are inconsistent and often misleading purposefully(because their products can't back up their prices); CRAFT Collective, in contrast, always has what you want or need available and usually at prices which are too good to resist- from a delivery service no less! Now when I'm in need I know who to call. Thank you for every time you've come through for me CRAFT. On a side note, there was only one occasion in my experience of ordering with CRAFT in which there was a slight logistics error, a very small miscalculation, and they still went out of their way to make it right when I notified them upon my next order. I respect and truly appreciate CRAFT, and I feel they do well by me.

  • Reviewed 6/29/15

Dispensary Review:

C.R.A.F.T. Cannabis Delivery

Fantastic medicine, my favorite delivery service.

Across the SF Bay Area it seems impossible to find a consistent dispensary in terms of quality. Delivery services are a nightmare due to the fact that there are way too many of them, mostly mediocre, and they resemble scams in terms of what you get vs what you're forced to pay. CRAFT is different, with a combination of the highest quality products available and good, personal customer service. I can never wait to order again and again from this dispensary; though the prices are high I would have to drive to Santa Cruz for a sure-fire dispensary of equal caliber. I pray CRAFT is able to open a storefront soon so more people can have access to their kind buds.

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2013 HT Cup Winner ORIGINAL HEADBAND

Purchased: $180 Half
3
Strength
I+S
Type
C
Density

5 Stars

this OHb is exactly what I was looking for: heirloom cannabis genetics and a brilliant "The OG"-type aroma and flavor. For me this strain is best characterized as an indica-dominant hybrid, it's very good for insomnia actually, may knock you out within an hour of inhale. However in small amounts this strain is very trippy and uplifting while not racy. A new personal favorite of mine in terms of smell, nose candy status. Not as much diesel as a "lemonhead" sweetness to it, the jar it came in has been long empty but still smells like lemon pledge and dank OG Kush. The taste is phenomenal, I found it smooth on the face but lung expanding. I can't say enough about this strain.

Last edited by Trev on 8/13/15 at 8:54 AM Pacific

Goki Headband Royal Jelly (Concentrate)

Purchased: $55 Gram
3
Strength
I+S
Type

Taste Matches Incredible Smell

Fantastic, I would classify as more of an oil however. You'll be surprised how little there is in the tiny glass jar it comes in, but it has an incredible headband stench to it and it lasts when used responsibly. The combination of kush genetics shapes the overall high as well as the smell, a pungent, stout aroma. It reeally wreaks in an amazing way, and the flavor is sour and OG funk with a sweetness, especially on the aftertaste. Truly not a jelly, it's like crushed THC moon sand in terp oil-it's awesome. potent and luxurious. I would definitely recommend to those looking for connoisseur class concentrate.

Last edited by Trev on 8/17/15 at 6:05 PM Pacific

CHEMSCOUT 1st Place HTCC

3
Strength
H
Type
Sw
Flavor
D
Density

Chem-wow

Wonderful overall appeal, dense and covered in trichomes. The scent is milder than a pungent forum cut Girl Scout + the sour Chem 91 cross would suggest, however there is definitely a sweetness to the scent. Very gentile on the nose and pallet, the inhale is lung-expanding chem with a sweet finish and exhale. I don't consider this to be overpowering, I don't think it's an indica. In my opinion ChemScout is a well-rounded and balanced hybrid. Some of the funnest buds I have ever had the pleasure of medicating with.

Last edited by Trev on 6/29/15 at 2:25 PM Pacific

Purchased: $190 Half
3
Strength
H
Type
C
Density

Unique and Powerful OG Hybrid

Super potent, great for those with a high tolerance. Truly 5 star quality cannabis. Tastes a little tropical, but definitely not of haze. Very filling to the lungs, leaves them aching for more. The aroma from the jar is very Tahoe, a muted "OG" scent, with citrus notes. Smells a little bit like musty granite from the clean, alpine shores of Lake Tahoe. Genetics: Chem4 x Tahoe OG. Somehow wafting the smell really does remind me of Tahoe. I will definitely pick this up again next time, it's fantastic.

Last edited by Trev on 11/20/15 at 4:38 PM Pacific

My Sticky Type

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