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ThisGuySm0kesWeed

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Member since:
Mar 2023
Medicine Reviews:
3

Dispensary & Marijuana Reviews

  • Reviewed 8/26/23

Takoma Peach (SMALLS)(SALE)

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Got me just feeling just peachy

Here we go with another Takoma strain, that's waaay cheaper than it should be. I don't usually smoke Sativa, I got it for my girlfriend who likes Sativa. She opened the 3.5g bag, and yelled "It really does smell like peaches!". I had to try it at that point, and as usual with the Takoma strains it did not disappoint. The buds were super fluffy, trichomes jumping right out at you, and the overall smoke was just peachy (every pun intended).

  • Reviewed 6/30/23

Takoma Force One (SHAKE) (SALE)

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Takoma Force One aint nothing to mess with

First off, a strain this good should not be $49 per 1/4, thats crazy. This strain is so much better than I thought it would be, completely took Takoma Kush's spot as my favorite Takoma strain. It had a kind of spicy yet slightly earthy flavor to it, but still had a smooth hit, the high sat me down every few hits. Any strain that can sit me down and have me looking at the wall for a few minutes at a time is a winner for me. 4 thumbs up! Maybe even 5!

  • Reviewed 4/28/23

Hell's OG (SMALLS)

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That Hell's Og put me in Heaven

Hands down 1 of the best tasting indica-dominant strains I've ever had, great job as always from alternative solutions. It honestly feels like some of these strains were genetically designed for me to smoke and enjoy. The vibes are all mine!!!!

Last edited by ThisGuySm0kesWeed on 4/28/23 at 2:50 PM Pacific

  • Reviewed 4/19/23

Takoma OG (SHAKE) (SALE)

2
Strength
H
Type
C
Density

Takoma found something with that OG

This a very tasty yet gassy strain, that totally got me by surprise. I was expecting this strain to be just okay, given that 7g of it was only $54 dollars, that had to be one of the better miscalculations I've had this year. Very even hybrid, didn't have me, but it had me stupid hahaha. 2 THUMBS UP

  • Reviewed 4/11/23

Grapple Pie (SALE)

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Density

Sweet Like (Grapple) Pie

One of the most aesthetically pleasing strains I've seen in a long time. Just a beautiful strain in all aspects, from the purple and green coloring of the buds, to the orange hairs and abundance of trichomes. This bud has a sweet taste and a spectacular high, after rolling then lighting the joint, I felt as if I was floating in the air and looking at myself smoke and play the PS5. After the initially floaty feeling, couch-lock slowly and surely set in before I even knew it. Now thats what I call a smoke well done.

Last edited by ThisGuySm0kesWeed on 4/11/23 at 2:28 PM Pacific

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Acai Mints are straight Gas

No matter how much of this strain I buy, it always feels like its not enough. I absolutely love this strain, smoking it just makes me happy and content with life in general. This strain was genetically engineered to make my days forgettably unforgettable. I dont even know what that means, but what i do know is that everytime those Banana Acai Mints are available, they are getting purchased by me everytime.

  • Reviewed 4/10/23

Tyson 2.0: Two Scoops #1 (SALE)

Two Scoops is Too Smooth

Has a very great and fruity taste to it. As soon as I hit it, I felt relaxed, the soreness in my knee subsided very quickly, and I immediately got the munchies. A job well done in my eyes overall! I recommend this strain for anyone who likes 50/50 or good even hybrids.

  • Reviewed 4/3/23

Blackberry Moonshine (SMALLS) (SALE)

That Moonshine was Moonshining

This was definitely a good smoke, it had fruity yet peppery or spicy notes to it. Nice fluffy nuggs, burned super nice, has a beautifully funky smell to it as well. Everyone needs to smoke this strain atleast 4 times. My go-to for sure.

My Sticky Type

3
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Favorite Dispensaries

Small-1714223663
Takoma Wellness Center
6925 Blair Road NW Washington,