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TheRealJayMills

Location:
Washington, DC
Occupation:
Cannabis Enthusiast
Gender:
Female
Birthday:
May 31
Website:
www.passthejay.com
Hometown:
Washington, DC
I'm an expert at:
judging good bud. I review a LOT of flowers but I only share my thoughts on the good ones <3
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Member since:
Feb 2016
Medicine Reviews:
11
Followers:
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Following:
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Dispensary & Marijuana Reviews

  • Reviewed 10/3/18
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Can't Fake on Fauxsido

This flower came repeatedly reccomended by Takoma employees, but when I smelled the bud I wasn't quite moved. Finally, after a few more trusted experts agreed that Fauxido was the flavor of the month, I decided to go ahead and sample one of their 1g prepackaged jars. The single bud was large and beautiful, and I realized that she was one of the prettiest buds I've seen recently. Very dense, frosty, emerald with traces of purple and brightly colored hairs. While her smell was subtle in the jar, when I broke her down she unfolded into a pleasant floral, fruity, funk that had me excited to roll her up in a backwood. She tasted great, even better than she smelled but the smoke...its hard to describe the way this smooth smoke sits in your chest and flows through your body on the first and every pull. Excellent medicine for the evening. this bud will sit you down and lift you up to the clouds.

Look: 5
Smell: 4.6
Touch: 5
Taste: 5
Feel: 5

4.9/5

Last edited by TheRealJayMills on 10/3/18 at 7:37 AM Pacific

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I+S
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Rolling with Axis

This flower caught my attention in the window display. Big dense frosty nugs filled the display jar and I was extremely curious to see what she smelled like. She had a piney earthy floral smell that caused me to hold off on tasting this until I had someone to share it with. Upon breaking her down, the smell was so aromatic is was reminiscent of cologne. It smelled almost too good, different from any bud and more like an incense. We rolled up the entire gram, and were blown away by how richly floral and herbal it tasted. The floral notes really pull through and have you spinning on your head as you smoke this Axis. I found this hybrid to had indica dominant characteristics, but still had me alert enough to experience a blissful relaxed focus throughout my evening activities.

Look: 5
Smell: 4.7
Touch: 5
Taste: 5
Feel: 5

4.9/5

Last edited by TheRealJayMills on 10/3/18 at 8:48 AM Pacific

  • Reviewed 10/1/18

Speciale: Space Force One

Dispensary:
Herbal Alternatives
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Higher than a Satellite with Space Force 1

When you look at her super white extra frosty nuggets and smell her sweet lemon earthy funk you know you are going to be in for a serious ride. This smoke sits heavy in the chest, and a little goes a long way. Don't take these dense nugs lightly, this bud is not for the new or faint at heart. If you're looking for a quick ride on a rocketship to fly you to the moon, this bud's for you. #passthejay approved.

Look: 5
Smell: 4.9
Touch: 5
Taste: 5
High: 5

4.9+/5

Last edited by TheRealJayMills on 10/2/18 at 2:37 PM Pacific

  • Reviewed 10/1/18

Classic Blueberry, A Daily Dessert

If weed could be a dessert, Classic Blueberry would be it. I love this flower first and foremost for the smell of it alone. It undeniably smells like blueberries. After that initial joy starts to fade and you're breaking it up, you catch the funk that lies beneath. She tastes like she smells and the relaxing high that comes with her melts all your cares away. I found myself in a deeply peaceful meditative state. It was easy for me to go to sleep, however it wasn't a forceful sedative or a couch lock that other indicas are known for. This is a must have for your cannabis medicine cabinet, and a nice gift for evening company to enjoy.

Look: 4.8
Smell: 5
Touch: 5
Taste: 5
High: 5

4.9/5

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Fun Times with Chocolope

My friends and I shared a backwood filled with a gram of Chocolope, and it was all love from start to finish. She's a bulky bud, and I could've easily rolled 2 but we were celebrating Art All Night so all jays had to be a gram or more. She was tasty and smooth from start to finish, and a surprise win from a bouquet that really didn't show off how good she burned. All in all, we duly noted the beautiful spacey high that surrounded us all about halfway though the jay. After the smoke break we all floated through the crowds in a zen like state observing all the interactions from a peaceful and emotionally detached place. She's a definite winner and one I would add to my mary jane medicine box for her euphoric and creative long lasting high. I'd love to have her with me at the studio.

Look: 4.8
Smell: 4.6
Touch: 5
Taste: 5
High: 5

4.8/5

Last edited by TheRealJayMills on 10/1/18 at 9:53 AM Pacific

Prime Time with Primo Cherry

I must admit, I came into this experience with a biased perspective. I hadn't enjoyed my last try with CBD flowers. I enjoy the benefits of THC and the idea of "balance" was foreign to me. It sounded like something trying to take away my high. I like my high just the way it is thank you very much. I digress. We're not here to talk about the bad experience, I'm here to talk about Primo Cherry changing my mindset about medicating with THC/CBD flowers. Its a whole new world. It was a whole new high. I first tried it at night, and it put me straight to sleep before I could finish the blunt. I woke up from my couch and felt like I had found a powerful indica that was sure to sedate. However, when I tried it in the morning after hearing from other patients that they loved it for their wake and bake - I too enjoyed a relaxed and focused high that lasted for what seemed like all day. This bud does that needs to be done, and works wonders for whatever may ail you. At first, I balked at the price - but after getting it on sale and tasting this flower I see why it is worth every penny. Her bulky, frosty, fruity, funky grams are large and dense giving you a lot of bang for your buck. A definite need for your mary jane medicine box. Magic cure all, good for everything and everybody all the time.

Look: 4.9
Smell: 4.7
Touch: 5
Taste: 5
High: 5+

4.9/5

Last edited by TheRealJayMills on 10/1/18 at 10:06 AM Pacific

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Pinky Loves Gelato Cake

For a taping of the #passthejay Podcast, the artist Pinky Killa Corn chose Gelato Cake as her number one choice in a sea of beautiful buds. This flower has a gassy nose that kicks you first before it soothes you with fruity berry earthy funk. She is tasty to smoke, I mean really tasty. We didn't want to stop smoking her and go on to the other flowers we had to sample. This one stopped us in our tracks in more ways than one. She is an indica dominate hybrid, with spacey effects that can be felt early on. We were in between sudden spouts of giggles, and sharing random stories with plethoras of tangents. This bud made me decide that its not a good idea to partake of the flowers with my guests that come on the show. Someone needs to be on earth, we can't all be in the clouds. A definite win, #passthejay approved

Look: 4.8
Smell: 5
Touch: 4.8
Taste: 5
High: 5

4.9/5

Last edited by TheRealJayMills on 10/1/18 at 10:16 AM Pacific

  • Reviewed 10/1/18

Wake and Bake with Pincher's Creek

After years of knowing her, I still enjoy waking up with Pincher's Creek. The calm and charismatic focus that accompanies this flower is great for those dealing with anxiety, depression, or extreme grogginess in the morning. Her complex profile of many present terpenes creates a fruity, floral, funky bouquet that tastes even better than she smells. #passthejay approved!

Look: 4.7
Smell : 5
Touch: 5
Taste: 5
High: 5

4.9/5

Last edited by TheRealJayMills on 10/1/18 at 9:11 AM Pacific

  • Reviewed 5/28/16

Chemdawg Bite

I came to the dispensary to buy rosin, but when I smelled this new lady that was fresh into inventory I had to try her out. Upon opening the medicine bottle, the diesel funk jumped out and attacked my nostrils. It was followed by a funky fruity aroma and accompanied with a lime green frosty disposition. She was a bountiful gram with fluffy yet dense fresh buds. Already winning top scores for smell, look, and structure there were just two more categories to judge. Taste, and the high. The taste was just as amazing as the smell, smooth and intoxicating. Not so harsh that your first pull rips into your throat or chest, but strong enough that you know you need to take your time with this lady. The high for me was very spacey. My mind was floating, any aches disappeared but I didn't have couch lock and was still able to function, albeit in a very space cadet kind of way. I wouldn't recommend this if you have to think fast, but if a functional relaxing and creative high is what you like, this bud is for You.

Look: 5
Smell: 5
Touch: 5
Taste: 4.5
High: 4.8

Score: 4.8/5
100%

Last edited by TheRealJayMills on 10/1/18 at 5:44 PM Pacific

Purple Berry-O

My dispensary family was excited to show me their newest version of Berry-O, a limited release that sported a psychedelic purple hue with bright red and golden hair. As the connoisseur that I am, I had to oblige them, though I am not easily fooled by looks alone. Often times, a purple strain of a flower that isn't normally predisposed to be colored as such, is a genetic anomaly... a one off... a reverse albino that lacks the chlorophyl necessary to pack a powerful punch in the THC department. Well, the smell was not a factor in my purchase. It has an earthy, light fruit smell that didn't exactly win me over. If it was a blind choice I never would have chosen this flower. But, still...work is to be done. Flowers are more than just a smell...the breakdown was lovely. Beautifully dense buds that have a nice yield for each gram. It did taste as earthy and mild as it smelled, although the berry was a bit more pronounced in the smoke. If this was called an indica, I would have given it a higher score. This bud sat me down. I was upset that I decided to try it out in the morning. I never would have done that if I knew this was going to make me want to cancel the day. Its great for night time, great for a sick day, or a day where you just don't want to use your brain much. Or your body...

All in all, a very long lasting high from this hidden indica strain masquerading as a Sativa.

Taste: 4.2
Bulk: 4.8
Smell: 3.8
High: 4.7
Score: 4.3/5
86.8%

Last edited by TheRealJayMills on 5/28/16 at 3:33 PM Pacific

Very Bomb Berry Bomb

I chose this flower for the smell alone. I'm searching for the right words that will justly describe the very berry funk that defines this awesome cultivar. The scent alone is intoxicating. I would scent my home with these flowers. Very uniquely floral funky fruit filled buds. Winning on smell, look, and bulk I was very excited to see how she tasted and what the high would be like. Well, my olfactory nerves may have gotten me too excited, as she burned her smell burned away as well. I would like to try this bud again in my vaporizer, for a smoother experience. However, consumed in a raw paper filtered doobie - her taste did not fare as well as I had hoped. It is quite possible that a rough trim that left too many fan leaves may have taken away from her flavor. However, she proved to be a delightful sativa that brought on a creative, giddy euphoria. Plenty of energy, and positive vibes abound with the very bomb Berry Bomb.

Taste: 4.2
Bulk: 4.8
Smell: 5
High: 4.7
Score: 4.7/5
93.5%

Last edited by TheRealJayMills on 10/1/18 at 10:18 AM Pacific

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