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I was excited to try this strain from the moment that it was announced! When it finally came and I got to try it, it met and exceeded expectations! Really lemony/gassy sativa smell. Tastes pretty sweet and smooth on exhale. Immediate hazy headed high that surprisingly relaxed my body. I felt pretty giddy and excitable, went thru really chatty then real chill phases. Definitely a good smoke to help with pain while getting your stimulating sativa effect. Great for social events!

Takoma Kush is a relaxing indica leaning hybrid strain exclusive to Takoma Wellness Center. It gives you the flavor of an earthy og kush strain while having a more indica leaning body high that keeps building and building. Smoking this after the gym is great! Excellent for recovering my sore muscles as well as lifting up out of depressed thoughts. This is one of the cheapest eighths/quarters of buds you can get, great buy!

Incredible taste. Uber Sweet. Deceptively smooth. Crazy relaxation. Terrific stress relief. Fantastic body effects. Super sensual and sexy. Wonderful, simply wonderful!

BIG BIG fan of Alternative Solutions dry sifts! The Bruce Banner sift effects translates over from the flower well. Hitting the dry sift over a bowl of flower, its packs a wallop! Instantaneous euphoria and headstrong high. Was really medicated, really fast. A little bit goes a long way and is always a great idea for boosting the potential of your smoke.

A fine cheese to go with your wine... or buffet!
Blue Cheese is one of those strains that has never treated me wrong before. Always relaxing and has worked wonders for both my sleep and appetite. I've had it right before going to the buffet and OMG it helped me eat my heart out like the little fatass I know I am. Having it later in the night it was more relaxing and helped me knock out for the night.

Holy Crunch is an excellent sativa leaning hybrid for me. The balance of THC and CBD make it a little less potent in the high department but it more than makes up for it in the mood elevation, functionality, stress relief. Its a wonderful strain to have pretty much any time of day you just want to feel good and still be in the zone.

Do-Si-Do is already known as a knock out indica with awesome effects. This trim is the perfect source for decarbing and making your own bomb edibles! Great price for a good amount. Perfect for making butters, sauces, infused liquors.

First, let me just say I love love LOVE Trainwreck! It has always been one of my favorites and this version that Abatin grows is a cut above the rest. Opening the bag my nose is stimulated by scents of sweet limonene which translates into a smooth, delicious exhale when smoked. As always, kiefy buds and solid bud structure. This is definitely a daytime strain! Extremely high energy, which when harnessed, can be used for working out, social outings, and lots of other activities. Cerebral, fun, and upbeat mental stimulation that is unmatched. Wonderful for stress and depression and putting you back on the tracks!

Takoma Cookies for me was like a good old classic gsc strain. Really smooth but peppery inhale. Relaxing in the body and calming right away. Got my appetite going and gave me the munchies which is just what I needed from this. Mentally it is creative and social without being stimulated really. I would suggest this strain for anyone looking for an appetite stimulator, a stress or pain reliever, or for just a good, mellow, chill time.

The look, the smell, the taste, DELICIOUS! Pineapple is one of those strains that I grind some up and leave the grinder open on the table to make the room smell nice, ITS THAT GOOD! One of the happiest strains. This batch was a little more heady but nowhere near over stimulated. It was super positive and social and bubbly. Pineapple puts me on an island vacation every time! I would highly suggest to anyone that is suffering from depression or is going through something and needs something to uplift them above their worries.

Cant find green crack anywhere? Looking for the classic strain you grew up smoking for incredible energy and focus? LOOK NO FURTHER! Pinchers Creek IS green crack and an amazing iteration of it as well. Less racy then I remember, more happy, yet still pretty cerebral and focused. Great taste and long lasting effects to make it through the day. I cannot recommend the Pinchers Creek enough! Especially for those with ADHD, Depression, Fatigue, or just looking for something to give them a clean boost for the day!

This strain does just as the name implies, It enhances your whole day! This was a great daytime strain for treating my anxiety. Slightly more THC than CBD, still gave me a decent, calm buzz that just made my day that much easier. I noticed a big difference in my mood and how I handled stressful situations and the euphoria was there but definitely functional. Its also had mild pain relieving qualities as well. I found that I wasnt bothered by my tendonitis the whole day. What a relief! It took my day and "Enhanced" it to the next level

These new tinctures from Alternative Solutions are the bomb! Great effects and longevity at an awesome price point. This lemon skunk tincture I was taking to start my day. It gives a nice, pure, long lasting energy that helped move me through my day and give me good focus and mood for my tasks at hand. I would definitely recommend this tincture to anyone suffering from fatigue, ADD, or depression!

Guava Jelly, a great go-to hybrid for productivity and relaxation intertwined. The Durban lineage peaks its head first when smoking and I get a head strong buzz thats great for focusing and getting stuff done but without overwhelming energy. The OG Kush lends its body high and relaxing properties while the Strawberry Kush and Wedding Cheesecakes add their flavor. Good any time of day!

I loved the OG Kush cart so I decided the Tangie was the next cart I had to try in this awesome new lineup at TWC. My first puff I could taste hints of funky sweet orange zest. After a couple, I was nice and toasty. With its potency, I'm finding I really don't need to smoke as much of this cart as I normally have from others. Almost immediately uplifting and a motivating happy energy crept in as I got my day started but was never over stimulating in the least. Very social and positive. EXCELLENT for anxiety and depression during the day. This Tangie is going to be in my daily rotation from now on.

Love love love Citrus Tango for my joint pains! Really happy that they brought this strain back. Nice complex citrus flavor and more indica leaning, heavy bodied effects. I've used it many times during the evening and after my workouts to relax and unwind from the aches and stress of the day to day. One of the best CBD strains for serious pain and muscle stiffness. Calling all athletes, give this strain a try!

Gorilla Zkittles. A great gassy/sweet strain that always relaxing. Quiets both body pains and stress to a dull roar so I can actually function when I'm stiff and sore. Love your body, Smoke the rainbow!

LOVE the Kashmir Jade. One of my favorite CBD strains all time in DC. Kashmir Jade has a nice balance of THC and CBD which I used throughout the day to really help me stay calm and focused on the tasks at hand. A little piney on the smell and inhale while being smooth and slightly sweet on the exhale. Great way to start your day smoking by itself or can be combined with your favorite THC strains to give it more calming and pain relieving effects that you need on top. Would recommend to any patient looking for help with ADHD symptoms, pain relief, and anxiety or stress relief any time of day with its great longer lasting effects.

Anytime Alternative Solutions comes out with a new strain you know its gonna be something good. Lemon Skunk knocked it out of the park like nothing else for me recently. Great thick sweet smoke had me smacking my lips. Very uplifted and an immediate head high and nice strong and energetic euphoria. After the initial rush, a more relaxing and heavy haze settled in that was soothing and calming and left me happy like having an ice cold cup of lemonade in the summer sun. Definitely recommend for anyone looking for an uplifting energy to get things done or workout.

Berry Cinex is awesome! A sativa leaning hybrid that stands out in an indica driven market. Very pretty buds with both a sweet aroma and a pleasantly sweet berry taste on inhale. Definitely more sativa leaning effects without any of the anxiety. In fact this strain is more happy and mood elevating and outgoing than anything. Will definitely be back for more berry goodness!

I've smoked many Jack Herers over the years and most have been lackluster. Either they've been mild and very light euphoria, or too high energy and racey with nothing else to them.
THIS ONE HITS THE SWEET SPOT! Nice euphoria, good focus, great energy, and effective for dealing with stress as well. This batch was noticeably sweeter both on the nose and the flavor palate and a really enjoyable smoke. Will definitely be coming back to this Jack Herer for starting off my day!

Thank you District Cannabis for always bringing the heat! Right off the bat the Spritzer has wonderful bag appeal. Nice, dense purple nugs that are absolutely COATED in sticky trichomes and bright orange pistils. Smells just like how it tastes, sweet and funky. Effects leaning more towards the MAC for me, very strong euphoria, slightly more sativa leaning, mood elevating, social, and chill without being couchlocked. I would suggest this strain to anyone looking for relief from social anxiety and stress. Great smoke for any time of day!

First, let me just say I love love LOVE Trainwreck! It has always been one of my favorites and this version that Abatin grows is a cut above the rest. Opening the jar my nose is stimulated by scents of sweet limonene which translates into a smooth, delicious exhale when smoked. As always, kiefy buds and solid bud structure. This is definitely a daytime strain! Extremely high energy, which when harnessed, can be used for working out, social outings, and lots of other activities. Cerebral, fun, and upbeat mental stimulation that is unmatched. Wonderful for stress and depression and putting you back on the tracks!

As always, my expectations are high when it comes to Alternative Solutions strain. The Magilla Glue is no different. It reached and surpassed what I was expecting. Amazing potency, superb trichome development, intoxicatingly gassy smell. As soon as I inhaled it was an immediate head rush that took me off my feet with stress relief and creativity and slowly eased its way down into my body for a solid chillax. This one is right up there with fuel biscuits and the other greats! Pick some up, I promise you wont be disappointed!

A fine cheese to go with your wine... or buffet!
Blue Cheese is one of those strains that has never treated me wrong before. Always relaxing and has worked wonders for both my sleep and appetite. I've had it right before going to the buffet and OMG it helped me eat my heart out like the little fatass I know I am. Having it later in the night it was more relaxing and helped me knock out for the night. This last batch looks, smells, and tastes incredible!

All jokes aside, I absolutely loved this strain. I'm not normally an indica smoker but seeing the lineage, I just had to try it out and see for myself. First off, really solid dank smell that translates into an actually really smooth smoke that burned clean. Extremely calming and powerfully euphoric. Didn't put me to sleep, was very much on the enjoyable side, making my body feel weightless and elevating my mind into outer space.

The Abatin House Hybrid is another good flower at a great price! Touch of spice on the nose and clean burn and smoke. Wonderful for helping with my pain and increasing my appetite during the daytime. Very relaxing yet balanced strain that I often use for my days off resting and doing creative thinking. Really good for edibles as well!

Could not wait for this strain to get here! With something named Viper Cookies, you just have to expect something strong and this bud definitely delivered! After smoking from my bong it had an almost immediate body high and a really heavy relaxing euphoria. It definitely hit like a true cookies strain and was creative and social for me but a lot heavier. The soreness from my workout earlier in the day evaporated and I found myself stuck on the couch and in the zone. A little bit seemed to go a long way but the more I smoked the heavier it got. Highly recommend this sensational

Abatin should be praised for consistently offering great quality flower at a lower price point! The 'House Sativa" is no exception. One of the cheapest flowers on the menu but always offers great energy, mood elevation, along with longer lasting effects to boot. Smells more lemony and sweet and is a smooth smoke as well. I've used it a long time for making edibles as well because its such good value to get a lot of too.

It takes a lot to get me to sleep sometimes and my tolerance doesn't help when I can just keep smoking and smoking. However, I definitely found that the Abatin House Indica was all that and a bag of chips for my needs. After smoking, it settles in pretty quickly to my head and body and made me feel relaxed and drowsy and I'm yawning and falling asleep soon after. It puts my insomnia to the side and lets me sleep the whole night too. Another thing I look for in my nighttime indica is that it doesn't leave me feeling groggy the next day which I think the Abatin House Indica accomplished nicely. All in all im very happy with the House Indica, I'll definitely be keeping some put away next to my bed.

This is the very last batch of Lemon Royale to grace us. It may be lower testing, however, all the terpenes are there and produce a really nice more functional experience! Happy and stress relieving, a good amount of energy, and a lot more focused and functional than the previous batches. At this unbeatable price, I've been picking up as many as I can and stocking up before it disappears forever.

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INSTRUCTIONS:
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1. Take a bite of your chocolate crispy wispy.
2. Chew it up (mouth closed preferably)
3. Enjoy the calming and relaxing effects of a DC edible!

I've been using these 420 bags to make edibles since they came out. With this sativa I used 2 bags and created an infused tequila that was really upbeat and talkative and kept the fun rolling for a night of shenanigans!

I've been using these 420 bags to make edibles since they came out. With this IndicaI used 2 bags and created an infused cognac that way beyond relaxing! One shot and I was knocked out an hour later for good.

Apricot Jelly is a wonderful, very high functioning sativa that I find myself using most in the mornings to kickstart my day and prepare to get s**t done. Relaxing mentally while still being focused and a little energy to get you where you need to be.

Could not wait for this strain to get here! With something named Viper Cookies, you just have to expect something strong and this bud definitely delivered! After smoking from my bong it had an almost immediate body high and a really heavy relaxing euphoria. It definitely hit like a true cookies strain and was creative and social for me but a lot heavier. The soreness from my workout earlier in the day evaporated and I found myself stuck on the couch and in the zone. A little bit seemed to go a long way but the more I smoked the heavier it got. Highly recommend this sensational serpent!

Double Black is one of those strains that's always been pretty consistent for me. I use it primarily for sleep and night time aches and pains. Nice strong body high that comes on all at once and heavy sedative properties that make it a lot easier for me to get to sleep. Double Black for Double Sleep.

Anytime Alternative Solutions comes out with a new strain you know its gonna be something good. This batch of Lemon Skunk knocked it out of the park like nothing else for me recently. Great thick sweet smoke had me smacking my lips. Very uplifted and an immediate head high and nice strong euphoria. After the initial rush, a more relaxing and heavy haze settled in that was soothing and calming and left me happy like having an ice cold cup of lemonade in the summer sun.

Yet another delicious strain delivered by Alternative Solutions! Super sweet flavor and smell when smoked that gives way to a happy giggly relaxed high. I could see myself having this strain any time of day, especially nowadays to keep my mood up. This batch is very potent compared to zkittlez ive had before. I love it!

Finally one of my all time favorite strains is back! A very high energy and focused strain that has potent intensity. Great for getting things done, working out, hiking, whenever you need a boost of focus and energy for. This batch especially looks and smells amazing! Cant wait to pick up some more!

Very very very calming. Was great for my stress and anxiety! I smoked a bowl after a hard day and within a few moments I felt like a calming wave of euphoria was washing over my mind. Its quite a mood booster and I was much happier. I was so relieved and was actually able to function and feel good about myself again. Smooth smoke. Good flavor. Definitely recommend!

This apple pie was really enjoyable! Its more potent and tastier than last batch and has more energy to it. I still love the great up beat, social focus that it promotes. Definitely a great daytime strain for getting stuff done and being productive.

Honey Banana was a really nice strain that I finally was able to try. Was a smooth smoke and had a really relaxed but interactive euphoria. I could use this strain anytime of day to help with stress and still be really well balanced. Im going to have to get more to fill the spots in my stash.

I've been using this cart primarily before bed to try to help with my insomnia and boy has it. Just a puff or 2 and about 15 minutes later, im dreaming about granddaddy purple himself! All jokes aside, this strain has seriously been helpful with my sleep and being able to settle restlessness before bed. Check it out for yourself.

The first thing I said when I tried the Panama Red cartridge, "Wow... wow... OH WOW!"
Im at a loss of words for how awesome this cartridge is. The energy, the euphoria, the motivation, everything about my experience was phenomenal. I need to stock up, its just that good!
Do it, just do it!

Silver Kush has been a great strain for starting off my day! Its gives a boost in energy and focus to go out and get stuff done. If sativas are normally too intense for you, give this one a try. It helps relieve my regular anxiety and still leaves me cool, calm, and collected when Im out and about.

Mountain Temple is back!!! This is my all time favorite sativa, hands down. Mountain Temple has the same amazing energy and focus as green crack while being very uplifting, happy, and social. It is pretty heady and euphoric and has a slight body buzz. This strain helps motivate me to get on my feet, have meaningful conversations, and also helps ease away any negative or racing thoughts and emotions. Its has a funky floral citrus smell and tastes great on the exhale. Its incredible potency satisfies even my high tolerance. I would love for this to become a regular strain from District Cannabis, it is PERFECT for me!

I started coming to TWC as a patient back in December and ever since then I have been proud to call it my go-to dispensary, my home. With an incredible selection, awesome sales, and the nicest, friendliest staff I have ever seen in a dispensary, theres nowhere else id rather go. And Ive been to a lot dispensaries across both Maryland and DC. Trust me, the people at Takoma Wellness Center will take care of you and make you feel right at home.

The CFX Vaporizer is really impressive! It has a bright HD display and very easy configuration to use, durable hard plastic interior, and a good sized ceramic heating chamber. The CFX can hold slightly more than a half gram of flower, more than enough for a personal session or on the go. It can heat up to its max temperature 430 degrees in around 20 seconds! Even after having a 15 min session, the case was only warm to the touch. This thing produces a great flavorful vapor all the way to the last pull and vaporizes your flower evenly so there is no need to mix your flower in the middle of your session. Emptying and cleaning the CFX is a breeze. And finally the battery life on the CFX is awesome! I was able to smoke multiple sessions over 2 different days without the need to stop and recharge. I can definitely take this somewhere and not have to worry about it dying on me. All in all the CFX is a pretty impressive vaporizer, especially considering its a lot cheaper than the rest of the competition. I definitely recommend this vaporizer, whether you're a novice or a pro, its easy to get great results.

One of my favorite Gorilla Glue strains so far (GG4 x GG4). This a great strain for the down time you DESERVE! Perfect Storm left me relaxed with a euphoric, relaxed, positive mood, and after I settled down for sleep, it helped with my insomnia a lot.

A great, level-headed, energetic sativa! I had it early in the morning to start my day and it jolted me awake like a cup of coffee and started my day off on the right foot. Great energy and focus, not very racey or overpowering mentally. I was perfect going into work, getting a lot done, and staying on point.

A heavy hitter, this Alien Tarantula was very potent right off the bat! This indica dominant hybrid quickly relaxes the body while producing strong, long lasting cerebral effects. Great to unwind with in the evening. Have some snacks on hand for the munchies!