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seisporocho

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Member since:
Aug 2017
Dispensary Reviews:
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Medicine Reviews:
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Dispensary & Marijuana Reviews

  • Reviewed 3/25/18

Cannatonic CAPS (SALE Shake)

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Khadijiah

Waking up on a sunny Sunday, a sweet tight J of this sent my morning meditation period into supreme flight. A little NxWorries in the background providing the perfect morning vibes also didn't hurt either. Providing an instant calm that left me equally cool & collected, I experienced a beautiful peace that equaled the gift of that day. Coming out of meditation felt a great calm and focus to spring enjoying the day and accomplishing goals set forth. True to its strain attributes, this strain provides uplift, focus, and a happy feeling that as Michael Scott would say, sublime. It also is excellent for PMS and general pain management. As a strain I feel many would overlook, I highly recommend you give the Cannatonic LR5 a go.

  • Reviewed 12/31/17

Truth or Consequences

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Truth of Consequence

Like the name, this strain from Phyto I feel is a poster child for asking you the question "are you truthfully ready to relax or nah?!" If nah and like Neo you decide to still partake to see how far the rabbit hold goes, you will enjoy the blissful consequence of that choice.

After enjoying some time in the gym and still feeling wired, or so I thought, I decided to forge away and roll a nice J of this bad boy. Upon opening, the smell of the flower is so intense & vivid it felt as if I was smelling colors as each time I tried to pinpoint whether it was giving me a distinctive note of great note such as citrus, blueberry or strawberry, my mind kept going to images of colors like a firecracker. Smell & taste it and you may see where I'm coming from.

Upon lighting up a J I probably got a quarter through until the Truth came out that my tail was now ready to succumb to mother sleep even if I thought I still had more gas in the tank. I had probably some of the best sleep I've had in a while. Felt refreshed and what was great is that a little does go a long way.

This strain is a hitta and I would highly recommend taking a drip in the Truth or Consequence pool while its still available.

Last edited by seisporocho on 12/31/17 at 12:39 PM Pacific

Legend of Nigeria #1

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Clarity - Mine your Mind

While sitting in my customary morning yoga pose, ready to inhale new life and exhale any negative energy still lingering from the day before, this served as a perfect companion on that journey.

Upon initial whiff, the pungent sourness of the strain evoked sweet memories of gaining infinite wisdom from the elders in the beauty shop, while getting my crown pressed to the 9s. Yep, for me at least the strain took me there so I knew I had to see what this offering from Phyto was all about.

While reading a book on gratitude and how infinitely blessed we are as human beings, this strain seemed to fit perfectly with gaining the additional clarity the universe meant for the reader to receive. Taking you on a perfect euphoric voyage riding shotgun in the relaxation trip of your life like its parent Legend OG is known for, the Legend of Nigeria truly served as a legend towards finding clarity in being present in the moment. Unlike Legend OG, this strain is a sativa phenotype that provided a vivid energetic buzz and enabled me to seamlessly shift from my morning meditation into finishing up a few chores.

Do yourself a favor before its too late. Grab a gram of the Legend of Nigeria. It will help you mine, your mind.

  • Reviewed 12/10/17

Preroll: Vibe5 Citrus Tango CBD

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A New Addition to the Medicine Cabinet

Pulled the trigger and picked up a pack of these CBD+ Prerolls to assist with a number of pain management needs that I needed earlier in the week. Man did these do the job. The joints smoked evenly and slow which helped the medication experience, especially when you're not feeling 100%. Took the place of Tylenol for me during a time when 2-500mgs, were the former go-to remedy. As I explore more CBD heavy strains, this was a great entry into CBD prerolls.

Last edited by seisporocho on 12/10/17 at 12:59 PM Pacific

Lemon Skunk Shake

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L-E-M-O-N

Fresh off an ultimate #SelfCareSaturday session at home with good music vibes, a crafted mezcal mule & bubble bath in tow, the Lemon Skunk was truly the cherry on top to a nice snowy evening in. With yesterday's impromptu sprinkling of snow, it made staying indoors where the warmth cup runneth over, a tempting ally.

So with the "sit your tail down" and chill moment in full gear, I decided to enjoy a little of this beautiful flower in my monkey pipe. Upon initially opening up my bag, I was hit with an intense smell of citrus which smacked me as hard as the LEMON Video did (Shoutout to Rhianna & N.E.R.D.!)

The beautiful flower ground up nicely the taste was nothing short of yummy. Very nice & smooth. Any residual stress, anxiety was instantly melted away. Although an Indica-leaning Hybrid, the strain did not leave me coach-locked, it just relaxed the hell out of me which is exactly what I needed. The quantity is now down to a gram, so I would highly suggest you try this strain out while its in.

  • Reviewed 11/26/17

Chemdawg

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"Up Jumps the Boogie"

After a long day, but in need of putting in a few extra hours to prep & "get my life" so to speak before hosting family for the Thanksgiving holiday, I decided to crack open a new gram of Chemdawg to mellow out. Boy, did I get more than just a nice chill pill.

As the strain is famously known for, after twisting up a small j, I tasted the spiced, earthy flower when drypulling. Once fired up, that is where the fun began. After firing her up, I found myself calmly sliding into the remainder of my evening and the chores ahead of me. What I did not expect was the intense additional charge of energy that I felt. I remained up past 2am and didnt realize how much time had past as the strain seemed to give me a strong 2nd & 3rd Wind for the night.

If interested in a nice Sativa-leaning hybrid, I would highly suggest that you pic up the Chemdawg. Yes, another premium offering from Alternative Solutions!

  • Reviewed 11/19/17

LA Chocolat (SHAKE)

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Slump

Late last night, as I grappled with some stubborn pain in my rotator cuff, I decided to twist up a J of LA Chocolat #9, in search of a happy medium place where the pain I was feeling would subside enough for me to give sleep another try.

Deciding to enjoy an episode of my favorite show "The Office" while enjoying this strain, after a few hits of my J, I was instantly in flight. Wow, this strain helped place the pain that had ailed me over the past few days, at bay long enough for me to have a blissful time watching Jim & Dwight grapple about "MegaDesk" and slink easily back into my bed into an enjoyable slump like I was Big Boi grooving over the classic Aquemini track.

True to its genetic notes, I felt relaxed, uplifted and also sleepy. Due to its potency, a little goes a long way. I did not finish my J and I would say that if you were to enjoy a bowl of this, you would probably would only need a few hits if you're looking to utilize for nighttime relief. This offering from Alternative Solutions (AS) does not disappoint. As a person more inclined to Sativa's and Hybrid strains, this flower has me rethinking my love affair with the aforementioned. After enjoying the yummy Blue Cheese also from AS, my new beau may soon be an Indica. Do yourself a favor and try this strain.

  • Reviewed 9/27/17

Specialé: Hawaiian Sunrise

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Blue Hawaii Bliss

So I am going to officially say that Abatin Wellness has been showing out with their Speciale' label.

I purchased Hawaiian Surprise a few weeks and purposely put up to open, when I knew I needed the type of morning bliss described in the review by @V2CHAO. Needless to say @V2CHAO was spot on by noting that "The Sun Will Rise" when you utilize this strain.

I decided to roll this up and enjoy one blissful Saturday and man o' man, did I not regret it.

Aside from the day being an already gorgeous day from the big one above, upon enjoying this I felt so intrinsically connected to my surroundings. This very well could be due to the fact that the strain contains Ocimene, Limonene and Caryophyllene. All of which are terpenes that are known for some awesome health benefits. If interested in learning more of the above, check our the Leafly article link below.

Do not let the lower THC & CBD percentage deter you from enjoying this nice blissful strain. You will feel a level of calm that will transport you to your own escape to Hawaii.

Leafly Article on Terpenes
https://www.leafly.com/news/cannabis-101/benefits-of-cannabis-terpenes-ocimene-terpinolene-and-guaiol

Last edited by seisporocho on 9/27/17 at 4:00 PM Pacific

  • Reviewed 9/24/17

SALE: DG Blackberry

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Don't Sleep!

Upon initially seeing that TWC, had DG Blackberry, I was instantly excited as it had been a while since I had connected with what I found to be an elusive strain, Blackberry.

Blackberry itself served as the strain initially shared with my forever +1 that fateful spring afternoon a few years ago, so definitely a strain that is close to my heart.

DG does not disappoint with their offering of the sweet, earthy berry notes of this batch of Blackberry. The strain itself helps envelop you into a nice cloud of mellow bliss. This bliss doesn't produce a couch lock, but does produce a lot of creative thought. This is one strain attribute that I tend to lean on when deciding between strains.

DG Blackberry is currently on sale and down to a 1G, so I feel it my duty to share with people how awesome this strain is before its gone for a little while. I hope DG brings another awesome batch back of Blackberry, as its a nice Hybrid strain. I would urge everyone to try if you're looking for a nice euphoric flight to help you connect with yourself, or who knows, maybe THE ONE!

Last edited by seisporocho on 9/24/17 at 12:21 PM Pacific

Bubbalicious

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The Ultimate Bubble

Bubbalicious is a reflection to not judge a book by its cover. Right now you can score a nice eighth of this at a price so sweet, I had to do a double take.

In the need for a little something to mellow out but more importantly help subside a few aches and pains, hey no one said growing older would be easier, I opted to try out the strain whose name brings up memories of trying to make the largest bubble with my favorite Sour Apple flavored bubble gum as a kid.

A cultivar, which is aka "Selectively Bred Fancy Ish," this strains balance of CBD:THC is what is truly the winning aspect of this strain. Not known to give you a huge rush, so if you're more used to strains for the euphoric feeling this may not be your speed.

However, if you're one who just likes a nice slow ride down to Easy Ln. after a day being in the matrix, I would say give this a try. It's also a lovely strain to mix that compliments many others. A must have for anyone's cupboard, that will not break the bank.

Last edited by seisporocho on 9/24/17 at 12:16 PM Pacific

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Exactly What the Doctor Ordered

The new batch of MediHaze currently at TWC, is Hot Like Fire. But before I skip to describing how enjoying this strain got my MoJo back, as if I was literally in the classic Aaliyah video with beatmaking duo Missy "Misdemeanor" Elliott & Timbaland themselves, I'll share a nugget about the strain itself.

Coming in at a nice 1:1 ratio of the THC & CBD, this sativa leaning strain helped kick butt of some major inflamation and pain I was feeling this past Friday. After a long day and wanting to just escape from both an exhausting day and the pain I was feeling, MediHaze was exactly what the doctor ordered.

Now we can cut to how this got my MoJo back. In a few hours, it had me up again, giggly, euphoric and most importantly void of the pain I was feeling earlier. Able to move more, it had me grooving into the night with the misses, sitting back and just enjoying life, as life is to be intended.

Highly recommended strain, this new batch is very sticky, like sticky icky!!! Broke open a bud and truly had thoughts as if I was breaking open a resin dipped bud of of a Moonrock. Yep, its that dense. If you're in need of a all around nice daytime strain to keep at bay what ails you, definitely keep this

Last edited by seisporocho on 9/24/17 at 2:07 PM Pacific

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Gravy Tho

"Butter so brown, smoke like Gravy Tho." This lyric comes to mind when I smoked this. Real talk, this batch of GC had me higher than the HEIGHTS hit single in '92! Holistic Remedies outdid themselves with this batch of Green Crack. I will say that this truly gave me a sharp mental buzz that I have not had in a long time.

Very sweet upon dry pulling, you can really taste the citrus yet earthy notes. True to its lineage, it provides the type of sharp focus that enabled me to finish a few short projects in record time. Also, despite the energetic kick, I still felt mellow enough to just vibe a minute in between kicking ass with some projects.

If you're in for getting something new, this batch of Green Crack is a must have.

  • Reviewed 9/17/17

Harlequin Blue Afghani (Shake)

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The World it Softly Lulls

The review below by @SeasonedWestCoaster nicely breaks downs all of the aspects of what is so right with this strain.

Holistic Remedies brings a 2:1 hybrid strain consisting of the genetic makeup of Harlequin, a Sativa known for its high sativa effects and Blue Afghani, a hybrid known for its relaxation and pain management effects, Harlequin Blue Afghani (HBA) is truly like having the best of both worlds.

I am a Sativa lover and what I liked most about this strain is that I could still function, however not for too long, which wasn't a bad thing after a long and rather stressful day. The strain also addressed my anxiety in a way that was needed that day.

Upon enjoying in my bowl, I immediately felt the stress of the day melt away, and some nagging back pain eases away like a stubborn hinge who with a little WD40 is working like new.

As a strong Sativa user, this strain put me down for the evening about half an hour into using. I woke up feeling refreshed and renewed and somewhat trying to place exactly how quick I went down for the count. Explore HBA if you're looking to ease into a moment of reprieve from the day either to tackle some passion project after a hard day at work, Netflix & Chill or softly lull you to sleep. All of which will be made more enjoyable with HBA.

Last edited by seisporocho on 9/17/17 at 1:34 PM Pacific

Oil Cartridge: Distillate

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Tangie, Tangie, Tangie!

Oh, how I have missed thee! From our initial meeting when I first became a patient of TWC a little more than a year ago, to my recent longing for you, this reintroduction is rather nice. Very nice to be exact.

So before I delve into how beautiful the Tangie strain is, I have to first focus a little on the craftsmanship by Phyto with their first Oil Distillate Cartridge offering. Like most, I was scratching my head about what distillate exactly meant, but with the good world wide web, I found an excellent Leafly article that broke down the new concentration extraction practice. Touted as "being worth more in weight than other consumable substance," the piece shed light on how distillation process provides the purest extraction of THC creating a cleaner and ultimately potent end product. The Tangie by Phyto reflects the expertise needed to provide such a premium product.

Now back to the Tangie itself, this strain never disappoints. Serving as a definitive daytime strain for me, the flavor that this cartridge provided was dripping of citrus terpenes upon the first hit. In many ways, it feels like having the purest form of OJ from some of Florida's finest.

Do yourself a favor and check out the new distillate oil cartridges from Phyto. Whether going for a more Sativa or Indica leaning strain, their execution of providing the purest THC Oil feasible will not leave you disappointed.

  • Reviewed 9/14/17

Oil Cartridge: Fruity Pebbles (Co2)

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Not Your Childhood Cereal

So after much debating of what new cartridge I wanted to delve back into, I decided to skedaddle to the colorful side of things and opted for the Fruity Pebbles OG.

Following the first hit of the cartridge, I was grinning larger than Fred Flinstone!

The Fruity Pebbles OG like its description is a hybrid so sweet that it takes me back to the college days of grabbing a bowl of Fruity Pebbles after a dinner in the dining hall. With this offering from Holistic Remedies, their delivery of the berry strain was well executed.

Fruity Pebbles OG is a great daytime or evening strain. For me, I chose to enjoy more towards the latter portion of the day as its genetics with Granddaddy Purple tend to resonate more with me as it is an excellent strain just to sit back relax and enjoy the show. It does an incredible job of just melting the stress away. If you have not tried this strain, I highly recommend it. You will not be disappointed.

  • Reviewed 9/10/17

Acapulco Gold (Shake)

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Golden

Slipping into a Netflix & Chill moment over the weekend, the Acapulco Gold, was the perfect compliment to an afternoon menu of finishing the last two episodes of Narcos. Like a nice glass of Veuve Cliquot that instantly invigorates the palate as you celebrate some of life's wins, the AG provided a nice bright rush that allowed me to ponder on just that idea.

While watching the demise of the Cali cartel, the notion of how impactful one's life's choices can extend to those around accompanied my final minutes seeing the big reveal made at the end of the series. Despite the loneliness, we may all feel at times; we are all connected. The energy we possess we transfer to others and vice versa. Pondering on that it made me think more about my own life's mission of being a positive light onto others. Feeling energetic, I began to reflect on how I wanted to take into account that in my daily life and "get shit done" to make that happen. Yes, I guess I can now see why this is known as one of the best strains.

The smoke is earthy with a slight citrus note. Nice grind, made it into a sweet little J. AG is a strain to sit back, relax and let your mind drift into a euphoric, uplifting voyage like a Bonny James song on a lazy Sunday.

Last edited by seisporocho on 9/10/17 at 8:04 AM Pacific

  • Reviewed 8/30/17

Swirl Preroll Pack

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High Loops & Higher Loops

Currently sitting in a yoga pose in a state of infinite peace, having just enjoyed one of the best Pre-Rolls I have picked up from TWC. Alternative Solutions does not disappoint with its first Pre-Roll Swirl offering. The Durban Poison(Db) Swirl, comprised of the flower, kief, and shatter is truly a focused flight you must take. The flower and kief are served up like the moistest cake you've ever had. The Db shatter provides the delicious but nonintrusive icing on the cake.

The only critique that I have is that I would have liked if it burned even slower. It did burn slow, so don't think otherwise. However, I'm a person who loves the leisure experience, and cones like the ones by Raw seem to match my southern drawl approach to consuming.

Despite this preference, this Pre-Roll is a must have for any Sativa lover. I was in need of getting some personal project work done despite having a long day, the Pre-Roll provided me with the perfect pick-me-up anecdote I required to have the energy and lack of stress to put a few extra hours into #gettingoutourdreams.

I did find that it focused me so much that I found myself in "yoga-lock" fixated on a task and in a constant loop of 19th Hour by Iman Omari playing in my earbuds. Definitely not a bad thing at all. I reckon these magic sticks will go quickly so if you're able, definitely try and grab one soon at TWC to enjoy this focused flight.

  • Reviewed 8/27/17

Berry White

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"Can't Get Enough of Your Love, Babe"

Like the reverberating sound of the dark silky baritone from the "Walrus of Love" himself, the Berry White (Bw) strain helps set the mood for a journey into inspirational bliss. Unlike the known Indica-leaning Hybrid presentation of this strain, this offering from Abatin Wellness is instead Sativa-dominant.

Staying true to its genetic makeup, upon enjoying you will immediately taste the full notes of blueberry. Bw, does not disappoint bringing you into a creative, uplifting and euphoric space with a burst of irreverent energy to get done what you set out to do that day without the usual stress of tackling your "to-do" list. A bonus is, it also does a heck of a job with pain management also.

My beloved Takoma Wellness Center (TWC) has blessed us the past month with having this bud available on sale, providing, even more, the incentive to try this amazing bud out. If you're looking for a sweet, mellow strain that will keep you stepping to the beat of your drum, like the late great crooner himself, this strain has so much to give.

Last edited by seisporocho on 8/27/17 at 2:02 PM Pacific

  • Reviewed 8/22/17

Dispensary Review:

Takoma Wellness Center

A World of Pure Imagination

To say that Takoma Wellness Center (TWC) is one of my happy places, would be an understatement. Like my favorite childhood film Charlie & the Chocolate Factory full of candy splendor with gems of anecdotes by the late great Gene Wilder, TWC is a place where you the customer can create the ideal holistic remedy for what is ailing you.

Aside from having by far the most varied selection of strains to include flowers, concentrates & edibles, what ultimately sets them apart from many of the dispensaries is their holistic-focused mission and dedication to providing a high level of customer care at all times. With one of the owners being formerly in the medical field, having a dispensary rooted in the vision of helping those in need connect with medicine that is healing to the mind, body & spirit is both amazing and a definite bonus to their patients. If you're thinking of getting away from conventional medicine and entering the world of medical marijuana to address what ails you, come to Takoma Wellness Center. You will not be disappointed. Tell then that seis sent you. :-)

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6925 Blair Road NW Washington,