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Member since:
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Medicine Reviews:
22

Dispensary & Marijuana Reviews

  • Reviewed 10/29/21

Dread Bread (SMALLS)

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Better than Wonder Bread

I'm a big fan of the Growers at Columbia Care, they make some of my favorite strains like 3 layer cake and Do-si-do, but their Dread Bread is by far one of my favorite sativas I've ever had. The aroma is very complex with a mix of earthy, smoky spice, and mango citrus leaving the smoke quality smooth and full of amazing flavor!!! The buds themselves are beautiful with resin filled orange hairs and has an extremely potent cerebral high that leaves you feeling on cloud 9. I recommend this strain to anyone with extreme body pains and any form of anxiety. The strain leaves me calm and feeling non of my bodily injuries' that tend to flare up and hurt throughout the day. For anyone looking for a high grade sativa for pain, this is a definite go to for myself.

Last edited by SchmokaDaWeed on 10/29/21 at 9:03 AM Pacific

495 (SHAKE) (SALE)

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I <3 495!!!!

Wow, simply an AMAZING strain. This 495 from Columbia care is one of their newest strains they produced, but I have to say they've really stepped up their quality in the last few months. The Buds are a beautiful amber and lush green mix with an extremely heavy frosty trichome blanket all over the bud. The smell is what really sold me though, its sweet and musky almost like the smell of rain in a pine forest, but the high is by far one the best feelings I've ever had. It was like a mellow euphoria and great mind haze that left me happy and zoned out, but also very relaxed in my bed as I watched tv and crushed a burger. I have to say the quarter was not enough for me and I'll definitely be returning for a 1/2oz on my next purchase there. I recommend this strain to anyone reading this cause I can tell it won't be here for long.

Last edited by SchmokaDaWeed on 10/29/21 at 9:22 AM Pacific

3 Layer Cake (SHAKE)(SALE)

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3 layers of Love!!!

So I'm a huge fan of the 3 layer cake strain, but yesterday Simba recommended I get the 3 layer cake smalls saying that they're same strain it was just a smaller buds and cheaper. Honestly for the price it was SOOOOO worth the investment. Usually I get a 1/2 for $196 of the normal buds, but with the smalls I was able to get a full ounce at $252 and its just as good as the normal buds in my opinion. The flavor was still strong and the smell was a very cheesy pungent odor which I love to have in my flower. The high was mellow and very euphoric which was great for my midday smoke before I go to the gym to workout. For anyone that likes the 3 layer cake I highly recommend this amazing deal while it's still available.

  • Reviewed 9/12/21

Golden Pineapple (SMALLS)

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Golden Glory!!!

This was one of the best low testers I've had in along time! For being only 19% THC the rest of this potency is defiantly in the terp content of the flower. The head high was very nice and uplifting, great for the day time and phenomenal for going out on walks or to a concert. The strain itself looks absolutely amazing, the buds are dense, but you can just see the trichomes all over the flower as its covered in them, almost looking like dust or snow on this lush green flower with orange hairs all over. I had the gram as a test, but the intense euphoric and energetic high that I had from this made me want to go back for a 1/2oz. Well worth the purchase considering I needed a new day time sativa/hybrid for my depression, also at $185 for the 1/2 wasn't a bad deal considering I'd spend $225 for flower of this amazing quality. Liberty has really stepped up their game with this strain, i look forward to more amazing strains from them in the future!

  • Reviewed 9/5/21

Rainmaker (SHAKE)

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RAINDAY CURE!!!!

This Strain from alt-sol is absolutely amazing!! super soft and fluffy nugs with bright orange hairs all around it. The flower itself is fairly sticky and breaks down very fine. I give this strain a 10/10 must try!!!!! The flavor was sweet and the pull and intensity we're very potent. I was on a more uplifted mood high, I would recommend this for anyone looking for a hybrid that keeps you mellow, but very happy and chill. Great for anxiety, stress and depression; I will be returning for more!!!!

  • Reviewed 1/28/21

Garlix #5 (SHAKE)

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The Zaaazaaaaa

This definitely hits like a classic cookies/ Chemdawg cross, but it was a great heavy body and head high that had me right all night. This strain was great for chilling out on the couch and smoking a honey blunt pack with this flower. The buds are small, but pack a lot of power and sweet spicy flavor that an hour flew by while I was high, I recommend people to buy!

Last edited by SchmokaDaWeed on 1/28/21 at 10:04 AM Pacific

Lee Roy (SMALLS)

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LEEEE ROOOYYYY JENNNKINSSS!

Another amazing strain from Columbia care cultivators! The Lee Roy is a great Indica that offers great relief for back pain and nausea in two puffs. This strain is intensely mellowing and relaxed with a great hazy head high for that end of the day night cap. I found myself perfectly dazed out on my bed for the rest of the night until I passed out. For anyone looking to get rid of sore muscles or tight neck bones, this strain is great for unwinding the night away. The flavor and aroma are very much like sweet grass, for anyone looking for a great Indica flower for cheap this is a MUST BUY!

Last edited by SchmokaDaWeed on 1/28/21 at 9:19 AM Pacific

  • Reviewed 1/22/21

Oil Cartridge: Pina Limon (0.5g)(SALE)

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shot of coffee for you day

This sativa from District cannabis's is amazing for uplifting and energizing your day. I highly recommend this strain or anyone looking for pain relief during the day, but still looking to keep their energy and mood all the way up! Fantastic for inflammation and chronic pain, the Pina Limon offers an amazing relief and a very tangy lemony flavoring that I enjoy during my day. This my go to sativa cart for energy and pain relief.

Last edited by SchmokaDaWeed on 1/22/21 at 1:40 PM Pacific

Oil Cartridge: Granddaddy Purple (0.5g)(SALE)

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daddy loves his purple

This phenomenal Indica from district cannabis offers an amazingly sedative and relaxing effect for anyone looking for that Indica cart with a punch, look no further. The flavor profile is both sweet and peppery, but what it really delivers on is that heavy Indica feeling that leaves you pretty baked and in your couch staring at your TV. It was fantastic for relaxing after a long day of work and great for setting you in the mood to head to bed. I highly recommend this to anyone with inflammation issues, both nerve and joint pain, and insomnia.

Last edited by SchmokaDaWeed on 1/22/21 at 1:45 PM Pacific

Queso Azul

I had an amazing time with this Indica cart from alt-sol, I've become a huge fan of their carts for their great flavor, but this blue cheese carts blows all other Indica carts out the water IMO! I came home from the gym, looking to relax and relive tension from my sore body and this did just the trick. Two good pulls and next thing i know i found myself in bed passed out cold and the best part was that i could stay asleep. My body the next morning felt amazing and i wasn't in as much pain as I usually am which was an added bonus for me. This cart was great for insomnia and pain relief, while the flavor a great balance between sweet and slight spice, I will be recommending this to all of friends at the shop next time I stop by!

Last edited by SchmokaDaWeed on 1/22/21 at 1:46 PM Pacific

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The best love potion there is

I fell in love with this amazing Indica strain from alt-sol first in the flower form, but having the cartridge around is so much better! I get the same effect and on top of that the flavor in this cartridge is absolutely amazing; staying very true to its flower counterpart! This strain is great for any sort of back pain and headaches that I encounter through out the day. I will say it's very mental hazy, so I enjoy this cart more during the night when I'm relaxing, watching Tv or getting ready to go right to bed.

  • Reviewed 11/28/20

Tincture: Durban Poison DS

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Tinctured to the MAX

So first off, I'll say I've been a heavy smoker of cannabis for the past 9 years, but recently I've been trying to cut back on smoking. The biggest challenge for me was still finding a way to medicate without smoking as much. This tincture was the absolute solution to all of that! Normally I consume about an 1/8 a day, but thanks to this I'll only smoke maybe a half gram at max that given day. I will say I do use the whole botte of tincture and mix it with a Snapple peach or brisk ice tea to cut the taste of alcohol, but it's so worth it!!
I suffer from anxiety, migraines and muscle pains from previous sports injuries , but all of that is relived with 1 bottle for my given dosage. For anyone new to tinctures, they can start between 1-2 drops for relief, but given my severe conditions I find my relief at higher more concentrated dosages. As a 24 year old dealing with chronic back pain for over half my life; I can't begin to explain how much this has helped me find peace of mind and body during long busy days in my life. This is a must try for anyone looking to explore a more potent edible!

  • Reviewed 11/17/20

Oil Cartridge: Pineapple Express (1g)

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Expressway to Happiness

This was a very surprising and enjoyable cartridge. I was very pleased with the taste and effect, i tried this on a recommendation and found myself happy, relaxed and stoned all at the same time. Very creative mindset and great for relaxing or drawing on my days off. Anyone with anxiety or hyper tension would great benefit from this in their day to day routine!

Last edited by SchmokaDaWeed on 11/17/20 at 1:39 PM Pacific

Watermelon Starburst

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A starburst of flavor!

Amazingly sweet flavor in the watermelon starburst, it was very a much an indica hybrid and showing nice roots from it's Zkittlez parent with its sweet flavor. I was very relaxed, but not sedated and was able to go about my day calm and very happy. It really took the edge off my back pain and helped manage my day to day stress. The buds were also super dense, but very flavor and sticky. This is a great selection from TWC, that i was very impressed with!!!

Last edited by SchmokaDaWeed on 11/17/20 at 3:11 PM Pacific

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Sticky icky icky

I absolutely love the house selection from abtain, i've tried their hybrid and indica; which thoroughly impressed me, but now that I've tried their house sativa it has quickly become a new house favorite. The buds are very fluffy and the smell is pretty strong on these potent buds from abatian. Slight amount of leafage, but the buds are very aromatic and beautiful; while the effects were very potent. The smell is very much like sweet grass with a pungent hint. A single jay felt like 2 cups of coffee in the morning, waking me up and filling me with energy for the day. I highly recommend this for anyone with chronic back pain as their day to day as it helps keep me pain free and active while i'm working out a the gym.

  • Reviewed 11/13/20

Cookie in a Jar

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and that’s how the cookie crumbles!

So this tastes like a kit-kat, peanut butter and chocolate chips all in a jar! It’s kinda dense so I blended the whole cookie in some milk to make a smoothie and it was a fun time say the least. I was very pleased to say that it was GREAT for relieving stress and anxiety, especially after a long STRESSFUL day of work and having to come home to deal with family at times. An hour after I ate the cookie I sank into my sofa and relaxed the rest of the night comfortably. Overall I was very pleased and surprised with it’s very indica geared feeling.

Last edited by SchmokaDaWeed on 11/13/20 at 9:34 AM Pacific

Marshmallow Crisp (Plain) (SALE)

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Cooked on the crisp!

I love these marshmallow crisps from the rebel kitchen; they taste like the Kellogg's rice crispy treats I loved as a kid! These are just the more adult versions though. Aside from the amazing taste, these treats have come in handy when i can’t smell like i’ve just smoked 3 joints, but i want to feel like i just smoked 3 joints. They’re 45mg THC total in one bar and are by far one of the best ways to enjoy a great mental high with hybrid leaning effects. Body wise they were great for relieving my back pain and over inflamed joints, but this was perfect for a midday snack while I'm out in public with a desire to medicate. A must try for anyone new to edibles or looking to try edibles for a fun first time!

Last edited by SchmokaDaWeed on 11/13/20 at 9:42 AM Pacific

PreRoll: Rainmaker (SALE)

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Purple RAIN!!!

The flavor and taste on this preroll was down right amazing! It was very smooth and mellow smoke, but the sweet grass flavor is what I love the most out of the rainmaker strain. This was great for relieving headaches, relaxing my muscles/body and placed me in a very nice mellow and chilled mood. This strain was great for stress and anxiety whenever I need to relax I always think of rainmaker!

Last edited by SchmokaDaWeed on 11/13/20 at 9:51 AM Pacific

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couch lock on bars

I’m a huge fan of edibles for various reasons, but I always find myself trying a bunch of different ones to find what works and what doesn't. Let me tell you, this oat bar is AMAZING!! And definitely one of my new favorite picks in terms of potency, effectiveness and taste. The effects lasted me a solid 6-8 hour range and were amazing for back pain, stress and insomnia. I ate the whole 60 mg oat bar (which is my personal dosage) right before bed and it was the most relaxing sleep I've gotten in days! If anyone is looking for a strong and effective edible that will pack one heck of punch, look no further than these tasty Oat bars.

Last edited by SchmokaDaWeed on 11/13/20 at 9:35 AM Pacific

  • Reviewed 10/30/20
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Jammin Bud!!

Another amazingly grown strain from Alt Sol, this strain had so many trichomes and was so dense that my grinder jammed twice!!! The fog jam comes with a lush green look covered over by a thick layer of kief all over the buds. Very smooth and not harsh in terms of the smoke quality, but I will say this potent strain will cause you to sit back and relax whether you want to or not. I love heavy indicas that place me right in the mood to knock out and go to sleep; this fog jam does exactly that! Medically I suffer from insomnia, but after two bowls of this, my mind and body both agree that nothing can move me from being absolutely chilled. This strain does cause me to have a hazy “fried” mindset and can be great for relieving body pain for extended hours overnight. For anyone looking for a great indica that brings all absolute tranquility to ones day, the fog jam is a must buy!!!

  • Reviewed 10/19/20

Cherry Chem (SHAKE)

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The sweetest chemical!!!

WOW!!! This sweet chemical blessing has quickly become one of my new favorite strains for relaxing at the house after a long day at work. The flower itself has a strong sweet-tart smell that makes you just want to grind it up, light and spark it then and there. This amazing indica is great for relieving mental stress and anxiety; while still still being able to to keep you active and relaxed throughout your day. The bud itself is covered in a beautiful coat of trichomes, that makes it look like it was snowed on for 2 days straight. Overall i’d rate this strain a solid 5* choice for anyone looking to have a relaxing indica that can clear out bodily pain, relax your mood and keep you up during a busy day.

  • Reviewed 10/16/20

Communion (SHAKE)

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Let us break bread!

I will say, at first glance this flower looks absolutely GORGEOUS!! The communion has a lush green undertone with radiant orange hairs covered in a beautiful vail of trichomes all around the bud. Anyone looking for something similar to blood orange, pineapple or Lemon royale, as a mix, would absolutely love this great strain from Alternative solutions. I have to say that alt sol is one of my favorite DC cultivators and I've yet to be disappointed by any of their premium quality flowers and the communion is no exception to that standard. The flavor profile of the strain is a deliciously sweet and fruity citrus with a light sweet grass finish.
It comes in testing at 24%, but feels a lot more powerful than that. Just off the nose alone you can tell that the strain is very potent and healthy in a high terpene count.
In terms of effects, this sativa- hybrid offers amazing effects against depression, muscle spasms, and lethargy.
I personally love sativa-hybrids that allow me to have a calm attitude, but mentally are very euphoric and uplifting, almost like 3 shots of caffeine before I start my day!
Other effects I noticed: GIggly, euphoric, calm, energized/ motivated, great for body pains during the day
I only had 2 grams to try, but after sampling I will be returning for a full ounce of this! I can tell this amazing strain won’t be in stock for long and I will be recommending this to anyone looking for a phenomenal sativa that practically cures the excessive stress in my life!

  • Reviewed 10/15/20

Lemon Royale (SALE)

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Le Royale!!!!!

First off, to anyone looking for a strong, potent and absolutely DANK smelling bud, this is the strain for you. Lemon Royale has nothing less than an amazingly exceptional lemon and sweet grass flavor, but my favorite aspect about this flower is how potent it is. Coming in at 31% thc, this most recent batch of district cannabis is by far one of my favorite premium value strains that TWC carrries.
Great for anyone dealing with depression, MS or any gastrointestinal problems! i find myself smoking 1-2 bowls of this strain a day to bring up my mood and keep my pain away without sedating me during my day to day life stlye. A must buy for anyone stopping by!

Last edited by SchmokaDaWeed on 10/15/20 at 3:48 PM Pacific

My Sticky Type

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Favorite Dispensaries

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Takoma Wellness Center
6925 Blair Road NW Washington,