User Profile

RaoulDuke

Location:
Owl Farm
Occupation:
writer
Hometown:
Louisville
I can't live without:
weed, typewriters
My fantasy hobby is:
Outfielder.
My most prized possession is:
IBM Selectric-ii
Lately I've been recommending:
New journalism.
I really need to cut back on:
my word count.
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Member since:
Oct 2010
Dispensary Reviews:
1
Followers:
2

Dispensary & Marijuana Reviews

  • Reviewed 10/7/10

Dispensary Review:

Green Door

Howard Street, Purple: Or, where I went and what I smoked.

Climbing out of the BART station at Market Street, I knew I should have left the shorts at home, swapped them out for some dungaroos. So it Goes. And so I walked, breezily, down to Howard Street, where THE GREEN DOOR is known to dispense the finest medicine for slightly askew, mildly irritable, but generally compassionate patients like myself.

The service is friendly, affable, as I'm buzzed through the door. They know my speed and don't coddle me. After I buy my buds--Presidential Purple, Grandaddy, or Gorilla Grapes--I like to duck into the back, shoot the breeze in the hashbar for a few minutes, take a looksee at the clones. Lord knows I've got a black thumb, but I hear you can do wonders with these babies.

Afterward, I grab some Buddies' Peanut Butter Pucks and slip into the Metreon to cool out and enjoy some quality cinema. Skip right past the concession stand--I've got my edibles, thank you, ma'am--though I need something cool and carbonated. Okay, the movie's about to start. TTYL, as the kids say.

(The only odd thing is the hordes of conventioneers lurking around the nearby Moscone Center--they look so uptight. Do they smoke? I hope so. Follow me to the Door if not. It'll make those meetings seem like you're in a conference room in the clouds, listening to Jesus himself instead of some schmuck in a penguin suit.)

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Favorite Dispensaries

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Green Door
843 Howard St. San Francisco,