User Profile
OGdaBackwoodSparka
- Location:
- Washington, DC
- Occupation:
- Professional Sparker
- Gender:
- Male
- Birthday:
- October 12 ,1987
- Hometown:
- Washington, DC
- I can't live without:
- THC
- I'm an expert at:
- THC, Music and Sports
- Member since:
- Sep 2021
- Medicine Reviews:
- 13
Dispensary & Marijuana Reviews
- Reviewed 5/22/23
Watch Out For That.... Cough... Pass... TREEEEEEEE
If George of the Jungle was a strain....... he'd be Jungle Cake. This trichromatic kaleidoscope of medicinal bliss is a must-toke. You gotta see it. You gotta smell it. You gotta INHALE it. This hits like a Gelato Hook followed by Kushy haymaker that you NEVER see coming. I heard Brendan Fraser doing his best Tarzan impression in my cannabinoid system. Smooth like swinging through the vines followed by a sudden relaxing buzz (the tree, ha) that melted into euphoria! I couldn't believe how well cured Takoma's batch of it from Alt Sol is. Not too sticky but sticky enough and the smell is itching to get out of the jar as soon as your hands are on it. Treat yourself this Memorial Day to fun music and delicious cookout spreads complimented with a slice of JUNGLE CAKE! Bon Appetit!
Watch Out For That.... Cough... Pass... TREEEEEEEE
If George of the Jungle was a strain....... he'd be Jungle Cake. This trichromatic kaleidoscope of medicinal bliss is a must-toke. You gotta see it. You gotta smell it. You gotta INHALE it. This hits like a Gelato Hook followed by Kushy haymaker that you NEVER see coming. I heard Brendan Fraser doing his best Tarzan impression in my cannabinoid system. Smooth like swing through the vines followed by a sudden relaxing buzz that melted into euphoria! I couldn't believe how well cured Takoma's batch of it from Alt Sol is. Not too sticky but sticky enough and the smell is itching to get out of the jar as soon as your hands are on it. Treat yourself this Memorial Day to fun music and delicious cookout spreads complimented with a slice of JUNGLE CAKE! Bon Appetit!
- Reviewed 4/25/23
I did the Salsa last night, and I loved it!
Carmelita has a name just as exotic as the flavor she boasts at a tantalizing 29.5% Center City is on a TEAR this spring/summer with Red Velvet Runtz, and Grease Zkittles, and let me tell you, Carmelita is the next indica sweetheart for those warm evenings where you want all the cozy feels, with some happy sprinkled in! Sweet Notes on the inhale and the pungence of the Grease Monkey cross pops on the exhale with a blissful diesel rush that instantly calms down the nerves and mind, and spins what was a stressful day at work, into a memorable happy hour sesh that climaxes with a euphoric wind down. And if you're a flower alchemist, this strain mixes beautifully to add tension relief and great flavor to anything you combine it with! Now get your comfy shoes, roll up and get ready to SALSA with Carmelita (available in #1 and #2)
- Reviewed 2/21/23
Dispensary:
Takoma Wellness CenterPain-B-Gone!
Heaven in a bottle! The X Botanica Pro Muscle Cream is: STRONG enough to power me through a physical day. SMALL enough to fit in my pocket. And it COSTS less than a 3.5g of quality medical flower. $30. Yeah. That's it. It can be applied to neck and shoulder aches, deep tissue muscle pain, and joint stiffness alike! After using during my longest days of standing in the healthcare industry, this secret weapon can prep you for a cumbersome day or alleviate you mid-shift if you need it to!!! This is a must cop from TWC. Go get one!
- Reviewed 2/14/23
This ish is Bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S
District Cannabis is quickly re-establishing itself as one of DC's premier cultivators. Within the last 12 months they've introduced, Gaschata, Spritzer, Grapple Pie and now the Banana Acai Mints. As much as it smells like a banana once you open the package, it's the TASTE of banana that will shock you as the sweetness of the inhale and minty exhale both leave you wondering how they only JUST now figured this cross out. It was a match waiting to happen and I'm glad I've gotten to try out this indica hybrid. Def gonna be adding this to the afternoon/evening regimen and the euphoric relaxation it delivers is as unique as it's name. And yes, there are notes of Acai Berry in every whiff. So stop robbing yourself of flavor and get to Takoma NOW!
Panamanian Devil
Me and my colleagues always debate Panama's potency. Is it better than the last batch? Better at 29% or 32%. Well, Alternative Solutions has all my street weed buying friends foaming at the mouth to find at least a single seed. Many have tried. ALL have failed. No recreating this landrace sativa without the certified paperwork and ALT SOL got THE KEYS. Invigoration that saturates you from head to toe with pure unbridled energy. And somehow this batch does NOT have the usual crash that either leaves you tired/wanting another dose. This is almost as close to perfect as flower can get in effects. And Alt Sol just keeps churning it out! PANAMA IS BAAAAAAACK!
- Reviewed 2/13/23
Petrochem is Petrifyingly GOOD
Petrochem is petrifyingly GOOD. Sativa leaning Hybrids that's just as effective with cannabis newbies and seasoned vets alike. Created by crossing Original Glue and Moonbow (Do-Si x Zkittlez) you end up with a the sweetness of Do-Si that still leaves you alert, focused and ready for the day. Easily in my top 5 morning/early afternooon strains!!! Won't set the Anxiety Alarms off and you can get into a creative groove with this strain. Get you some!!!
Take a Ride....on 495
I don't know whyyyyyy they sleep on 495. Whether it's testing at 25% or 33% it absolutely SMACKS everytime. This one is for my OG smokers. Danky, with a grapefruit pungence on the exhale, this strain has a place in my world. Sedates you but won't knock you out and gets the good feels going! Great for afternoon pain relief or as a substitute for when you need indica, but don't want couchlock. When it's testing high, you might as well consider it an indica LOL. This one is like a nice ride down 495. With no traffic. Enjoy!!!
Gelatti Mints = Weed Altoid
You ever felt the refreshing burst of flavor from your fav breathmint/candy? That's way Gelatti Mints feels like...except for your ENTIRE BODY. Gelatti and Kush Mint combined to create this Herculean Hybrid. A heavyweight powerhouse boasting a minimum of 33% in it's last 3 batches from Alt-Sol. The cerebral cakewalk you didn't know your or your body needed. Sweet in flavor and always breaks down perfectly with heavy trichs galore!!!!! Gelatti Mints for the win!!!!!
- Reviewed 2/8/23
The 500MG Sit Down Special
500MG Ten Pack of Chocolates???? a GODSEND
Ever wanted to unwind after a long day? How about the need for a jolt of sedation and an invigorating burst of feel-good? Maybe you found the 10MG underwhelming, and the 20MG almost but not quite potent enough? These 50MG Chocolates pack the punch you need and if you time it right, it'll be the last thing you do for the evening and you'll wake up feeling fully refreshed. An early day dose makes for a relatively pain-reduced afternoon. I FINALLY found an edible that I don't need to double up on, just to get down! THANK YOU!!
Take a Walk, with Dogwalker OG
Never have I been more medicated AND more focused than with Dogwalker OG! It LITERALLY turns anything into a walk in the park. One of the most complicated strains to date for Alternative Solutions to harvest, you're lucky if you see this beaut twice in the same year. The sweetness of the Albert Walker OG blends well with the natural bite of the Chemdawg cross strain that makes up this sativa leaning hybrid. Instant Tension Relief in the body that frees you up to mobilize and get your day started, along with a euphoric bliss that zeroes in on focus and awareness leaving you well equipped to knock out a cumbersome task or enjoy a casual day off. Medicate with this, and you see what it REALLY means, to "walk the dog". Cheers!
- Reviewed 12/5/22
Dispensary:
Takoma Wellness CenterSit Down...Smoke... Be Humble
Sweetness? Check! Body relaxation and mood elevation? Check! Sedative enough to put you to sleep? Check, Check and Check! If Gelato Cake's had a slightly less sweet little brother, who he could call to come knock you out for picking on him: it would be Humble Pie. The body buzz has pain relief written all over it and the head high is a nice de-stresser in light doses for after work, or as a nightcap for the evening. Get an 3.5 of Humility in plant form. Cheers!
- Reviewed 11/28/22
Dispensary:
Takoma Wellness CenterObey Your Thirst: with the King's Beverage
King's Juice...... Think a cerebral boost of happy thoughts and creativity. What does it taste like? Tropical punch that's sweet to the taste on inhale//exhale. Use it to start your morning, or in the afternoon to rejuvenate your mind and body. As stimulating as it is, it finds a way to steer totally clear of anxiety to produce a slightly sativa buzz that still gave me a mellow body high that wasn't too heavy. Using it before a stressful task/errand proved to be quite an effective formula for me as well!
Dispensary:
Takoma Wellness CenterA Biscuit A Day Keeps the Pain Away
You can't smoke flower and not try this Hybrid Icon. The sweetness and euphoria of Gelato punctuated with the potent relaxation of GSC, Fuel Biscuits is a must have for any flower fan. Strong enough to sit you down, but the recharge in energy and euphoric bliss it provides is unmatched. Don't you deserve peace AND pain relief? Then you deserve Fuel Biscuits.
