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Miz Peachess

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Member since:
Sep 2014
Dispensary Reviews:
5
Medicine Reviews:
15

Dispensary & Marijuana Reviews

  • Reviewed 9/6/14

Dispensary Review:

Blum Oakland

Best overall

The Best club in Oakland period! The location is close to my home & every major freeway. They have a nice parking lot & friendly staff from Security to intake at the door, reception with the prettiest women & every counter person is kind, calm, friendly, knowledgeable & patient. The extra thick glass makes it seem a tad prisonish & it makes it hard to hear them at times but they are always a fast as possible

  • Reviewed 9/6/14

Dispensary Review:

CBCB

Superior Attitude

Been here less than 5x because of the tude. I enjoy interacting with kind people who are friendly & enjoy their customer service job. All of the staff I encountered here were less than, security was grumpy & rude, the reception catty & unwelcoming, the actual counter people like I didn't exist only enough to take my order & money & send me on my way. What I do like is they have a fun artistic space with seating & music live or DJ & the techy displays for products were nice. Went there for 420 & they had a cool little mixer. They have a good selection of products. I felt like I was back in junior high & they were the cool kid clique & I wasn't approved for them to talk to or acknowledge. As a sensitive empath it was very disconcerting. Have I been back since 420 NO & it's September. Do I plan on going back no thank you.

  • Reviewed 9/6/14

Dispensary Review:

Magnolia Wellness

Umm...

Been here less than 5x even though it's close to my house. Why because it's not worth it to me. I've been hassled by security b4 I even got out of my vehicle, reception isn't so friendly or welcoming & inside the wait time was HORRENDOUS like Walmart at peak time even if there were only two people ahead of me. No, wayyyy too slow. Cool selection but too pricey for my budget & not worth the wait or random attitudes. Made me feel like a 2nd grader being talked to by the Vice principal being told to wait to see the Principal. The extra services they offer like Chiropractor are awesome & it's a chill place I just get treated better at others so I frequent them instead. If you have money to burn & extreme patience yes go check them out.

  • Reviewed 9/6/14

Dispensary Review:

Berkeley Patients Group

This is THE ONE

Best club overall! Have everything you could want or need. All of the staff from a Security, Reception, Delivery, & Counter personnel are all kind, courteous & have exceptional customer service. Very patient & caring people at this club, with excellent knowledge of the products offered. Somedays the line is very long with a long wait time but they do offer the express lane if you already know what you want. Even so the wait is always worth it to receive customer service with a smile. Love their kindness & care.

OV, Yoda OG CO2 Cartridge

Medium Green

The name itself made me wonder if it would be super green light saber awesome. It's flavor was mild but full. Had a sedentary feeling & calming. It lasted for awhile & was ok overall. Would I get it again probably not being there are so many choices & other options I prefer. Would I recommend it to all the Yoda fans yes for the namesake alone. Would I recommend it to an average consumer nah..

OV, LA Con CO2 Cartridge

Confidential

LA makes one think of Hollywood fame & luxury, living the good life. Well this LA Confidential is the ish! It is a 5 star cartridge. Great flavor, smooth intake, & long lasting effects. Strong soothing indica but not the put you straight to sleep one. This is that cartridge that you could smoke the whole thing in two hours alone & yes I've done it. It's too smooth, we talking MJ moonwalking smooth white socks with the dress shoes smooth lol. If I had to pick just one it would be this one every time. Definitely that California living loving kinda vibe. Recommend this to anyone especially people with inflammation, loss of appetite, anger issues, depression, anxiety, & arthritis.

Last edited by Miz Peachess on 9/6/14 at 11:15 AM Pacific

OV, Master Kush Cartridge

Forrest green

This is like embracing a wise mature master. Kind & giving nice flavor, chill relaxing vibe & lasting effects. Tasted a little naturish... woodsy a bit. Worth the money yes better than the rest if I had to give it a grade it would be a solid B+. Full flavor, robust & lasting effects. A good one to try for an enjoyable experience you will be satisfied. Was calming but friendly like hanging out on a nice spring or summer day. Still had 100% focus & attention span with this & it brought cheer. Would recommend this to everyone.

Last edited by Miz Peachess on 9/6/14 at 11:23 AM Pacific

OV, AK-47 CO2 Cartridge

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Mean green

HYPHY, Crunk, Buck all that. This 4 them hoods & ratchets. Bwah but honestly this is what kinda up people often look for when consuming. This hybrid is an excellent pairing that gets your body & mind going & by going I mean GOINGGGG. It makes me feel like I'm back in my cheerleading days. If you're ready then just say OK

Last edited by Miz Peachess on 9/6/14 at 11:31 AM Pacific

GDP 250mg CO2 Cartridge

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Majestic Purple

Bomb

Last edited by Miz Peachess on 9/6/14 at 11:44 AM Pacific

OV, Tahoe OG CO2 Cartridge

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Tahoe Blue

Yes this is that keep Tahoe blue

Last edited by Miz Peachess on 9/6/14 at 11:53 AM Pacific

OV, Platinum OG CO2 Cartridge

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Dark Purple

This ones theme song would be "I got grapes!" Yeah super Boss purple CEO indica. For those with a lot on their mind this is your choice. Strong long lasting effects, superior taste & relief to your mind & ailments. Calms the muscles & entire system recommend it for ones with severe pain or extreme anxiety. Settled me down enough for meditation or reading a 400 page book or any Philosophy text. If I was in college this would be my choice for those all nighter cram sessions. It is sedative but not knock you out cold & also uplifting. Always an excellent 5 star choice. We're talking Platinum bling everything!

Last edited by Miz Peachess on 9/6/14 at 12:01 PM Pacific

OV, Diablo OG CO2 Cartridge

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Purple creeper

El diablo was the right name. This one is a very strong overcoming feeling. So strong would make some people feel paranoid or like they're hearing voices... The exorcist/Jeepers Creepers/Poltergeist movie type of feeling. Yes if you seek strong get this but cuidado por favor bc it's that vice grip, straight jacket, handcuffs & shackles domineering feeling. At first it comes off as a nice mild sensation then full frontal attack 43kick combo. I'd recommend this for a movie marathon, gamer or someone looking to escape their reality for a moment. If you have a high tolerance you might enjoy this cartridge. If you're looking for the make the hair on the back of your neck tingle this is your pick. I give it a solid A & 4 stars bc it definitely was strong enough to lift the veil of dimensions, for an intuitive person trying to keep that door closed made it difficult. But this is a very strong potent indica. Not for the weak at heart or mind. We're talking home of the Brave & Marine/Navy Seal black ops power & force.

Last edited by Miz Peachess on 9/6/14 at 12:16 PM Pacific

OV, Shipwreck CO2 Cartridge

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Red Sea

This is a very strong sativa. The name itself made me choose it; had to sounds too much fun. Pretend I'm on the set of Pirates of the Caribbean yes please. Have you witnessed or seen a shipwreck besides the corny Titanic movie?! Well darling the name was given right. It wrecked my ship up good lol. Very strong long lasting effects nice crisp taste with a joie de vivre & carpe diem mixture of zest. The lemon drop, peach tart of cartridges it'd be that top shelf grey goose/belvedere for me personally hanger one but you get the point. It pepped me up while calming my mind. Gives one the feeling of relaxing in the midday summer sun next to the beach lying in a hammock with not one worry or care after the raging Red Sea just tore your sailboat to pieces. Is it strong enough to capsize a titanic size vessel yes. If you have a high tolerance I recommend this. If you are of higher body mass I recommend this also bc it gets you at the core. Enjoy this 5 star pick it'll do ya right.

Last edited by Miz Peachess on 9/6/14 at 12:31 PM Pacific

OV, Ogre CO2 Cartridge

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Big Green

Name made me think of Shrek, yeah I said it lol. Big Green yes! The taste a bit twangy & dominant. Very full & strong sedative yes if your looking for body pain relief uh huh it'll make ya feel
like an Ogre laid on top of you & made you lie down flat. Not squashed straight to sleep just that sleep paralysis kinda feeling. Holding you down yup. This is that sit on the couch n watch the 12day Simpson marathon indica. If you need help with insomnia, & loss of appetite this is your choice. Wouldn't recommend for those with depression.

Last edited by Miz Peachess on 9/6/14 at 12:43 PM Pacific

OV, Blueberry Yum CO2 Cartridge

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Blue burst

Smedium blue....this grade was a B-/C for me. For me it was quite mild baby blue while I was expecting rich deep tasty blue. Fun flavor & was ok for a regular day anytime anywhere do anything vibe. It was chill very chill. Would I get it again no. Would I recommend it yes if you like a smooth mild up with uplifting cheer helped with concentration & attention issues. Would recommend it to younger people under 25. This is the walking the dog chill type sensation. A little too cool for me though. This is like aerobics, ice skating or watching gymnastics.

Last edited by Miz Peachess on 9/6/14 at 12:50 PM Pacific

OV, Berry Blast CO2 Cartridge

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Mellow yellow

Blast where?! This is like a live mine field. Great for some bc it helps with attention/anxiety & gives one a Blast of good cheer but that's it effecting the mind solely. A cool punch to the nose or chin but not a knock out uppercut. Good ray of sunshine for those needing a pick me up
of mood. Good for your mind but not over powering or too strong it's quite tepid. Recommend it for those fighting depression or grief, would be cool before brunch, seeing an in-law, or before a long boring meeting.

Last edited by Miz Peachess on 9/6/14 at 12:56 PM Pacific

OV, Durban Poison CO2 Cartridge

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Spicy red seduction

This is like your star pitcher or #1 hitta. This is what winning a championship feels like. It hits HARD! Louisville slugger hit you right in the 3rd eye. The sensation is of poison carousing through every fiber of your being. Slow liquid strength. Restraints but in a good way like a harness when zip lining, parasailing, or mouth piece when scuba diving. If you have a high tolerance I suggest this if you like sativa. It is very bold & vivacious it's like a curvy burlesque dancer mixed with a belly dancer with a Boss lady mind. It's seductive, enticing, exotic flavor & intoxicating like the sweetest perfume. It will touch your senses like Turmeric & Cumin. Very very enjoyable 5 star cartridge. I'd recommend this to anyone.

Last edited by Miz Peachess on 9/6/14 at 1:55 PM Pacific

OV, Acapulco Gold CO2 Cartridge

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Sublime Gold

Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin, David Bowie, Grateful Dead zone all the way out to Planet Z vibe this is it. Liquid Gold, if you want sum heavy give this metal a try. Never been to Acapulco but I've been to Oaxaca & would say it made me reminisce of that petite superb beach fun in Puerto Escondido. This is a well chosen hybrid blend that will take you to the highest heights. Mountain tops, rooftop, ecstasy! Full rich smooth flavor. Very strong long lasting effects. I consumed a little then had to swap it out with another cartridge bc I was starting to float away! Like the movie up yes

Last edited by Miz Peachess on 9/6/14 at 2:05 PM Pacific

OV, Kali Mist CO2 Cartridge

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Rust orange

Blah n blah this name Kali mist sounds like a hot babe in a bikini in Malibu but it's so mild n boring more like a trip to walmart or better yet kmart bwah.

Last edited by Miz Peachess on 9/6/14 at 2:11 PM Pacific

  • Reviewed 9/6/14

Dispensary Review:

Purple Heart Patient Center

Pale purple

This club is close to where I live but I've been less than 5x because the security is a hassle & always makes me feel unwelcome. After going inside the ladies at the counter & it's been 99% female when I go don't seem interested in assisting me until I've been standing at the counter for a bit. I'm a friendly gal & always feel unwelcome & like my business isn't wanted there. Prices are a tad higher than my budget so I don't prefer this establishment. What I can say is that the quality of the flowers is very good & I know they are often open on holidays when other clubs are closed.

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Favorite Dispensaries

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Berkeley Patients Group
2366 San Pablo Ave. Berkeley,
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Blum Oakland
578 W. Grand Ave. Oakland,