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MisSAMazing

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Dispensary & Marijuana Reviews

  • Reviewed 9/6/18

Two different issues, 1 concentrate

I had two different issues but this one concentrate fixed both.

Issue number 1: I was experiencing a HORRIBLE headache, it felt like someone was pushing in my right eye and the right side of my head was throbbing. It didn't matter if the lights were on or off, I was in pain either way. The headache began to get less severe after 3 puffs, by the 5th puff it was at a 3 on the 1-10 scale after being at a 9 previously. Before I knew it, I was fast asleep.

Issue 2: I woke up about 5 hours later with a pain in my left thigh, not quite a Charlie horse but the muscle was tight and sore. I took 2 puffs of this and my musclar pain went away. I slept for a total of 8 hours and when I woke up, I was well rested and pain free.

Pick this up, it's great.

  • Reviewed 9/3/18

Weird flavor, amazing feeling

I got some earlier this year and forgot about it but figured I would try it again since it was on sale.

It really weird flavor. It's a nutty taste which is weird because I prefer sweet tasting sativas like chemdawg but the feeling this gave was unrealistic.

I was having some spasticity issues because DC weather is horrible, I figured I would try this out. After the 3rd puff, my spasticity was gone. Normally, I feel a release of my muscles but this was different. This was an immediate end to the spasticity that I wasn't expecting.

With my legs feeling like jelly, my yoga practice seemed easier. I was able to do poses that my body was too tight to do before. I cleaned a bit and watched a movie. I still had energy afterwards to go to the store and come home to make lunch. Usually my MS fatigue would have prevented me from doing anything after cleaning but this amazing strain beat the fatigue. Pick this up while you still can..it's better than coffee.

  • Reviewed 8/3/18

Super sativa

I'm going to preface this by saying I tried it with chemdawg kief, you may get a different result if you mix it with another strain.

The chemdawg flower has a sweet lemon taste and the kief just enhances that taste. It turned the flower into a super sativa complete with giggles and munchies.

I had the energy to detangle my hair for wash day and make lunch, this was after an hour of at the gym when my legs were feeling a little tired. It's a really good sativa kief, highly recommend to enhance a sativa or a add a little bit of pep to a hybrid.

  • Reviewed 7/27/18

Uplifting

It tastes like lemon but unlike our favorite sour fruit, it gives a sweet euphoric feeling. I was a bit tired after PT so I needed a good sativa and something to take away spasticity. This did the trick. I tried .5 a gram of it, mixed the first part with dreamsickle skunk and the second part separate.

The spasticity reducing effects are enhanced by the dreamsickle so if you like to mix strains, this is great. Solo, you really get the uplifting effects.

After my vape session, I did some yoga to stretch out my relaxed muscles. Prior to the vape session, my muscles were a bit stiff so this greatly helped.

  • Reviewed 7/21/18

Spasticity gone

I had really bad spasticity, the kind that comes after a long day and an hour long commute. My body was exhausted and this is how she tells me. I couldn't go to sleep until the spasticity was gone, my legs were tightening and having spasms.

I tried this in the vaporizer. I didn't notice a unique flavor like some of the other strains but I was just going for the effects. I noticed my muscles started to loosen after 2 puffs; by the third puff, the spasms had slowed down. By the time I finish the vape session, my muscles were loose and I forgot about the pain of the spasms; my body felt heavy with the need to sleep. Make sure you are near a bed, a comfy chair or couch when you smoke this. The sleep effects didn't hit immediately, I felt the pain relief first but when the sleep effects hit, I was out like a light.

  • Reviewed 7/7/18

Best trip home

I was on the road (don't worry, I was a passenger) and I had a splitting headache. It was on the right side of my head, right above my eye and felt like something was pushing my head in. I wanted to see how this worked on my headache, plus I was having some spasticity with the summer heat.

I took 3 puffs, 2 small and one big one, instantaneously the headache went away. My legs felt amazing. The THC made me super heady, like listen FKJ and relax heady while the CBD kept me mellow so I didn't get too high. Anyway, this is great for a lazy day. If you have to do laundry or something, I would try this.

  • Reviewed 7/1/18

Body feels great

My body was feeling tight and I had delivery coming in 15 minutes, just enough time for a vape session.

I took 2 hits of this and I was shocked at the sweet flavor, kind of a lemon lime flavor. Really heady, I stared at my phone waiting for my delivery arrival notification. Finally the food arrived.

I was on my front porch, packing the vape when the delivery arrived. When I got up to go in the hospital, I noticed by joints were more relaxed.

My food tasted delicious, the chemdawg enhanced all of those spices in the dish. It wasn't just the body pain relief or the tastebud heightening but after my second bowl, I noticed it's really heady. So I watched South Park and laughed.

  • Reviewed 6/27/18

Unique flavor

It has a unique flavor, I can't pinpoint it. I used this during one of those oh so frequently rainy days during DC summer. It helped my spasticity alot. This particular time, I had a went from being sad about the rain and spasticity to no spasticity and ready to explore DC, muscles relaxed and happy. Nice sativa effect, really uplifting and heady. Perfect for exploring the city.

  • Reviewed 6/21/18

Ooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

My first reaction was ooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh nice. It has a nice lemon taste and gives me a ton of energy. Took my spasticity away, 3 puffs of the vaporizer and I'm hungry. I had this at 7 in the evening after a long day and it was perfect. Helped my household chores go faster. Pick this up.

  • Reviewed 6/18/18

Sweet taste, feeling sweet.

I vaporized this because I wanted to see how it tasted. It has a creamy orange creamsickle taste. I just got home after a long day, my heat sensitivity enhanced my spasticity so I figured now would be a perfect time to try it.

I was right.

After 2 pulls, the tightness in my legs started to dissipate, 5 pulls and my entire body feels loose like I just took a warm bath, 10 pulls and I'm hungry AF. On the second bowl...or whatever you call it when you vaporize.

Sidenote:This is a nice head high in addition to providing the body relief. So relax, eat an awesome meal (super Munchies) and watch something interesting.

  • Reviewed 6/17/18

Relaxing evening

I had a bit of spasticity after a long day, I figured it would be a good time to try this tincture. It's one of the first strains I tried as flower when I became a patient so I figured I would like the tincture just as much. It knocked the spasticity down a few notches, not completely out like other strains. I had to follow up with a topical.

There's a little bit of a head feeling, I enjoyed a few episodes of South Park while my muscles loosened up. All in all, it's a good tincture for the evening.

  • Reviewed 6/13/18

Purple Pineapple Kush

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One drop=Sweet dreams

Usually I take a drop of master kush and get ready for bed, the effects kick in by the time I've finished my night time routine. If I really need to go to bed, I'll use the master kush vape oil. Works like a charm. I decided to try this, plus my master kush tincture was out of stock. It's like the master kush vape oil and the tincture had a baby. I feel the effects immediately like the vape oil but it's in tincture form. Make sure you have a bed available before you take this because you will be out within 10 minutes. Don't take too much, I only need .5 a dropper. I took a full dropper once and I woke up feeling groggy, .5 a dropper will do.

  • Reviewed 6/10/18

Wash day + chemdawg =Greatness

It was a lazy Sunday and I had to things to do around the house. Sunday is wash day and I need something to get me through Wash day. I took two drops of chemdawg, decided I was going to tackle my curls and my other errands. The chemdawg gave me the strength and energy to detangle, wash, deep condition and style all within an hour. Now my hair is air drying and I'm doing laundry. Wash day, laundry and still full of energy.

  • Reviewed 6/9/18

Have bed nearby

I usually take drop of a master kush tincture and get ready for bed. It takes about 30 minutes to get ready for bed and by the time I'm ready, the MK kicked in.

This is completely different. I took .5 a drop of this and within 5 minutes, I became exhausted. I felt like I just needed to curl up in my bed and sleep. I slept for 9 hours total. It was the best sleep ever. I wouldn't necessarily recommend this to beginners because it's so powerful.

Make sure you are ready for bed when you take this. Have your warm glass of milk and a blanket ready when you take this because you will be out like a light.

  • Reviewed 6/1/18

Long lasting pain relief

Usually, when I get home after a long day, I'm exhausted and walking is tiresome. Usually, the only thing that can help is a quick hit of a joint and sleep. I used this at 10 am, it's not 7 pm and my pain level is at a 3.

I spent all day running errands, on and off the Metro train or in and out of buildings, I walked .5 a mile from the metro station to my destination and my legs feel fine.

There isn't an odor, nor is there a warming/cooling sensation like you would get with other topicals, it just takes the pain away.

I noticed there was a minor head high in the beginning but the 900 MG of CBD evens that out and you are able to focus.

This is perfect for summer since it's a lightweight gel. It works quickly. I placed it behind my neck about 10 minutes ago and I'm starting to feel the pain relieving effects.
The price is steep, BUT 2 drops (one on my lower back and one behind my neck) are able to provide me lasting pain relief that doesn't smell, I believe it's worth it.

  • Reviewed 5/6/18

Perfect evening strain

This is a great evening strain. I vaped it and noticed that it has a very sweet lemony minty taste. Great for inflammation and relaxation. Spark some GLP, take a bubble bath and get ready for the week.

  • Reviewed 3/25/18

Functionally medicated

I had spasticity when I came home from work. I took a master kush tincture and fell asleep around 9 pm, woke up around 2 am to let it dogs outside and I still had hints of spasticity. My hips were tight, slight drop foot; I could pick my feet up but it was troublesome. My feet and legs felt heavy, I also had horrible cottonmouth from the master kush. Anyway I took 2 drops of this with water on an empty stomach, about half an hour later, I noticed that my leg pain was gone. I was really creative and inspired.

It's kind of like a jolt of caffeine, I've gotten a few important things done in 2 hours. If you need to be energized and not in pain, try this.

The one downside is cottonmouth, it's not dry like the Sahara, more like you just need some water after you wake up from a nap.

  • Reviewed 1/26/18

What aches?

For the past few days I've been dealing with a debilitating lower back pain that affects my walking. Normally I don't use a cane but I've had to walk with a cane slowly and even when I sit down, my hips feel tight and painful.

I put a little bit of this on my fingertips and rubbed it on my lower back, knees and hips; a few moments later the pain was gone. My muscles had relaxed, the tightness was gone and I could walk easily.

Usually I use the canna-mud and balm on my legs once a week to fight spasticity but I'm going to change to the mud and this. It gets a little warm but it's not unbearable. The heat helps to relax the muscles. Get this because it will help with all of your aches and pains.

  • Reviewed 12/20/17

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The family I picked

March 2016 I was diagnosed with multiple sclerosis, I had multiple muscle spasms, was in constant pain although I took 14 pills a day and slept for 16-18 hours a day. Walking was horrible, then a friend receommended cannabis. A few weeks post diagnosis, a friend came by with a joint because the pain was unbearable. It took 20 minutes for me to get downstairs to go outside with my walker, a few moments later I went inside WITHOUT my walker. I knew that cannabis was for me and immediately researched how to get my card.

When I received my card in the summer of 2016, I was escastic to finally get my hands on tinctures. I'm not a huge fan of smoking, so I was looking forward to being able to medicate and not smell like weed. I walked in the dispensary and it was everything I expected. Everyone was so kind and helpful. All I knew was that cannabis helped my spasticity but I didn't know the difference between indica or sativa, so the budtender was kind enough to write notes on the labels for me.

Earlier this year I was hospitalized due to complications from multiple sclerosis. I was in the hospital for roughly 6 weeks, I still wasn't well enough to leave the house so my caregiver picked up my medicine. They treated my caregiver with the same respect they gave me.

Today, my walking is 100% better. My quality of life has improved. They are honest with me, if there is something that I'm interested in but they don't think it will work for me (maybe the terpenes wouldn't agree with me) they tell me.

I tell everyone that they need to fully research the dispenary before they make a decision. From what I've seen in my research and heard from patients of other dispensaries, this one is the best. The prices are great. The staff is knowledgeable and professional. The staff actually cares about you, they will talk to you and answer any questions.

There's the family I was born into and the family I picked...they are the family I picked and I'm happy I picked them.

Dear MissAmazing,

Ohh you're sooo amazing! We have no words to describe how much this means to us. Thank you for being with us and for letting us help you on your healing path <3 Much love to you from all of us! We'll see you soon!

Stay Well!

2 Puffs and the pain is gone.

Frankie and Brandon recommended this for me. The first day I tried this, I had really bad knee pain from an injury the previous day, two puffs of this and my pain was gone. A few days later, I watched Rick and Morty...4 puffs and it was the best episode I've ever seen lol. There isn't an odor, and the vapor dissipates shortly after exhale. You get a nice head high from this.

  • Reviewed 7/25/17

Acapulco Gold Crystal

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Wow.

I wanted to try this on a day when I could just relax. Over the course of 5 hours I took 3 drops, I took my last drop at 1:30 P.M., it's now 4:50 P.M. and I feel great. Be I felt good with 1 drop but 3 does amazing things. Think 5 hours listening to Coltrane amazing.

The directions state no more than 1 drop an hour / 3 drops a day.

  • Reviewed 6/19/17

Medihaze Raw Cartridges

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Highly recommend

I've tried the master kush concentrate and I love it, I wanted to try this out. I've been using it for a few days and have enjoyed it. I didn't get high but I didn't feel pain relief. Currently it's raining cats and dogs, I took 2 puffs of this and I feel great. It's going to last for a while, I've had the M.K. concentrate for about a month and have only used 1/5 of it. I take 2-3 puffs a night of that. Again, highly recommended.

  • Reviewed 6/5/17

A winner

I took this about 2 hours ago, it took 40 minutes for it to fully kick in and boy did it. It was raining at the time, not hard but you know D.C. weather is crazy. Normally my body aches in the rain, my body felt amazing. I think 2 of these will get work for a star wars marathon or a walk around the art museum, but just one for general medication.

Last edited by MisSAMazing on 6/5/17 at 1:24 PM Pacific

  • Reviewed 6/3/17

Wow...best nap/sleep

Wow. I took one little square yesterday, within 20 minutes I was out and woke up a few hours later. The headache that I had all day was gone. Last night I took a full piece and half of another piece, I slept for 7 hours. I love master kush, and the fact that I can take this little piece of candy and sleep all night is amazing. I encourage everyone to get this.

Last edited by MisSAMazing on 6/5/17 at 1:29 PM Pacific

  • Reviewed 5/30/17

Master Kush

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2 puffs and I'm asleep

I used this because the dispensary was out of my M.K. tincture, 2 puffs and I'm asleep. It lasts for a while. I've gotten a good 8 hours on this alone, it's a pain free relaxing sleep. I used it once on a night when I had severe leg pain, it took about an hour to fall asleep. First, it completely got rid of my leg pain. My pain was so bad that walking from my bedroom to the bathroom was difficult, when I woke up the next morning I didn't have any pain and felt well rested. I purchased it about 3 weeks ago and I haven't even hit the half way point. It's great.

  • Reviewed 5/23/17

Sugar In My Bowl

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I felt wonderful.

I used this twice in one day. Once in the morning and I felt great for a few hours and then went to sleep. I had spent the previous night out too late and was in extreme pain and could hardly walk. The second time I used this, I mixed it with kashmir gold, which made my body feel great. Granted, it is a little pricey but the fact that it made my body feel great after one day is enough for me. Generally if I stay out too late, I'm not feeling back to myself for at least 3 days. I smoked this on a Sunday, last night I detangled my hair and tO'Day I did a wash and go(I'm natural). I wouldn't have had the energy for it if it wasn't for this.

  • Reviewed 4/11/17

It killed the pain

I have horrible leg pain from MS. Sometimes it feels like my legs are being stabbed. I took this one night, 20 minutes later I was out like a light and didn't have any pain. This was made for me. When I woke up about 8 hours later, I felt extremely well rested.

  • Reviewed 3/31/17

Pain free day, not too giggly

This was recommended to me by my bud tenders Frankie and Freddie. I used it one rainy morning go stop the pain in my legs, and boy did it. It felt like a wash of pain relief. I was also able to focus which I need as a grad student. I highly recommend this for the daytime.

  • Reviewed 9/11/16

Purple Trainwreck

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Perfect for edibles

So I used this strain for my edibles. I made red velvet cupcakes with a icing (the cupcake and the icing are infused) and I feel great. I took a small bite and 20 minutes later the pain went away. It's a good flavor, I taste the cake but not the weed. Some people want to taste the weed, I don't. It kept me awake during the day and painfree.

Chocolope

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YUMMY and painfree

This is the only tincture I like taking. I'm pain free and it tastes like chocolate. It doesn't have the burn of some other tinctures I take, it's just like delicious chocolate. Very good for my pain and muscle spasms.

Last edited by MisSAMazing on 9/11/16 at 10:29 AM Pacific

  • Reviewed 7/30/16

Orange Sunshine Tincture

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Knocked out my migraine

I had the worst headache known to man, it went like The Mountain was squeezing the right side of my head with his big hands. I was crying in pain, then I remembered my budtender recommended this. She said it's good for sleep but it doesn't hit you like master kush, it gentle rocks you to sleep. I took this along with a CBD oil tincture and 20 minutes later I was asleep and slept through the night. I woke up refreshed with no headache.

  • Reviewed 7/25/16

Holy Grail Purps

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Awesome

So I used this in the day time during a bad episode I was having from my condition, maybe 3 puffs in I started to feel it. It's really strong but it's like a gentle wave of pain relief. I wasn't too hungry afterwards, I was able to go on about my day. It has a mellow feeling but it's also uplifting. Highly recommended.

Perfect CBD strain

This is the perfect CBD strain. The smell is amazing, it's like pink Starbursts. It tastes like skittles, it's perfect..the feeling is amazing. My pain melts away, it's like a blanket of warmth around my body and relaxes it completely. It makes for a great evening session.

Last edited by MisSAMazing on 7/25/16 at 9:45 AM Pacific

  • Reviewed 7/2/16

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Great, knowledgeable staff

So today was my first time at the dispensary and I picked this one in particular because I heard great things about their staff and when I first saw their menu online, I liked the variety. I'm in my late 20s and currently have limited mobility due to my condition.
The dispensary itself is brightly lit and clean. I told Imani that it was my first time and she gave me a very informative orientation. Once I explained my condition, she recommended various strains, tinctures and a CBD oil. The owner also assisted and gave me samples of one of the topicals.
The staff were very kind, any questions I had they were able to answer easily. They were also able to explain the different forms of consumption to my mother. Extremely knowledgeable staff.
Imani, the lovely woman who helped me, was very friendly and not only an expert at the different methods of consumption but also how it would affect my particular condition.

Bottom line: This is a great dispensary with great budtenders and a sweet owner

Dear MissAmazing,

What a great feeling is to read things like this. We're so happy your first experience was satisfactory and hope to keep providing the medicine that gives you the most relief! Have a beautiful weekend and we will see you soon.

Stay Well!

Master Kush

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Pain free sleep

So I have a condition that causes tremendous pain in my limbs which make sleeping difficult. I've tried sleeping pills, some work and some don't. Most timed I will get a good 3-4 hours of sleep and wake up. I either take half of a another pill or watch TV for an hour or so until I fall asleep again. A consistent sleep would be nice. Although the bus tenders recommended that I mix this in juice, I just put it on my tongue. It has a slight sting from the ever clear used to make it but it goes away in a few seconds. I took 1 dropper full around 10:30, by midnight I was out like a light and slept straight through the night. When I woke up around 7 am, I felt refreshed. Normally my limbs are in horrible pain when I first wake up, it was about an hour and a half after I woke up that my legs started to hurt. The pain gradually increases but it was nowhere near the normal pain level. It was about a 6 out of 10 compared to my 9/10 out of 10.
I would recommend this for anybody dealing with pain which affects their sleep, also people who have sleep problems.