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losthem

Location:
MD
Occupation:
Patient Consultant
Birthday:
January 25 ,1987
Hometown:
College Park
I can't live without:
GOD
I'm an expert at:
BEING AN EXPERT... SEE.... easy
My fantasy hobby is:
Owning a dispensary
I go weak in the knees for:
GELATO
My most prized possession is:
My son
Lately I've been recommending:
Good products
I really need to cut back on:
Complaining...
Me described in one word:
MONSTRO
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Member since:
Sep 2019
Medicine Reviews:
83

Dispensary & Marijuana Reviews

  • Reviewed 11/2/22

Marshmallow Crisp (Cookies N Cream) (SALE)

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Good ol cookies n' cream

Who doesn't love a marshmallow crisp right before bedtime? Cookies n cream is a great flavor amongst the others. That and strawberry might be my favorites. Rebel Kitchen always does there thing with this and they are very versatile. You can eat them by itself or even put it in a smoothie. I like to use before bedtime because I have a problem getting to sleep and staying asleep. After I consumed this I had dinner and my eyes were so heavy I got ready for bed about an hour earlier than I usually do. So mission accomplished I think so? At around 45mg this is just the right dose to end your night.

  • Reviewed 10/16/22

Tincture: Royal Medic Super Strength (MCT Oil)(SALE)

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Royal Medic SS Tincture

What a great morning tincture. The 1:1 ratio of THC and CBD is definitely a match made in heaven for people like me who have a hard time starting their day. I am a big fan of Royal Medic Flower so I was hoping to get the same effects from the tincture. It can be a little thought provoking but in a good way, but it isn't cloudy or hazy at all. Its chill and calming as far as the headspace, But if you are sore or dealing with some aches this will definitely help with that. This can help get your day started without you feeling too racey. Not quite as electric as say lemon skunk or panama red. But definitely something you can use for fatigue if you have multiple things to do early in your day like work or go to the grocery store, very mild and perfect for early morning use and daytime use. Not to sure about the evening but I don't see it keeping you up all night. The CBD makes this a nice well rounded product. Thank you Alternative for continuing to make quality tinctures as well as making an emphasis on MCT tinctures as well.

  • Reviewed 10/13/22

SHATTER: Mega Runtz

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Mega with da pressure.... Aight Don....

Listen I had a full day of appointments and errands and when I got home I thought about something relaxing. No not something to "take the edge off" but something actually to put me in super relaxed mode because I really needed to be calm relaxed and happy. Wow this caught me off guard because I hadn't tried it before. I wasn't familiar with Don Mega But we all like Runtz right? Especially the Gelato part. This was tropical and a little peppery but the effects were amazing. I was looking at trees outside and surprisingly my neck felt heavier lol, but it wasn't in pain at all and the back pain I had disappeared. The stress i was in was non existent I was just kinda calm and serene and like in chill mode but not "sleepy". But I was happy and in a good mood. Just very very peaceful. I used my pax vaporizer for the shatter and it broke up nicely. Glad i decided to step out the box. Columbia Care have a great product on their hands, and I cant wait to try the others. This a wonderful hybrid split pretty evenly down the middle. Maybe slightly more indica but I guess we are all different. Definitely worth the pick up at Takoma Wellness Center!

  • Reviewed 9/27/22

LIVE ROSIN: Space Force One (0.5g)

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Space Force…. To infinity….

Abatin might be one of the most consistent cultivators I have ever came across. Their flower, carts, and other products always come out with clean consistent potency; The Space Force rosin is no different. It was very pure looking and yellowish and smelled like a forest of pine needles. Once you actually dab it the effects of the flower come on but in a more subtle way yet it’s more potent. Very euphoric and the body buzz in my opinion is even better than the flower itself. I noticed an uptick in mood and definitely think this is a great solution for people who have trouble day to day with maybe staying motivated or have moments of sluggishness. It doesn’t couch lock you at all but you will notice overall you’re calmer and happier. Back and neck pain melted away as well if your someone who sits behind a computer or maybe someone who does a lot of lifting in the gym. This is a good choice for relief. I will say a little goes a long way so if you’re newer to dabbing or even higher potency strains you won’t fill like you need to go overboard because it’s the real deal! Thank you Abatin for continuing to make products with the standard of quality that you guys carry.

  • Reviewed 9/14/22

Peach Flambé (SHAKE) (SALE)

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A lil Flambé ain’t hurt nobody.

I see you District Cannabis they are making sure to keep us coming back for more. Sweets, Lemon vuitton, Peach flambé; Gelato cake their crown jewel and more. Peach flambé is a beautiful cross of good ol sour D thin mint cookies and I believe peach kush. Most connoisseur’s have an infinity for 2 out of 3 at least so this mash up was beautiful. When you open the bag you notice trichomes are everywhere (crystals) and it smells nice minty and peachy and the chemical fume of diesel. On the inhale it’s definitely minty with some sweet to it. This is a strain I hope they keep around for some time. I love mint strains and I think this can be used anytime of the day… It’s right down the middle. The fact that this is a hidden Gem and it’s on sale is amazing. Seasoned tokers and newbies will love this…. I think it has a nice adaptable purpose for those that use it.

Last edited by losthem on 9/14/22 at 8:30 AM Pacific

Tincture: Panama Red Super Strength (MCT Oil)(SALE)

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Panama never fails

Sure everyone loves Panama Red it’s been a staple in the community for decades. Alternative Solutions decided to make a super strength tincture with our beloved flower and I couldn’t be more happier. It’s a great early morning strain to get you out the bed and start the day. Keeps you going through the day as well and you don’t need a whole lot. Alternatives golden standard of tinctures seem to be getting better and better as the years go by. Also if you feel unmotivated or you struggle with depression; Panama is a God send for ailments of that nature. It’s nice to get the same effects from the tincture that I got from the use of the flower. I’ll say the tincture is less racey for sure as we know Panama can be.

  • Reviewed 8/29/22

Tincture: Jane West Day (MCT Oil)

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Day Time Tincture by Jane West

Tinctures are a great way to start the day especially if flower may be a little too much for your in the morning. Jane West has a very good daytime tincture and it comes in at 600mg of THC. I believe the strain used is sour diesel. This has a very pure and clean taste and some lemon notes to it. It’s uplifting and great for most times of the day. Even before bedtime it’s not racey at all. Helps with some overall mood elevation and some light pain. Great new product from JW, amongst the other products they have like cartridges and and pre-rolls.

Last edited by losthem on 8/29/22 at 9:48 AM Pacific

  • Reviewed 7/28/22
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Psh Psh (spritzer sound)

Psh psh I figure thats the sound a spritzer bottle makes.... Or maybe its a drink that you order at a bar. Either way Spritzer is very gratifying experience and whoever decided to mash these strains up was onto something. To me it smelled and tasted like like grape cookies and gas. Let me tell ya I did not have the best day and I needed something effective and stress reducing. Thank you District Cannabis because this was exactly what I needed. The current situation I had I was able to talk through and laugh about it. Wonderful as a stress reliever clearing out negative emotion and tension but not couch locking. Still it has some nice euphoria and hits pretty good like a quality hybrid should. Spritzer has Mac, Runtz and grape pie genetics so the influence of all 3 strains is apparent here. Can not go wrong and I do feel like this strain is good for anytime of the day. But it is not a whole lot of focus to it. Experienced users will notice the potency of this strain and patients new or returning to cannabis will also find themselves enjoying for sure. If you need a good indica District Cannabis also makes Cherry Chem one of my personal favorites that Takoma Wellness also carries and its on sale! If you need a good sativa hybrid look into Lemon Royale or Lemon Vuitton also by District Cannabis!

Last edited by losthem on 7/27/22 at 8:22 PM Pacific

  • Reviewed 7/20/22

Lemon Vuitton #3 (SALE)

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Designer

Louis Vuitton.... I mean LEMON Vuitton excuse me..... Is a strain that any fan of cannabis can enjoy. First it has lemony oily notes and is a great for anytime of the day strain. I definitely feel it leans slightly sativa but its is not as stimulating as District Cannabis Sour Diesel. More of hybrid its fun and inspiring but still enables you to get your work done. There are several lemon strains I find great for working out, gaming, or just running typical errands. I think it has to do with limonene anyway definitely a great strain to try if you have not yet from TWC. It is nice and frosty too and it is reminiscent of Lemon Royale another strain by District which also has lemon tree in it. But I would consider Lemon Royale more sativa leaning. If you enjoy the other strains District produces this will be no different. After a bowl or a half joint you will notice the change in upbeatness and how some of those stressors you were dealing with earlier seem to either be forgotten or not as important. Something experienced users can enjoy and newcomers. With the ever exploding cannabis market it is pretty cool District decided to drop 4 different phenotypes of this. Try em all!

Last edited by losthem on 7/20/22 at 7:45 AM Pacific

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Humble Pie from Center City

Being a big fan of Takoma Wellness Centers other cherry strains like Cherry Chem and Cherry Diesel, This falls right in place. Humble is a nice cross up of Cherry Pie Granddaddy and OG. 3 of the strains that are in several other strains we seem to love. Center City continues to regularly cultivate this strain and I see why. It has a sweet cherry scent and smells like now and later candy. Its more relaxing and I would say suited for mid day or the afternoon. It can get drowsy for those with lower tolerances. Was ok for pain as well with a nice mood enhancing element too it. It is on sale right now definitely worth the pick up if you haven't tried it.

  • Reviewed 7/9/22
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Kashmir Kashmir

Kashmir Jade is nice still has alot of the previous Kashmir qualities in it like the piney nose and the black pepper scent. This is a 1:1 CBD:THC its a nice blend of both worlds The cbd takes away tension and eases you and the high isn't super heavy perfect for work or tasks during the day. Pretty clear and focused. I go running so sometimes its nice to have a good cbd strain after for recovery amongst other things. This was the first thing that I started my day with and it was a good choice, Nice build in pleasantness and you stay in a mood I like it. Definitely worth the experience. Also dont be afraid to mix this along with Abatins other strains like Classic OG Kush, Classic Trainwreck, and Pincher's Creek it works wonders!

Last edited by losthem on 7/9/22 at 9:33 AM Pacific

Crush Ice (SMALLS)

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Iceyyyyy

One thing about Abatin is they are consistent with the strains they put out. The Thc doesn't fluctuate all over the place from grow to grow and the buds look very similar every time they are produced. Crush Ice is no different. Peppery notes because of the caryophyllene; It also has some earthy notes of fruit and also pine needles as well. A good strain for anytime of the day I don't feel like it leans any particular way. If I didnt kno better I would say it has some girl scout cookie effects and feel to it. Recommended for those that want something good for throughout the day that doesn't couch lock you

Last edited by losthem on 7/9/22 at 12:32 PM Pacific

Every day supplement

I enjoy taking this RSO first thing in the morning to start my day. I like the fact that it is a 1 to 1 so there are equal parts of THC and CBD in this. It doesn't taste the best kinda like motor oil but it gets the job done. Its not too heavy and I take a double rice size amount of it. It helps with some of the everyday pain I experience upon waking up and allows me to cope with parts of the day a little better. This rso isn't couch locking at all but you should still dose accordingly due to hits high potency. Definitely a part of my everyday routine as a supplement along with other things.

Last edited by losthem on 7/9/22 at 1:08 PM Pacific

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I was listening to Jesus walks just in case....

Hells OG thankfully doesnt have anything to do with my souls salvation. Im a fan of a good quality OG. I know most strains originate from a good OG and this is no different. If windex had a orange flavor it might smell like this very pungent with spicy and orangey undertones. It has a cleaner nose to it. Hells OG is great for the afternoon or right before bedtime. Its a heavy indica not to be taken lightly. Its very euphoric but not racey as its a rush of warmth that happens to melt through out your whole body. It made me a little hungry and seemed to help alot with my back and neck pain (surgery the last few years). If your a fan of sedative indicas with citrus taste you cant go wrong with this it checks off all the boxes in the department. Coming from a cross of Blackberry and OG any true OG fan if in for a treat. The terps are exploding with flavor and once again Alternative Solutions has brought us a new batch of HEAT!!!!

  • Reviewed 7/8/22
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Out of body.... Get ready for it.

Hindu Kush is one of thee most classic you can get when it comes to landrace strains. I love it for several reasons. Lets start with how it smells like gum earth and different incenses all at once. Also has some of a metal like smell to it. When it comes to pain and needing sleep Hindu works wonders! Nausea, PTSD and other stress orders seem to melt away once you apply this. It does inspire a little bit of hunger but not as much as Blue Cheese, another favorite from you guessed it Alternative Solutions. Blue cheese isn't really heady at all and neither is this. This is stress relieving and calming, I guess the word sedative would be perfect to describe this strain. So don't get caught slipping it may induce a heavy couch lock lol. A staple for night time If you need a good indica don't be shy It'll have you wrapped up in the covers and drifting gently off to sleep, so grab your turban... I mean bonnet.....

Last edited by losthem on 7/8/22 at 1:53 PM Pacific

  • Reviewed 7/6/22

An original landrace sativa

When i first started medicating with cannabis Durban Poison along with Cinderella 99 was one of the first strains I got familiar with. Not really understanding sativas or indicas or even knowing what they were... I would always wonder why it gave my energy and would have me cleaning up stuff lol. Then later on I noticed I didn't eat much either (come to find out its a reason for that lol). Its pretty focused and not hazy at all this a nice cart for work or if you need to be attentive to things. I like it because its so clear you kind of dont realize your medicated but then you realize it because your surroundings are a little brighter. I like to use this for when I am working from home because it keeps me locked in on the computer which can get boring sometimes. It kind of reminds me of a cup of coffee without the crash. Just be careful of overdoing it Durban can get a little "antsy" sometimes so make sure you have something interactive to do or a movie or activity planned.

Last edited by losthem on 7/6/22 at 2:45 PM Pacific

Panama Red this and Panama Red that

If you are here then you are familiar with Panama Red a strain that the older generation can not stop talking about. One of the few land race sativas still around. Alternative Solutions continues to keep high standards of potent medicine and this old school classic is no different. The tincture itself is somewhat herbaly and earthy in taste but it does the job. Need a boost of creativity or deal with depression or ptsd? This strain works wonders. Need help starting the day and getting out of the bed once again, perfect for the job. I'm a fan of the double strength which clocks in at around 400mg of THC and 100mg of CBD its a very nice 4 to 1 ratio with the added benefits of both. I have always been a fan of Alt sol and there tincture but since they have changed the packaging to all black and have put "pure gold" on the label, I have noticed the tincture has got even better. Alternative continues to consistently put out excellent products from tincture to flower to concentrates. Don't be afraid to mix it up they have so many different flowers and methods to continue to provdve us clean potent cannabis.

  • Reviewed 7/4/22

Magilla Glue

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Gotta love a good glue

As most people I love a good glue cultivar. They are seldom it seems like now a days. I definitely can tell of the "Hawaiian" influence in this strain. Its tropical and bright tasting like pineapples or something of that nature and also sweet and fruity with some bubble gum scent to it. Some floral sour undertones as well. I feel like it smells gluey also maybe thats just me in my head. More heavy than its counterpart better for night time good for all the above including pain, stress, mood enhancement, anxiety. etc. I think we are all at this point like what is Alternative Solutions goin to do next LOL it seems like they dont miss! This strain great and checks off all the boxes. Better suited for after work than before. But still fun enough for experienced smokers to use during most times of the day.

  • Reviewed 7/3/22

Lemon Ice (SHAKE) (SALE)

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Collllllddd as Ice

This is a wonderful little sativa leaning hybrid; Very lemony and skunky but also sweet and minty in this special blend of Afghan and Lemon Haze. Its always nice when you have a good refreshing strain full of citrusy. Happy strain kind of social too hits more like a sativa leaning hybrid should but isn't racey at all but actually kind of laid back in a non sedative way. Decent for pain and even better for depression it can be very giggly and upbeat. Arthritis and back pain definitely eases up little bit with this. You also feel kind of creative, good for watching a movie or playing video games. Great job Liberty!

Last edited by losthem on 7/3/22 at 4:19 PM Pacific

Black & Blue (SMALLS)

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Aussie with the come back!

This is a very nice strain for aussie blues to be crossed with black russian that is a match made in heaven. Alternative Solutions know exactly what they are doing, and I love the direction of their new phenotype. This is relaxing and tasty lemony-berry undertones with a little spice to it. Not as sedative as black russian itself. Definitely has that tension release and calming effect. It has a little more fun to it and mood elevation when compared to black russian also, maybe from its aussie side. All in all a great strain for the evening or even before bed time. Somewhere kinda in the middle of both but i would say more indica leaning for sure. Definitely worth the experience if your a fan of Alternative and there classics or just someone interested in trying something new.

  • Reviewed 7/3/22
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Don't worry I was not operating heavy machinery.... I'm sure I could though...

Classic Trainwreck by Abatin hits just like that "a classic". With some of its fun cerebralness Trainwreck is a strain best suited for the daytime or afternoon. PTSD and depression stand no chance with this. There isn't a whole bunch of focus to it so its probably not the best for someone who has to be locked in and completely still for hours at a time. But if you need inspiration to get through things or a nice boost, Trainwreck is like an espresso. Its amazing for workouts and exercise as well. When you open the jar Abatin has it in the pepper earthy lemon piney smell hit you right in the face. The first time I ever had Trainwreck I was looking at a fish tank and they looked extra cool that day and I couldn't stop talking lol. This surprisingly is actually not bad for bed time once the sativa effects wear down you can feel the release throughout your body and it settles into a nice relaxing high. So if you need pain relief its there. If you have anxiety it may activate some of that due to its Thai and Mexican heritage. One of the best by Abatin and I am thankful they continue to make a lot of our favorite "classics" such as classic girl scout cookies, classic blue dream, classic og kush, and the list goes on. A lot of these strains are still loved by the older generations today and its nice to see them not washed away with all the new stuff the market is exploding with.

Last edited by losthem on 7/27/22 at 6:09 AM Pacific

  • Reviewed 6/11/22

RSO Excellent for multiple uses

I have been using Rick Simpson oil or Rso on and off for several years now. There is also a pretty cool documentary on youtube where he talks about why he started to use it. One thing ill say is its something that can treat multiple ailments for sure. If you deal with pain, some insomnia, anxiety all of the above, it helps. RSO has also been known to slow and inhibit tumor growth. As a Cancer patient in remission myself It was a Godsend while being on different medications while going thru chemo. It helped so much with the severity of the symptoms and I made sure I was completely transparent with my doctor. It helped my appetite so much to where I could almost eat normal. It eliminated the headaches and nausea i was experiencing and it also enabled me to sleep. I was up until 4am at times just not being able to. And the pain was excruciating at times. Rso works and it works for a lengthy period. It doesnt taste the best but I mixed it with food or in hot beverages like tea or coffee. Starting small is the best and you only need a half of a grain of rice or maybe a full grain. A little goes a long way.

Last edited by losthem on 6/11/22 at 12:03 PM Pacific

El Chivo (SHAKE)

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Como to Llamas?????

I didnt know what to expect so I gave it a random go on a saturday afternoon. El Chivo not to be confused with Chapo is considered a Hybrid that leans more indica than sativa. Coming from the genetics of OGKB a lovely strain in itself, blueberry headband what an amazing profile and grape gas, I could see why this strains terps were so well pronounced. Gassy profile with heavy grape notes makes this something like a kool aid or candy strain for me lol. It wasn't as heavy as I expected and hit more like a in the middle hybrid. The taste was exceptional on the inhale and exhale. It was somewhat relaxing but i wanted to go do something fun. Stress melts when consuming and your put in a pretty blissful place. If you have things to do that do not involve accounting or maybe neuro surgery Its a great strain to accompany you wherever you go with whatever you are doing. Once again Alternative Solutions continues to consistently put out strains with these amazing profiles.

Last edited by losthem on 6/11/22 at 12:54 PM Pacific

Dogwalker OG (SHAKE)

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Thee dawg Walker

Awww mann I love a good OG! Alt sol has a a special gem in this strain. It’s very Musty kinda like a dog lol and I believe that’s why it was named that. Very cerebral and clear high relaxing as well. Good for just about any part of the day. If you over do it it could be possible to be super relaxed and ready to go lay down but none the less a fun high. Kinda spicy and piney skunky also. Alt Sol picked a good one! It helped with some of the back pain I have day to day. Definitely a favorite and hope they keep it coming back.

  • Reviewed 12/10/21
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Can’t go wrong with diesel’s

Cherry Diesel by Alt Sol is a beautiful hybrid that smells amazing as well. Most diesels aren’t the best for the afternoon but I find this perfect for anytime of the day. The flower itself is a nice hue of green with some nice colorful hairs in there. The cherry smell is nice and is accompanied by that good ol diesel smell. I love diesels in general cause they are high in some of my favorite terpenes such as humulene. A little bit uplifting or more or so happy and care free feeling. It’s great for running errands or just relaxing in the house.

Last edited by losthem on 12/10/21 at 9:55 AM Pacific

  • Reviewed 11/15/21

Sour Diesel (SHAKE)(SALE)

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Funky and nostalgic

Sour Diesel one of the most classic strains of all time. We love it for its numerous benefits of being able to assist with pain, appetite, depression, fatigue you name it. A great wake and bake strain that goes perfect with coffee to start your day. District cannabis did just that with with the Sour D they have cultivated. It was nice and wintery looking and funky and pungent just like how it should be. I smoked a joint and took my dog for a walk and I think I might of enjoyed it more than him. I really appreciate the uplifting qualities of it because it was somewhat a creative feeling and enjoyableness to it. If you prefer less of the cerebral rush and more of the clear headed focus there is also currently an additional sour diesel that is currently on sale that Takoma is also offering. Can’t go wrong with either one!

  • Reviewed 10/19/21

HASH BALL: Green Crack

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The wonderful benefits of cbd

I use this everyday multiple times a day for several reasons. To help deal with inflammation, for my appetite, for its ability to inhibit tumor growth, all the above. It does it exactly what it is supposed to do and you can notice how you feel after a few days of consistent use. Dealing with mood disorders and neurological issues is always easier when you are able to medicate in a more healthy way and not take pills that may have long term issues. A lot of the time I add it to my tea or something I’m drinking because it goes down easier that way. I didn’t need the psychoactive aspect of Rso so I went with the Cbd one

Last edited by losthem on 10/19/21 at 12:53 PM Pacific

More CBD is what you need!

I love CBD for its many uses which include help with inflammation, neuropathic issues mood disorders as well as it’s ability to slow or inhibit tumor growth. I use it multiple times throughout the day and don’t have to worry about anything psychoactive. I definitely can tell a difference after a weeks of regular use. It definitely helps with sleeping at night and my overall mood. CBD gets a bad rap sometimes because it’s not as fun as THC but look up the wonderful benefits of it and use more of it!

Last edited by losthem on 10/19/21 at 4:28 PM Pacific

Cartridge: Sour Puffs

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Sour puffs what a idea

This cart caught me off guard a little bit because I didn’t really know what to expect with sour diesel being mentally stimulating and Koko puffs being giggly and relaxing. This was more relaxing and laid back but still fun. I had to run a few errands and this cart was something nice to be able to use and medicate with thru the day. It was relaxing but not couch locking so it didn’t make the task I had hard to get thru. Definitely more sour in flavor profile heavy on the lemon side. Columbia care normally makes pretty good carts and they tend to provide the effects of the actual flower to a certain degree. I think that this could be great for anytime of the day. Could definitely make you sleepy if you get caught slipping.

  • Reviewed 7/24/21

Oil Cartridge: Cherry Pie (0.5g)(SALE)

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Cherry pie never disappoints

Ive been a fan of cherry pie for some time now. It's great that district cannabis makes this in carts because the flower is hard to come by. This cart is a nice hybrid that isn't too overpowering in cherry taste. It's good for multiple uses and I found myself using it throughout the day. You can start your day with it and it's not too heavy and also use it before bedtime because it's still relaxing enough to go sleep. It's also fun a cart I noticed I was happier and in a more cheerful mood after. If you need something for anytime of the day definitely give cherry pie a go.

Last edited by losthem on 7/24/21 at 10:08 AM Pacific

  • Reviewed 6/23/21

Oil Cartridge: Animal Cookies

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What a nice mash up of 2 fun strains

Let me start off by saying most carts give me a kind of raspy feeling in my throat and generally make me cough or sneeze. Surprisingly this cart didn’t. It was lemony and earthy at the same time and gassy as well. I really enjoyed this cart because it was relaxing and fun at the same time. Not necessarily sleepy but calming but also happy and kind of bright if that makes sense lol. It really brought out the colors in the sky in the middle of the day. Definitely an enjoyable cart the combination of ghost train haze and the animal cookies are definitely a nice team up and they come together well. Og ghost train haze can be a little too racey at times if you over do it and animal cookies can definitely be sedative if you get caught slipping. This was nice and right in the middle. Definitely worth the pick up and a great cart to try if you haven’t yet. Columbia Care definitely made a great cart with this one!

Last edited by losthem on 6/23/21 at 1:31 PM Pacific

  • Reviewed 5/5/21

Infused Honey (200mg THC)

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Honeyyyyyy

As always District Cannabis has "another one". I most recently tried the 600mg tincture and also wanted to give the honey a try. It's nice if you drink tea or smoothies or even right out the jar. First time I had it I made some tea with my breakfast and used one tablespoon which I believe is 25mg. I decided to take a nap before my physical therapy which lasted about an hour. Needless to say I fell asleep quicker than I normally do and I woke up ready for my appointment. Pain I was in was still there but it was definitely toned down a few notches. It also made therapy more bearable and more enjoyable to get thru. The second time I used it was when I decided to make a smoothie this time I used 2 tablespoons. The results turned out even better. More relaxed and less pain. Definitely something you should keep in the cabinet. Honey is a great multipurpose sweetener been a staple in my house for years. I'm going to put it on cereal next.

  • Reviewed 4/20/21

Tincture: X-Botanica Pure & Easy

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Take it easyyyyy

Pure and easy is a great tincture for anytime of the day. It’s a 4:1 cbd to thc ratio so it works great for neuropathy and also several different types of inflammation and reasons you may be in pain. For those who are looking for relief without a heavy psychoactive effect this is for you. Even though it has some thc in it I’m still able to clear minded and focused on what I have going on during the day while still getting the relief I need. The nice thing about the cbd is I normally am in a happier more positive mood after I take it. You just feel like some of the stress of life has melted away. Maybe that’s why it’s called pure and easy? It’a mct oil based tincture so no need to worry about the stinging sensation of alcohol. I primarily use a thc tincture at night for bed time and I combine it with this so I can get the added effects of cbd. Perfect combination as I need both throughout the day. Alternative keeps coming with these premium tinctures and I couldn’t be happier. If you are looking for a way to be discreet then that’s the way to go. If you need relief during anytime of the day but you aren’t trying to be “high” I would give this a shot as it nicely blended for a day of relief from some of our many day to day ailments.

Last edited by losthem on 4/20/21 at 7:34 AM Pacific

Phyto was right on time-o

Phyto or better known as district cannabis has always made great tinctures in mct oil. This is no different also the fact that it comes in a 30ml bottle compared to a lot of tinctures that come in a 15ml is a plus. It last twice as long and I can take less. This is great for anytime of the day, but I prefer mid day and night time. It also blends well with the cbd capsules from phyto I take through the day quite well. At night a full dropper has me sleeping soundly (during the day I take half as much). Very thankful for this as it’s adaptable to any situation you just need to determine if you need more or less. After running out of my usual afternoon/night time tincture I decided to pick this up. Happy I did because it works wonders and doesn’t give me the munchies my previous tincture did. If you need a good hybrid tincture for anytime of the day this right here is perfect and carries out the task well!

Last edited by losthem on 4/20/21 at 7:18 AM Pacific

  • Reviewed 4/7/21

Tincture: Blue Cheese Double Strength (MCT Oil)(SALE)

2
Strength
I
Type

As consistent as ever.

Most likely if your reading this you are already familiar with blue cheese. The strain is great for appetite stimulation, pain, and sleep. I use it in the at night and notice all 3 effects simultaneously lol. Alternative solutions has reformulated their tincture and I love it even more than I did previously. It didn't use to contain CBD and now it's contains 100mg! That's definitely a plus for those seeking additional relief with inflammation neuropathic pain and maybe overall mood as well. It's extremely relaxing and the more you take the drowsier you get. I notice that after I take it I'm in a blissful mood ready to relax and maybe find a quick snack (I.e. fruit or some cereal lol). It definitely helps shut down your mind as it's not very stimulating but the opposite. So if you need to unwind or your feeling racey, this will definitely take the edge off. Due to the fact that I currently can't use alcohol tinctures it's a plus that this is in mct oil perfect. Alternative solutions and the new formula is great and I can feel the difference in quality. It's wonderful that it contains both thc and cbd the best of both worlds.

Last edited by losthem on 4/7/21 at 1:33 PM Pacific

  • Reviewed 4/6/21

The medic has arrived.

Already being a fan of the flower. I decided to give the royal medic double strength tincture a try. Currently tincture is one of the quickest ways for me to get relief so I use it often. Generally I need it for chronic pain and to get a slight boost of energy to help with starting my day. Not only does does it give me a mild boost but a calming effect as well. It also helps with pain and inflammation very nicely. It can stimulate your mind slightly so it’s best to use in the daytime. I also enjoy it because currently I can’t use alcohol tinctures and alternative solutions carries it in mct. Definitely a life saver as the 1:1 ratio is perfect to give me relief in multiple areas. This is something that needs to stay in the medicine cabinet. Lol

  • Reviewed 4/5/21

Tincture: Potion #8 (MCT Oil)

Great for daytime

Potion #8 was something I haven’t tried before but decided to give it a shot. I was using this to give me a little boost in the am on waking up. It definitely has some quality sativa traits and helps you get out of the bed. Also I notice I’m in a happier mood upon taking it and it helps with light pain as well. It’s based in vegetable glycerin so it doesn’t burn like the alcohol may. Just make sure you give it a good shake.

Last edited by losthem on 4/5/21 at 9:08 AM Pacific

  • Reviewed 3/25/21

Lozenges are the way to go

At the current moment I’m dealing with pain issues nausea and having trouble sleeping. Since I am not able to smoke cannabis at the moment the lozenges are a perfect alternative. 1-2 leave me relaxed enough to doze off and get some rest also they encourage me to eat a little more because when I’m not feeling well it’s hard to eat. They dull the pain enough to where it’s in the back of my mind and my mood is actually uplifted. District Cannabis is definitely clutch and they also come in lemon-ginger. Don’t be afraid to try the 1:1’s as well which contain cbd and thc. I enjoy both!

Last edited by losthem on 3/25/21 at 4:41 PM Pacific

Cannidex

3
Strength

Excellent

Cannidex is great for neuropathic pain. It melts thru your whole body and you don’t need a lot. I had some pain issues along with headaches and it worked wonders. 1 pump on your neck leaves you in bliss. If you use a little bit more it’ll have you tingly and relaxed like no other. What a great product it’s mainly cbd with a splash of thc in it.

Last edited by losthem on 3/25/21 at 4:27 PM Pacific

  • Reviewed 12/12/20

OG 18

3
Strength
I
Type
Sp
Flavor

A real players OG

Let me tell you something. If you like old school OG Kush effects. Heavy in the body but cerebral as well in the mind. Soothing if I may. This OG18 is beautiful it smells like a fully loaded strain with abundance of terp expressions. I got some citrus undertones and also some peppery undertones with a nice whiff of cheese in there (it kind of smells like rainmaker). Good for The evening Definitely a worthy purchase. One of my favorite strains by Alternative!

  • Reviewed 12/11/20

Biscuits and CBD

I constantly have been wondering if a Fuel Biscuit tincture would drop because I am a fan of the strain so much. My first time trying Alternative Solutions new premium tincture and I couldn't of been any more excited. I had been constantly stalking them and inquiring heavily about it lol! And it is MCT oil so you don't have to worry bout the sting. It comes with a nice amount of cbd with about 100mg and I couldn't be happier. I took a full dropper after work to help me unwind and it was a relaxing effect but not too sedative. Not to mention the added mood elevation of the cbd. I normally smoke a full joint after work but only needed half of one. Before bedtime I took a little bit more and noticed I was getting sleepier earlier than usual. Needless to I will be purchasing again. At double strength this is exactly what I needed.

Last edited by losthem on 12/11/20 at 9:03 AM Pacific

  • Reviewed 12/4/20

CBD Funk

2
Strength
H
Type
Sw
Flavor
F
Density

Funky

Im a regular user of cbd strains for multiple ailments. This was something new that I wanted to try. It smelled sweet and funky at the same time and I was interested. Great strain for after work when you would like to take a load off but not be too hazy or weighed down. Also just plain good for anytime of the day its also nice mixing it into some of your other strains that you enjoy daily. If you need a little boost in happiness or something to take the edge off I definitely recommend! Thanks Abatin!

  • Reviewed 11/29/20

PreRoll: BYRN Infused PreRoll

3
Strength
H
Type
Sw
Flavor

Impressive... Most impressive....

This knocked my socks off... First off it comes packaged in a all black box with gold lettering. Then it’s a glass doob tube & also a glass filter/tip you can reuse. Alternative Solutions really put the magic in this one. It’s a mix up of several different flowers rosins and Kiefs as well as distillate. The taste is exquisite as it’s a mash up of some of my favorite strains by them. Imagine if you could put 4-5 different feelings of being pleasantly medicated in one joint. This is it!!! I was relaxed & felt like I melted into the couch I was sitting in. I was giggling & everything was just pleasant & cerebral. My whole body tingled & typical pain I feel throughout the day in my neck & back dissipated. Me & a friend of mine only needed maybe a third of it in all honesty, before I put it out. I made a quick stop went home & woke up 2 hours later. It was great! I decided to run it back like a player should & went right back into fits of giggling and ate 6 wings and some spinach dip lol during the Tyson fight. I felt the BYRN... Round 3 coming soon... Also to get it to byrn (see what I did) at its best toast the end of the joint for a few seconds and then go into typical fashion of putting it to your mouth & lighting.

Last edited by losthem on 11/29/20 at 7:04 AM Pacific

  • Reviewed 11/13/20

Cookie in a Jar

2
Strength
H
Type

Wanna Cookie?

So... I was reluctant to try this because I didn't know how it was going to be as far as texture... Im weird so anyway it was delicious I ate half of it. Put it in the fridge and then finished the rest before bedtime. A great snack for the afternoon had to wash it down with some good old almond milk). The high was very relaxing and just helped take the edge off after as long day. If you like cookies you'll love this Its like a medicated chips ahoy cookie in a jar lol. Definitely worth the purchase. Followed by my bedtime Joint I slept great!. District Growers has a nice collection of edibles, don't forget to try their crisp and the oat bar. Also personal favorites of mine!

Last edited by losthem on 11/12/20 at 4:25 PM Pacific

  • Reviewed 11/9/20

Tincture:Viper Cookies Double Strength (Alcohol) (SALE)

2
Strength
I
Type

I've never been bit before... But if this how it feel..

Viper cookies is verrrryyy sedative & a good strain to use if you need to unwind. It's very very low-key in the way it creeps on you too.. Before you know it the tincture kicks in & when it hits it hits. All of the flustered thoughts you had 15 minutes ago settle and your able to just calmly think. Its very serene. It's a great cure for anyone with ADHD that has trouble doing 1 thing like me. If you add a few more drops the viper sets in & it's a rap your in for the night. Per usual like most tinctures in base it taste like alcohol more than anything. Adding it in juice or water is a great look also.

  • Reviewed 10/30/20

Tincture: Rainmaker SS

3
Strength
H
Type

"The Rainmaker"

Is an excellent strain for anytime of the day and that is why I had to try the tincture. Starting the day on the right foot is always important so I tend to need a little boost. Rainmaker helps with the fatigue of a long day by helping you forgot exactly what it was that was bothering you lol. Its really happy and just blissful. It goes from a heady cerebral high to a nice light body tingle. Definitely recommend.

  • Reviewed 10/20/20

Dogwalker OG (SHAKE)

3
Strength
H
Type
Sp
Flavor

Grrrrr

Dog walker is a great hybrid for any OG lover! It’s so funky & musty & you might need food later. Excellent after a evening after work. You’ll definitely need to throw on a good show & relax. It’s happy & fun but good for body pain. My back & neck are normally a little sore by the end of the day & like a typical OG it helps sit you down & be blissful. Once again Alternative doesn’t miss!

Last edited by losthem on 10/19/20 at 8:05 PM Pacific

  • Reviewed 10/14/20

Oil Cartridge: Bright Idea (0.5g)

3
Strength
S
Type
Mn
Flavor

Oh this a vibe....

I actually decided to try this because of a recommendation from a friend (good job playa). Whoever the genius was that came up with the “bright idea” of the terpene profile did a pretty awesome job. It’s peppermint, lemon & lime notes all at the same time. The mint is definitely the strongest one there for sure. For me it’s great for anytime of the day because well I love mint... When you hit the cart your mind decides to wake up a little bit & you feel a little more alert. Kind of what mint tends to do. It’s also very soothing & is great for allergies. My nose gets stuffy sometimes depending on certain environments like carpet & animals. I noticed after a few hits I could actually breath better & I was less congested. District Cannabis I see what you did here.

Last edited by losthem on 10/13/20 at 8:30 PM Pacific

  • Reviewed 10/3/20

Oil Cartridge: Tzoof! Holy Crunch (0.5g)

1
Strength
H
Type
Sw
Flavor

Holy Sh... Crunch!

First time trying this cart because I needed to add some more cbd to my routine. Its a great anytime cart that helps me relieve tension in my back and neck due to issues from past injuries. Its not hazy at all and you feel a little happier after use. So if you have mood disorders like depression or trouble with anxiety, this cart helps curb that while still keeping you functional. It has a nice taste to it to kind of like dry cereal lol. Maybe that's why they called it holy crunch. Very enjoyable!

Last edited by losthem on 10/3/20 at 8:01 AM Pacific

  • Reviewed 9/30/20

Oil Cartridge: Berry White

3
Strength
H
Type
Sw
Flavor

Can’t get enough of your love babyyyy

Barry White might be my new favorite cart nice flavorful profile of lemon pepper & berry. The effects take place rather quickly. 2-3 solid hits is all it takes until you feel the cerebral effects. It melts from the top down & puts you in a nice happy relaxed mood. A few more hits & the cart settles down into a nice happy relaxed high. Great for Anytime. Also with the new C02 extraction I definitely prefer that over most distillate carts.

  • Reviewed 9/19/20

Marshmallow Crisp (Strawberry)(SALE)

2
Strength
H
Type

Strawberry crisp

District Growers does a great job with their flavored crisp. As a kid I grew up eating rice crispy treats and not much has changed. Out of the bunch they have plain, chocolate and strawberry but the strawberry is my favorite. They taste great and get the job done. I tend to use them in the afternoon around bed time. They help me fall asleep and stay asleep as I tend to wake up in the middle of the night a lot.

Last edited by losthem on 9/19/20 at 8:45 AM Pacific

  • Reviewed 9/10/20

Preroll: Green Love Potion

3
Strength
I
Type
Mn
Flavor

The magic potion

Green love is a fun indica good for relaxing and an evening in. It helps me unwind after a long day of work and eases pains out my system. Has a somewhat floral taste to it Green Love is a spacey relaxing body buzz and you can feel your whole body melt into the couch your sitting in. Definitely a fun strain.

Last edited by losthem on 9/10/20 at 2:00 PM Pacific

  • Reviewed 9/7/20

Chem Glue

3
Strength
H
Type
Sw
Flavor
F
Density

A Sticky situation...

This chem glue from alternative was excellent. I love the gassy chocolatey undertones of gg and you can taste it along with the citrusy peppery notes of chemdawg. Its a very fun hybrid were your pleasantly relaxed in the body but still alert and chatty in the mind. Doesn't take much to send you in a state of euphoria and settle down your mind wit happy thoughts as the tension melts away. If your by yourself or with friends this a good strain for a night in or out and about with friends due to the chatty traits of chemdawg. Definitely a must

  • Reviewed 8/27/20

Oil Cartridge: Pineapple Express (1g)

3
Strength
S
Type
Sw
Flavor

No Stress Express

I haven't had Pineapple Express in any way shape or form in over a year. I thought it was super tasty and fun after trying it. Early mornings don't stand a chance because the express comes right on time and gives you that jolt of energy to wake up in the am or to give you a quick amount of energy when needed in the afternoon. If you enjoy exercising and need a good cart to keep you motivated, this worked perfectly for me as it made jogging more fun and less like a chore. I actually noticed several different notes of citrus in there amongst the pineapple including some orange and some type of mango-ish ones . If you are a citrus fan who prefers sativas definitely give this a try. Its like if gatorade made carts :)

  • Reviewed 8/26/20

MediHaze V2 (SHAKE)

3
Strength
S
Type
Mn
Flavor
C
Density

Not too Hazy

I haven't had Medihaze in a minute and was feeling a little sore as well as down in overall temperament. Cbd does wonders at improving my mood and keeping it more stable while also helping with inflammation and everyday aches and pains. Its a wonderful anytime strain for me. It hit with a nice sense of mental stimulation while settling down into a nice relaxing soothing body high. This was the first joint after work and couldn't have been happier in what I picked. I was somewhat fatigued and this brought me a calming sensation where I was able to unwind but at the same time I was happy. Piney and earthy taste to it but still sweet and minty. Very enjoyable Why didn't I get more?

  • Reviewed 8/19/20

Berry Cinex

3
Strength
S+I
Type
So
Flavor
F
Density

Cinex is niceeee

I tried it for the first time yesterday. Sour berry undertones and a great overall smell. It is a nice hybrid great if you need a little energy to run errands or accomplish task. It isn't drowsy at all and does a good job of medicating you but still giving you inspiration to get your errands done. Its a little uplifting and fun... Not to hazy but hazy enough. As usual Alternative Solutions came thru with a solid new strain to the team.

Last edited by losthem on 8/19/20 at 3:04 PM Pacific

Cherry Chem (SHAKE)

3
Strength
I
Type
So
Flavor
F
Density

Return of the Chem

This is hands down one of my favorite strains of all time. District knew exact what they were doing bringing it back around! This time its a little brighter than normal and the bud quality and structure is excellent. I purchased some from Takoma yesterday and had a joint after work and a joint before bedtime. This is one of the few strains that checks off all the boxes for me. It helps with my overall mood with pain and its tasty. It makes whatever your doing more relaxed and enjoyable and brings a calming peace to you. Couldn't be happier with its return.

Last edited by losthem on 8/21/20 at 12:49 PM Pacific

  • Reviewed 8/14/20

Preroll: Choc Cheese Glue Moonrock

3 headed goat

Super glue flower LA kief and Blue cheese shatter... If you need to relax little buddy helps a lot with that lol.... 3 of my favorite strains wrapped up in 1 joint. Couldn't be more happier.... It doesn't take much and I even put it out for later. Smell and taste is great too... Very chocolatey and berry like at the same time.

Last edited by losthem on 8/14/20 at 2:51 PM Pacific

Preroll: Killer Queen Bee

3
Strength
S
Type
Sp
Flavor

BZZZZ!!!!

Hadn't had Killer Queen in a minute and wanted to give it a try. I needed to be a little productive after work and it gave me the boost of energy I needed. Its great for running errands or mundane task. Or if you need a quick jolt of energy. A Child of Cindy 99 which I'm also a fan of.... Pretty good!

  • Reviewed 8/12/20

AK-47

3
Strength
H
Type
Sp
Flavor
F
Density

Drako with the scope on it....

I love AK-47 Its a nice combination of some of my favorite strains (specifically Thai). Its a great sativa to be productive during the day and it helps with focus as well. Its not heavy or too racey. More of a clearheaded high its very inspiring and makes you want to get things done. Light flavorful citrus taste with some chemical notes. Definitely is solid go to for daytime.

Last edited by losthem on 8/12/20 at 10:45 AM Pacific

Good for anytime.

For those that medicate throughout the day and sometimes need to take the edge off... These little Lozenges are perfect. They are nice enough to be productive and yet pleasantly relaxed at the same time. Sitting behind a computer screen makes the task more enjoyable. Or even combined wit your nighttime routine before bed helps you be lulled to sleep. I have back pain throughout the day and these take some of the tension off.

Last edited by losthem on 8/12/20 at 10:19 AM Pacific

  • Reviewed 7/23/20

Oil Cartridge: Cherry Chem (0.5g)

3
Strength
I
Type

I’m in love with cherry chem

Cherry chem has always been one of my favorites from district cannabis. It’s one of the strains that helps me sleep & also helps with my overall mood. I had never tried it in carts & decided to purchase one. It’s a very good cart & doesn’t take much. Sometimes carts don’t taste like the flower & the effects are off but this is spot on. All I need is about 4 solid hits & I’m good happy & relaxed. Great for in the middle of the night when you need to get back to sleep.

Last edited by losthem on 7/23/20 at 12:25 PM Pacific

  • Reviewed 6/28/20

Lemon Skunk (SHAKE)(SALE)

3
Strength
H
Type
Sw
Flavor
C
Density

Skunk le pew

This lemon skunk was excellent man I’m not big on lemons but the skunk taste and smell helped the zestyness of the lemons. It hit nice & heavy too I was actually surprised because I thought it would be a lot lighter. Fool me once lol. Definitely a relaxing hybrid but it brings your overall mood up & makes you feel more pleasant. Great for those with anxiety or depression (myself included) It’s an amazing after dinner smoke! Thanks alt sol!

Last edited by losthem on 6/28/20 at 1:11 PM Pacific

PetroChem

3
Strength
H
Type
So
Flavor
F
Density

That GAS!

Alternative as usual came thru & did what the do... Petrochem reminds me of a heavier grease monkey. Genetics include dosi & gg4 (My favorite 2 families) so you know it’s a good time! Exploding with flavor & density I had a ball with this smoke. It’s very relaxing & the effects let you know they are present immediately! Good for an evening in or if your out & about. Be careful it can sit you down quick if you over indulge LOL

Last edited by losthem on 6/30/20 at 8:28 AM Pacific

  • Reviewed 4/8/20
2
Strength
H
Type
Sp
Flavor
C
Density

4 for 20

This shake was exactly what I expected from Abatin. It was a combination I think of sunflower black and maybe green. Even though it said shake it was definitely several nice size buds in there. It smoked like how the sunflowers normally hit and you can smell them inside the bag. a 4.2 for $20 cant beat that!

  • Reviewed 4/7/20

Tincture: LA Chocolat (Alcohol)

3
Strength
I
Type

La chocolat for le win

I love LA Chocolat flower it’s nice with its chocolate undertones. I love the effects & wanted to try it in tincture. LA for me helps with adhd as well as my overall mood. Also it’s relaxing & keeps me calm & collected. The tincture itself taste minty & chocolatey. It’s funny because normally with alcohol based tinctures I just taste alcohol. This surprised me. It’s also good for anytime of the day because it’s not too too heavy (even though it’s considered a Indica) where as blue cheese may have you couch locked.

Last edited by losthem on 4/13/20 at 6:08 AM Pacific

  • Reviewed 4/5/20

Jackson's Courage: MediHaze (SALE)

1
Strength
S
Type

A little medihaze a day...

So initially i purchased medihaze because I had tooth pain and some inflammation. I read cbd oil on your tooth helps wit that. I started applying a few drops throughout the day and I noticed it reduced the pain significantly. Now im still taking it and paying attention to my mornings and using it when i wake up. It definitely helps me get out the bed a little quicker and definitely helps with my overall mood thru the day.

  • Reviewed 3/8/20

Salmon River OG (SMALLS)(SALE)

3
Strength
I
Type
Sp
Flavor
F
Density

Salmon og... You aight with me...

This was great I have had it in the past but man. It gets better every time. Fruity and earthy at the same time. It hits like an OG is supposed to. Relaxing in the body and stimulating and a little hazy in the mind. I Love it and use it before bedtime. All it takes is half a joint and im pleasantly relaxed and melting on the couch. Liberty did a wonderful job with this plant here!

Last edited by losthem on 3/8/20 at 1:07 PM Pacific

District Cookies (SHAKE) (SALE)

3
Strength
I
Type
Sw
Flavor
F
Density

District didn't disappoint

I see what you did here. Every now and then I pick up some district cookies from Takoma Wellness. And every time I come they get better and better. The flavor is more tasty and distinctive than ever and its a lot more relaxing than genereal GSC. a little Earthy and coffee like with some hints of vanilla. Nice and relaxing physical high and also mentally relaxing as well. Give it a try you wont be disappointed.

  • Reviewed 2/25/20

PreRoll: Blue Cheese

3
Strength
I
Type
Sw
Flavor

You know why we are here...

I love blue cheese doesn't everyone? After a long day of work I finally got home and decided to spark this bad boy. On the inhale you can smell the berries and the sweetness of it. Once again Blue cheese being ever so clutch definitely relaxed me and put me in a blissful mood. My neck and back have been hurting for the last week or so from a fall a few weeks back. This eliminated the majority of soreness I Felt great!. Thanks Alternative...

Last edited by losthem on 2/25/20 at 2:07 PM Pacific

  • Reviewed 2/24/20

Rainmaker (SHAKE)

3
Strength
H
Type
So
Flavor
C
Density

Rainmaker is love

I tried this today after work. When I opened it, it smelled of citrus & some cheesy funk! I loved it lol. It hit the way I hoped it would kind of relaxing & sedating in the body & a little heady as well. On the inhale it's a quite pleasant & you notice your eyes get somewhat heavy Midway thru the joint. If your a fan of skunk or cheeses you should definitely give it a try.

Last edited by losthem on 2/23/20 at 7:37 PM Pacific

  • Reviewed 2/16/20

OG Citron

2
Strength
H
Type
Sw
Flavor
F
Density

Netflix & Citron

So I had been wanting to give this citron a try for some time now. Having already tried abatins sunflower blue I knew I wanted to go with this next. To make a long story short I fell down the stairs the day before yesterday & thought this would be the perfect opportunity (as fate would have it). I turned on the Netflix and rolled a joint. Per usual Abatin did it’s thing. It smells like a more tangier lemon than I’m use to and had a nice zest to it. Had a lemony og type of taste to it as well. After half a joint I noticed the tension in my neck back & foot was mellowed out. Still there but kind of pushed back to the back of my brain somewhere. Where it wasn’t as noticeable. Glad I gave this a shot! Will be coming back for more.

  • Reviewed 1/30/20

Polynesian Thin Mints

3
Strength
H
Type
Mn
Flavor
F
Density

Polynesian

I love all of the cookie and cake family and polynesian thin mints is no different! Its a nice balanced hybrid that is relaxing enough in the body but still lends a spark of creativity to your mind. A tasty smoke you can smell the mint before you even light up. Somewhat earthy a little minty and peppery. Great if you need help taking a load off, to help ease stress or to cut into those aches and pains. Polynesian hits all categories pretty efficiently a smoke newbies and veterans can partake in.

Last edited by losthem on 1/30/20 at 1:31 PM Pacific

Tincture: Durban Poison

3
Strength
S
Type

Glad I made the decision!

So I am one of those people who constantly wake up groggy every morning. As an adult I also have to go to work and be focused while im there. This Durban tincture is a Godsend! Im a fan of durban flower anyway as its one of my favorite sativas with its piney citrusy taste. Its great for focus and for tasks that require a little spark of creativity. If you need to be medicated but productive and locked in this tincture works wonders. Give it a try it doesn't take much. Thanks Alternative Solutions! Once again coming thru.

Last edited by losthem on 4/14/20 at 11:56 AM Pacific

3
Strength
H
Type
Sp
Flavor
C
Density

Fueled up!

Fuel biscuits is wonderful. If you haven't tried it yet come on down to TWC and grab you some. You'll be coming back for more and more. If you are a fan of gelato the fuel biscuits wont disappoint. The combination of Gelato x GSC gives this a potent punch. Somewhat cerebral and heavy in the body. This is a smokers dream. Dense fluffy buds with a lot of personality. Im HOOKED!

Last edited by losthem on 1/30/20 at 1:17 PM Pacific

  • Reviewed 1/28/20

Blue Cheese (CCC)

3
Strength
I
Type
Sw
Flavor
C
Density

Good ol' Blue Cheese

Sure did enjoy this a lot. I was headed to bed and thought this would be the perfect time to give this a chance to help me get to sleep after a long day of work. I love blueberry strains in general and I have always been a fan of blue cheese. Known for getting rid of heavy body pain, insomnia, and lack of appetite, this bud from Center City was true to its name. It smelled a lot more blueberry like and creamy than I remebered which was a plus. As soon as I got thru half of a joint I immediately noticed I had to get up and reheat some leftover Ihop. After finishing that and sitting back in front of the TV... I tried to finish the joint. I then knew it was time to go upstairs... I felt so Heavy lol and couldnt keep my eyes open... What a pleasant and delightful smoke thanks Center City!

Last edited by losthem on 1/27/20 at 9:03 PM Pacific

  • Reviewed 12/14/19

Chemdawg (SALE) SHAKE

3
Strength
H
Type
Sp
Flavor
C
Density

How it’s supposed to be

This is easily the best chemdawg I’ve ever had no exaggeration. Normally when I get it it’s way less potent and more fluffier. This was firm and crunchy and It tasted like orange peels peppercorn & diesel lol. I was having some shin splints & I really needed some relief.... What a blessing. This was amazing... PAIN gone and a veil of relief covered my body (even my neck felt less tense). I see why this is the backbone of some of our favorite strains. Alternative solutions really made sure this beauty came out better than we thought it was going to be. It’s slightly racier than what I have had but not really an issue. Takoma Wellness I thank you!

  • Reviewed 12/12/19

Gorilla Glue #1 (Small Buds)

3
Strength
I
Type
F
Density

Without further aglue....

If you are reading this review then 9 times out of 10 your pretty familiar with the popular Gorilla glue name. Known for being a nice heavy strain with a super cerebral body high, along with some chocolatey and gassy undertones this is a favorite of a lot of patients and recreational users. Perfect for anytime generally gorilla glue #4 is more of a stimulating strain. This phenotype of #1 on the other hand is definitely one that leans heavy on the indica side. Staying true to its flavors and heavy body buzz I couldnt get enough! It Relaxed me and had me melting on the couch in bliss. Definitely something perfect after work or after a long day of excitement needing to unwind.

  • Reviewed 11/26/19

Oil Cartridge: Apricot Jelly (SALE)

3
Strength
H
Type

What is this apricot?

I was in the car (as a passenger) & busted this new cart out after a long day of work. As soon as I exhaled after my first hit my buddy said "what is that apricot?" LOL... I replied well actually apricot jelly. This is one of those nice tasty hybrids that get you a sense of happiness & uplift you. The tasty apricot notes can make any time of the day a better one. Great for anytime of the day I even hit it middle of the night around 2am to help me go back to sleep! A must try at takoma wellness.

Last edited by losthem on 11/29/19 at 3:17 PM Pacific

  • Reviewed 11/22/19

Lemon Royale (SALE)

3
Strength
S
Type
Sp
Flavor
C
Density

Lemon Royale #1!

I had tried the lemon crush last week. And I was impressed! This is a whole nother invigorating experience and it wasn't exactly what i expected alot more peppery and less citrusy. The high hit like a sativa. Definitely pleasant and fun with a rush of electricity. It smelled kind of like lemon candy and black pepper on the exhale. The second joint I rolled had had similar effects until about half way thru I started to get drowsy (maybe because of potency) but overall still in a fun mood. Very nice flavor and smell profile I would recommend for any sativa Lover! Lemon Royale #10 the indica one will be probably be my choice next go around.

  • Reviewed 11/21/19

Kashmir Black

3
Strength
H
Type
Sp
Flavor

Well Done

OG Durban and Champagne make up the genetics of this plant and you can tell its been pampered. The hue of green is beautiful and it has that hearty OG smell along with the pineyness of durban. Definitely a mid day smoke for me. You can notice the profile of the heavy caryophyllene influence in this plant. Definitely a pleasant smoke I recommend to anyone a fan of OG or the sunflower brands. Effects are stimulating but relaxing at the same time.... Too much of it will have you couch locked tho.

  • Reviewed 11/21/19
3
Strength
S
Type
Sp
Flavor
C
Density

Panama Red

Now I understand the hoopla LOL! Old school tokers are always quick to bring up Panama Red. Its one of those sativas that are super euphoric and cerebral but yet hits you in a relaxing way accompanied with a little head pressure. I melted into my sofa like WOW. The buds are very sticky (ask my grinder) and it has a dirt and kind of cookie smell and taste to it. I couldnt finish a whole joint in one setting it knocked my socks off.... No really I got Hot and had to take them off LOL. Definitely a nice and heady body high along with a great head high. Somewhat like a gorilla glue 4 high with alot more raceyness.

Last edited by losthem on 11/21/19 at 3:05 PM Pacific

  • Reviewed 11/15/19
3
Strength
H
Type
Sw
Flavor
D
Density

Real OG....

I had been wanting to try this for a minute & I finally did yesterday. This is better than the actual OG Kush I remember having over a decade ago. It was sweet & citrusy with orange & lemon notes & hints of pepper. & quite cerebral as OG’s tend to be. It actually leaned toward a more sativa high considering most OG’s relax you. I’m a big fan of Caryophyllene heavy strains but this was also heavy in Limonene and Myrcene. I wish I had tried it sooner. My friend came over & actually tapped out. He said that’s the best medicine he’s had all year. Abatin I’m glad you took the time to craft this as it is one of the strains that made me fall in love with cannabis in my younger days. I’ll be purchasing again soon!

Last edited by losthem on 11/14/19 at 5:00 PM Pacific

  • Reviewed 11/10/19
3
Strength
S
Type
Sw
Flavor
C
Density

Abatin’s Lemon Crush

WOW... I had the opportunity of sampling this the other day & man the aroma is as complex as I have smelled in some time. Multiple citrus smells & the zestyness of lemon is extremely potent along with the peppery aroma in the background. It had my whole living room smelling amazing the high was relaxing but not drowsy. I noticed it elevated my mood instantly and put me in a very social space! This was an extremely fun strain and I was thoroughly impressed considering I’m not big on sativas. I’d love to try it again!

Last edited by losthem on 11/10/19 at 11:43 AM Pacific

  • Reviewed 10/29/19

Suppositories: 1:1 25mg (5-Pack)

Dolemite is my name....

A lady friend of mine decided to try the 1:1 suppository today and definitely enjoyed the after effects. It is 25mg of thc and 25mg of cbd. She said she was very relaxed and in a better mood and also that it was very soothing. We happened to be Watching Eddie Murphy's new movie and she said she could feel the onset of the effects about 30 minutes after they started to take place. She also said psycho actively she didn't feel high or anything but she enjoyed the mental tranquility and it was very refreshing. She bar tends during they day and said this could be an everyday evening thing after a long day of work. She would definitely recommend to her fellow girlfriends! There is also a 50mg suppository that she is interested in trying next.

Last edited by losthem on 10/28/19 at 8:08 PM Pacific

  • Reviewed 10/1/19

Salve: Lavender/Eucalyptus

Life saver

I have dry hands and this stuff is amazing! Its very soothing to skin and relaxing. It does a wonderful job of taking away irritation without bothering those with sensitive skin. If you work with your hands alot and have issues of cracked or dry skin this product is for you! I have used other salves in the past but this one by far is my favorite!

Last edited by losthem on 10/1/19 at 9:14 AM Pacific

Apricot Jelly (SHAKE)

3
Strength
S+I
Type
Sw
Flavor
C
Density

What a suprise!!

I had never experienced apricot breath but being familiar with jelly breath I wanted to give it a try! This is so sweet and tasty... Extra frosty and you can smell the citrusy smell as soon as you open. It really does smell like apricots lol. Its not super heavy at all relaxing yet uplifting. It reminds me of a blue dream with a tropical twist. Can be a morning strain or afternoon strain. Well done! Would definitely get again!

Last edited by losthem on 10/1/19 at 9:20 AM Pacific

LA Chocolat

3
Strength
I+S
Type
Sw
Flavor
C
Density

Chocolatey

The first thing I noticed was how good this strain smelled. The chocolope is super evident along with its La confidential counterpart. Its sweet chocolatey and also lightly citrusy. The effects are cerebral and relaxing. Its one of the tastiest strands I have had. I dont like most things flavored chocolate but certain strains are delicious when done right! I only smoked half of a joint before I put it out and noticed I was feeling happy but super calm and just wanted to watch some tv. It packs a nice punch and definitely a afternoon strain as the chocolope sativa effects are almost non existent lol

Last edited by losthem on 10/1/19 at 9:28 AM Pacific

Blackberry Banana OG

3
Strength
I
Type
So
Flavor
F
Density

It's great!

I had some of this tonight & enjoyed it very much. My stomach was actually giving me some problems tonight & I didn't know why, & after smoking some of this it went away like magic! The hues of the bud are orange and purple... It’s really enjoyable to look at. It Taste like sour blackberries & very very lightly banana. It definitely has a delayed effect because your enjoying how good it smells and taste lol. And before you know it your kind of elevated. It relaxed me to the point where I just wanted to watch tv & lay back. This one of the best tasting strains I’ve had. Also I ended up eating some food after but the munchies aren’t super crazy... if your an indica lover try it! I Definitely would recommend again.

Last edited by losthem on 9/30/19 at 9:19 PM Pacific

  • Reviewed 9/25/19

Dread Bread (SHAKE)

2
Strength
S
Type
Sw
Flavor
F
Density

Its nice

Dread bread is cool I was smoking it with a friend of mine. She pretty much gets sleepy 4 out of 5 strains.... You can taste the hint of mango and fruits and also the light aroma of skunk. The buds are pretty nice too. The high is very chill but uplifting.. Its also a light social strain too if your looking to be in a more positive mood. Definitely recommend again.

Last edited by losthem on 9/25/19 at 11:31 AM Pacific

Vapor Lock #4 (SALE)

3
Strength
H
Type
So
Flavor
F
Density

Vapor Lock #4

I had Vapor lock #4 for the first time and let me tell you, It was amazing... Im a big fan of anything with Motorbreath in it as well as Thai (even tho it might not be the original). I tasted the hint of coconut and the berry in it as well. The buds are beautiful and you can smell the aroma as soon as the lock on the package open. The effects were amazing i felt very sedated and happy. Super Relaxed as I was watching netflix. Definitely can tell it was crafted With some care and precision!!!

Last edited by losthem on 9/25/19 at 4:46 PM Pacific

My Sticky Type

3
Strength
H
Type
Mn
Flavor
F
Density