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  • Reviewed 2/23/16

Northeast OG

Quietly Legendary

This seasonal offering is one that you should definitely try to get your hands on while it is available. A unique hybrid offered exclusively in DC by Abatin, this lovely bud is one to be remembered. Her smell is deliciously complex, with notes of strawberry, pineapple, lemon, lime , and gas. One whiff and you know you will be in for a ride.

Much like its namesake, NorthEast OG is not to be played with and is for serious patients. She will stand you up and sit you down. The taste upon inhale is delicious to the palate which makes it hard to take your time and go easy on your lungs. Beautiful for vaping as the beautiful bouquet of flavor notes make every pull taste better than the last. You immediately feel the effects of the high THC levels wrap around your face and sit behind your eyes before traveling down your body and locking you in a meditative trance. My only complaint is the lament that this is a seasonal offering available for limited time only. I hope I get a chance to try this strain again and again.

Taste: 5
Bulk: 4.8
Smell: 5
High: 5
Score: 4.9/5

Last edited by JayMills on 2/23/16 at 8:53 AM Pacific

Green Love Potion

Lovely Love Potion

She smelled of Hawaiian Punch and redwood forests and her buds were crisp and frosty. Her structure was a little petite for my liking and I would have liked to see her as a bigger denser bud. Perhaps she came from a small plant but she still broke down lovely. It did still take an entire gram to make a respectable joint but she was a tasty pull from beginning to end.

She did smell much better than she tasted, as the fruity aroma didn't make it to my palate. I was left with just the forest earthy taste, but the effects came on noticeably after a few pulls. This love potion starts in your head and wraps your body in a pillow. Very dreamy high that had me feeling like a hippie for world peace. Great bud for relaxing and releasing anxiety.

Taste: 3.9
Bulk: 4.1
High: 4.7
Score: 4.2/5

  • Reviewed 2/22/16

Simply The Best

It is my job to maintain an unbiased market analysis of the myriad of cultivars offered in DC dispensaries. I chose National Holistic Healing Center because they keep the widest selection of strains grown by all the cultivation centers in the district. The staff is friendly and very knowledgable about all of thei product selection. The menu is everchanging and diverse, which allows me to sample many seasonal varieties that are only offered for a limited time. I look forward to the emails I recieve about yoga classes, reiki sessions and great sales at my home dispensary. I highly reccomend them to all my friends and enjoy every visit.

Set the Sativa Bar

This strain sets the bar on what I yearn for in a sativa hybrid strain. I was first impressed by the high THC and presence of CBD in the lab results, and the lemon pineapple christmas tree zing that accompanied this impossibly frosted bud made this strain a favorite before I left the dispensary.

Her beauty makes it almost criminal to destroy her natural form. Perfectly cured with tons of trichomes to bless your kief collectors if you choose, or to coat your fingers with if you prefer to break down the old fashioned way. PineTrak is treat from beginning to end, and the taste is out of this world. Deliciously fruity complex dank makes each pull absolutely delectable. But you must be careful because this tasty lady packs a punch that will hit you hard if you don't take your time. A great good morning bud, with energy and creativity that is accompanied by a focus and drive to seize the day.

This one goes down as one of my favorite flavors of all time, and its exclusive offering in DC makes me extra happy to be a resident of the nation's capitol. This is a must try. 5 star quality.

Taste: 5
Bulk: 5
Smell: 5
High: 5
Score: 5/5

Last edited by JayMills on 2/21/16 at 6:58 PM Pacific

Meditative Medijuana

I hesitated for a while between 3 and 4 stars, but the recent mark down in price is what caused my review to bump up a star.

I was first intrigued by the aroma of funky bleu cheese that greeted me when I opened the canister. Hidden beneath that fungal funk was an earthy pine that seemed to promise me a calm retreat. She was very frosty, but her structure wasn't as dense as I would have liked. Perhaps the bud I got was a bottom dweller, but the representative I got wasn't as voluptuous as I like my girls to be.

The taste was earthy, and the exhale left an aftertaste of sage and vanilla. Very smooth and enjoyable, not harsh but present. An excellent choice for evening use, yet functional enough to start a day that requires patience, restraint and focus.

Taste: 4.2
Bulk: 3.5
Smell: 4
High: 4.4
Score: 4.0/5

Last edited by JayMills on 2/21/16 at 6:20 PM Pacific

Favorite Dispensaries

National Holistic Healing Center (NHHC)
1636 Connecticut Ave NW Washington,