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Iceman

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Jul 2018
Dispensary Reviews:
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Medicine Reviews:
13

Dispensary & Marijuana Reviews

  • Reviewed 8/17/18

Chemdawg

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Herbal Alternatives
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CHEMDAWG (Got that BITE!!)

I also when stopping by my favorite dispensary , the dispensary tech Freddie has always tried to Steer me towards this strain, my problem was I got it from a different dispensary in a pre roll and if I remember it was like 26% and I usually get hybrids but for a Sativa this strong at 29% this CHEMDAWG is on SALE for $11 gram are you kidding the BEST DEAL in town BY FAR!!!!! Better get some before SALE is gone!!!!!!!!

Last edited by Iceman on 8/16/18 at 11:27 PM Pacific

Royal Medic Tincture MCT Oil

Dispensary:
Herbal Alternatives

Royal Medic Tincture MCT Oil (Back on the JoB)!!!!!!

I noticed that drinking the other tinctures there was a burn in my stomach took care of many of my ailments but I dont' like alcohol and that is what a lot of these tintcures are made of but BAM!!!!!! Dr. Jen the owner had that under control and told me right away about the MCT Oil now all of the ailments I suffer from I can now thanks to Herbal Alternatives I can get the medication I need and my stomach feels great!!!!! GREAT JOB HERBAL ALTERNATIVES!

Last edited by Iceman on 8/16/18 at 11:40 PM Pacific

Strawberry Glue

Strawberry Glue (Glued UP!)

I stopped by my favorite dispensary and picked up a salad of smoke ,hybrids mostly , but one of the choices was the Strawberry Glue and this must have been a specially fresh batch because pow! I hit the one hitter and I was Glued to the TV , I was Glued to refrigerator , I was glued to everything, get down and get a little bit of the STICKY ICKY Strawberry GLue!!!!

  • Reviewed 8/4/18

Royal Medic Tincture 2x

Dispensary:
Herbal Alternatives

Royal Medics Tincture 2x (Medics Back in Action)(Herbal ALT.)

I just got back from a Family vacation in a Coast town unable to Enjoy and relieve myself of all the different symptoms I have. I was once again at my favorite place in D.C. Waiting for the door to open told Freddie(one of the feels like Medical trained to me) that I had been in need of some CBD and THC to ail some of the medical problems I have, I told him the LA Chocolate regular Tincture and I really enjoyed that. I am an old time Hash and Marijuana and even some Kief in my time and have been afraid to try these Tinctures when Freddie Recommended ROYAL MEDICS TINTURE 2X WOW!!!!!!! Talk about hitting a HOME RUN I felt like BRYCE HARPER at THE HOME RUN DERBY . Just a couple of drops I felt it coming on fast 15-20 Minutes later I felt NO PAIN , I have Chronic Back pain and sore everything else from Car Accident , I sometimes dont feel like eating, I cooked everything I could and I have such a hard time sleeping and the 5 minutes after lying on the bed I was out and slept almost 6 hours straight , that is like an eternity to me, Anyone out there needing high CBD levels and THC levels how can you go wrong the high THC are the same and this Strain has the same CBD levels and what a BARGAIN this is at $60 dollars. For all you smokers that need CBD you can not beat this bargain anywhere, trust me I didnt know what I have missing all these years not involved in this unbelievable Tincture, can not have hit a bigger HOME RUN this is day 2 of this Medication will be back for more.

  • Reviewed 7/19/18

Dispensary Review:

Herbal Alternatives

Herbal Alternatives (I thought I was at Ritz-Carlton)

When reciprocity came I hit up every Dispensary in D.C. When I showed up at Herbal Alternatives I was blown away. The second I came in the door I was greeted with a warm welcome like I should have been.While I was waiting with my cane I believe it was Joan who just brought me a chair without even asking.Then I went to Freddie one of the (He worked one of the registers but could not believe his knowledge of all the medications that I needed) he was obviously trained very well then I was sweating from the walk and Brandon(same as Freddie works register but unbelievably trained) he got me a glass of water without asking and I was watching and they were giving this kind of treatment to EVERYBODY! They have couches and it was so clean and very secure I thought I was in Concierge at hotel.Then Frankie came up and told me that if there was any medication that they did not have she would order for me immediately , I was overwhelmed by the UNBELIEVABLE treatment I was receiving. The owner Jen introduced herself to me which was the first time in a Dispensary that this has happened and I have always conversed with her every time I have gone in. If there is a D.C. Cannabis Rock Star it is definitely her, she acts like a doctor and your the patient and no matter what problem I have she leads me to the right medication. If you use your Sticky Guide correctly you will see this Dispensary has all the medications at the best price you can find and I tell you that I thought I was at the Ritz-Carlton was because I have worked in the Hospitality business for 30 years and there hospitality at Herbal Alternatives was even better than the hospitality we offered the guest at the Hotel. This Dispensary has all the right medications and the people with the proper knowledge to get them to you. Once you visit this Dispensary you will return again, and again I promise!!!!!

Dear IceMan,

Wow! Thank you so much for taking the time and effort to write this wonderful review. We really appreciate all the positive feedback and strive on making your experience as a patient better each day. Thank you for the kind words and come see us soon!

Stay Well!

Panama Gold Moonrock Pre-Roll

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Chocolate Love Potion Moonrock

Wow!! Somebody please show me a better feeling pre-roll . This has the TRIFECTA of Medications with 2 types of FLOWER and SHATTER, and HASH. Once you have tried this you will be a MOONROCK ADDICT , Its all I think about It relieves you of so many medical problems I have . Chronic Pain, Insomnia, Anxiety , loss of appetite, just about every medical problem I have and I have a lot. I promise after trying this from this dispensary you will return time after time for this which I consider the best pre-roll made and I have had just about all of them. Before they run out, run down and get a couple of these bad boys and you for sure will have permanent smile!

Last edited by Iceman on 7/19/18 at 7:32 AM Pacific

Panama Gold Moonrock Pre-Roll

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Chocolate Love Potion Moonrock

Wow!! Somebody please show me a better feeling pre-roll . This has the TRIFECTA of Medications with 2 types of FLOWER and SHATTER, and HASH. Once you have tried this you will be a MOONROCK ADDICT , Its all I think about It relieves you of so many medical problems I have . Chronic Pain, Insomnia, Anxiety , loss of appetite, just about every medical problem I have and I have a lot. I promise after trying this from this dispensary you will return time after time for this which I consider the best pre-roll made and I have had just about all of them. Before they run out, run down and get a couple of these bad boys and you for sure will have permanent smile!

Last edited by Iceman on 7/19/18 at 7:32 AM Pacific

Blue Cheese

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Herbal Alternatives
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Blue Cheese (What the heck just hit me!!!!!!)

If you like POWER HYBRIDS then this is the bud for you, I picked this up because the THC level was 31% and boy does it back up all 31% of it . Hit the one hitter and blam I was off to the races , cooking everything the house, kind of Ironic when I first tried this POWER FLOWER I actually had the biggest salad I ever had with Blue Cheese dressing, anyway this bud will blow you out of your seat, You will have immense relief from loss of appetite, anxiety, Insomnia and since I was so up there I really couldn't feel anything, I was numb that's how good I felt, WHEN you go by this dispensary take a look and I am positive you will buy.

Last edited by Iceman on 7/19/18 at 9:08 AM Pacific

Greenhead #5

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Greenhead #8

I almost always try to get Hybrid Flowers around 25-26% THC and I like the off green normally (LA Chocolate, Acapulco Gold, and some good old fashion Thai Stick which I havent seen for about 30 years, anyway this is one of the what I consider Power Green Buds and this has a really smooth smoke to it , I was once again it was suggested to try by Freddie and as usual I was not let down this is a really chill bud that has great aroma and a nice smack in the head. When you go to this dispensary take a look if you like the just bright green bud and that is a lot of people then this is one of the strains that will make you feel like everything is A ok. Pick up some before it disappears !!!!

Last edited by Iceman on 7/19/18 at 2:21 PM Pacific

Strawberry Glue

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Strawberry Glue

I made a trip down to Herbal Alternatives and just happen to end up with Freddie again and was discussing what medication I needed that day and my head was pounding me , I don't think they are Migrane headaches but they are bad, anyway he suggested this HYBRID which he is so knowledgeable about the medications and he suggested this and I like the brands between 24-26% THC so this was right up my alley when I got home immediately hit the one hitter , felt a little better , hit it one more time and bam headache gone, it is amazing how every time I go in to this dispensary they always steer me to the right medication, it like they all have PH"D s in Cannabis, thanks Herbal Alternatives for saving me again!!!!! Oh by the way the sweet strawberry flavor with the gorilla glue added to it makes for one of the better tasting flowers!!!!!

Last edited by Iceman on 7/19/18 at 2:35 PM Pacific

Royal Medic Liquid Shatter

Dispensary:
Herbal Alternatives
3
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Royal Medic Liquid Shatter (To The Rescue!!!)

Once again when going to Herbal Alternatives I had a lot on my mind and though I do pick up flower that has CBD but the flower does not have that high of a CBD%. I was talking to the resident doctor (oh excuse me I mean the owner Jen) and she is such a caring owner that i can talk to her like a doctor. Told her that the doctors want me to be on higher CBD level and she led me to this , UNREAL , I have tried the Royal Medic flower but this had like 38% CBD and 55% THC so i got a nice kick with the MEDICINE that could actually be SAVING MY LIFE. Took ALL symptoms of PAIN out of my mind, I felt unbelievable . Once again it was Herbal Alternatives that not only took the pain out of my entire evening but I believe this MEDICATION is SAVING MY LIFE. Can't say it enough THANK YOU!!!!

Last edited by Iceman on 7/19/18 at 3:17 PM Pacific

Dragon Balm

Dispensary:
Herbal Alternatives
3
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Dragon Balm (shooting POWER flames)

You may have seen a lot of reviews from me lately , I have picked these items up the last couple of months since reciprocity and just figured out how to leave reviews! Once again I was talking to owner Jen and was explaining the chronic pain I have in my back, and she was telling me to try this Dragon Balm and reluctantly I did but you know the old saying(might not be) listen to the doctor. I applied a dab on to my back where the s-joint is anyone with serious chronic back pain knows what I am talking about , my back just started throbbing so I put some on and in a few minutes I started feeling this great burning in my back not to bad but it was burning and relieving the pain at the same time ,I was SHOCKED that a little dab for serious pain lasted for a decent amount of time I was without pain because the burning distracted my brain from the pain which is where all pain starts from if you suffer from throbbing pain , sore necks, pulled muscles this is the medicine to grab and only $25 for serious quick relief from throbbing pain give it a try I was very glad I did and I always carry a Dragon Balm with me that is how much I would depend on it when it is throbbing bad, another Great job Herbal Alternatives!

Last edited by Iceman on 7/19/18 at 4:23 PM Pacific

LA Chocolat

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Herbal Alternatives
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L.A. Chocolat #9

This Dispensary STILL has what I would consider one of the best for me new strains of FLOWER on SALE if you don't act quick you will be sorry for $13 dollars a gram and a THC of almost 26% WOW!!!!! BAM!!!!!!! I feel like I am watching old Batman program this Strain when I use it and Have tried the flower, the tincture, and in one Herbal Alternative best products the MOONROCK CHOCOLAT LOVE POTION PRE-ROLL. Anything with this L.A. Chocolat Strain takes my chronic pain away , I need medication normally just to sleep not with this STRAIN it's nothing but LA LA LAND! You feel like Superman , honestly I am old time smoker and this is the best strain and it is on SALE don't sleep get down there and get it!

  • Reviewed 7/18/18

L.A. Chocolat Tincture

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Herbal Alternatives
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L.A. Chocolat Tincture

I was very reluctant to try any edible due to certain products not working that well. But I am an old timer and I am very reluctant to something I can't smoke but just a couple of drops on the tongue and BAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I was feeling as great as i have felt in a while definitely more potent than just smoking and you don't have to go all the trouble if you have not tried this, LETS DO THIS and try it and if you need any help at all the staff is so knowledgeable and helpful they would be happy to help and they have a L.A Chocolat X2 I feel like a little kid going into ARCADE . sounds good don't it

  • Reviewed 7/17/18

Dispensary Review:

Herbal Alternatives

Herbal Alternatives

If you have not tried this Dispensary you don't know what you are missing, they have the best product , the lowest prices and the most knowledgeable staff I have ever seen. Its set up with these comfortable couches with a library on THC and CBD and everything you need to know about it they are open every day and you can order online they offer everything you need from a dispensary!!!!!