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Green Eggs and Dank

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Member since:
Jan 2019
Dispensary Reviews:
2
Medicine Reviews:
4

Dispensary & Marijuana Reviews

  • Reviewed 1/17/19

Dispensary Review:

Abatin Wellness Center

Nice Set up

Visited here just before new years eve. Very solid dispensary. I have tried a lot of different meds from a lot of places and this one is pretty solid in my book. I especially liked the Kush; that stuff is so sweet and made me feel super happy. I don't normally but I also got a few medibles, since they were having a special were I could get some for free. Really good stuff, had a hard time choosing from their huge selection but the guy let me mix and match to get the deal. I tried some of the coffee with a peanut butter cookie bar, been a long time since I actually "felt" anything from eating my medicine, loved it. All there stuff really delivered, I have to say that I have definitely found my new spot in Sac Town from now on. I will definitely come back.

  • Reviewed 1/17/19

Dispensary Review:

Herbal Alternatives

5 Star Dispensary

5 Star dispensary from top to bottom. I’m talking from the budtenders to the bud. If I had to compare Herbal Alternatives to a beverage it would be Champagne. I’ve visited multiple dispensaries throughout the United States and I have yet to visit one that has it all – until now.

I had no idea what to expect from a DC dispensary. I asked my friend what was the best dispensary in DC and without hesitation she said Herbal Alternatives. When I stepped off the elevator, the experience began. The staff greeted me immediately, thanked me for coming and I was seated in the waiting area. The waiting area had very comfortable modern couches and the background music was very serene. I was really impressed with the décor and felt like I was in the lobby of the W. At one point I even thought they were going to bring out cucumber water and a mint towel. One of the employee’s (I believe the name was Joan) came and sat next to me on the couch. She introduced herself, thanked me for coming and began to tell me about the dispensary. She was very pleasant and I wish I had more time to speak with her. I told her some of my aliments and she guided me in the direction of strains I should try.

She then ushered me to the budtender (I believe the name was Frankie) so I could select my bud. Frankie was awesome; he was like a marijuana encyclopedia. I have yet to meet someone who has been able to break down the different types of marijuana strains like he was able to. Frankie then brought some of the freshest, dense and attractive bud I have seen in sometime. I almost drooled on the display case. He was very patient in dealing with my indecisiveness. I was shocked with how affordable the prices were so I decided to splurge and try multiple strains. I decided to go with two of the sale strains (Loudmouth and Blueberry Haze) and two other strains (Mimosa and LA Wookie). They were all INCREDIBLE! I highly recommend the Mimosa.

All in all I LOVE this dispensary. The entire experience was amazing. My only regret was that I wont be able to extend my trip so I can go back. Herbal Alternatives is a must visit for any marijuana connoisseur or anyone looking for a top shelf dispensary. I think everyone should experience this dispensary once. They definitely give you the white glove experience. Well done Herbal Alternatives, I look forward to seeing you guys the next time I am back in DC.

Hi Green Eggs and Dank,

Thank you from the entire staff of Herbal Alternatives. A wonderful review from a wonderful patient.

Safe travels and stay well!

Mimosa

Dispensary:
Herbal Alternatives

Mimosa's aren't just for brunch

Green and purple buds that had orange hairs and were rock hard. Tons of fine white sandy trichomes covered the buds giving it a snow covered look. Scent & flavor was a sweet fruity berry to me. Best thing about this strain was it's curb appeal, big thumbs up! The high made me happy, energized and uplifted. This Sativa (like most all) is best used before the sun goes down. My new favorite in DC!!

Last edited by Green Eggs and Dank on 1/17/19 at 1:59 AM Pacific

Loudmouth

Dispensary:
Herbal Alternatives
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Upbeat

Nice earthy flavor that gave me the giggles. I seriously could not stop talking after about a gram of this strain. I made it through 2 episodes of Law and Order on this stuff after a long day. The best way I can describe this strain is calm and smiley. Thumbs up!

Last edited by Green Eggs and Dank on 1/17/19 at 2:15 AM Pacific

Blueberry Haze - Smalls

Dispensary:
Herbal Alternatives

Big nugs and color

Interesting strain. Very heady high with a lot of hints of blueberry. I found myself spacing out a bit and giggling - which was great! Made for some interesting conversations at dinner. This really had my mind going. Solid strain that is great for relaxing and falling asleep.

Last edited by Green Eggs and Dank on 1/17/19 at 2:26 AM Pacific

LA Wookie- SMALL BUDS

Dispensary:
Herbal Alternatives

Great effects

Impressive indica dominate strain. Great for sleep and anxiety without being too heavy on the body high. Also for anxiety while still needing to function, somewhat lol. It’s rare to find a good indica that does its job with body buzz but doesn’t cloud or fog your head. This can be used in public during day if done with one toke on vape. Thumbs up.

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