User Profile

El_Pito

Location:
Washington, DC
Occupation:
"I'm a joker. I'm a smoker. I'm a midnight toker."
Gender:
Female
Birthday:
March 2 ,1983
Hometown:
Jamaica, Queens, NY
I can't live without:
Water, bud, shea butter.
I'm an expert at:
Making delicious things.
I go weak in the knees for:
Miyazaki themed smoke sessions.
My most prized possession is:
My Farberware skillet.
Lately I've been recommending:
Backwoods and almond croissants to all who will listen.
I really need to cut back on:
Puffing on those American Spirits, man.
Me described in one word:
Unwaning
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Member since:
Aug 2015
Dispensary Reviews:
1
Medicine Reviews:
3
Followers:
6

Dispensary & Marijuana Reviews

  • Reviewed 10/22/15

Sugar In My Bowl

Giddy all around

This is probably one of my favorite strains at MWC. I was super functional albeit giggling while i was hi, but this was awesome for my anxiety. I smoked this to offset an attack and it totally changed my mood. Also...this is named after a Nina Simone song. You should all know that.

Water Pipe

Get a water puff. It's awesome.

I attached this to a TJs bottle of water and boom, instant bong! Smooth hit and super easy to take with you on picnics or holiday parties! This thing is under $20 and totally worth it. Poncho and Elaine at MWC recommended it and I am totally grateful. I also didn't realize you can consume way less bud using a pipe. I've always beena jay girl.

Last edited by El_Pito on 10/22/15 at 6:57 AM Pacific

  • Reviewed 8/31/15

Marion Barry

Magical Potion

This shit is fantastic! I couldn't smoke due to an upper respiratory issue, so I was convinced by one of the awesome specialists to get a bottle. I also had a jacked up back and bruised ribs, and this stuff really helped with the pain and was also super relaxing. I like consuming this in a fizzy beverage as opposed to the under the tongue method. The effects were more intense and lasted longer. I caught some major giggles, and it was kind of a libido booster as well(weird). I will be purchasing allll the bottles next time it is in stock. Oh, please listen to these folks when they suggest dosage.

  • Reviewed 8/10/15

Dispensary Review:

Metropolitan Wellness Center

Your friendly neighborhood MMJ Dispensary

Everyone is super nice at MWC. Not just regular customer service nice, but just plain cool. Everyone is super knowledgeable, and they remember your face which always feels great. I have mostly worked with JP, who is super knowledgeable and super duper sweet! :) My fave strains so far have been Ed Rosenthal and Blue Dream. I am happy I chose this dispensary. They were super helpful as I went through the application process, and I called with lots of annoying questions. The recording listing the strains every day is super helpful, and they are great at keeping it up to date as their inventory changes. The entire staff is also super aware of what is going on with the MMJ movement in the district, and have been a great resource.

I am terrible at reviewing places and things, but I wanted to give MWC their props because they are definitely due!

My Sticky Type

3
Strength
I+S
Type
So
Flavor

Favorite Dispensaries

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Metropolitan Wellness Center
409 8th St. SE Washington,