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Dispensary & Marijuana Reviews

  • Reviewed 10/10/23
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Potent - Flavorful - Rolled RIGHT

Alot of pre-rolls in the market can be a little lack-luster, missing on flavor and on effects in a bit. Molecular Farms is doing it RIGHT in these pre-rolls by giving you fresh ground flower and a roll that isn't too tight or won't pull. Classic trainwreck is always a delight with the slight lemony tangy sweetness it carries and the hazy euphoric energy that it imparts! If you never had a chance to try, and not feeling the gram, why not try out the pre-roll?

Last edited by duh_itsthatguy on 10/10/23 at 8:06 AM Pacific

Tincture: Royal Medic Ultra Strength (MCT Oil)

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The great equalizer

I've always been a fan of the strain Royal Medic as an emotional regulator, an axiety management tool, and to also take care of my body when my carpal tunnel acts up. This ULTRA strength tincture is the perfect tool for a solid macro dose of THC and CBD in equal parts, which is what I need with the tolerance I have. .25ml will contain about 25mg of CBD and THC. The perfect dose to keep that regulation and comfort in body and mind for a few hours! Do keep in mind, even with the equal parts of CBD and THC, this is still a sativa strain! It will energize and keep you on the level rather than bog you down or make you groggy!

  • Reviewed 10/3/23

Tincture: Fuel Biscuits Ultra Strength (MCT Oil)

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Pure bliss in a bottle

GET THIS. GET THIS GET THIS GET THIS.

My word, I already love Fuel Biscuits as a flower strain. Dense buds, smooth and slightly gasy sweet notes. All transferred properly to this MCT oil based tincture! Flavor actually really surprised me. Effects had me THROWN. A steady and cozy high that elevates slowly and creeps up on ya if you let it. Body - mellowed out and relaxed, mind - destressed and comforted. This is a product that lingers a good while too! Ill take a .5ml dose and effects will last all morning! An excellent solution for those looking to medicate with a higher dose and less product. Or if you're looking for a crazy fun high!

Last edited by duh_itsthatguy on 10/3/23 at 7:41 AM Pacific

  • Reviewed 9/23/23
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Perfect snack for any time!

Alt-Sol's done it again with a new knee slapper of a strain. Snack Pak is absolutely one of their best recent grows with beautifully frosted nugs, deep sweet and kushy notes, and a smooth smoke that will keep you wanting an other toke. Had me feeling absolutely BLITZED off a few bong rips and a jay had me just as baked. Giggly, slight euphoria, no stress in the world, and straight up tasting like tropical hi-chews!!! Want a solid tasty smoke and you want sticky icky buds? Snack Pak!!!

Last edited by duh_itsthatguy on 9/23/23 at 7:57 AM Pacific

Tincture: Panama Red Ultra Strength (MCT OIL)

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Strong dose - cost effective - and still true to the strain!

I've loved using Alt-Sol's tinctures as a clean and percise way to dose cannabis. Never any icky lungs, no cough, no grogginess. At least for me! The new 1500mg line of tinctures from them are an absolute CHOICE move to make. .5ml is 50mg!!! YOU GET 15ml in the entire bottle!!! NO BRAINER a cost effective buy. Effects for the Panama strain had me chatty - energetic - slight euphoria - and best part was the lack of a heavy crash, even with the higher dose of .75ml or even 1 full ml!! Looking for a strong edible like way to get your high? This is for sure your best bet!

  • Reviewed 9/11/23
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Holy crud this is dank weed

I've already been impressed by Abatain's, now Molecular Farm's, take on Trainwreck. Sweet, pungent, high in terpinolene, and has you feeling zippy, focused, and an amazing mellow towards the end of the high. BUT LISTEN: This batch right now is absolutely INSANE on flavor and smell. Opening that bag just had the smell assault my nostrils and every toke was insanely flavorful. Effects had me feeling a little more hazy and euphoric during the smoke than before. But that mellow comedown is a bit more of a dazed stoney sensation now. Not mad at that change at all!

Please do yourself a favor and give this beautiful sativa a try!

  • Reviewed 9/4/23

Oil Cartridge: Double Dream (1g)

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Sweet dreams!

This has to be the smoothest, best hitting, and best tasting District Cannabis cart i've had so far! An awesome cross of Blue Dream and Star Dream really show the best of both. Effects have me immediately feeling anxiety relief and and have life just feel DREAMY. Heavy euphoria and such a pleasant cozy high! Slight sweetness on the toke and extremely smooth. Please give it a go if you need a lil escape into the dream world!

  • Reviewed 8/15/23

Oil Cartridge: Apples & Bananas (1g) (SALE)

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Bright green apple with a slight banana hint

District Cannabis is trying out some new terpene blends for their distillate carts. To me - this apples and bananas is an absolute winner! Oil looking clean and a slightly amber gold. Even on the low temp I got massive first hits and that keeps on going with the hits after. Effects granted a very elevated elation that has you giggly, anxiety free, and ready to chill HEAVY. Great any time cart!!

  • Reviewed 8/14/23
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Regulation and medication!

Abatin is really trying to razzle dazzle with these new small batches they've been putting out recently. Pixie Crush was a little bit of an earlier release and it still kicks butt!! With Pixie Crush you can expect an emotional and stress regulation that isn't too numbing, a euphoria that would crush any anxiety one would be feeling, and a buzz that has you feeling fantastic! The buds themselves have been dense, coated generously in trichomes, and a beautiful bright green that looks appetizing every time.

Looking for a great sativa to try? Pixie Crush is the move!

  • Reviewed 8/8/23

A perfect storm's a brewin'

Abatin is taking over with these quality products and consistency across the board! These new wave of distillate carts so far are no joke. Right off the rip, Tropical Storm is a fruity - sweet - sour experience that is a solid flavor and brings very immediate effects. After being impressed by the flavor, a heavy hazy and stony high hit my brow and had me feeling giggly and hyper focused on what was going on in front of me. High, stuck, and euphoric as all get out! Looking for a fun cart to hit on your day out? Tropic Storm is a solid bet!

  • Reviewed 8/6/23
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Papaya Time!

Pockets of deep green and orange shine through. Trichomes entirely coating these buds thick and making them solidly sticky. Beautiful pungent smell of mild papaya freshness - kushy sweetness - and a fruity funk towards the end.

Been on a flower vape kick recently and this one in a mighty+ absolutely smacks in the BEST ways. You get that solid PUNCH of a high off the first few rips that hit you in the dome and mellow out your body. Second hit had me feeling giggly and melting right into my seat! High was heavy and lasted a good while keeping me elevated. Get some of this now!

  • Reviewed 8/5/23
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Never had a Grapple sooo tasty!

Seems like Abatin is up to some cool stuff going on with these new strains they've been putting out. Their Grapples is a beautiful addition to their line! Deep purple and light greens through the buds with lil pockets of orange. Totally covered in trichomes and scented strong with warm cozy spices and a slight stone fruity sweetness.

Effects are absolutely body heavy. Felt all my morning grogginess and aches melt away in seconds while getting a comforting mind hug! No loss of energy and no loss in productivity. Also was a major help with my morning anxiety, kept me calm and mellow through out my routine. A great choice for those looking for pain relief and something to help destress with.

  • Reviewed 7/31/23

DRY SIFT: Walkin' Blues

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GAS.

PHEWWWWW I never really thought Id get a blend of these two strains, but Alt-Sol likes to pull some surprises! This blend absolutely gives the BEST of both worlds. Euphoria and anxiety management are two of the strongest traits. You get put in an instant state of bliss with a heavy and long lasting cozy high. Texture was a perfect slightly wet sand like consistency. Perfect for placing on top a bowl and not sticking to everything it touches. The melt was clean, and on the rip you taste that deep funky sweetness from the black n blue with that kushy dogwalker funk. Better get some while its around!!!

  • Reviewed 7/28/23

Gelato with a lil more euphoria

Always a fan of gelato - BUT Lemon Cherry Gelato is a whooole other beast. Usually a little bit more energy and body feel to it compared to regular gelato. This cart is a very beautiful expression of just that! Oil in the cart is a clean bright golden hue. Effects gave me that instant euphoria kick, release in body tension and some mental anxiety mellow. Got me so comfortable but not down for the count! Would love to hit this while on a solid nature walk or at the zoo.

  • Reviewed 7/24/23

ROSIN: Tiger Rose (SALE)

Whipped to flavorful perfection

Alt-Sol does a pretty solid job getting their flower extracted into flower rosin. Their recent batch of Tiger Rose rosin is so tasty and easy to work with. It was whipped to the point where every piece you take is a fluffy tasty nug of dab. The instant you inhale you get hit with a very bright citrus profile and a slightly kushy sweet finish. Perks you up a little mentally but gets your body loose and feeling great! A great dab for any time during the day.

Last edited by duh_itsthatguy on 7/24/23 at 8:32 AM Pacific

LIVE ROSIN: Gelato Reserve

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The gelato i've been missing!!!

Abatin is really doing it's best to make sure to put out quality products. Their new strains they put out recently are absolutely something to try. Their Gelato Reserve live rosin is absolutely something to get! A light creamy butter color with a very smooth texture. Melts super clean for a dab and one of the BEST gelato flavor profiles i've had in a long time. Effects on the first dab had me feeling a little mellow in the shoulders and a lil giggly as well. Second dab had me sinking into my chair and ready to veg out with some good music or some cartoons.

Can't wait to see if abatin makes their pixie crush or mac into a rosin, probably going to be on the same level!!

  • Reviewed 7/9/23

Don't trip - it hits!

Sour LSD was my first tincture that I've had at TWC and I haven't seen it back in some time. Now Alt-Sol's fixing up some dang tasty carts! Hit a lil sour at the finish - slightly sweet and kushy. Immediately felt a relief in my mind and a uplift in my mood. The cbd really helped mellow my carpal-tunnel and also mellowed my lower back pains too! A perfect strain for those with body aches and looking to feel better from em - mind and body!

  • Reviewed 6/27/23

SUPER MUNCH

It's been while since i've seen the alt-sol battery cart bundles, and they just recently put out some new carts to try as well as some favorites. I decided to try out the blue cheese for something nice and heavy to have whenever the mood strikes. This strain absolutely did it up right! Heaviness on the dome and relaxation in body. What surprised me the most was the HEAVY munchies that followed! I smoked this right before I went out for dinner with a friend and we both wanted to eat the whole menu.
These battery cart bundles also come with a cool new styled battery. Worth checking out if you want a vape kit ready to go!

  • Reviewed 6/4/23
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PHEWWWW to space I go

Space Force One - a force to be reckoned with. One of Abatin's best grows! Super kushy and sweet on the nose and taste. Dense coated nugs with nice shape and very easily workable in a grinder for a good fluffy consistency. Effects wise - this one gets you in a VIBE. Mellow, no physical or mental stress, and munchy as all heck! Perfect for a pre-dinner smoke if you got KBBQ coming up or if you just want to be at home and get that edge from the day off your back!

Last edited by duh_itsthatguy on 6/4/23 at 9:43 AM Pacific

Jungle Cake (SMALLS)(SALE)

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Quality cake

Jungle Cake by Alt-sol is yet an other knock out addition to their line. Buds regularly looked and smelled phenomenal, these smalls are basically the same exact quality on a shmedium size. Like most alt-sol smalls, they really aren't even that small! Nose is still entirely there with a creamy cakey sweet note and slight kushy funk. Smooth as all get out on the toke and the effects hit your dome right quick. Heaviness on brow and relaxation shoulders down. If you're a fan of gelato cake, gelatti mints, or anything cake oriented for that matter...JUNGLE CAKE is the way.

  • Reviewed 5/27/23

Pine-Shine-Dine? idk but this cart slaps.

Big fan of Alt-Sol's pineapple strain, the cart hits VERY similar! Smooth and heavy on the hits, feel it very immediately in my body and slowly creeps on the mind. All physical stress melts away and just a hair of the munchies. Mentally I feel able to pay attention to shows/video games/ music at first. After some time, felt HEAVY relaxation and couch lock. Didn't want to do anything or stress anything. Perfect after work mellow outer. Also great for after a heavy workout or bike ride when you wanna unwind!

Last edited by duh_itsthatguy on 5/27/23 at 11:50 AM Pacific

  • Reviewed 5/22/23

Literally - dogwalker in a cart

A beautifully done extraction going on in Alt-Sol's carts! Solid Amber oil that vapes smooth and flavorful with potent effects. It's always a surprise when carts have their oil taste and smell JUST like the flower - Alt Sol is able to get that for you! This dogwalker cart tastes exactly like I stuck my nose into a big ol bag of the buds. Effects relax and destress me entirely while still keeping my body and mind lucid and sharp. A nice lil something for when you're playing some video games or just want to unwind on a good stroll.

  • Reviewed 5/17/23

Dogwalker OG (SHAKE)

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Back at it again with the BIG DOG

It's been a good bit with the dogwalker. Been caught up with a few other smokes recently. Gotta say, glad I had a chance to smoke this batch while it's around!
Super herbal and skunky notes, very smooth on the toke and exhale, and looking decent this time around with dark and mid green notes and a bit of a fluffiness and stickiness to the buds!
Effects had me mellow in body but still maintaining energy for tasks/activities. Mentally - didn't skip a beat on energy and pep. Also just knocked out ALL of my physical and mental stress.

Do yourself a favor and get an 8th as a solid day time smoke!

  • Reviewed 5/9/23

King's Juice (SHAKE)

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Need my cup topped off!

King's Juice by alt-sol is actually some of the most pleasantly pungent and funky bud i've had in a WHILE. Absolutely impressed by this batch. Colors on it be green and slightly purple with a few different hues as you break down these nugs. Bright, skunky, slightly smelling like over-ripe fruit. Every toke - be it by bong or by paper - was an absolute pleasure! Flavor was insane on this since I picked it up to finishing my 14g bag (boveda did help!) and honestly kept a very consistent and mellow high. Slight burst of energy, a bit of a euphoria, and nothing but a good body vibe with every puff you take!!! Don't sleep on this one now, it's fit for a king for a reason!

Last edited by duh_itsthatguy on 5/9/23 at 12:33 PM Pacific

  • Reviewed 4/26/23

Tincture: Hokkaido Double Strength (Alcohol) (SALE)

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Gym time tincs experiment - PT 2

Been doing a little science experiment on how tinctures will help me during and after my workouts at the gym. Also a lil high dosing experiment with these strains. Hokkaido was and is an INTERESTING time. High really crept up slowly on me and was extremely euphoric and heady. Body wise - I was still entirely aware of the effort and energy my body was expending. Mentally - I DIDN'T CARE. My mood was so positive and upbeat, I kept a great consistency in my workout, and didn't miss a step! Towards the end of the workout my mind was jello and my body was a little sore, but comfortable! That coziness and mental positivity stuck around too.

BIG FAN of the Hokkaido as a smoke. Now - I see the light in tincture form too

  • Reviewed 4/18/23

Takoma Thai (SMALLS)(SALE)

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The sativa I've been needing!

Takoma Thai - yet an other great addition to the Takoma line that's been coming out. These buds have a night bright funk with a bit of a citrus and spice to it. Buds have a solid amber tone over the light and medium green hues. A little bit of trim on these buds but honestly doesn't take away from smoothness or flavor at all. Extremely euphoric and giggly with this toke! After the first few puffs I get a positivity boost and a nice light haze over my eyes that has me feel no care in the world. Absolutely a great morning smoke or after/during intense activity to keep the positivity up.

  • Reviewed 4/16/23

Tincture: Black & Blue (Double Strength) (Alcohol)

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I missed you black n blue!

Absolutely loved the flower that Alternative Solutions was able to put out a little while ago. Black n Blue had some of my favorite characteristics in a heady and euphoric high. Took some of the best of black russian and aussie blues! This tincture is literally a throw back to the effects I got when I first smoked a bowl. Taste wise it was smooth and still a little sweet too. Perfect tincture to dose with to mellow and unwind for the evening without an overwhelming amount of body relaxation or sedation!

  • Reviewed 4/11/23

Mellowz #8 (CRISPY) (SALE)

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That BAG APPEAL

Man oh man. First thing to say with the mellowz #8 - THE ABSOLUTELY GORGEOUS BUDS. Dense with a range of purple hues and slight green and orange pops. Trichomes a deep amber and fully coating these buds. The second I opened my bag I was SHOCKED by the beauty of this strain. The nose on it is nothing to ignore either! Slightly fruity skunky notes with a nice smoothness too. Grinds fine and that purple shines on through even more!
With the smoke, extremely smooth and very similar to spritzer with a bit more body too it. Light euphoria, good mood regulation, and a VERY cozy body mellow.

  • Reviewed 4/4/23

Takoma OG (SHAKE) (SALE)

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The hits keep on comin'

This OG is nothing to be slept on. Want to feel a nice cozy and comforting high that has you euphoric and mellowed to the max? Takoma OG is the move. Dense buds with a lil bit of some leaf on there, but buds looking absolutely gorgeous none the less!. Deep green with a warm slightly spiced profile going on. One of the SMOOTHEST smokes i've enjoyed recently. Wanting to have a roll or a bowl that you can keep on going with and get sent to cloud 9? Takoma's got the OG for you.

Last edited by duh_itsthatguy on 4/4/23 at 8:23 AM Pacific

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Zen to the max

In need of a smooth and comforting toke that has a savory spice kick? Need your body and mind to relax to a very comforting mellow? Hindu Kush is the way.
Generally this strain from alt-sol has treated me so perfectly as a de-stressor and as a body relaxant. Great for getting rid of the edge from the day or if you feel your anxiety taking over and need a lil reset. Buds with a bit of a spring to it with fat leaves and dense nugs. Slight orange mixed in with hues of green and a beautiful trichome coat.

Last edited by duh_itsthatguy on 4/4/23 at 10:37 AM Pacific

TRIM: Takoma Kush (SALE)

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Big things coming from Takoma

Beautifully trimmed buds, bright and deep greens with a lovely trichome coat. A bright and slightly peppery scent with a bit of a citrus hit. All these things describe the new TAKOMA KUSH
A fantastic strain to smoke when you want a solid sesh with physical relaxation, slight attention boost, and a cozy headiness that keeps you in the best mood.

  • Reviewed 3/28/23

Fuel Biscuits

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right and properly ZOOTED

Everyone at TWC always talks up the fuel, and plenty of people keep it in their rotation when in stock. I see why, and i've seen the light. FUEL IS KING. Savory, skunky, funky, and smooth as all heck on the toke. Effects grant me a very heady buzzy head high with a mellow in my body that has me relaxing a good bit but still has me ready to kick it and vibe out. Looking for a sure fire strain to get you good and HIGH? My guy, Fuel is it.

  • Reviewed 3/27/23

Pineapple

Smooth as a tropical breeze

PINEAPPLE - my favorite fruit. Also a favorite strain! Comes in many different varietals that i've had the chance to try. Usually the pure "Pineapple" strains are the best. This grow by alt-sol shows that to be FACT. Semi sweet on the lips with a big hit of sour and pine. Slight citrus and skunky-hoppiness to it. Effects grants such a cozy mental calmness but no loss in energy. Body was relaxed but ready to get into some shenanigans. Absolutely a bit of a giggly/funny vibe with it too. Great hybrid smoke for those wanting a fun/body relaxing/mentally on the level type of high.

  • Reviewed 3/21/23

FROZEN in place

An other one of these new abatin carts that are not playing around. Jack Frost is going to get you good and stuck in the couch for sure. To me it was a slight creeping high on the first hit. As it settles in, a nice stuck sensation had me as a space case who couldn't leave my seat! Not hazy, but a reaaaal good slow down mentally and physically. No aches or physical stresses persist after that stuck sensation really kicked in. Need a cart to help you unwind and forget your worries? Jack Frost is your bet!

  • Reviewed 3/20/23

Surprisingly more medication than a high!

I've been a huge fan of these new Abatin carts and was VERY excited to see Pincher's coming on the line. The cart has a beautiful golden hue to it and hits very smooth. No coughing or itchiness with it whatsoever. Effects had me feeling RIGHT. I was positive, mentally relaxed and steady, uplifted to the right spot! I was very surprised, this seems like the perfect cart for the days where my depression or anxiety is trying to kick me down. Absolutely a great cart for those struggling with the same issues!

  • Reviewed 3/15/23

Oil Cartridge: Bright Idea (0.5g)

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Clean energy with a minty twist!

Been going through the DC line of carts that they have, just to go ahead and break the norm on my cart rotation. The Bright Idea is absolutely a unique and interesting experience! The taste was clearly smooth and minty, very refreshing and mellow on the chest. Effect wise grants a good lil energy pep and a slight buzz behind the eyes. No mental race, no physical jitters, and no crash!!! If you're looking for a solid sativa cart to give a go, Bright Idea might just be the BEST idea.

  • Reviewed 3/14/23

PreRoll: 6-Pack Lemon Vuitton #3 (SALE)

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Easily access-able lemons? Yes pls

Always love a good smooth jay to start the day or to enjoy after the stresses of the day. District Cannabis rolls a solid one! Especially with their Lemon Vuitton #3. Smooth on the toke, a hair of slight energy with a good lemony tang to it on the flavor. Perfect pick me up or de-stressor for any time during the day. Need a quick toke and don't want any muss or fuss? Pick up a DC 6pk!

  • Reviewed 3/13/23

Beautiful relief with a hint of aroma therapy!

Decided to use the salve to try and help out some stress headaches i've been dealing with recently. Applying a dab to your temples and a dab under your jawline absolutely did the trick for me! The slight soothing combo of the lavender and eucalyptus granted a very soothing calm while the combo of CBD:THC helped to reduce any aches from the headaches id get! I also pop a little on my arms when I get a carpal tunnel flare up, and it mellows out real nicely!

Great product to try out, especially for relaxation!

  • Reviewed 3/5/23

Blackberry Moonshine (SMALLS) (SALE)

Gotta love that shine

Blackberry moonshine was a very pleasant surprise in effects! Been on a bit of a sativa kick myself, and this is the complete opposite of what i've been doing as of late. Heavy relaxer in body and mind, smooth and sweet smoking experience, and the buds themselves were looking mighty pretty/kiefy!! Been very impressed by these most recent batches coming from District Cannabis and only hope it keeps on the up and up!!

  • Reviewed 2/28/23

Layer Cake (SALE)

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The SUPERIOR CAKE

District Cannabis finally did it bro. They finally make a batch of layer cake!!!! Come get your slice!

I haven't seen this strain since pre-covid anywhere. Heavier hitting, smoother, and better tasting compared to gelato cake entirely. Coming out with this first batch at 34% was an absolute treat too. These buds are gorgeous, fluffy, not too dry at all and break down to a perfect fluffiness for your bowl or jay.

Effects had me feeling my brain go numb, my worries evaporate, and my physical stress disappear. Giggly, care free, and muchy as all heck. Best strap yourself in, its nothing but a good time!

Last edited by duh_itsthatguy on 2/28/23 at 8:16 AM Pacific

  • Reviewed 2/20/23

DRY SIFT: Fog Jam (SALE)

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Clear that fog and get jammin'

Alt-Sol's dry sifts set the standard!! The texture, the smell, the burn, all of it coming through beautifully on this batch of Fog Jam dry sift. Perfect powdery texture that melts clean on top of your bowl or adds a solid kick to your roll. Added a bit extra haziness and heaviness to my bowls with a slight kick of sweetness very similar to the buds. Need a lil topper for your smoke? Give this a try and you will not be disappointed.

Last edited by duh_itsthatguy on 2/20/23 at 9:45 AM Pacific

No blues in sight

Aussie Blues on its own is extremely similar to blue dream to me. Euphoric, slight energy and focus in the mind with body mellow and ease. Alt-Sol translates that fairly well into their carts! Tastes slightly sweet and gives me immediate effects when needed. My only gripe is I can crush this 1g so fast! But maybe that just shows how good this cart is? Pick one up and find out for yourself!

  • Reviewed 2/15/23

A beautifully cozy high with a refreshing flavor!

I'm not too big on general candy stuff, never had too crazy of a sweet tooth. These lemon-ginger lozenges are a perfect fit for those with similar taste! Not even too sweet - plenty of lemon bite with that ginger spice going on per every square. 50mg is such a solid dose to feel relief, relaxation, and a good heady high that lingers for a good bit of time. With the flavor profile too, I can imagine if you have a sore throat or feeling a little sick, this ginger lemon combo can soothe and comfort. Give it a go next time you want something new!

  • Reviewed 2/14/23

Black Russian(SMALLS)

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Heaviness and bliss in a bowl

Black Russian has been a massive help for a few different reasons. The effects have you absolutely ready to unwind, destress, and let the anxiety of the day wash away. Buds generally have a really fluffy and full look to them, but don't let you think this is any bad bud! Sticky to touch and looking nice with a fine coat of trichomes. Effects generally have me feeling a solid body mellow with release in body tension, a slight peak in hunger (aka munchies), and a solid mind calming that really eases anxious thought. If you smoke a good bit, absolutely can help lull your mind to some good rest. Wanting an indica to add to the rotation? Black Russian might be that perfect fit!

Last edited by duh_itsthatguy on 2/14/23 at 8:55 AM Pacific

A lil chocolate to help it all melt away

I'm usually a HUGE chocolate fan, especially with dark chocolates. This edible from district cannabis has the balance of bitter and sweet down so well!!! Very tasty chocolate that melts so well and smooth. 50mg as a base dose is a beautiful place to start for those looking for that heavier dose. Heck, on a stressful day even two would set you beautifully. Effects start heavy on body and creep up on the mind. They linger for a good bit too! One dose usually keeps me solid for a good bit too. Wanting a tasty treat that can dose you just right? District Cannabis Chocolates can satisfy!

  • Reviewed 2/9/23

Tincture: Bruce Banner Double Strength (MCT OIL) (SALE)

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That Bruce thooo

Its been a little bit since i've had bruce banner in the rotation. Decided on picking up this tincture for something to have on my workout days and MAN THIS IS THE ONE. Effects had me feeling euphoric, energized, and ready to tackle my bike record of 12 miles rn! Through my exercise, before the effects kicked in my legs were sore and I was feeling really "meh" in my mind. But the second those effects hit, my legs went from dead to READY TO GO. My motivation came back with a good boost of positivity. I was even able to get lost in my music to help me just keep pushing and got a solid 13 in!

Was a big help for the workout, can absolutely be a big help to you too!

  • Reviewed 2/8/23

Tincture: Good Night Double Strength (MCT Oil)(SALE)

3
Strength
I
Type

Good nights ahead!

Alt-sol decided they can do their own night and day tincture mixes recently...and they aren't missing a BEAT on getting it right. This tincture blend of Blue Cheese and Black Russian absolutely gives you the best of both worlds from those indicas. With a .5ml dose, I'm able to sleep cozy and mentally sound. With a 1ml dose i'm able to have heavier effects for even deeper sleep and surprisingly no drowsiness or grogginess the next morning. Needing a hand in a solid knock out? This tincture is your new best friend

Last edited by duh_itsthatguy on 2/8/23 at 9:49 AM Pacific

Lost in the sauce

A beautifully done tincture using both Panama Red and Dogwalker OG. Absolutely has that energy creep up you get from the Panama while still keeping that productivity and body feel of the Dogwalker! A .5ml dose has me really feel those energy and focus effects while 1ml sets that heaviness that both these strains provide. A cozy high that can have you feeling good all day long!

Last edited by duh_itsthatguy on 2/8/23 at 11:19 AM Pacific

Tincture: Lemon Skunk Double Strength(Alcohol)

2
Strength
S
Type

Like squeezing a lemon into my brain

Im extremely surprised on how this Lemon Skunk tincture is getting me! With this being an alcohol tincture, expect those effects to hit good and quick for you too. Not even 30 minutes after a good .5 ml dose, I got a solid energy boost, a good bit of focus to help you stay productive as well. Looking for a high to get your business done and still feel peppy and ready to go? This is the one!

  • Reviewed 1/30/23

Black & Blue (SMALLS)

3
Strength
H
Type
So
Flavor
F
Density

Black n Blue too good to be true

let me start with this....THIS STRAIN IS TOP 3 FOR ME.

Absolutely have nothing but LOVE with this cross of Black Russian and Aussie Blues. You get one of the best flavor profiles we can offer with a slightly sour slightly sweet blue raspberry hit on nose and taste. Buds come decent sized with a good fluffy stickiness, not too fluffy either mind you! Effects always grant that physical relaxation that come from Black Russian with the heady euphoria that Aussie Blues can grant ya. Perfect smoke for anyone wanting a heady and heavy hybrid with a solid taste. DONT LET IT DISAPPEAR WITHOUT A TASTE!!!

Last edited by duh_itsthatguy on 1/30/23 at 11:00 AM Pacific

  • Reviewed 1/24/23
2
Strength
I+S
Type
Mn
Flavor
C
Density

It's got some pressure to it!

SO FIRST THING'S FIRST. This would have been 5 stars, but the minimal scent and taste honestly had me wanting more out of the smoking experience with the Banana Acai Mints. Very reminiscent of Gaschata with the minimal nose and even on grind, scent is very minimal.

BUT man oh man does this apply some pressure and get you right and stoned!!! Very brow heavy effects that had me feeling slumped and ready to melt into my couch! Great strain for taking the edge of entirely with a good heavy mellow that hits body and mind. Absolutely give it a try to get that heavy chill sesh started right

  • Reviewed 1/19/23

Ed Rosenthal (SHAKE)

3
Strength
S+I
Type
Sw
Flavor
F
Density

Ed, you've got yourself a winner.

Ed Rosenthal, a name i'm sure you heard before! This strain absolutely is something to try if you're looking for a interesting heady experience.

The bud has a little bit of trim on it, but it really just adds to the aesthetic. Bright and mellow tones of green with a solid trichome dusting and partial orange hairs that are a little more on the yellow side. Scent had a really bright and fresh lemony sweetness with hints of pine and skunk. Flavor was exactly what I smelled, hints of juicy sweet lemon and that piney funk! Initially it hit smooth and went straight to the dome. A very cerebral high that elated and comforted, kinda like a big ol mental hug. No loss in energy but a bit of a "head in the clouds" type vibe.

  • Reviewed 1/12/23

Zack's Cake (SALE)

3
Strength
H
Type
Mn
Flavor
D
Density

Perfect after work smoke!

Light and savory on scent and flavor. almost more reminiscent of a croissant or a morning biscuit. Zacks cake is an absolute joy to experience start to finish. Buds were looking fairly caked with trichomes in a cream tone white, very much like icing!! Smoke start to finish is a smooth experience with that savory taste at first and the sweetness coming in slightly after. Effects had me super mellowed at the start but slowly developed a front brow heavy haze that had me giggly and feeling silly. Reminded me of Cherry Diesel on the calm and mellow effects, just a bit of a heaviness and silliness to follow. Nothing but a good time in my book!

  • Reviewed 1/10/23

Monkey Berries (SALE)

2
Strength
S+I
Type
Sw
Flavor
C
Density

No monkey business here

A funny name for some great bud! Monkey Berries is a solid strain coming from Triple 7. Flavor profile was extremely reminiscent of "sweeties" candy! Fruity and sweet with a slight chalkiness. There's a hair of a skunkiness to it too! Buds were a light green with bright slight amber trichomes and clusters of orange hairs.

The smoking experience was pleasant! You get that sweetness fully on the inhale and that skunky kick on the exhale. Effects were a fairly immediate mental calm and slight mood and energy boost. Stucky in my head for a little bit but kept me in a light and bubbly mood! Absolutely a great strain for fans of maui magilla glue or berry cinex!

  • Reviewed 1/9/23

Hokkaido (SHAKE)

3
Strength
S
Type
Sp
Flavor
F
Density

それは平手打ち、仲間

*It slaps, bro*

I've been a big fan of Hokkaido since the first toke. This batch didn't disappoint one bit.
Still beautiful full and fluffy buds with a solid coat of trichomes. Slightly piney and earthy scent with a hair of sweetness. Kept me focused and energized. Almost felt like I needed to put my attention to something or I would have been a little to racey in the mind! Smooth smoking experience too! Awesome strain to try for anyone looking for something similar to Jack Herer in my opinion.

Last edited by duh_itsthatguy on 1/9/23 at 10:19 AM Pacific

3
Strength
I
Type
Sw
Flavor
F
Density

Do-si-dooooo

I've always been a firm believer that small buds are just as good as any other bud size out there. Do-si-do smalls would be a great example of that! Buds were still fluffy and smelled slightly sweet and savory with a bit of a funk to it. Smoke was a smooth and satisfying heaviness i've been wanting for a while! Hit heavy in body and mind and had me munchy like the cookie monster.
Give those small buds a try, odds are you'll be surprised!

  • Reviewed 1/4/23

PreRoll: 6-Pack Grapple Pie (SALE)

3
Strength
H
Type

Grapple pie? Oh me oh my

District Cannabis killing it with their grow and quality!! Had a chance to get a 6-pack of their Grapple Pie pre-rolls and I was happy to see the same care and quality i've seen in their other packs so far. Decent rolls with tips rolled the right way. The second you open the box you get that slightly sweet and skunky smell that has a bit of spice and savory notes to it too. Each roll burned smooth with no running and had me feeling a nice heady relaxation that didn't put me down too heavily. Was able to smoke and enjoy a few episodes of a new show!

Need a quick pick up that gets you mellow and heady, ready to watch some stuff or vibe out? Grapple Pie's absolutely your guy.

  • Reviewed 1/3/23

Lemon Vuitton #3 (SALE)

3
Strength
H
Type
Sw
Flavor

Lemons with a kick!

District Cannabis at it again with their amazing new grows! The #3 is absolutely the SUPERIOR lemon out of the bunch. Hitting with sweet juicy lemon notes and a hair of funk and skunk towards the end. Absolutely a wonderful smoke for any time of the day, dare I say the best way to start your day! Begins with a steady heady energy pep and comes down to a head to toe mellow that has you ready to rip your next bowl or roll.
Need a little something to switch up the routine with, Lemon Vuitton #3's got you covered!

  • Reviewed 1/2/23

PreRoll 6-Pack Lemon Vuitton #24

3
Strength
H
Type
Sw
Flavor

Darn good lemons

I'm already a fan of the strain Lemon Vuitton #24, with its slightly juicy lemon sweetness and its slight energy boost and coziness as the high settles. Having it rolled and ready to go is a big plus!! Never had a District Cannabis preroll rolled awkwardly or poorly. Burn solid and no issues on quality or effects!

Need some pre-rolls for the day? Lemon Vuitton #24's got you covered!

  • Reviewed 12/26/22

Oil Cartridge: Gelato Cake (0.5g)

3
Strength
I
Type
Sw
Flavor

Gelato's always sweet

District Cannabis sets a pretty solid standard on their products and what's available in DC. Their Gelato Cake, being one of their best sellers, is an absolute crowd pleaser at an affordable cost. These carts do their strain justice!
Slightly sweet and smooth on the hit, mellowing effects on body and mind on the first toke. After that, the body relaxation intensifies to a point where any aches and pains dull to a blissful state. Looking to feel good and get yourself chill? Look no further with Gelato Cake!

  • Reviewed 12/26/22

Dogwalker OG (SHAKE)

3
Strength
H
Type
Sp
Flavor
F
Density

These dogs ain't getting walked after a bowl

The last time I had Dogwalker OG, it did not put me down this heavy. Not mad at it at all though!
Buds still looking gorgeous with their glistening trichome coat and fluffy buds. Bright and dark green blends on the color. Scent has a beautiful brightness and funk to it.

Effects, like stated earlier, had my mind mellow and calm to the point where I was almost slump on my chair and just enjoying some music. My body had a wonderful ease in tension as well. That combined with that mind mellow had me ready to take a FAT ol nap. Keep in mind, this batch of dogwalker og just might get you napping instead of walking!

Last edited by duh_itsthatguy on 12/26/22 at 8:46 AM Pacific

POWDERED HASH: Lemon Vuitton (0.5g)

3
Strength
S
Type

My kind of lemons!

I've been WAITING to get my hands on some of district cannabis' powdered hash. I had the chance to try some a while back but haven't seen anything new since they've been working on putting out several new strains. So happy to see a start with one of their best new strains!

This powdered hash is a solid wet sandy texture that flakes off nicely and melts on top of your bowl PERFECTLY. Adds a bit of a lemony kick with any strain you mix it with. Really boots any focus and energy effects fairly well.

If you're looking for a nice add on for your bowl or roll, this is 100% the way!

  • Reviewed 12/14/22

Citrus Tango CBD (SHAKE)

2
Strength

CBD bliss

Was a huge fan of the first run of Citrus Tango I got to try a little while back. While this batch is technically testing a little lower, it's hitting like a champ!

Plenty of a tangerine like sweetness coming from the buds with a dark and light green color blend on the nugs. Bit of a fluffiness going on with them but they're not shabby at all.
The smoke got me a little heavy on the brow and a bit of an initial mental slowdown. Get a general wave of euphoria and mellow mental energy follow behind. Sweet and bright on the smoke too!

Don't let the look of this bud fool you, it absolutely has some properties to help mellow out a tired and stressed out body and mind!

Last edited by duh_itsthatguy on 12/14/22 at 10:15 AM Pacific

Royal Medic(SHAKE)

2
Strength
H
Type
Sw
Flavor

The medic I need

I've been a huge fan of the strain royal medic in carts and tinctures. But now I know i'm a HUGE fan of the flower too!

Beautiful bright green buds with a decent light amber trichome coat. Slightly sweet and citrusy on the nose with a gentle funk going on with it. Smoke hits super smooth on inhale and exhale. Effects have you feeling a release in any body tension, a light mental euphoria, and the aches and pains melt away.

CBD:THC combo strains are something I love to have in my rotation to maintain a solid awareness and sharpness while still getting my cozy stress-relieving high that mellows out any aches or pains too. Royal Medic is absolutely a contender to keep in the rotation!

  • Reviewed 12/5/22

Quick, tasty, smooth

I usually love to roll my own jays, blunts, wraps, and whatever else I smoke. BUT, like the rest of us I have my lazy moments as well. Looking for a solid long sesh smoke that's smooth and tasty? These alt-sol blunts will 100% do the trick.

Never have been disappointed by their blunts and hindu kush is the perfect taste and effect that i'd want from one! Flower inside the rolls are top quality, never just stems and trim. Burns fairly smooth and slow too, make sure you're ready for a good chill time.

  • Reviewed 12/1/22

Hokkaido (SHAKE)

3
Strength
S
Type
Sw
Flavor
F
Density

OSU

Hokkaido is such an interesting hybrid leaning sativa to me. First time I had it, it was a little more airy and large in bud structure.

This time around, those buds still have a nice fluffiness to them while still looking a bit more dense. Very resinous and sticky too. Bright and deep green tones throughout the buds with slight hints of light orange and yellow. Absolutely beautiful bud!

On your hits, you get a light trifecta of skunkiness, freshness, and a hint of a sweetness. Super smooth smoking experience! Effect wise a gentle energy wave comes on that doesn't feel too racy. Kept me fairly focused and attentive while also easing any tightness in my chest! Felt like I could breathe deep and easy. Anybody looking for a fantastic sativa hybrid to keep a good productivity or be active with, this is a great choice!

  • Reviewed 11/20/22

Grapple Pie (SALE)

Fruity bliss in a bag

I was super stoked to hear about this new strain coming out. Grape pie is usually a strain I LOVE and mixing with apple fritter sounded like a cross after my own heart.

Surprisingly, very stone-fruit forward. Sweetness and profile reminds me of a green apple with its sweetness and tartness. Slightly candy like in scent as well. The nugs themselves have such a deep vibrant purple throughout the entire nug! Even when ground up, that purple takes over.

The smoke was slightly sweet, smooth start with sometimes a little bit of a harshness towards the end of the bowl or jay. Effects gave me an invigorating start with a boost of energy, a slight re-focus. Giggly and a solid mood boost on top. After the high faded a little, a beautiful coziness washed over my body and had me ready for a NAP. Absolutely impressed with this one from District Cannabis. PLEASE give this one a try ASAP.

  • Reviewed 11/18/22

Fuel Biscuits

Funky, Skunky, and hittin' real good

I haven't had fuel biscuits in a little too long, and oh man does this strain not disappoint.

Nugs were nice and dense with a good savory funk smell and deep green with those bright orange hairs. On grinding, you get a little bit more of a sweet skunkiness coming off of it with nothing but that deep green and orange still coming through.

THE SMOKE, oh man the smoke. Smooth as butter in and out. Left me wanting to keep on hitting the jay. Effects had me so mellow in body and mind. a heaviness right behind the eyes, and feeling slow enough to just melt right into my chair and watch some tv. Made my mood elevate to a positive coziness and was giggly through the night. Absolutely one to pick up if you're looking for a good time!

  • Reviewed 11/13/22

LIVE ROSIN: Space Kush

3
Strength
I
Type

kush....FROM SPACEEE

Ooooooh man, this space kush live rosin was something I've been needing in my dab routine. Again, Abatin shows how good their concentrate game can be with the color/texture/flavor being out of this world on this product. Effects had me feeling that instant heaviness in mind and I melted into my chair. Euphoria, a good bit of coziness, and a high that doesn't quit too soon.

PLEASE do yourself a favor and try this or any of their other amazing live rosins, won't regret it!!

  • Reviewed 11/11/22

Oil Cartridge: Happy Pineapple (1g)

3
Strength
H
Type
Sw
Flavor

Happiness is hard to find

After a day of chaos and work shenanigans, Happy Pineapple is absolutely the move. I was instantly suprised by how much euphoria, uplift, and comfort this cart could give for a distillate. I tried this cart as soon as I got home, ready to pass out and a lil grumpy. Turned my sour mood and my exhaustion right around. Gave me enough pep in my step to make dinner for the family, which came out fantastic!

With its slightly sweet and smooth hits, it warms you up and gets you right where you want to be!

  • Reviewed 11/1/22

Watermelon Punch (SHAKE)

3
Strength
I
Type
Sw
Flavor

Wonderfully heavy and relaxing

I've been meaning to give some of these higher testing strains a try more recently. Watermelon punch was my first to try! WOOOO does this weed have a kick to it. Went ahead and smoked a jay on its own and I was feeling a good ol heavy headed stoney high. Plenty sweet with a good bit of skunkiness going on. Buds themselves were a good solid green with a beautiful coat of trichomes. Lovely smoke on its own or mixed in with an other fruity strain! (Cherry Diesel was my go-to)

Last edited by duh_itsthatguy on 11/1/22 at 10:22 AM Pacific

Oil Cartridge: Classic Jack (1g)

3
Strength
S
Type
Sw
Flavor

MORE PLEASE

Abatin, keep putting out products like this and you're gunna be my favorite DC grower HANDS DOWN.

These classic jack carts are hitting WAY too nice to just be distillate. Flavor sticks fairly close to the strain and effects have you wanting to get some things DONE. Interesting little thing too, small minor hits really help to grant microdosing effects while if you take that long heavy draw, you get good and stoned but effects with energy and productivity hit nicely. Absolutely best choice for your dollar!!

  • Reviewed 10/24/22

Lemon Vuitton #24 (SALE)

2
Strength
S
Type
Sw
Flavor

My favorite DC Lemon by far!

District Cannabis has been doing a few runs of this strain and so far, they each have their strongpoints. With the #24 you see a lot of those efforts shine through on effects and on taste. This batch has just a bit more of a juicy sweetness going on with plenty of a lemony bite.

Effect wise I absolutely get a solid amount of focus and creative energy to it, smoking a jay made me want to pick up my bass and play some thoughts out, whole time I was able to figure out a song I've been stuck on!! Love that it kept me feeling positive and in that creative headspace.

  • Reviewed 10/18/22

ROSIN: Maui True Blood

3
Strength
S
Type

Alt sol keeping that high standard

This rosin is yet an other fantastic expression of their amazing flower! Maui True Blood has a lovely fruity sweet funk going on and this rosin kept that from flower to dab.

Texture was a bit of an improvement from the last alt-sol rosin I had. Almost a creamed butter consistency that doesn't feel too tacky at all. Color was a bit on the brighter side too! Effects had me still feeling that fantastic positivity boosting euphoria that lingers heavy on the brow. Had me wanting to keep going and going till it put me down for the count!! Make sure you burn this one at a lower temp to make sure no residue is left on your pieces, but outside of that go ham and get taken away by this great product.

Last edited by duh_itsthatguy on 10/18/22 at 8:36 AM Pacific

LIVE ROSIN: Pincher's Creek

3
Strength
S
Type

Smooooth and bright is alright

So Abatin has decided to be one of the first to put out this live rosin line of products. So far, they got me HOOKED.

This pincher's creek live rosin is some of the cleanest, smoothest, and tastiest dabs I've had in quite some time. With this pincher's I feel an amazingly cozy and euphoric energy boost. The hit was extremely flavorful and reminded me exactly of the flower's flavor profile. Bright, slightly piney, slightly sweet and skunky. The look on it too is insane! Such a clean cream color with a slight tint of green going on. If you're looking for a solid sativa dab to get you in a great headspace and energy level, this is the one!!

  • Reviewed 10/12/22
3
Strength
S
Type

New batch keeping me WIRED

This newer batch of panama that we have in right now is just a bit more on the energy kick with barely any to no crash at all. A little different from the first time I had it a little while back. Smoke is still decently smooth and those buds are beautiful in a nice mix of green with slight purples and oranges. A full coat of shining trichomes all over. High recommend to smoke this when you're ready for an energy boost that keeps on going!

  • Reviewed 10/3/22

Citrus Tango CBD (SHAKE)

2
Strength
H
Type
Sw
Flavor

Citrus tango tasting like a mango

I haven't had a chance to try a lot from District Growers recently, but I'd have to say this was probably my favorite smoke from them so far!! That initial smell once I opened that bag was SO SWEET it almost reminded me of mango candy with a little more of a citrus pop. You do get a slight weediness on the end of that scent. Color on it was a medium green with slight orange hairs. What really stood out was the glistening trichomes on this bud, even with them not entirely coating you could see them stand out!

The smoke was incredibly smooth and sweet on the inhale and exhale! No coughing at all and no harshness. Effects had me feeling like my brain just got the most comfy hug and my body aches entirely melted away. The combo of that 20% THC and CBD really does have you get a decent psychoactive high without it being too overwhelming, and that high amount of CBD shows in how your stress, anxieties, and pains really just mellow and disappear. Absolutely recommend this strain for anyone looking for a strong 1:1 strain!

  • Reviewed 10/2/22

Maui True Blood (SHAKE)

3
Strength
H
Type
Sw
Flavor

Pressure in a way I've been needing!

I wanted to take a second to really sit down and enjoy this strain for everything it can give. Appreciate the taste, the look, and the smell/effects. Whole time I smoked a jay and a bowl of this flower and it blew me away, and that HEAVINESS is exactly what stood out.

Granted, this bud is coming in looking fantastic with amber trichomes and a nice deep green bud color. Had a sweet fruitiness to it that develops into a skunky BO type funk. On the hit, effects had me right out the gate with a cerebral energy boost that had me focused, engaged, and wanting to watch something visually stunning. But once the high really settled, I FELT SMACKED in the best way. After that initial energy boost it really came down to a heavy mental relaxation, slight body melt and washed away all stressors. Very similar to panama in the way the energy comes up then mellows!! I think some people will be pleasantly surprised if they are able to snag a gram or so to try.

  • Reviewed 9/27/22

Lemon Royale (SALE)

3
Strength
S
Type
Sw
Flavor
F
Density

A lemon of royal status

I've slept on lemon royale for a good bit since I used to pick it up in the MD market. NIGHT AND DAY DIFFERENCE between what Phyto is doing with that strain compared to the MD grower.

Buds had a nice mellow lemon peel sweetness with a slight bit of a funk on the end in scent. Slightly fluffy in texture and broke down to a decent texture. On the hit, you really get that funk and a good strong hit right to the dome. Energy boost and a slight mood elevation follow that hit and on the exhale you get that slight lemon peel sweetness going on. Kept me elated and in a solid energy level until a little later in the high, where it comes down to a nice cozy and comforting high where you can doze off into a nice nap or just smoke a little more and keep on truckin' on!

Last edited by duh_itsthatguy on 9/27/22 at 9:09 AM Pacific

Perfect product for some easy edibles!

A little while ago I had the pleasure of trying out the 1:1 phyto syringe as my main way to dose some peanut butter cups I wanted to make at home! In my opinion, the 1:1 dosing really helps to make sure the high is more catered to care and repair to my body rather than a stony and heady high. Each cup gave solid relief in muscle tension, anxiety, and gave a beautiful euphoric and positive high. With this having the MCT oil base as well, VERY easy to blend this into most recipes.

  • Reviewed 9/19/22

LIVE ROSIN: Kashmir Black

3
Strength
I
Type

The coziest mind hug a rosin has given me

Live rosin??? Can someone do such a thing?? Make a rosin that's terpy, strong effects, and a beautiful color/texture? Abatin apparently can.

This batch of Kashmir Black Live Rosin was an absolute surprise in how flavorful every dab was regardless of method of consumption. In the puffco, on a quartz banger, on a bowl, even in the jay.
Effects had me feeling like my mind got the most comfy memory foam hug to melt away any anxieties, stressors, or worries. Sat very heavy on my brow and gave a solid high. Physically had my body melt in my chair but not stuck! Great relaxer for the evening time or when you just need to unwind!

  • Reviewed 9/18/22

MCT makes the difference

This was my first MCT base alt-sol tincture to try out. I have to say, I'm very impressed!

Effects stay extremely similar still to the strain, if anything the MCT base makes it much more easier to take. No burn and flavor was not as unpleasant as the Alcohol base can be.

I was surprised by the heaviness this imparted. I would sometimes be put down a little harder than id like but a slight dial back on dosing had me cruising on with a heavy heady high, major body relaxation and a decent slow down to appreciate the present! Used during the daytime when I felt I had the chance to relax a little extra.

  • Reviewed 9/13/22

WHOA there

First time trying a "live hash" product and I was blown out the water!!! You get a beautiful flavor that coats the entire hit. Texture is a little bit more wet and sticky so make sure you handle with a proper tool.

Effects had me feeling a major increase in euphoria, a decent physical relaxation, but mentally I was energized and ready to socialize! I placed it on top of a bowl mixed with magilla glue and chem glue which had me thinking id be even more stuck in place. But as it turns out that live hash shines through and really helps lean it to a more energizing and bubbly high!

Last edited by duh_itsthatguy on 9/13/22 at 10:01 AM Pacific

Royal Gorilla #4 (SHAKE)

2
Strength
H
Type

Reminiscent of gas-chata

I've been sitting on a gram of royal gorilla to try out for a bit, and my experience was fairly interesting. I opened the bag to some really deep purple buds with some slight orange and deep greens on the surface. Smell was a little underwhelming but you got a bit of a weedy skunky scent. Ground up fairly easily and the purple SHINES on the break down, a majority of the bud was a deep and slightly light hue. On the hit, you get a very smooth slightly hayish hit with some slight funk notes. Effects had me feel instant pain relief! My shoulder strain melted away and my aches from my carpal tunnel syndrome slowly faded and mellowed out.

Beautiful strain to really medicate and help manage your pains with a low scent profile. Absolutely prefer this over the #1!

  • Reviewed 9/4/22

Chem Glue

3
Strength
I
Type

Stuck and useless in the BEST way

I was hearing a bit about this chem glue, a lot of people thought i'd like it from how it hits and THEY WERE RIGHT.

Very beautiful nugs going on in my 8th jar with very deep green nugs with a good frosting of whiteish trichomes. Scent was nothing too overwhelming but it did have a clean chemmy smoothness. With this smoke I feel a general sense of calm physically. My body feels melty and stuck, I have no motivation to do anything at all but stare at the tv or at the sky and watch a few clouds go by. For getting a nice physical relaxation going this strain for sure takes the cake.

Last edited by duh_itsthatguy on 9/4/22 at 10:01 AM Pacific

3
Strength
H
Type
Sw
Flavor
F
Density

Zen mode activate

I had a chance to try cherry diesel prior from a batch that was available a little while ago. I loved it then, but this newer batch we just got in is AMAZING.

My 8th was one massive beautiful nug that had trichomes a plenty, and the instant I opened the jar, my whole room had a lovely cherry sweetness with a strong BO funk.
On the hit, you get that initial sweetness and that lovely smooth smoke. To me, I got a strong and pleasant sense of calm. Starting from the mind and was able to spread throughout the body. The sweetness lingers on your lips just for a little as you continue your smoke. As that jay finished, I couldn't help but just stay stuck in the sun and taking in the moment! I was so in awe of how peaceful and how euphoric I was feeling. Absolutely need more of this in my life.

  • Reviewed 8/29/22

This is my medicine!!!

Royal medic was a strain that caught my eye the second I saw TWC's menu. I LOVE 1:1 and 2:1 strains for their medicinal effects and the relief they grant me. This strain never disappoints or lets me down.

With the 50% THC and 34% CBD combo, my aches and pains from the day melt away in seconds from the first hit of this distillate cart. You get a comforting and cozy euphoria that washes over you and as you take a second and third hit, it only intensifies. Flavor for this cart is surprisingly good too, a nice herbaceous sweetness that stays mellow every hit.

Last edited by duh_itsthatguy on 8/29/22 at 9:16 AM Pacific

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Strength
S
Type

Smalls still hittin'

I know there's a few opinion about small buds, generally being a little negative. In my experience the smaller buds still hit just as good. In this case I can say they smoke great!

You still get a solid fragrance and smoke out of these buds. Bright and slightly skunky with a hair of a coco scent. First few hits from the Jay had me feeling the hit right behind the eyes with a positivity boost immediately. Second and third hits granted a bit of gas to the tank and had me ready to go on a solid walk or even get some home chores done. I can say it takes the edge off very well too, any anxiety or stressors getting to me melted away.

  • Reviewed 8/28/22
3
Strength
S
Type
Sp
Flavor

Instant relief in body and in mind

Miyagi's gift is a strain that i'd like to think is closest to Royal Medic in flower form. To me it was an instant body relief with pain in joints, muscles, and in mind. Not too hazy of a high either!

Nugs had a little bit of a denseness to them. Ground up solid without getting stuck in my grinder. Off the nose you get a smooth incense spice with a slight skunky funk on the back. Very pleasant to smell and to smoke! On the first rip you get that smooth spice and funk. My body felt all my aches and pains ease up and started to feel a gentle sensation of peace without any loss of energy. Second rip gave you a more intense and euphoric effect in mind and even more of that body relief. This would be a beautiful strain for anyone dealing with rough mornings due to body pains. Or for anyone looking to recover after a solid workout!

  • Reviewed 8/26/22

King's Juice (SMALLS AND TRIM) (SALE)

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Strength
H
Type
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Density

Strain fit for a king

Never have been let down by King's juice on that HEAVY and foggy high that creeps up and gets you good. Even with these smalls and trim, the bag looked nice and full, with plenty of nugs that had light trim on them. Slightly amber-green buds with those trichomes coating these buds generously.

On flavor and nose you get a slight fruitiness and heavy deep funk to it. Some may find that smalls or trim bags might have a bit of a harshness to it, but I didn't find that at all with what I had in my bag.
Effects had me feeling euphoric, mellow, and at peace in mind and body. As that dies down a little, you feel a heavy fog lay right over your eyes and mind. It lingers for a bit and has you feeling rightly stoned for a good time.

Last edited by duh_itsthatguy on 8/26/22 at 12:19 PM Pacific

Sugar In My Bowl (SHAKE)

2
Strength
S
Type
Sw
Flavor
F
Density

A little sugar from the bowl makes it better

I was recommended by a few people to give this strain a try and I have to say, I was not disappointed at all!

Sugar in my bowl has a beautiful sweetness to it that reminds me of sweet tartz. Look of the buds is generally a light green with plenty of light colored trichomes all over. Reminded me a little of Maui Magilla Glue in looks.
On the hit you get a light candy sweetness with a smooth inhale. Exhale goes out easy but towards the end had a little bit of a spice kick to it.
Effects had me feeling a lovely cerebral hug and an emotional/positivity uplift! Came on gentle but slowly got more intense. Almost felt it creep behind the eyes a bit. Gets you a little racy in the mind but my body felt calm and at ease. No jitters or anxiety behind it.

  • Reviewed 8/23/22

Chewable Troche: Blood Orange (5-Pack/20mg)

2
Strength
H
Type

A solid dose with a solid candy!

I recently had the chance to try the Blood Orange chewables and that flavor on them is pretty tasty! You get a hit of citrus and the color of blood orange for sure with a little hit of a grape sweetnesss.

The 20mg dose was just enough to feel a nice elevation. With this being a soft chew, I can imagine this would be a perfect dosing tool for anyone without teeth or sensitive teeth in general. You can absolutely let it melt under the tongue.

It was able to grant a comforting high with a nice relaxation in mind and lightly in body. BIG PLUS with the chews also being individually wrapped in the package too.

  • Reviewed 8/22/22

Berry Cinex

3
Strength
S+I
Type
Sw
Flavor

It's berry good!!!

The Berry Cinex was a strain I haven't had the pleasure of trying in loose flower form. I was able to try pre-rolls and a cart and I felt like they were a nice glimpse into what this strain could be.

The second I opened my jar, I got a massive wiff of berry sweetness and a light warm funk on the end. Very much reminded me a bit of the way berry gum can have that intense initial berry flavor going on. Visually you get a nice medium green with plenty of thin orange hairs and a very light amber trichome coat. It ground up very quickly and did not stick in my grinder in the slightest, but this bud was not try at all.

On the hit, you get that initial berry sweetness and a very light creaminess with the hit, making every hit feel smooth and comforting. Effects came in fairly steady with a mental comfort and general anxiety washing away. After the 2nd hit, I got a little bit more of a steady body comfort as well with a little of my anxiety in the chest melting away too. Afterwards, I made some veggie chili for dinner and was grooving to some jams in the kitchen! Not put down or lazy in any way, the sativa side of the strain really does shine through.

Last edited by duh_itsthatguy on 8/22/22 at 8:36 AM Pacific

Tincture: Panama Red Double Strength (Alcohol) (SALE)

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Strength
S
Type

I've been made a believer

This tincture experiment I did over the weekend has shown me the light. THEY WORK SO WELL!!!

I had a chance to try out the Panama Red for the past few days as my replacement "cup of coffee" and it did its job so well. I would mix at least 1ml to 1.5ml in a glass of water and drink it first thing. I would get a light boost in energy and focus to start and it would gradually increase. After it peaked and I was feeling as energized and awake, I felt a wave of euphoria and bliss. After a good hour and a half of effects, the come down had me feeling like I was floating on a cloud. A slight grogginess to it but it was not too heavy.

Last edited by duh_itsthatguy on 8/22/22 at 8:52 AM Pacific

Tincture: Black Russian Double Strength (Alcohol) (SALE)

3
Strength

Still the same heaviness and comfort!

So I was absolutely in love with Black Russian in flower due to it's major physical comfort and relaxation it grants. It also works wonderfully as a strain to help me knock out and stay asleep on my bad nights.

This tincture still gave me exactly what I was looking for! With it being alcohol based, I did make sure to either mix it in a little water to dilute or even in my late night tea. Taking it on its own can sometimes be a bit much on the area under your tongue. I felt relief quick and fairly strong with a 0.75ml dose to start. Just to make sure I felt the heaviness of this strain, I made sure to top off with .5ml right before bed and I stayed asleep! I woke up the next morning with no grogginess, no headache or discomfort. I actually felt extremely well rested and ready to go.

  • Reviewed 8/19/22

Tincture: Dogwalker OG Double Strength (Alcohol) (SALE)

3
Strength
H
Type

Solid effects that match the flower so close!

I wanted to start experimenting with tinctures to try to reduce my smoking and vape consumption, this Dogwalker OG Tincture by Alt-Sol hits in just the right way.

With it being an alcohol base, I felt the effects fairly quickly. A slow creeping stony high that has you feeling positive and cozy in your own body. I was able to take a small enough dose to just have enough of that high to help me unwind after work and still had energy to cook some dinner and get some errands done!

Being able to control your dose precisely is such a big plus with these tinctures. Later in the evening when I was ready for a more heavy high I just doubled up the dose and was feeling fantastic. Highly recommend trying a strain in tincture form and doing a little experiment for yourself!

Last edited by duh_itsthatguy on 8/19/22 at 8:01 AM Pacific

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Strength
S
Type
Sw
Flavor

The sativa I never asked for but NEEDED

Oh man, I've had some solid Jack Herer before but this batch by Alt-Sol takes the cake!

In the jar I got some beautifully deep forest green buds with a decent bit of orange to it with a slight coating of some light amber trichomes. On the nose, you get a slight....masa(corn flower) smell? BUT it does pop with an instant funky sweet sharpness that is super pleasant and gives you an idea how awake this strain will get you.
Was not a problem grinding it at all, didn't get too sticky or clog up my grinder in any way . The sweet funk shines through even brighter when broken down.

On the hit, you inhale a smooth brightly flavored smoke that exhales with that sweetness. Initial effects had me feel it immediately behind the eyes and slowly creep over my head. Slight boost in energy and alertness. Second hit had both those effects BOOSTED. I was wired and awake for a good few hours on this strain feeling rather productive and attentive. I will say that this strain can probably make you feel a little racey in the head and chest, if you aren't ready for it I could see that being slightly anxiety inducing.

Last edited by duh_itsthatguy on 8/19/22 at 7:24 AM Pacific

  • Reviewed 8/16/22

Gaschata (SHAKE) (SALE)

2
Strength
I
Type
Sp
Flavor

Not the best first impression, but hoping for better soon

I was at first VERY excited to see what District Cannabis was going to do for their new strain. Horchata is generally a strain that I loved to see available. The Gaschata was a bit of a let down on it though.

On the visual, you get these really gorgeous mainly purple buds with slight light greens and deep spots of orange. Trichomes had a solid amber tint to them and were coating the buds decently. Scent wise, you barely get anything at all. It'd be a bit of a stretch to say you even get a bit of a spiced profile on it, maybe clove and cinnamon? But it's barely there.

The hit was a bit underwhelming as well. Not much flavor going on aside from that slight bit of spice on the exhale that lingers a good bit. Effect wise you do get a little something with relaxation. Starting in the head and slowly going down to a body and mind couch lock that has you slumped and ready to chill. I just smoked this and basically was ready to watch my shows.

I'm really hoping this first batch was just a bit of an off run and we get to see this strain in better shape soon!

  • Reviewed 8/8/22

Royal Gorilla (SHAKE) (SALE)

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Strength
H
Type

A little disappointed but I'm sure it has its home.

Disclaimer: My tolerance might have skewed how this would have hit me.

I was sincerely underwhelmed by this strain. Felt a slight comforting high sensation that didn't really do too much except give a slight euphoria and boost in attention/focus.

Buds themselves were looking a nice light green with amber trichomes and slight orange hairs to it. Scent was very minimal. Slight muskiness to it on first smell but from there, it really just smelled like super mellow weed.

On the hit, you get the slight bit of skunky musk on flavor and nose but it is a fairly smooth smoke. No coughing or irritation from it at all.

With all this in mind, I feel like this could be a great strain as an introductory "all thc" strain or a solid recommendation for someone with a lower tolerance.

Last edited by duh_itsthatguy on 8/8/22 at 10:54 AM Pacific

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I+S
Type
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Flavor
D
Density

Surprised it's an indica!

So I finally had a chance to try out this Fog Jam I've been hearing a lot of people RAVE about.

Buds themselves look amazing with their beautiful coat of trichomes in a light honeyish amber color all over. Decent green with a good bit of orange happening. Very aesthetically pleasing to look at and to work with.

Scent on it had a bit of a sweetish stone fruit like profile. Very much reminded me of a pear. Slight bit of sourness to it towards the end.
On the hit, I got a heavy creeping cerebral effect that slowly crept over the top of my head and got behind the eyes for a nice cozy stoned feeling. Got a bit more of that sweetness on the inhale and the sour note popped off on the exhale.

All in all, I got a good cozy head high with slight relaxation in my body but nothing too heavy.

Last edited by duh_itsthatguy on 8/9/22 at 9:19 AM Pacific

  • Reviewed 8/4/22

El Chivo (SHAKE)

3
Strength
I
Type
Sw
Flavor

The go-to strain

This has been my favorite strain to pick up from TWC ever since it came out. A beautiful Indica that really doesn't tire me out at all but gives me the relaxation and euphoria that I seek.

Buds usually come with a frosty trichome coat and slight hints of purple and orange. On the nose you get a beautiful berry profile with a slight muskiness to it. The hit is just what you'd expect from the scent, berry sweetness with a little bit of a skunky funk on the exhale.

Effects wise, you get a nice heady euphoria that washes over you. Stresses, anxieties, and worries melt away. Neck down you get a beautiful tension release and relaxation to mellow out any aches or pains. A slight bit of a couch lock to it, but if you keep your dosing light you can stay fairly active too.

  • Reviewed 8/2/22

Tyson 2.0: Mega Runtz (SALE)

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Strength
I
Type
Sp
Flavor
D
Density

Heavy hitting relief

I was slightly surprised by Mega Runtz! I've been really wanting to see what the hype was about.

Out the bag you get a slight candy sweetness with a bit of a spice finish. The buds were a little drier than I would have liked, but ground up fairly easy and didn't become powder. Light amber trichomes and slight orange hairs had this bud looking gorgeous.

The smoke itself was an extremely tension relieving experience! From behind the eyes, down your spine, and eventually through your body you get a wave of relaxation and a calming/comforting high. I was smoking this on a good evening walk and it didn't tire me out at all either! A bit sweet on the lips but on the exhale you get a spice kick. All in all, a very enjoyable and calming experience.

  • Reviewed 7/28/22

Mac 'N Cheese (SALE)

2
Strength
H
Type
D
Density

Slept on this strain for too long

WOW. Straight wow. I was not expecting this to get me in the way it did. Heavy mind and just enough body in the high to have me feeling slumped and ready to just watch a movie. Flavor wise it was hitting enough. But adding it into the Strawberry-Vanilla packwrap gave it just enough sweetness to enjoy it a wee bit more. All in all, this needs to be a regular in the rotation.

Last edited by duh_itsthatguy on 8/2/22 at 10:10 AM Pacific

Jungle Lava (SMALLS)

3
Strength
H
Type
Sw
Flavor

Jungle Lava - Always a solid hit

This new batch is hitting just as good, if not better than the last one we had! Has a nice deep cakey sweetness on the nose, a bit of a citrus zest on it too. The smoke was fairly consistent with the last time I had the strain, smooth and hitting right behind the eyes and in the body. Not too relaxing or sedating, but just enough to help unwind and destress from whatever's bothering you through the day and have you feeling great! A solid pairing with El Chivo and in a packwrap too!

Last edited by duh_itsthatguy on 8/2/22 at 10:10 AM Pacific

My Sticky Type

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Favorite Dispensaries

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Takoma Wellness Center
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