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cmaria

Location:
Washington, DC
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Member since:
Sep 2017
Dispensary Reviews:
1
Medicine Reviews:
93

Dispensary & Marijuana Reviews

  • Reviewed 2/17/19

Bubble Hash: Day Dream

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SUPER CHUNKY

WHOA! Love how this hash is thick, chunky and almost black! When you break off a piece it becomes nice and creamy, great for mixing in with flower. I added this to my bowl and it made it so much better! In spite of being sativa leaning it helped calm/distract my mind enough to relax and go to sleep. If you are a fan of chunky hash, this is it!

  • Reviewed 2/13/19

Perfect for Daytime

This cartridge offers energetic clear headed effects with a nice buzz that elevates my mood. I find it great for work and being productive during the day. Alt Sol carts offer great flavor and smooth hits every time. Sometimes cartridges are harsh on my chest, but these are always amazing! If you have never tried a cartridge and want to experiment before purchasing a vape battery, this is a great product for you.

Intense

This cartridge gave me excellent pain and anxiety relief. Though it is a sativa leaning hybrid, I feel the OG Kush part of it heavily on my body. About an hour after using this cartridge, I feel heavily relaxed. I would say this cartridge is excellent for people who have body pain or want distraction from negative thoughts. It is an excellent balance of body and mind, moving into couchlock after a while. This cart offers great flavor and smooth hits every time. Sometimes cartridges are harsh on my chest, but Alt Sol's are always amazing!

Last edited by cmaria on 2/13/19 at 12:40 PM Pacific

Get Things DONE

Acapulco offers energetic but clear headed effects with a nice buzz that elevates my mood. I find it's perfect for productivity. Alt Sol carts offer great flavor and smooth hits every time. Sometimes cartridges are harsh on my chest, but these are always amazing!

Last edited by cmaria on 2/13/19 at 1:18 PM Pacific

Shatter: Super Silver Haze

Party Time

This is the shatter you want for going out with friends! It has great flavor with a wonderfully intense cerebral high that will make anything giggly and fun. Wonderful for conversation and just boosting your mood and energy levels. If you are stressed out - this will get you thinking happier thoughts!

Last edited by cmaria on 2/13/19 at 1:22 PM Pacific

  • Reviewed 1/19/19

My Favorite Flavor

This new flavor is definitely my favorite out of all! I also love the chill but not drowsy effect and how easy it is to up your dose if you need more intense sedation. Loving how convenient and discreet they are. No one will ever know!

  • Reviewed 1/9/19

GREAT LUBE

Ladies, this is the ONLY lube you need! In addition to providing relief from cramps and inflammation during your menstrual cycle, it is great for intimacy. Overall this is a great, versatile product for feminine use!

  • Reviewed 12/29/18
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Perfect for the AM

Apple Pie is a mild sativa leaning hybrid, excellent for mood elevation, energy and stimulating happy feelings. It is not impairing or intensely psychoactive. I would say it is perfect for people who want to manage depression and anxiety throughout the daytime but still want to be able to get things done. Great and light sativa hybrid !

  • Reviewed 12/21/18

THC Lozenges: Peppermint*

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Feelin' Fresh

These leave my breath feeling super clean and chill me out throughout the day! It is not a sleepy high, its just enough to take the edge off. If I want to be more medicated, I can just increase the dose by taking one or two more. Loving these! Also, the price is amazing!

  • Reviewed 12/20/18
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Off To Bed

This new strain is pretty impressive - roll one up and you will experience couchlock, deep relaxation and eventually fall asleep. Cactido buds are thick, dense, bright and smell a kind of earthy but still somewhat sweet and of fuel. The taste is kind of hashy and intense but not in an unpleasant way. This is definitely a solid indica for body pain, stress relief and insomnia!

Whoa!

Update: This cart works best with a HIGH heat setting on your vape pen, especially if it's cold outside.

I am super impressed with this cartridge! I don't usually go for CBD heavy products, but I can really feel this working. This ratio is excellent for slowing down a racing mind. I did feel a body high but it's not sedating enough to go to sleep. I would say it is an excellent option for people who suffer from PTSD, severe depression or anxiety throughout the day. It is also great for someone looking to relieve some end of the day stress, though it is clear enough to be functional and focus on a task such as cooking, journaling or creative projects. I felt zoned in to a particular state of mind, as if I had turned off the extra follow up. The high is reminiscent of OG Kush, perfect balance of body and mind.

Last edited by cmaria on 12/29/18 at 11:11 AM Pacific

Subtle & Soothing

I find this salve to be very focused on aromatherapy in addition to the THC and CBD components. I use this salve on my fingers because the joints get stiff and it helps the ache become more bearable. In addition it has wonderful moisturizing properties - my skin feels silky without making it greasy. It is definitely absorbed into the skin quickly leaving a pleasant aroma that calms you. I have used it on my temples for stress relief and it really is a soothing, subtle hint of relaxing lavender. Highly recommended for those seeking the therapeutic benefits of essential oils in addition to the cannabinoids.

Last edited by cmaria on 12/20/18 at 3:45 PM Pacific

  • Reviewed 11/18/18

Greenhead #5 (Small Buds)

Happy and Distracted

GreenHead has become one of my new favorite strains at TWC! It is wonderful for mood elevation, a fun time with friends, handling household tasks or creative projects. It is strong and definitely distracting - great for getting your mind off pain or bad thoughts.

Heavy Cherry

WOW! Cherry Chem is THE strain for people looking for heavy sedation and sleep!! 10 minutes after smoking this I felt a strong head euphoria and time slowed down. I felt a heaviness washing over me and I felt completely sedated and ready for bed. Very impressed!

Last edited by cmaria on 11/18/18 at 1:11 PM Pacific

Preroll: Orangeade

A Bowl Of Oranges

Orangeade is super flavorful and fragrant, it's like smelling a bowl of oranges! I'm definitely feeling the uplifting effects of the Limonene in this batch. While on the sativa side, Orangeade will get you feeling talkative and happy without making your heart race. Its perfect for spending time with friends and getting things done while in a great mood. A true anytime strain - highly recommended!

Last edited by cmaria on 11/18/18 at 1:30 PM Pacific

Orangeade

A Bowl of Oranges

Orangeade is super flavorful and fragrant, it's like smelling a bowl of oranges! I'm definitely feeling the uplifting effects of the Limonene in this batch. While on the sativa side, Orangeade will get you feeling talkative and happy without making your heart race. Its perfect for spending time with friends and getting things done while in a great mood. A true anytime strain - highly recommended!

Last edited by cmaria on 11/18/18 at 1:31 PM Pacific

Luxury

Gelato Cake is a luxurious strain - it is what you get when you want to treat yourself after a long day. It will wash over you and make you feel relaxed without feeling sleepy and will elevate your mood. The buds are beautiful, dense and purple and the fragrance is delicious and unique.

Last edited by cmaria on 11/18/18 at 2:04 PM Pacific

Luxury

Gelato Cake is a luxurious strain - it is what you get when you want to treat yourself after a long day. It will wash over you and make you feel relaxed without feeling sleepy and will elevate your mood. The buds are beautiful, dense and purple and the fragrance is delicious and unique.

Last edited by cmaria on 11/18/18 at 2:04 PM Pacific

  • Reviewed 11/9/18

Cherry Chem #7 (SALE)

Knock Out

WOW! Cherry Chem is THE strain for people looking for heavy sedation and sleep!! 10 minutes after smoking this I felt a strong head euphoria and time slowed down. I felt a heaviness washing over me and I felt completely sedated and ready for bed. Very impressed!

  • Reviewed 11/2/18

Rosin: Fauxsido (SALE)

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True Balance

This Fauxsido rosin is on the creamy side, yet firm enough to easily to scoop up with a dab tool without leaving any residue. Its scent is reminiscent of OG Kush but with bit of a little sweeter note. It produces smooth, tasty vapor without any harshness or coughing. The effects are perfectly balanced - mild euphoria with a pleasant and relaxed body feel. It is perfect for anxiety management during the day since it won't leave you too distracted to focus, but will slow things down just enough to be productive.

  • Reviewed 10/31/18

Still Amazing

Just passing by to reaffirm my previous review. Kashmir is perfect balance in a jar. It puts me in a great mood, keeps me focused but still creative. It relaxes my body and muscles without being drowsy, perfect for anxiety. It is excellent to get through your day, I would say it is so versatile that you can have it in the morning or evening. I’ve also used Kashmir for cramps, headaches and heartburn in place of OTC medication. If you haven’t tried Kashmir you definitely should - you wont be disappointed!

  • Reviewed 10/26/18

My Daytime Go-To

Goji is an energetic and fun strain to try. It’s going to leave you pumped, kind of distracted and possibly giggly. I have found this strain useful for GI tract inflammation as well. If you are looking for a solid sativa that gets you going in the morning with some anti inflammatory properties this is it!

Morning Energy

If you are looking for a solid sativa that gets you going in the morning with some anti inflammatory properties this is it! I have found this strain useful for GI tract inflammation. Make sure you get a variable temp battery so your cartridge will last longer on the lowest temp setting. You will definitely be satisfied with the flavor this cart!

Last edited by cmaria on 10/26/18 at 1:27 PM Pacific

Bubble Hash: Sky Valley OG

CHUNKY

Loving this hash to give my flower an extra kick without needing a second bowl. The chunks are nice and dense. When you mix it in with flower, it burns slowly because the pieces are so large. I was sedated with a strong cerebral effect, perfect to relax. Overall I really enjoyed this hash because it made my session more effective.

Last edited by cmaria on 10/26/18 at 1:38 PM Pacific

Oil Cartridge: Cookies 'n Cream

Happy & Tasty

Strong, relaxing, very psychoactive and happy, CnC is an awesome anytime strain that will give you a comforting feeling without putting you to sleep or making you intensely energized. A wonderful mood elevator and de-stressor with a lovely taste.

Last edited by cmaria on 10/26/18 at 1:42 PM Pacific

Preroll: Deep Line Alchemy #7

Distracted Mental State

This is PERFECT for when you need to forget everything or you just want to melt pain away! I was forgetting my sentences and just felt a heavy body effect that took away all stress, pain and anxiety. Wonderful for evening use!

Last edited by cmaria on 10/26/18 at 1:47 PM Pacific

Preroll: Mountain Temple

Top Of The Mountain

Mountain Temple is a wonderful morning strain to just go through your routine, maybe even take a walk. It is heady but not intensely so, great for those who need an energy boost but don't want to be super distracted. It just puts you in a great, easy and pleasant mood, like you really are in a temple in the mountains! ;)

Last edited by cmaria on 10/26/18 at 1:55 PM Pacific

Oil Cartridge: OG Kush

Rest Up & Couchlock

If you need to rest this will get you there without feeling super sedated - it is a much more natural relaxation that makes you feel calm and relaxed. Perfect for social use or just unwinding after a long day. Wonderful for couch time and easing into sleep.

Last edited by cmaria on 10/26/18 at 1:57 PM Pacific

Complete Relief

Blue Cheese takes the edge off at the end of the day and soothes me into a deeply relaxed state - whole body relaxation. After a little while I'm ready to go to bed. The taste of the cartridge is very pleasant and reminiscent of the flower, though not as intensely sweet.

Last edited by cmaria on 10/26/18 at 3:31 PM Pacific

Nighty Night

Blue Cheese takes the edge off at the end of the day and soothes me into a deeply relaxed state - whole body relaxation. After a little while I'm ready to go to bed. The taste of the cartridge is very pleasant and reminiscent of the flower, though not as intensely sweet. Use a variable voltage battery so your cartridge lasts longer!

Last edited by cmaria on 10/26/18 at 3:31 PM Pacific

  • Reviewed 10/19/18

Tasty Punch

Sweet & Sour Sherbet is super tasty - very sweet with a little punch at the end. It really took the edge off a tension headache I was working through. Just a bowl of this really helped mellow out my mood, relax and just took care of my headache without having to resort to Tylenol. Great option for those looking for a balanced, mellow hybrid for any time of the day!

  • Reviewed 10/12/18

Works Like A Charm

I found this product to be effective upon contact. The stiffness in my back and fingers due to the rainy weather subsided in a few minutes and I could feel a gentle heat on the area. I also love that it’s a stick for easy and non wasteful application. I would buy a larger size if it’s ever available!

Last edited by cmaria on 10/12/18 at 5:35 AM Pacific

Tincture: Loudmouth OG Rosin

Takes The Edge Off

Fifteen minutes after taking this tincture my mood felt a lot lighter, my headache and eye spasms significantly improved and it relaxed me without making me sleepy, I felt a balanced effect true to its hybrid composition. I am very interested in trying the flower.

Last edited by cmaria on 10/12/18 at 5:41 AM Pacific

  • Reviewed 10/4/18

Easy Handling

I’m really enjoying the texture and flavor of this rosin. It’s not gooey or sticky, it’s actually creamy and the parchment makes it even easier to handle. If you put it in the fridge for a few minutes it’s even better. The GG taste is strong and overpowering and the vapor is smooth. Great for the evening, especially paired with some GG or Blueberry flower for max relaxation.

  • Reviewed 9/25/18

Watermelon (Shake SALE)

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What You Need This Evening

Watermelon left me with a strong, distracting heady daze. It did not make me sleepy at all but it took my mind off of the day’s activities. Excellent for evening use and for people who enjoy strong body and head effects.

  • Reviewed 9/1/18

Cookies 'n Cream Smalls (SALE)

Happy and Relaxed

I’ve had Cookies and Cream before and it was amazing! Strong, relaxing, very psychoactive and happy. This batch lives up to the previous CnC. The buds are larger and super dense!. This is a great anytime strain that will give you a comforting feeling without putting you to sleep or getting you intensley energized. Wonderful mood elevator and destressor!

Goji OG (SALE)

We all love Goji

Goji is an excellent energetic and fun strain to try. It’s going to leave you pumped, kind of distracted and possibly giggly. I have found this strain useful for GI tract inflammation as well. The smell is particularly earthy and berrylike and the buds are bright green and packed tight. If you are looking for a solid sativa that gets you going in the morning with some anti inflammatory properties this is it!

Last edited by cmaria on 9/1/18 at 3:49 AM Pacific

Preroll: 3Pac

Social Time

3PAC had me in a great mood for conversation with friends. We had a blast talking and laughing all evening. Definitely not a sleepy feeling, more so happy and in a great mood. The taste is very nice, definitely citrusy and pleasant. It did not make me feel paranoid, just took the edge off.

Last edited by cmaria on 9/1/18 at 4:01 AM Pacific

  • Reviewed 8/18/18

Space Dust: Fruity Pebbles

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Custom Combo Options

I was pleasantly surprised with space dust. I used my bong and just smoked one bowl and I have to say it packed a punch!! It was definitely strong and tasty. I can see a lot of potential in these little salads, especially for patients looking to maximize strain effects, to add CBD and/or with higher tolerances. I find it to be a similar concept to prerolls that contain combinations of hash, such as the moonrock prerolls. Interesting product - would love to try other combos!

Wait...what?!

This is PERFECT for when you need to forget everything or you just want to melt pain away! I was forgetting my sentences and just felt a heavy body effect that took away all stress, pain and anxiety. Wonderful for evening use!

Last edited by cmaria on 8/18/18 at 9:22 AM Pacific

Happy & Nice

This put me in a great mood! Its a great morning strain to just go through your routine, maybe even take a walk. It is heady but not intensely so, great for those who need an energy boost but don't want to be super distracted.

Last edited by cmaria on 8/18/18 at 12:37 PM Pacific

  • Reviewed 8/10/18

OG Kush (SALE)

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LOVE IT

This is delicious - it is so fragrant and the buds are just beautiful! It offers strong, relaxing effects that crush stress and anxiety. If you need to rest this will get you there without feeling super sedated - it is a much more natural relaxation that makes you feel calm and relaxed. Perfect for social use or just unwinding after a long day. Wonderful for couch time and easing into sleep.

  • Reviewed 7/25/18

Preroll: Valley Girl

Catch Up With A Friend

Valley Girl is just what you need to catch up with a friend you haven't seen in a while. It is happy but a little introspective and meditative. It is not an "in your head" feeling, but more of a mental break where you just feel relaxed and into what you are doing. Excellent hybrid!

  • Reviewed 7/21/18

3PAC

Social Time

3PAC had me in a great mood for conversation with friends. We had a blast talking and laughing all evening. Definitely not a sleepy feeling, more so happy and in a great mood. The taste is very nice, definitely citrusy and pleasant. It did not make me feel paranoid, just took the edge off.

Valley Girl (SALE)

Catching Up Mood

Valley Girl is just what you need to catch up with a friend you haven't seen in a while. It is happy but a little introspective and meditative. It is not an "in your head" feeling, but more of a mental break where you just feel relaxed and into what you are doing.

Last edited by cmaria on 7/21/18 at 2:26 PM Pacific

  • Reviewed 7/20/18

Dosing Options

I took 2 of these capsules and I had an excellent night's sleep! They did not make me groggy but they relaxed me and just made me naturally drift off to dreamland. I did not feel heavily sedated, but definitely see the potential of upping the dose upon demand. There are days that my back pain is intense so 3 or 4 capsules will probably knock me out enough to not feel any pain. I also think that the granulated oil w isolate is much better than an oil capsule, as oil capsules sometimes leak. Wonderful product!

  • Reviewed 7/13/18

Rosin: Gorilla Glue #1 (SALE)*

So fragrant!

This rosin smells EXACTLY like the GG flower - amazing! It is sooooo fragrant! I can tell it's super fresh because of how terpy it is and how gooey it feels when I pick it up with a dabber. Also, these jars are so much more convenient than parchment because I can scoop it up easily and I can even put back any extra that I picked up. I just love the smell and the texture of these new Liberty rosins! Definitely interested in trying out some more!

Last edited by cmaria on 7/13/18 at 1:09 PM Pacific

  • Reviewed 7/11/18

Killer Queen Bee

"What was I saying again?"

Killer Queen Bee will leave you with a strong "buzz" (haha)! It is definitely a great sativa with a strong cerebral effect and it will make you feel amazing! It's great for distracting you from pain, having a fun time with friends, enhancing your appetite and getting stuff done with energy and enthusiasm. It reminds me a bit of the heady OG Ghost Train Haze effect, which I absolutely love. Awesome fragrance as well - loving this strain!

Hash Ball: Fruity Pebbles

Great Kick

Fruity Pebbles Hash gets me in a great mood! If I need a high dose in a short period of time, this is the way to do it. The texture is deliciously pasty and creamy - it doesn't break apart in crumbs. Using a dab tool to place this on your flower is super easy. Great for anyone who wants to try concentrates without investing in fancy devices!

Last edited by cmaria on 7/11/18 at 12:32 PM Pacific

Preroll: Citrus Sap #3

Anytime Strain

Citrus Sap is a great strain for any time, great for social time and mood elevation. It doesn't make me tired or sleepy and even though it leans towards sativa it is not very distracting. It's still clear enough to work on projects.

Last edited by cmaria on 7/11/18 at 12:36 PM Pacific

Preroll: Green Crack

My favorite

Green Crack brightens up my day - I feel motivated and enjoy my activities thoroughly. It is euphoric but not too much to handle, good for working on a project or going to the supermarket. I feel like it makes me a little introspective and focused on my thoughts - good for journaling!

Last edited by cmaria on 7/11/18 at 2:17 PM Pacific

Preroll: Gorilla Glue #1 (SALE)

Crush Cramps

GG1 is amazing! It has gotten rid of menstrual cramps from hell and helped me go back to bed if I wake up in the middle of the night. While it is potent and effective, it’s also great to unwind for the day and enjoy some relaxing evening time. GG1 just makes me feel amazing. An excellent choice for total mind/body relaxation!

Last edited by cmaria on 7/11/18 at 2:20 PM Pacific

Preroll: Lemon OG

Happy Camper

Lemon OG had me in enthusiastic conversation after a long day in no time. My stress and exhaustion melted away and I felt relaxed and "in the moment". Even though I wanted to go home, I went to the grocery store and did not get annoyed at the unusually long time it took to pay - that's how you know it's really working! Thanks Lemon OG for extending my patience and helping me chill even in trying circumstances.

Last edited by cmaria on 7/11/18 at 2:22 PM Pacific

Preroll: Strawberry Diesel

Sweet Treat

This new batch of Strawberry Diesel is delicious! Sweet smell and sweet taste, nugs packed super dense, all around great quality bud. The effect is heady but not body heavy - great for lively conversation and getting things done in a great mood. Good for any time of the day!

Last edited by cmaria on 7/11/18 at 2:25 PM Pacific

Preroll: Blue Cheese

Sleepytime

I love Blue Cheese. It takes the edge off at the end of the day and soothes me into a deeply relaxed state - whole body relaxation. After a little while I'm ready to go to bed. The smell & taste is super sweet!

Last edited by cmaria on 7/11/18 at 2:29 PM Pacific

Preroll: Jane West Night (LA Choc)

Ready for Sleep

I love Blue Cheese. It takes the edge off at the end of the day and soothes me into a deeply relaxed state - whole body relaxation. After a little while I'm ready to go to bed. The smell & taste is sweet and pungent!

Last edited by cmaria on 7/11/18 at 2:30 PM Pacific

Preroll: Cannatonic LR5

All Day, Any Day

Cannatonic LR5 packs a punch! Heady but manageable for any time of the day, it's great for relieving sore muscles, PMS, headaches, GI issues and stress. I find it is a bit more towards sativa because there is not a lot of body relaxation, more so distraction from pain.

Last edited by cmaria on 7/11/18 at 2:31 PM Pacific

  • Reviewed 7/7/18

Space Monkey (Shake)

Chill time

This strain is perfect for an afternoon chill without feeling sleepy or heavily sedated. It's great forspending time with friends, watching TV or just unwinding after work. Great for stress relief and mood elevation! The buds are beautiful, fluffy, bright green and the smell is strong and sweet with a little earthy kick in the end.

  • Reviewed 7/5/18

Raw Cacao Squares: Indica (SALE)

Can I eat the whole bag?

These chocolate squares are delicious! Be careful though, more than 1 will have you feeling very relaxed. I had 2 of these and felt a pleasant relaxation all over my body. It didn't make me sleepy right away, but I find it enhanced my body's natural sleep process and helped me ease into sleep. It felt very natural, not psychoactive at all. If you need insomnia relief, these are the way to go!

Double Tangie Banana (SMALL BUDS)

Flavor Punch

In spite of Double Tangie Banana being a sativa, I found it to be a bit relaxing as well. It has a nice head effect - kind of starting behind the eyes - but also some body, which I found surprising in a nice way. It made me feel great and elevated my mood. It was mellow enough for anytime and the flavor was DELICIOUS!

Last edited by cmaria on 7/5/18 at 3:44 PM Pacific

  • Reviewed 6/29/18

Feel Great Anytime

Kushzilla is a solid hybrid option for a number of ailments, including headaches, body, pain, stress, fatigue and GI inflammation issues. I have used Kushzilla particularly for GERD and it always takes away the pain and discomfort within a few minutes. Headaches and eye pressure are also an issue for me and Kushzilla does the trick!

  • Reviewed 6/21/18

Double Black (Shake SALE)

Chill Medicine

Second Time - I actually bumped up this strain from 4 to 5 stars. When I rolled this in a joint I enjoyed it much more than when I had it in a bowl. It was a lot more flavorful and I feel like it burned great! It was the perfect amount of moist/sticky/oily and it made me feel awesome for just chilling on the couch. Double Black is a great new addition to my fav indicas!

This strain is nice for afternoon relaxation. I did not feel very sleepy, more so relaxed and ready to enjoy some couch time. The smell is strong piney / citrusy. However, the taste is pungent and very earthy, different than the smell. Buds are looking amazing! I haven't seen this strain anywhere else, seems like it's new on the block, so that's a good reason to stop by and try it!

Last edited by cmaria on 6/29/18 at 2:46 PM Pacific

  • Reviewed 6/18/18

Triple Cherry Diesel (Small Buds)

Heady Fun

This strain is fun, it reminds me of Strawberry Diesel. I feel it has a bit more head to it than body. Good for a fun time, getting stuff done around the house, headaches and appetite stimulation. It's definitely great for daytime. The buds are also beautiful - thick, dark and fragrant.

  • Reviewed 6/18/18
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Body & Mind

Even though this is a sativa leaning hybrid with a strong head effect, this strain is definitely heavy in the body as well. It's excellent for body pain and unwinding at the end of the day - still uplifting for social time but not too focused /clear for the morning. It reminds me a bit of Chemdawg because of its strong head/body buzz. Also, the buds are huge, dense and fragrant - a strawberry smell with a bit of pungent!

Last edited by cmaria on 6/18/18 at 11:51 AM Pacific

Triple Cherry Diesel (Small Buds)

Heady Fun

This strain is fun, it reminds me of Strawberry Diesel. I feel it has a bit more head to it than body. Good for a fun time, getting stuff done around the house, headaches and appetite stimulation. It's definitely great for daytime. The buds are also beautiful - thick, dark and fragrant.

Last edited by cmaria on 6/18/18 at 12:37 PM Pacific

  • Reviewed 6/10/18

Hash Ball: Merry 'n Berry

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Extra Kick

Adding some MB pressed hash to my bowl takes it to the next level! If I need a high dose in a short period of time, this is the way to get there with just one or two bowls. No need for rigs or special devices! The texture is deliciously pasty and creamy. It doesn't break apart in crumbs and grabbing some on a dab tool is very easy and straightforward. Excellent!

Citrus Sap #3 (Shake)

Anytime Strain

Citrus Sap is a great strain for any time, great for social time and mood elevation. It doesn't make me tired or sleepy and even though it leans towards sativa it is not very distracting. It's still clear enough to work on projects.

Last edited by cmaria on 6/10/18 at 9:49 AM Pacific

  • Reviewed 6/3/18

Ace of Spades (SMALL BUDS)

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Sleepy Time

Don't be deceived by this strain's THC test result - Ace is a perfect example of how some strains have powerful effects in spite of their THC content. It will have you yawning and sleeping like a baby!

  • Reviewed 6/2/18

Fruity Pebbles (SALE)(Shake)

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Fruity Is Right

So glad I gave this batch of Fruity Pebbles a try because it is so tasty and puts me in a great mood! The feeling is light, happy and relaxed, true to its indica lean. The taste is sweet and pleasant and it smells just like a bowl of fruit. The buds are thick, dense and still a bit sticky though not too much. I really enjoyed it and would recommend it for stress relief, social time, headaches, body pain and GI inflammation.

Last edited by cmaria on 6/2/18 at 5:54 AM Pacific

  • Reviewed 5/24/18

Dreamsicle Skunk

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Eye Spasm Relief

Whenever I don't get enough sleep, the nerves around my eyes start to spasm. This results in a highly annoying, uncontrollable twitch around my eyelids and tear ducts which just makes everything more challenging during the day. I hadn't given Dreamsicle Skunk a chance until I had this issue and was pleasantly surprised - within a few minutes my eye twitch subsided enough for me to forget about it and just go about my day. For higher tolerances, I would suggest mixing this in with some high THC flower to get increased muscle relaxation.

  • Reviewed 5/23/18
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Buds Like Rocks

This new batch of Liberty Blue Dream is so sweet! The buds are huge, dense, beautifully trimmed (no sugar leaves in sight) and kind of sticky. It smells/tastes intensely of blueberries and is great for any time - I can have BD in the morning to take on the day as well as at night for an uplifted, stress free mood. Good for aches, pains, heartburn and depression during the daytime due to its functional effect. I don't feel that it's sleepy, intense or distracting. Perfectly balanced for any time!

Honey Oil: Rutherford B. Haze

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Tasty Pain Relief

If you are in pain and need a high dose of 1:1 this is for you. RBH is an excellent strain for dealing with pain at any time of the day because it is functional enough to work on but mellow enough to avoid overstimulation or anxiety. The application is the easiest of all the concentrates at TWC - simply squeeze a little bit onto your vape pen's coil and you're all set without a mess. It's perfect for people who enjoy cartridges and are looking to explore other concentrates.

Last edited by cmaria on 5/23/18 at 7:24 AM Pacific

One Hitter

Discreet

This cigarette camouflaged one hitter is super convenient for when you are on the go. Plus, it stops you from overmedicating! It's so tiny it fits in the palm of your hand. I have several of these and always keep one handy.

Last edited by cmaria on 5/23/18 at 7:33 AM Pacific

  • Reviewed 5/22/18
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Mellow & Happy

I love District Cookies! The cookie taste is definitely there - an unmistakable sweetness at the end. Even though this is an Indica, I can definitely use this strain in the afternoon or in a social context because it doesn't make me feel sleepy, just relaxed and happy. I feel that it uplifts my mood and makes watching Netflix, sketching or conversations with friends all the more enjoyable. It helps me get rid of headaches, eye pressure and has gotten rid of my heartburn as well. Last but not least - the buds are huge, dense and so, so frosty!

Elements King Size Slim Paper & Tip

My FAV Papers

I love Elements because they are rice paper. They burn nice and smoothly and hardly produce any ash or intense/smelly smoke. I also find them easier to roll for some reason - they don't stick to my fingers like hemp. I love this little pack because it includes everything you need to roll a large joint WITH A TIP so you don't get any herb in your mouth and so that your j stays nice and dry.

Last edited by cmaria on 5/22/18 at 2:58 PM Pacific

  • Reviewed 5/15/18

Cookies 'n Cream #3

Sweet Taste

I can identify the sweet aftertaste of Cookies n Cream when I take a hit. I can tell that it's CC from just a taste - it is that flavorful! I like how even though the THC level is not through the roof, it has strong relaxing and stress relieving qualities. Definitely gets me in a nice, relaxed and happy mood!

  • Reviewed 5/11/18

Greenhead

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Happy & Stress Free

GreenHead has become one of my new favorite strains at TWC! It is wonderful for mood elevation, a fun time with friends, handling household tasks or creative projects. It is strong and definitely distracting - great for getting your mind off pain or bad thoughts.

  • Reviewed 4/29/18

Animal Cookies (Shake)

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Gorgeous

This batch of Animal Cookies is exactly right - huge, dense, frosty buds with a dark green and purple sheen. The taste is definitely reminiscent of animal cookies - sweet with a little tangy kick in the end - and I found myself pleasantly surprised at how accurate the name is for the taste. Tasty and wonderful, it didn't make me sleepy but definitely got me in a silly and happy mood. Excellent for stress relief, mood elevation and social time.

Lee Roy

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Ready For Bed

The first thing I love about Lee Roy is how stinky it is. Lemony, earthy and pungent, it can be smelled from a mile away. If you are in need of intense pain relief from muscle pain, Lee Roy is the one. It's also heavy enough to put you out for the night. No more insomnia !

Last edited by cmaria on 4/29/18 at 2:02 PM Pacific

  • Reviewed 4/14/18

Indigo Berry Kush Shake (SALE)

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Had Me Yawning

I tried Indigo Berry Kush several times and each time I began yawning intensely, even before finishing my bowl. The scent is earthy and mild, perfect for people who are sensitive to strong fragrances. I was impressed at how smooth it hit - no cough at all!

  • Reviewed 3/27/18

Green Crack (SHAKE) (SALE)

Ready for the Day

Green Crack brightens up my day - I feel motivated and enjoy my activities thoroughly. It is euphoric but not too much to handle, good for working on a project or going to the supermarket. I feel like it makes me a little introspective and focused on my thoughts - good for journaling!

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Top Shelf Excellence

Kashmir Black is EXCELLENT in every way. Euphoric and uplifting, it's perfect to help you enjoy anything you're up to. It will get rid of your headache, relax your muscles, relieve menstrual cramps, tone down heartburn and get you ready for an awesome time. When you open the jar, the fragrance is overpowering - you know you made a great choice as soon as you smell it! The buds are super dense and covered in crystals. When you light it up you can keep on hitting it for a while as it is so thick. From the way it smells to its taste to its effects, its all around wonderful. If you are a fan of Girl Scout Cookies - Kashmir Black is a must!

Last edited by cmaria on 3/27/18 at 3:46 PM Pacific

  • Reviewed 3/25/18

Strawberry Diesel (Shake)

Sweet Treat

This new batch of Strawberry Diesel is delicious! Sweet smell and sweet taste, nugs packed super dense, all around great quality bud. The effect is heady but not body heavy - great for lively conversation and getting things done in a great mood. Good for any time of the day!

Gorilla Glue #1 (Shake SALE)

Earthy Vibes

GG1 smells delicious and looks amazing! It's earthy and piney tones tickle my nose when I take a long whiff and I feel it in the back of my throat. GG1 has gotten rid of menstrual cramps from hell and helped me go back to bed if I wake up in the middle of the night. While it is potent and effective, it’s also great to unwind for the day and enjoy some relaxing evening time. GG1 just makes me feel amazing. An excellent choice for mind/body relaxation without knocking you out completely!

Last edited by cmaria on 3/27/18 at 4:14 AM Pacific

  • Reviewed 3/17/18

Liberty Balm

Numbing Sensation

I could feel my hands tingling as I applied Liberty Balm to my stiff lower back muscles. On contact I felt a gentle numbing sensation on my back. That paired with massage helped the muscles relax enough for me to get into a comfortable position and fall asleep. My hands and fingers also swell up at the joints, so I am looking forward to using Liberty Balm to relieve stiffness there as well. I love that it's not smelly or greasy - perfect for massaging into the skin without leaving an oily mess like petroleum based balms. It is made with natural ingredients that the skin is better able to absorb. Also, a little bit goes a long way! If your pain is due to inflammation (arthritis) and/or muscular tension (spasms), this balm offers a welcome break from its intensity.

  • Reviewed 3/14/18

Rosin: Super CBD

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I FEEL THIS

I have several herniations on my lumbar and sacral vertebrae which cause excruciating sciatica nerve pain and muscle spasms. These past few days my pain has been very intense and impairing - I've had trouble walking, getting up from bed and just general movements. Due to the severe pain I decided to try something with a high CBD concentration such as this rosin. 10 minutes after taking 3 hits of Super CBD Rosin I was definitely feeling the pain subside, similar to how you would feel after taking a pain relief medicine such as Aleve. I was SO impressed by the difference it made! After a few hours I could feel the effect wearing off, so I know that the CBD really was working towards my pain relief. Reached for more in a heartbeat - definitely recommended for sciatica pain!

Last edited by cmaria on 3/16/18 at 1:52 PM Pacific

  • Reviewed 3/1/18

Dispensary Review:

Takoma Wellness Center

Takoma Wellness Family

From the moment you come into the dispensary you can see the teamwork in action. Security, the front desk, each and every patient consultant and of course the Kahns all make you feel absolutely special and taken care of. Takoma Wellness feels just like family! <3

  • Reviewed 2/28/18

Lemon OG (Shake)

Happy Camper

Lemon G had me in enthusiastic conversation after a long day in no time. My stress and exhaustion melted away and I felt relaxed and "in the moment". Even though I wanted to go home, I went to the grocery store and did not get annoyed at the unusually long time it took to pay - that's how you know it's really working! Thanks Lemon G for extending my patience and helping me be chill even in trying circumstances.

Purple Pineapple Kush (Shake)

Always a Winner

PPK is always a winner in my book! All around body/mind relaxation, perfect pick me up for the end of the day. It destressed me, elevated my mood and took away my tension headache w just a few puffs. PPK all the way!

Last edited by cmaria on 2/28/18 at 12:37 PM Pacific

  • Reviewed 2/26/18

OG Ghost Train Haze

Sweet Fun

If I could give this 10 stars I would! WOW - the buds are large, thick and so, so fragrant! Opening my package filled my nose with the aroma of a full bouquet of flowers! The taste is as delicious as the scent and the effect is intense, heady, fun, conversational and definitely a mood upper. This is one of my favorite strains of the moment, great for getting creative projects done or just having an awesome time.

OG Malawi Haze

Focused Energy

These buds are dense, beautiful and bright green with orange stigmas all over. It has a delicious, earthy aroma with a little citrus note at the end. OG Malawi Haze is great for mood elevation and focusing on an activity that engages both your body and mind for a sustained period of time, such as writing, cooking, cleaning or reorganizing your closet!

Last edited by cmaria on 2/26/18 at 12:54 PM Pacific

Cannatonic CAPS (SALE Shake)

All Day, Any Day

I don't generally select fluffier buds, but DO NOT be deceived - Cannatonic LR5 packs a punch! Heady but manageable for any time of the day, it's great for relieving sore muscles, PMS, headaches, GI issues and stress.

Last edited by cmaria on 2/26/18 at 1:10 PM Pacific

  • Reviewed 2/23/18

Pineapple (SALE)

Delicious

This strain is absolutely delicious! It has a wonderful skunky/pungent smell with a sweet hint to it. The happy feeling I got was perfect for lifting my mood, engaging in productive conversation and getting a few things done. Pineapple Skunk will put you in an awesome mood without knocking you out for the night!

Classic Blueberry (SALE)

Blueberries in a Jar

Blueberries are one of my favorite fruits and this strain is like sticking your nose into a pint of fresh, plump, juicy blueberries! The sweet smell and flavor give this excellent nighttime treat extra points. Blueberry will make your nighttime Netflix watching a kind of immersive experience until your deep state of relaxation helps you just close your eyes and finally turn it off. This is one of my favorite Indicas at TWC!

Last edited by cmaria on 2/23/18 at 5:17 AM Pacific

Jack in the House

There is a reason Jack is a classic - an excellent strain for being productive, getting some work done or to just make your morning walk all the more pleasant. Definitely focused with intense pain relief, mood elevation and GI tract relief. Jack is always a must!

Last edited by cmaria on 2/28/18 at 8:10 PM Pacific

  • Reviewed 1/3/18

Mimosa #6

Goodbye Social Anxiety

Bright white trichomes absolutely pop on gorgeous, dark purple buds. The smell is musky, sweet and citrusy - I could taste it after every hit and it was lovely! A few hits chilled me out during a social engagement in which I met new people. I expected it to be a short visit as I wasn't feeling well or in the mood for hanging with a crowd. However, I ended up staying all afternoon making arts and crafts with new friends. It was fun and I was later glad I went in spite of feeling anxious beforehand. Mimosa crushed feelings of awkwardness and self consciousness - it helped me relax and just go with the flow. Definitely uplifted my mood!

Last edited by cmaria on 2/28/18 at 8:12 PM Pacific

Sunflower Purple (SALE)

ZZZ...

Sunflower Purple is deliciously fragrant, earthy and sweet. A good whiff of it is "mmm" all around as was the taste when I smoked that first bowl. It helped me unwind and get into a comfortable mood, ready to sleep. The effect is definitely sedating and couch-lock is guaranteed! I like it for when the day is over and I'm ready for ultimate mind/body relaxation, a good movie or drifting off to sleep.

Last edited by cmaria on 1/2/18 at 8:06 PM Pacific

Honey Oil: Girl Scout Cookies (GSC)

Tasty

The taste of this honey oil awesome - intense pure, earthy and piney GSC taste. It tastes exactly the same as the GSC live resin I've tried - wow! I'm really impressed by how tasty it is. The syringe makes it easy to dispense onto your vape pen's coil. I use honey oil to kick it up a bit after some flower. The head high is intense - I can feel the pressure receding behind my eyeballs and total peace.

Last edited by cmaria on 1/22/18 at 6:58 AM Pacific

Sunflower Black (SALE)

GERD Relief

If you live with GERD, waking up in the middle of the night with heartburn is very common. On top of the high levels of inflammation that result from heartburn, it disrupts my sleep. Sunflower Black helps soothe my GERD symptoms - it actually gets rid of them - so I'm able to go back to sleep without taking pills. The woody smell tickles your nostrils immediately when you open the bag. It's very fragrant and tasty.

Last edited by cmaria on 1/2/18 at 9:13 PM Pacific

  • Reviewed 12/16/17

No Tylenol For Me

The other day I got home in a bad mood, with a stabbing headache and jittery from too much coffee and LA Chocolat took away my headache and chilled my evening with just 2-3 hits! The buds are super dense and covered in shiny trichomes. Definitely loving it!

Last edited by cmaria on 2/26/18 at 12:50 PM Pacific

  • Reviewed 11/4/17

White Widow (Shake)

Creative Focus

The first time I tried White Widow I was turned off by it's strong taste. I gave it another chance and I was able to look past that because of the wonderful creative focus that it provided. I remained focused on my painting for one more hour than I usually do! I would say this is a great strain for working with your hands and body, great for enjoying music, dancing, painting, drawing and maybe even some creative writing.

Oil Cartridge: OG Ghost Train Haze

Fun Creeper

Warning: this creeps up on you. You might not feel it right away, but after a few minutes you will be feeling the strong euphoric effects of OG Ghost Train Haze. 1 - 2 hits is enough for a go-with-the-flow, happy and uplifted mood, more than that might leave you kind of dazed and contemplative. Taste is strong with some floral undertones. Great for day time use - doesn't give you a heavy feeling, more of an energetic high. Make sure to have some snacks on hand for later on!

Last edited by cmaria on 11/4/17 at 4:04 AM Pacific

  • Reviewed 11/3/17

Capsules: Source (Sativa)

Chill Pill

I was feeling frazzled yesterday and had a pounding headache due to stress and a bad night's sleep, so I took a 50 mg Indica capsule and in 1 hr I could feel that it really helped bring down the tension. It got rid of my headache, helped me focus on some things I needed to do and I slept through the night peacefully and deeply. I woke up well rested, a big difference from last night!

  • Reviewed 10/25/17

SALE: Strawberry Jack

For my morning walk

This strain is great to start your day with focus and a positive mood. Definitely not a heavy or heady high - great for tackling high energy activities during the day. It makes my morning walk a bit nicer!

Oil Cartridge: Strawnana

Wow!

This product is amazing. It's very potent - one hit will have you in a relaxed, comfy mood with strong euphoric effects. Over an hour flew by until I reached for more! Definitely great for relaxing at home during the weekend, calming anxiety symptoms and easing into sleep at night time.

Last edited by cmaria on 10/24/17 at 10:43 PM Pacific

  • Reviewed 10/2/17

Light of Jah

Calm Morning Focus

I vaped a bit of this in the morning and am feeling relaxed, definitely in a nice mellow mood, not extremely anxious about being tight on time. The taste has some heat to it with some fruity undertones. It’s smooth, doesn’t make me cough harshly and doesn’t tickle my nose. Definitely focused relaxation, nice for daytime.

Sleepy Comfort

I love Blue Cheese. It takes the edge off at the end of the day and soothes me into a deeply relaxed state - whole body relaxation. After a little while I'm ready to go to bed. The smell & taste is sweet and pungent and the buds are beautiful!

Last edited by cmaria on 10/1/17 at 5:33 PM Pacific

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