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Cinema Kid

Location:
Boulder, Colorado
Occupation:
An Awesome Roommate
Gender:
Male
Website:
www.rubberduckyfilm.com
Hometown:
Chicago, Illinois
My fantasy hobby is:
Levitating and Dragon Slaying
My most prized possession is:
The strains I use for dragon slaying and levitating.
Lately I've been recommending:
Oxygen. It's part of the Kush family and my favorite gas on earth.
I really need to cut back on:
Tai Chi
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Member since:
Mar 2012
Dispensary Reviews:
2
Medicine Reviews:
29
Following:
15

Dispensary & Marijuana Reviews

  • Reviewed 9/13/12

Grape Fruit Diesel x Mr. Nice

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GFD x Mr. Nice - Orbiting Bliss on a Planet of Sedation

The roots of this exclusive Boulder Medical Marijuana Dispensary's creation is Grapefruit Diesel x Mr. Nice. Mr Nice is G13 x Hashplant. The strain "Mr. Nice" is named after a cannabis lover, hash smuggler, money launderer, and British spy from the 70's - Howard Marks a.k.a "Mr. Nice." A recent film was made about him. It's reason enough to try a gram. Here is a link to the "Mr. Nice' film trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApzPnkrTI4c

As for the strain, it tastes of citrus bordering on a grapefruit flavor. As you smoke the bowl, it grows to a cedar, piney, almost copal or sandalwood flavor. Really nice C-U-R-E. Great job. No one on the Front Range can get this close. Truly genius and worthwhile of all the Chrono-saureses in the Rocky Mountains.

The strain doesn't mess about announcing itself with a quick onset. It's like a space ship, draining the body for fuel and blasting off from the feet to the top of head, landing with full blown euphoria and positive energy. As the space ship reaches it's orbit, just passed the 7th chakra, 6 inches outside the crown of the head. It circles the body like a planet. The ship sends blissful energy into a three dimensional ball surrounding the body as rays of euphoria sedate your new planetary body in orbit. There were brief moments of 5 minutes, where all I was able to do was be blissed out, smiling, eyes closed, as my body found all positions comfortable. This one is overpoweringly wonderful, lasting the first time I smoked it a solid 90 minutes and every time after 45-60 minutes.

The come down is very soft and has the ability to make some people very cloudy, possibly yawny. Some folks have noticed if you smoke it at night, remnants of still feeling "high" in the morning have happened depending on tolerance levels. I'm an avid smoker and I'm able to use this as a good daytime strain, powering through the cloudy come down. The strong indica roots will leave the once a day smoker or weekend warrior extremely sedated. This one will definitely relax the muscles of the whole body.

Advanced dragon slayers will love this strain as a great change up to strains like a strong Blue Dream, Chem Dawg, Hindu Kush, a strong Flo, Skywalker OG, and Ogre 99. This one will calm the day and give you energy to complete tasks with no stress, no matter how tedious the task. The body pain relief is very nice to help with the longer battles, in case you should meet a strong dragon. Beginning users to Mid-level users will love this strain as it helps one learn how to levitate.

This strain is good for after you've saved the princess or prince and need something to celebrate with...along with brief moments of levitation.

Last edited by Cinema Kid on 9/12/12 at 9:56 PM Pacific

  • Reviewed 8/17/12

Hell's Angel OG

Dispensary:
Root Organic MMC
3
Strength

Hell's Angel OG - A Kush Angel for all Dragonslayers going to Hell and Back

This one is a mythical Kush whose folkllore is true. The mythological roots of Hell's Angel OG are supposedly OG Kush ( Chem Dawg x (Lemon Thai x Hindu Kush)) x Blackberry. This one is truly amazing.

The flavor is delicious and long-lasting. I smoked the joint until the end and the flavor lasted until the last drop. It's bright, citrus, piney, cedary, earthy, and caramel-like flavor.

There is an immediate muscle sedating effect through the head and arms, vibrating through the nerves and muscles. The fast acting nature of this strain sets in after the first or second hit it's like a SPEAR of LIGHT jamming THROUGH the THIRD-EYE, piercing the BRAIN. The spear melts sending angelic light sedating a body that's been through hell. (a tough work week, a stressful day, chronic pain, sore muscles, or stopping a racing mind) These effects take 3-5 minutes to set in. Every time you smoke another joint or bowl, the effects repeat themselves, until you decide to let it ride out into pure indica sedation.

This one is a dragonslayer's meditative strain. It's good to help relax the body and the spirit after a long battle, so the soul can levitate. For all the non-dragonslayers, it's good for weekend relaxing, napping, insomnia, and powerful body and mind sedation in all contexts.

Do not operate heavy machinery on this strain. Just in case you missed the last sentence, do not operate heavy machinery on this strain...unless it's on a video game.

Last edited by Cinema Kid on 8/17/12 at 2:37 PM Pacific

  • Reviewed 8/17/12

Rocky Mountain Blueberry

Dispensary:
The Farm

Rocky Mountain Blueberry - A Meditation on Clarity and Focus

The root of this strain is Dutch Passion Blueberry X Shishkaberry. ( DJ Short Flo's Blueberry x Afghani (The Red))

The taste is fruity, smelling of blueberry and a medley of one's favorite berries.

After I smoked a bowl there was an immediate head-shifting space as the visuals become active and imaginative, creating a distinct separation between the foreground and background. The medicinal effects bloom in the head, starting small and growing into the body. It starts as a 30 degree angle, looking out through the eyes and frontal lobes. The angle expands, blooming to 360 degrees, encompassing the head. The bloom drips into the body, running down the neck, shoulders, and mid-back. There is a creeping effect, slowly increasing the energy, clarity, and euphoria within 10-20 minutes. This is a nice functional indica, calming the body and mind with meditative energy, helping to focus ones actions on the task at hand.

The effects are longer lasting as yawns begin 30-40 minutes into the Rocky Mountain Blueberry journey. Even though I yawned, I think for advance users this is on the heavier side of the functional indica scale. For the once a day smoker and the weekend warriors, this one will induce more of a sedative effect for sleeping or couch-locked movie watching. Make sure to bring popcorn to the couch or a good snack as this strain has some appetite stimulating effects. Oh yeah and butter...or a good nutritional yeast.

Last edited by Cinema Kid on 8/17/12 at 2:13 PM Pacific

  • Reviewed 7/25/12

Hawaiin Kush

Dispensary:
Root Organic MMC
2
Strength

Hawaiin Kush - Smooth Waves of Calm Kush Bliss

Another smooth operating strain from the soil heads at Root Organic. The flavor is like a tropical POTpourri with undertones of fuel, and a smoothness that my throat loves. I medicate frequently and their strains consistently have one of the smoothest feelings on the back of my throat.

This Kush is either one of two crosses. It's either Hindu Kush x Maui Wowie. Or it's Hawaiin Sativa x OG Kush. From the looks of the nugget, it's more like a miniaturized OG Kush bud. Although I hope I'm wrong because I love Maui Wowie and Hindu Kush on their own, together the possibilities are endless.

I'm a sativa head and I have deep appreciation for strains that can calm my day down from the sativa high, not zap my energy, and keep me focused on doing stuff. The Hawaiin Kush is a pleasant surprise. I've tested it multiple times and the same thing seems to happen. I load a bowl and I stop smoking it halfway through as my world becomes calm with good-great-unexpected body and muscle sedation, extreme calmness, and an underflow of sustaining energy. If you're a type A person who gets anxiety and paranoia about getting things done, this strain takes the edge off and helps us enjoy the daily tasks, triumphs, miserable failures, and small moments.

The Hawaiin Kush is a mellowing Kush with some power for advanced users. For weekend warriors, this one will C-H-I-L-L you out and might even couch lock you. Regardless of potency needs, this one will calm the mind, that's guaranteed. If you smoke more than 5 times a day and want a strain to take off the sativa edge and still give you effects you can feel, Hawaiin Kush is a tasty, smooth option. I was smoking Golden Goat, a speedy and racy sativa, all day and the Hawaiin Kush shifted my anxiousness into calm bliss. It tamed the speedy sativa fire, while maintaining focus. The Hawaiin sativa or Maui Wowie roots give the undertone of consistent energy, keeping total sedation at bay. The Kush roots bring calm sedation that lives in the body sending periodic muscle relaxing waves to the head, slightly numbing the brain.

You can't fight dragons with this one, unless they're extremely slow dragons or baby dragons. You can definitely save princesses or princes with this strain. Hawaiin Kush will turn you into a "smooth operator" creating a zen like presence as you scale the tower for your damsel or dude in distress. (It's a modern world and men need saving too.)

If you like the Louie XVII, OG2, and Hindu Kush then the Hawaiin Kush is a nice change up. It's not as narcotic and couch-locking as the Louie XVII, it's more powerful than the OG2, and it's a nice complement to the Hindu Kush. This is a daytime indica that can also be used for body sedation at night. Beginning to Mid-level users will enjoy the body sedation, while advanced users will appreciate a nice functional indica break from sativa-saturated days and nights.

Last edited by Cinema Kid on 7/24/12 at 11:45 PM Pacific

  • Reviewed 7/23/12
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Golden Goat - The Dragonslayor's Secret Weapon

The base of this strain is I.S.S. x (Hawaiian Sativa x Romulan)

This one is a masterful incarnation of a good strain. The crystal structure is award-wining with connoisseur flavor and a cure to leave your lungs and throat craving more.

I've tried a good amount of Golden Goat and have not wanted to review it. This Golden Goat isn't like any goats I've seen in the Rocky Mountains.

This one is not a young goat - speedily, racing it's way up the mountain, not taking in the beauty around it, competing every step of the way. This one is a mature goat with a long sativa beard, dealing blows of ancient power with every step up the mountain. The effects are an immediate B-U-R-S-T of energy circulating in the head. The Island Sweet Skunk roots reveal themselves as the energy blooms into the body, settling in the chest. The chest is the source of the energy, bringing appreciation to the drum like pounding of the heart sending oxygen rich blood and long bearded sativa energy to the far reaches of the body.

Some folks are anxiety prone and might not want to cross paths with the Golden Goat (or anything with Cindy 99). As a Sativa Warrior, I try to notice the anxious energy or paranoia and then move that energy with exercise or any form of body movement that gets the blood pumping. In this way, I use the more racy strains to increase my physical activity, countering any indica induced couch lock. I'm currently using the goat's powers to pack boxes for moving, writing, emailing, website work, cleaning, and laundry. I'm also handwriting some things with nicely legible handwriting. Spelling. Goats can't spell.

This strain is good for all things needing energy: hiking, biking, swimming in Boulder creek, and all things movement. BMMD's current incarnation of Golden Goat is the Dragonslayer's secret weapon. You can slay dragons, big and small, all day on this strain. It'll even keep you energized as you transition to evening adventures in saving princesses and princes.

Pink Maui lovers will really enjoy this cut of the Golden Goat along with those who like Cindy 99, more energizing Skunk family members, and ChemDawg. The Golden Goat has a nice euphoria, while still maintaining a razor sharp spear point of energy.

For all the Dragonslayers out there...Attack!!!

  • Reviewed 7/23/12

Great White Shark

Dispensary:
Root Organic MMC
3
Strength

Great White Shark - The Strain Adaptogen

This strain is a magical cross of Super Skunk (Skunk#1 x Afghani) and White Widow (Brazil (Sativa)x India (Indica)). It's magical because these strains combined come from Mexico, Columbia, Afghanistan, Brazil and India. It's a piney tasting, multi-continental strain.

The effects are complex, at the very least. For me it's a fast acting sativa, announcing itself in 1-3 minutes after medicating. For a very slightly sativa leaning hybrid, it has a healthy amount of body and neck sedation, while still keeping energy and euphoria from the Skunk parentage. It lasted 15-30 minutes and then had a long slow fade down for about an hour, leaving the head a bit foggy, but nothing too mind numbing. I used this to do video editing all night and do website work for a new film. Out of the 4 strains, I was testing at the time, I finished the Great White Shark first. I didn't expect this to happen. For my friends, the Great White Shark induced a more narcotic indica-type effects. I noticed my friends with a faster metabolism had more sativa-like effects, while my friends with slower metabolism had more indica-like effects. Really strange, maybe this strain functions like adaptogenic herbs such as holy basil and green tea. Meaning the flower's effects adapt to the specific physical needs of the person medicating.

People who like White Widow, Chernobyl, and more narcotic Skunk strains will like this one. Or if your body turns the Great White Shark power into indica space then the effects will be more like an Afghani, LSD, Blue Buddha, and possibly a more narcotic Querkle. 5 stars for the strain adaptogen along with it's multi-continental roots.

Last edited by Cinema Kid on 7/24/12 at 11:48 PM Pacific

Dairy Queen

Dispensary:
Root Organic MMC
2
Strength

Dairy Queen - The Cow of P-O-W with Clouds of Butterflies

Dairy Queen is Cheese x Space Queen (Romulan x Cindy 99). It's a Sativa leaning hybrid.

This one is soil grown all the way and it's flavor reflects it 100%. It's a cheese flavor with fruit undertones, hints of fuelly-diesel taste, and a smoothness that felt great on the throat. Nice cure.

The Dairy Queen begins bursting (P-O-W) with energy in the head like a hundred butterflies circling trying to find a way out. The way out leads the butterfly energy to the body, settling calmy, expanding into a pain relieving cloud that surrounds the body. The initial burst of energy can last up to 15-25 minutes, and then the cloud resonates in the head and body for a good 30-40 minutes. The cloud disappears, taking the head energy away first, leaving relaxed clarity in the mind as waves of body sedation become whispers calling you to load up the next bowl.

This strain is similar to Bruce Banner or Green Crack, although it's not as aggressive or speedy, it's more euphoric in it's energy than Bruce Banner and has more body sedation than the Green Crack. Due to the initial burst of energy, this strain is great for hiking, movement, any activity where you want a burst of energy. As the energy leaves, it becomes clear and functional in the head with body buzzing left-overs. Advanced users might want more potency. Beginning to Mid-Level users will ride the cow of P-O-W with clouds of butterflies carrying them to perfect levels of "moooditation."

Last edited by Cinema Kid on 7/23/12 at 2:16 AM Pacific

  • Reviewed 7/23/12

Dutch Royal Orange

Dispensary:
The Farm
3
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S+I
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Flavor

Dutch Royal Orange - A Potent Citrus Hybrid for Skunk #1 Fans

The roots of this strain is Skunk #1(Mexican x Colombian x Afghanistan) x California Orange (Indica via Afghanistan)

Skunk Lovers will appreciate this potent, potent, potent hybrid with Skunk #1 at the root of the genetics. The orange flavor is brilliant for the first hit, followed by piney in flavors. If you medicate with a joint the citrus flavor last longer.

There is an immediate brightening of the world around you within the first minute. The brightness expands from the head and into the body. The Skunk roots allow this one to creep for a good 5-10 minutes, while the brightness expands to full head and body sedation and muscle relaxation. There is a nice sustaining euphoric energy. This is a nice change up for Sativa Lovers as it's got sativa energy with full body indica muscle relaxing effects. The effects last anywhere from 30 minutes to 1 hour, depending on the patient. As the high fades away, the world is calm and the mind isn't cloudy.

There is some appetite stimulation, euphoria, mood enhancing for depression, and body pain relief with energy. I've had several batches of this one. The first couple grams were 5 stars all the way and then I've had other 3 to 4 star grams which weren't as potent. So I'm torn. Further investigation reveals it's a solid 4 stars, due to appetite stimulation and multiple levels of long lasting effects.

Last edited by Cinema Kid on 7/23/12 at 10:29 AM Pacific

  • Reviewed 7/5/12

Louie VIII

Dispensary:
Root Organic MMC
3
Strength

Louie VIII - King of the KUSHES

I'm a Sativa lover with a great respect for Indica sedation and meditation. I searched to find the genetics and the best I can find is that it was a cross between a OG x a Real Kush. (You got to love the mystery.) This is a NoCal strain for sure. The effects are brilliant as energy pools in the base of the brain stem, radiating cool puddles of bliss sedating the head and body.

The flavor is never ending, starting with pine, moving into evergreen and copal, ending in various shades of cedar. There is a head-banding effect as energy dissipates from the base of the brain, filling the head with energy and the body with sedation. This body relaxation gives a burst of energy and then dips into a deep narcotic Indica (this one competes with the best Afghani Indica strains) carrying you off to blissful sleep. A specific example is the initial burst of energy convinced me I could work out, but then after the initial burst of energy I was sedated on a stretching mat. No movement, just a lot of laying down.

Do not attempt to fight dragons with this strain. This strain is meant for celebrating after the battle. Reflection. Meditation. The third eye is activated on this strain as you drift off to deep relaxation within 20 minutes of medicating or less.

Louie VIII is King of the Kushes. It's one of the top Kushes in potency and effects I've tried alongside the Hindu Kush and Skywalker Kush. (The Louie VIII is the most sedative and narcotic of the group.) This kush's specialty effects are:
more narcotic, muscle relaxation in body and head, sleep aid, shuts the thinking off putting one in the third eye as the sedation takes hold, increased circulation to the brain stem.

Last edited by Cinema Kid on 7/4/12 at 11:28 PM Pacific

U2 Bubba Kush

Dispensary:
Root Organic MMC
3
Strength

U2 Bubba - The all day and all night Kush Kloud

The base of U2 Bubba Kush is Bubba Kush (Bubble Gum x Kush) x Master Kush.

This is the first strain I'm checking out at Root Organic and I'm happy I picked a good one. I'm a huge fan of soil as a growing medium for flower power. Normally, I stay functional medicating with Sativa leaning strains. I'm glad I strayed from my normal routine for this mostly Indica strain.

The U2 Bubba Kush has a rising body and head sedation with the first 3-5 minutes. It's very even and strong. Along with this sedation comes an unexpected euphoria to the energy that's an undercurrent to the mellow body and head sedation. I think this incarnation of U2 Bubba Kush was grown in soil as it was one of the smoother smokes in my flower arsenal, meaning there was no back of the throat harshness after the exhale. The flavor was also long lasting thru the end of the bowl. The flavor was definitely not hydro.

Sometimes smoking Sativas all day can get speedy or too euphoric and I need a good equalizer that still allows me to function. Most importantly, I need a strain that calms a chaotic day with grounding calmness and stability, helping to enjoy the moment. The U2 Bubba gave me more body sedation throughout the day without a zapping of energy. At the end of the day, the U2 Bubba put me in a Kush cloud bringing me into the current moment calmly moving me from task to task. This indica leaning strain is a functional indica that is good for daytime and night time use. The strength is good for advanced users and will be overpoweringly narcotic for the weekend warriors. Enjoy!

  • Reviewed 7/1/12

Sour Diesel

Dispensary:
The Farm
3
Strength

Sour Diesel...A 3rd-Eyed Bigfoot with Unicorn Energy

The Sour Diesel's genetics are ChemDawg x NL#5. And I believe these get broken down into unconfirmed but thought to be Original Diesel (ChemDawg ’91 x [Massachusetts Super Skunk x Sensi Seeds Northern Lights] x DNL (Northern Lights/Shiva x Hawaiian). Now the fun part.

Regardless, this is a very healthy and robust cut of the Sour Diesel. You can taste and smell the ChemDawg parentage in this delightful incarnation of Sour Diesel as well as the euphoric power from the Dawg. The flavor is full, rich, reminding me of the diesel fuel it was named after. This is the strongest cut of Sour Diesel I've seen at the farm to date and that's saying a lot. The buds themselves are thick and chunky, a strong wind will never be able to pierce the density of these nuggets. I hear this cut came from a very special collective in Southern Colorado whose been protecting and evolving the strain for over 15 years. Lover's of the Sour Diesel might not even recognize this cut as it's the "Yeti" or "Bigfoot" of the Sour Diesel varieties. This is a true treat of human and cannabis symbiosis.

The effects are euphoric, energy, that keep you on your tippppppy toes. I've been going 110% at full speed as my mind is skillfully racing from one task to the next. It's a solid 60 minutes of goodness and I think this one will make it into the 2 full hours of Sour Diesel motivation. The come down is a slow fading down, that leaves the body and lingers in the head. I've been testing this one for a couple of days to see what it can do and the energy is focused around the Third Eye, almost pooling in circles like a unicorn horn. If strains like Head Band and Flo have a HALO-ing effect or warming of the head to make it feel like you're wearing a headband, this one shapes the energy around the Third Eye leading you to hyper-focus on any task. This is a good, no I take it back great energy strain. I feel this strain is so effective that it can turn night into daytime with it's euphoric energetic effects. I've pulled all nighters with this strain, typing into the weee hours of the morning and then slaying a dragon or two. Of course these effects are for advanced users. For weekend medical marijuana warriors, the euphoria might be overpowering and the energy might be better spent on an outdoor adventure, cleaning out a garage, mowing a lawn, or the triple Netflix movie marathon.

Personally, I'm a huge fan of using this strain to slay dragons and save princesses. On a side note, of all the strains I bought for this round of testing this one was the first to go. It got smoked fast and it was supposed to last one week. It lasted 3 days. At the end of the day, I did slay 5 dragons on one eighth and 0 princesses if that helps anybody out.

  • Reviewed 7/1/12
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Blue Steel

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Blue Steel - A versatile Sativa with Power

BLUE STEEL is Blue Dream x Headband.

Right of the bat the Headband wraps up your dome (head) with a nice warm HALO-ing effect like your wearing a headband or sock cap. The energy is blissful, calming, and worry free. The HALOing expands to full body sedation in 20 to 30 minutes. If your using Blue Steel during the day, you'll be all good and the body sedation will not take you into sleepy time, it'll just be body relaxing. If your Blue Steeling at night then this one can help you go to sleep as a slow drift off or a song that seduces you into sleep like a lullaby.
Nice versatility.

As the body effects take over, the head high gently drifts away leaving you in a very clear, alert, compassionate calm. This is a lot like the come down from the Blue Dream, gentle and clear, like waking up from a nap.

Blue Steel has good body sedation, muscle relaxation properties, while maintaining energy. I think it'll also be good for headaches. The flavor, I'm still trying to figure out, right now I think it's an earthy-blueberry, way more earthy with flashes of something fruity. If your into speedy sativas, this is more of a powerful mellow sativa with calm and clear energy. The potency level is high and perfect for advanced users. Mid-level users might find this strain to be too sedating as it's strength is wonderfully powerful.

This one is actually 6 stars out of 5. Believe it. It's real. Blue Steel.

Last edited by Cinema Kid on 6/30/12 at 9:10 PM Pacific

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Cheesequake

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Cheesequake - Top 5 Strains for Dragon Slaying

Cheese x Querkle is at the heart of this strain.
The flavor is piney and sweet, outlasting most strains in a joint or bowl. An immediate onset, announcing itself quickly...BANG, a head and body full on rush of energy.

For beginning to mid-level users this strain can be overwhelming and possibly give a super-beginning user, a cannabis comatose. For Advanced Users and all dragon slayers and princess rescuing attempts (All things in between), this strain is a breathe of fresh air. It's quick onset and heavy sedating effects with energy are perfect for slaying dragons of all sizes, climbing all castles for fair maidens, and all things in between. This includes hiking, writing, emailing with energy.

This strain will lasts a solid 30 minutes and up to 90 minutes, depending on the level of the user. The come down is nice and light, clarity with a feeling of mellow light joy. I was surprised as the initial body and head sedation was quite strong and powerful, contrasted by the easy come down.

This is one for the top of the connoisseur's lists. If you like Green Crack, Blue Dream, Sour Diesel, Chem Dawg, Golden Goat, Space Jill and Cheese. This is a wonderful additional to the arsenal of flower power to get stuff done.

Last edited by Cinema Kid on 6/30/12 at 9:40 PM Pacific

  • Reviewed 6/23/12

Hindu Kush

Dispensary:
The Farm

Hindu Kush - The Warlord's Dream

First off, I'm a sativa-DIVA when it comes to strains, so this is a rare occurrence I'm reviewing an Indica. The Hindu Kush is named after the mountain range between Pakistan and Afghanistan, the land of Warlords and ancient lost cities. This strain's existence has been with humans for a long time evolving to a complex and functioning Indica.

This is one of the original Masters of the Kush family and potent for a kush. Most kushes for me are body mellow with little euphoria and creativity to the mellow energy. The Hindu is masterful because it functions like a sativa and an indica depending on the time and space of the moment. During the day the effects sedate the body while bringing a mellow vibe to the head for 30 minutes then it flows, evolving into a creative and euphoric energy (reminiscent of ChemDawg, Head Band, or Ogre 99). The energy is really beautiful and functional for all things creative - music, concerts, writing, board games and chai. At night it's a different story and the Hindu Kush can melt you into a couch, inducing the sleeper hold of indica greatness. I think this comes from the strains inteligent ability to give the body what it needs. If the body needs sleep, then the Hindu will Kush you into bed. The universal element between the two effects is a nice body and head sedation for the muscles.

If you love Kushes this is one of those special finds that brings you back to the roots of the family and it's potent. Rookies to mid-level users might get the heavier indica effects. Advanced users will enjoy this one, as it's a great treat for sativa lovers and a nice sedating, yet working and creative indica.

As for me, I'm enjoying doing Tai Chi on this one and most importantly I've found another strain that is good for fighting dragons during the days and saving princesses at night. Thank you Hindu Kush for coming into my life.

Last edited by Cinema Kid on 7/23/12 at 2:18 AM Pacific

  • Reviewed 5/10/12
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Chernobyl

3
Strength

Chernobyl - Sativa's Nuclear Option...Mind-Melting

At the base of these genetics is a foundation is goodness...Jack the Ripper x Trinity x Trainwreck

I didn't know what they meant when they said this one is a "mind-melting" sativa. My nuclear adventures with this wonderful lady, Chernobyl, filled out this two word description with these details. My brain became numb, not like slow or cloudy, but numb, like a frog when put in the refrigerator, causing it's metabolism to slow down and the frog becomes slower, sluggish, and a visual representaion of N-U-M-B. I tried to hand write my description of this, but thoughts didn't come to mind. My brain quickly released from the contraints of my body, creating a stillness in my being, like a cloudless sky. The sativa was sedating, like a ChemDawg, with an energy that is sure of itself and confident. The energy is so confident, it never gets pushy, trying to announce it's presence. The numbness and the energy ride like co-pilots, creating a well-balanced, maturely euphoric, head energy with body effects from the mid-spine to the top of the brain.

This equates to extreme circulation and pain relieving effects to the mid-back up through the brain. This is the mind, part of the "mind-melting" description.

The M-E-L-T-I-N-G part carries these effects from the top of the body into the lower body, as a melting wave, or even a waterfall feeling, pulling the numbness through the whole body. The waterfall goes from the crown of the head to your toes. WOW.

Do Not Operate Heavy Machinery with this Sativa...unless your a Sativa-Master who can tame heavy Indicas with the flick of a Bic lighter.

This strain is listed at one of High Times - Top 10 strains. The reasons are obvious from the waterfall, the long-lasting effects for Advanced-Advanced Users and consistent Sativa energy with strong almost Afghani-like, Indica body effects.

The taste is limey, like lime sorbet. I'm not joking. It took me and three other testers to figure this flavor out. Some of the testers said lime sorbert, lime jolly ranchers, lime gummy bears, or even the Lemon Head candy. It's a lime candy of sorts. You can choose which candy it is.

NOTE: This is for advanced users only. All rookies who find this strain will either run up to the top of the mountain or blast off to space.

Agent Orange

3
Strength

Agent Orange - An Orange Universe of NOW Energy

I'm a fan of this strain. It took me awhile to appreciate it. The first time with
Agent Orange, she was grown hydroponically (I don't like hydro, and it wasn't from BMMD) and it was good, but I'm always suspicious of hydroponic highs as they're always less complex then Mother Earth's Soil caressing the plant's roots. BMMD soil growing techniques have vanquished all previous misconceptions of this strain and restored justice to this tasty treat. This one is truly a delight.

The taste has orange in it, but evolves from the fruit to an orange candy flavor, reminiscent of an Orange spree or sweettart. This taste stays with the bowl or joint until the end. A masterpiece of flavor. I wish I could get my vitamin C from this strain.

The effects announce themselves withing the first 2 minutes for a nice, even bodied, stimulating, energetic high. Some people get the munchies on this strain, so beware. If you enjoy Blue Dream, and want a good change up with a bit of "get up and go" energy. This is a good complement.

This is the Richard Simmons or Tony Robbins of strains, it's the motivational speaker in mother nature's flower form. It's energy is like a cheerleader or coach, constantly cheering you on to get stuff done. Once the task is achieved, the energy quickly asks, "What's next? Cuz, I'm feeling it and I want to do what's next right N-O-W." And then it smiles at you. And the smile is orange.

Historically, the name is truly offensive, Agent Orange, a napalm-esque gas used in the Vietnam War to destroy the forest to expose the Vietcongs hiding positions. Good job on giving the strain a bad name. Given the strains genetic origins and effects, a perfect name for it is ORANGE NEBULA. It's a universe of orange.

Advanced users will enjoy the immediate effects of general motivation for all tasks and activites. The appetitie stimulating effects are an added plus for all of us who need the extra motivation to eat. Good strain for appetite stimulation

Rookies to Mid-level users will enjoy ORANGE NEBULA (aka Agent Orange) and the ability to beat land-speed records on foot with energy from the "universe of orange."

To each their own...I only gave it four stars because when I went to get more there wasn't any left. Otherwise, it's a solid 5 stars.

  • Reviewed 4/26/12
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Strawberry Cough

3
Strength
S+I
Type
Sw
Flavor

Strawberry Cough - The Dragon Slaying Appetizer and Dessert

Blue Dream lovers and Haze-hybrid connoisseurs will appreciate this strain. For me the effects constantly go back and fourth between ChemDawg, Sour Diesel, Blue Dream and brief moments of Cheese or Chiesel.

The Strawberry Cough is a great alternative, replacement, or compliment to these strains. The head and body come together with a pulsing of speed-like motivation and euphoria. The energy comes in waves and isn't a monotone, one level- consistent type of energy, but it's even cooler. The energy pulses in waves. It's not an aggressive speed or motivation enhancement, but a speed-enhancement that comes from wanting to explore, create something, hike, move through the world at large. The Strawberry Cough has time-expanding effects as well. I felt like 10-15 minutes had passed and only 5 minutes had passed on the clock along with the time expansion. Really nice for helping to enjoy and "be" in the moment. The effects stuck around for over an hour. ( Real Time and Not Strawberry Cough Time) This is impressive as most medications, only seem to last about 20-30 minutes.

At night, it was a productive focused high, where I got stuff done (15 minutes of Tai Chi, a bit of laundry, wiped down the stove, did some stray dishes, and topped it off with The Daily Show episode) I was able to drift to sleep as the high went away. I think this is because the come down from the cough is more comforting and softer (ambiguous and embracing like a pillow) than Blue Dream. The Blue Dream come down is more clear-headed.

I medicate 5-10 times a day and this strain fit nicely into my team of strains. As I'm often slaying dragon, I prefer to use this strain to hunt the dragon. I'll use Bruce Banner#3 to S-L-A-Y the dragon. And then when all threats of bodily harm are extinguished the Strawberry Cough is smoked when I'm sitting on the dragon carcass.

Most people will find it great for outdoor activities. I concur as Dragon Slaying is an outdoor activity.

I like good, good, good medicine and I've been lucky to review 3 good ones in a row. Thanks for keeping the integrity BMMD.

  • Reviewed 4/25/12
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3
Strength
S
Type
Sw
Flavor

PIneapple Express - The Hong Kong Action Flick

First off, I really enjoy reviewing strains from BMMD. You can feel the love from the first sight of the perfectly cured buds. My favorite is when the THC has been cure to the point of an almost oily coating of trichomes bursting off the flowers.

Fans of Golden Goat, Green Crack, Bruce Banner #3, Lemon Flo will like this S-P-E-E-D-Y sativa. The strain stays true with the name and expressly announces it's presence, "Let's play." This is a get things done kind of strain. I was testing another Indica from another dispensary and it was taking my energy away calling me to sleep. Then the Pineapple Express came to my rescue. The Hawaiin roots take a hold of your head and neck, as the Trainwreck genetics quickly work on the body. These two aliens meet in the middle of the body at the heart and if you're lucky your body will start to vibrate or pulse back and fourth. The strain demands action.

This is the action strain. If this strain was a movie. It would be a Hong Kong Action film, reminiscent of early John Woo. There is no stoner comedy in this strain. It's all business and wants you to get stuff done. Levitation, dragon slaying, and all super hero abilities definitely increase on Pineapple Express.

When the energy dissipates, 20-30 minutes, it slowly dissolves away leaving a solid clear and creative head. You can type or read with enthusiasm.

Last edited by Cinema Kid on 4/26/12 at 4:32 PM Pacific

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Ogre 99

3
Strength
S+I
Type
Sw
Flavor

Ogre 99 - The Gentle Giant with Energy

This strain was tamed to perfection coming from Banana Kush X Cinderella 99. An amazing working indica with some great body pain relief aspects. The strain sets in over 3-5 minutes getting comfortable relaxing the body while giving a euphoria and bursting of creative thinking.

I'm a sativa lover and I'm still in love with this strain. Like Puppy Love mixed with Shakespeare. The euphoric effects remind me of Chem Dawg, but I know it's from the Cinderella 99 parentage. It's amazing, no joke, amazing to me that this strain is so energetic with the Banana Kush roots. WOW.

I have a small list of functional indicas that have really impress me, consistently - Skywalker OG, LSD
This one is getting added to the List.

There was a little bit of anxiety that came through, not bad, just a slight feeling of paranoia. I shook it off and allowed the Cinderella 99 roots to take me to the next level. If you're anxiety prone, take note, just in case.

Otherwise, full steam ahead for a truly inspirational experience. Thanks Jill at BMMD for helping me discover this strain. M-A-D R-E-S-P-E-C-T for Ogre 99...the Gentle Creative Giant with Waves of Energy.

Last edited by Cinema Kid on 4/26/12 at 4:34 PM Pacific

  • Reviewed 4/24/12

Big Buddha Cheese

Dispensary:
The Farm
2
Strength
S+I
Type
Sw
Flavor

Dairy Free EXCEPT for Big Buddha's Cheese

I love all things with Skunk genetics. Yes, I'm a huge lover of hypnotic energy with a little extra body euphoria...and with most Skunk genetics, there's always a fun "creeper" effect waiting for the user.

This current incarnation of Big Buddha Cheese is a nice heady, sativa energy burst, around the upper chest-neck-head, then like a good Skunk it creeps into Phase 2, spreading to the whole body. Phase #2 is nice as the body feels bigger, lighter, bursting with rays of Skunky-Sativa hypnotic energy.

I medicate a lot (5-10 times a day) and this strain is a nice daytime mood enhancer. Even though it's on the indica leaning side, this is a functional/daytime indica for all the sativa heads looking for something special. For all those, medicating less, this strain will put a big smile on your face, as it'll be a little more potent and you'll feel Phase #2, bursting through your body. Good for anxiety. It'll last 30 - 1 hour, depending on tolerance.

Good complexities for a non-suspicious indica-leaning hybrid.

Last edited by Cinema Kid on 2/6/13 at 9:15 AM Pacific

  • Reviewed 4/13/12

Lemon Skunk

Dispensary:
The Farm
2
Strength
H
Type
Sw
Flavor

Fruity Goodness Throughout the Day - Citrus Energy

Taste and smell like Lemons. This is a fast acting sativa, whose effects set in after the first or second puff. It starts in the head, swirling around, and quickly (15-20 minutes) settles into an even balanced head and the body buzz. The energy is stimulating, motivating, and active. After the initial burst the strain comes down, over an hour with solid focus and the ability to get work done. I guess it makes sense, as I type this out at 1:55 am. Super-solid focus. Not racy at all.

The medicating effects feel very similar to strains like Green Crack. Lemon Head is a cross between Island Sweet Skunk and Lemon Skunk. If you are a fan of working sativas that are well-balanced, don't cause anxiety, and have appetite stimulating effects, then the Lemon Head is a good option. It's a tastey daytime treat. The Farm has Agent Orange as well and I feel like these strains are very simliar. The Agent Orange has even more appetite stimulation and happy energy than the Lemon Head. I can control the appetite stimulation caused by the Lemon Head, the Agent Orange, not so much.

I wonder if you combine them to make an Orangeade joint, what'd happen. If you do, watch out food. I know that much.

  • Reviewed 4/8/12

Dispensary Review:

Boulder Wellness Center

Hopeful for Headband - Truly Disappointed

I set out to find one of my favorite strains. Headband and it was at the number #1 Ranked strain in the Rooster Polls. So I was excited.

The girl at the door was awesome and the space was open and cool. There bud selection was good and the Headband was in. That's all I found. Here is what else I found.

- pot that need to be flushed for an extra week. when compared to other smokes from around town their was black residue left and not ash that's easily dispursed
- over priced strains
- Shady grams, popcorn nugs and scraps. What should have been reserved for joints and not nickel and diming patients for $15/g and member, $13.50/g
Not cool.
-the cashier thought I was so high, I forgot about my change. I had to ask 3 time for my money back and I did a very polite pat down of all my pockets to show him that hey, "I've been to the 3rd World Multiple times and I know when you're trying to play me for a fool." Give me my $3

After smoking the strains, I realized the Headband seemed a little immature and the banner also seemed immature as well. There was no complexity to either high as I've experienced with other batches. This might also be because the bud choices were all popcorn or scraps in my grams. Most likely this is the case and if I'd have purchased a 1/4 I might have seen larger nuggets.

Regardless I won't be back due to the nutrient remnants from a poor flush of the plants, the over priced weed, and a bud tender who tried to stiff me for $3. I won't be back.

As far as my purchases:
There Headband is on the level of the ChemDog (the Farm) and the SkyWalker OG (Boulder Medical Marijuana Dispensary.) It's third in potency of the three. The other strains don't have any nutrient residue after smoking.

The Bruce Banner was immature, but looked nice. Again, most likely it's because I didn't have any good nuggets in either gram. It's not on the level of the Bruce Banner #3 (Boulder Medical Marijuna Dispensary)

If you shop here:
- say hi to the nice receptionist
- make sure they give you the proper change
- after you smoke a bowl, check for nutrient remnants, such as black charred ash that doesn't burn into white charred ash. any black remnant ash balls that's not resin is nutrient remnants left in the bud
- make sure the trim is tight
- may the force be with you

Last edited by Cinema Kid on 4/7/12 at 11:16 PM Pacific

  • Reviewed 4/8/12
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Bruce Banner #3

3
Strength
S
Type
Sw
Flavor

I am the HULK...for 30 minutes

This place is the connosier's corner. The CURE is always in effect on every strain.

Bruce Banner #3 is no exception. This one of my top work strains. I've had it from other places (Boulder Wellness Center) and it didn't even compare. This Bruce Banner #3 is HULK as an adult. The others I've had around town are more like a preteen Hulk.

The effects I feel are a HALOING effect from their Bruce Banner, which I've only felt from BMMD's Flo and I've felt it slightly from Lemon Flo (The Farm)
- the flavor is fruity, mixed with part of the Sour Diesel Flavor
- a heavy on set, some say it's aggressive and active, i can agree. more than aggressive energy, i say it's quick energy that makes you do whatever you need to do for 20-40 minutes depending on the patient's tolerance and then the strain gets mellow
- more than mellow it really, slowly dissolves away and you're clear headed again
- i use this strain when i've got to do stuff and the Procrastinator is around. You can do laundry, clean the house, run a marathon, run up a mountain, physical activity is better than writing for example
- writing can be done on it, usually first drafts and editing...the more aggressive parts of writing

It's really hard to feel the complex ride that some strains can provide. Bruce Banner is around 24% THC and BBMD has done a great job to prepare this strain (soil, dry, trim, and the perfect cure) and the complex ride is truly wonderful medication for the advanced user. This strain is like magical bubblegum.

Last edited by Cinema Kid on 4/8/12 at 12:09 PM Pacific

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Durbin Poison

3
Strength
S
Type

Best Durbin in Town - It made my head SWEAT

I've been sampling the Durbin Poison in town as I'm a huge fan of race, psychedelic sativas. My favorites for different reasons are the Farm and BMMD. This new batch is even tastier.

I'm happy I have this strain and quality product as the pinnacle of my Durbin Studies.
- very clean and clear, almost like before was Standard Definition and after is High Definition
- this one has a slow rise, after smoking it's a slow and steady rise of the high
- starts in the head and spreads downward to the body. The high stays circulating in the head til the point where it started to make my head sweat. Usually with a strain like FLO, I can feel the headbanding effects or Halo-ing effects. The Durbin went past that an made my scalp sweet. Truly energizing.
- a strange effect is I thought I didn't smoke anything at moments due to the clarity and the energy. this is the perfect strain for ADD/ADHD. The buds were fully mature and I was able to feel the ritalin like affects from the strain. thanks all
- this strain is almost too clean for my taste. Then, I tried another Durbin (The Farm) that was a little bit more hazy and psychedlic and then I realize that the strain has a spectrum of its effects depending on the exact bud's genetics you get to smoke. Nice!!!! I like you even more now Durbin Poison
- by clean, i mean, keen, alert, your eyes are hyper prone to details I found myself very aware of and present. it was most likely a clarity from having more pshyco-reactives in the strain genetics than the other strains on the shelf. the clarity was like the clarity of a day or two after tripping on mushrooms. great THCV effects from this strain.

Taste: Cedar and pine taste
Cure: Extremely well cured (well meaning, great, not over dry), Tight Trim

Last edited by Cinema Kid on 8/6/12 at 12:15 AM Pacific

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SkyWalker OG

3
Strength
S+I
Type

Get out Your Light Sabers - It's time for Jeidi Mind Tricks

This is a strain that BMMD covets. It goes fast. I know why, I'm waiting for some right now. This is better than any HeadBand in town. Unless, BMMD grew HeadBand, then I'd have some research to do. (A picture is worth a thousand words.)

The Facts:
Depending on the strain they got. It's either a Mazar crossed with Blueberry or it's an 80/20 Sativa leaning hybrid. I'm not sure.

What I am sure about is? This one is Mythical. The high sets in quick and blooms into each level. It has a HeadBanding/H-A-L-O-ing effect that sets in 5-10 minutes in. There was a full Halo of warmth around my head. In the body, it radiates almost like Blue Dream, but more clear and Jeidi like. Although it's an Indica, it's a GREAT working strain, it might be because it's being grown at a higher altitude and it's magnifying the already Sativa like effects of the strain. The strain feels as if you've stepped past the veil of normal physical life and into the Jeidi Space where Obi-One can appear and disappear at will. Very Functional, not racey or speedy like Golden Goat, it's more zen-like, body expanding, and euphoric with focusing effects.

Good strain for movement, working out, and hiking. I did a lot of Tai Chi on this strain, cardio, and some free weight circuits. I also like Golden Goat for movement, even though it's a tad-speedy. I got a lot of writing done with this one.

Taste: This is a good tasting and lasting herb. It taste to the last hit. There was no nutrient remnants in the ash. Good Cure. Almost Magical. The trim was great. No W-O-O-K-I-E-S fingering the buds, just nice small EWOK hands keeping a tight trim with THC crystals everywhere. The cure, the cure, the cure was done in Jeidi space with Obi-one supervising.

Thank you Jill for the wonderful grams. The price is just right $10/$13 per gram. I have to go play with my light saber now. The new batch is delightful.

Last edited by Cinema Kid on 8/6/12 at 12:17 AM Pacific

  • Reviewed 4/8/12

Diablo

Dispensary:
The Farm

Diablito - The Little Devil

First off, I'm a sativa head with a great love for the land race indica crosses known for melting your physical reality into pure bliss. I was stoked as I love Grapefruit and Blueberry and Kush family members.

This incarnation of Diablo is good for mid level users. (If the Afghani is at 100% of the Indica effects, this batch of Diablo is around 80%) Afghani-Lite with some energy. The effects are very similar to the hashberry with a bit more energy. I liked this about the strain. It's an even mellow body and mind numbing high that is good for sleep, naps, relaxing, body and neck relaxation with waves of mellow energy. I smoked a joint and was mellow for a good 30 minutes and then after it was like I woke up out a nap. I felt clear as if I didn't smoke. This is weed for a quick siesta.

Taste: I got a gram and didn't have any huge buds in it. So the flavor of my first bowl wasn't so loud. Then I loaded up a bigger bud and this one had more taste. The first pull was Cedar. The second pull was grape tasting.

Later, I smoked a joint and it brought out a cedary-spice flavor. (more spice than cedar) This lasted for 3/4 of the joint.

Pink Maui

Dispensary:
The Farm
3
Strength
S+I
Type
Sw
Flavor

Cheech and Chong Live On - Maui Wowie Hybrid

I love a good sativa hybrid that takes me somewhere and I'm still able to function with ease and grace to get stuff done. (Exactly like Cheech and Chong) If you like the sentence above, go buy Pink Maui before it's all gone. I got a gram and I did a lot of writing and email work today and now I don't have a gram. This will be my new work strain.

Pink Maui is a cross between Maui Wowie (Sativa) and Stinky Pink (Indica). This strain is up there with the Durban and the Farm's Alpha Blue and Blue Dream. Yeah, I said it. If Durbin Poison or Alpha gets a little speedy for you, Pink Maui gets a little too euphoric and giddy. It has the psychedelic-feeling of the Durban with an extra giddiness. And it has more body effects than the Durban. This one is a great change up if you like Blue Dream. It's even more functional and giddy as well. This strain is a good discovery as a daytime working strain. I'm curious what it'll do at night time.

Taste: Sweet and Spice like. I only had a gram and I feel like I need another gram to nail down the flavor.

I'm a daily smoker and I like Bruce Banner #3, Skywalker OG, ChemDog, Durbin, Green Crack, and Flo (Only really good Flo) I feel confident to add this one to the starting line up and I'm super curious about more Hawaiian Sativas and their psychedelic-energy-creative-stimulating effects. I'm curious if i can work out on this strain. Further testing is definitely needed with this nice discovery.

Last edited by Cinema Kid on 4/23/12 at 10:07 PM Pacific

  • Reviewed 4/7/12

LSD

Dispensary:
The Farm
2
Strength
I
Type

A Daytime and Nightime Indica - Thank you!!

This is a fun strain. It's a normal Indica with something more. It's a Mazar (Afghani variety) crossed with Skunk.

I can do work on this strain during the day and then also relax on it at night. It makes me less anxious and roll with the flow of the day, keeping things mellow, as I also get stuff done. About 30-40 minutes in, there is something creeping in, almost another level of mellow, which I think comes from the skunk.

Taste: You can taste the Afghani roots

i'm usually a sativa person, but this strain was a nice change up and still kept me going during the day and was nice to bring be down at night, slowly drifting of while watching Hulu.

Last edited by Cinema Kid on 4/13/12 at 1:04 AM Pacific

Chem Dawg

Dispensary:
The Farm
3
Strength
S
Type

ChemDawg - The Father of Sour Diesel

WOW! I can't believe this is on the $10/g or $12/g shelf, depending on the week. Thank you Farm. I didn't expect much as it didn't look extremely well cured, the trim was alright. My eyes DECEIVED ME and my expectations.

ChemDawg is the father to Diesel and Kush Varieties ( You can smell it.) This is my new favorite work strain. It's at the top of the list with Bruce Banner #3, Blue Dream, Durbin, and Green Crack. WOW! Everything you like about Sour Diesel and Diesel, but way more punch. And their is a more trippy-like state that comes along with the productivity levels. This strain favors more physical activity and work over reading a book with this one. If you're sitting, you want to watch a movie or play a good board game with friends.

Taste: Super Complex and Deep. This smoke with nose burning THC levels.
First Hit is what I imagine the smell of Windex to taste like.
Second hit becomes FRUIT - like, banana cream, or cedary depending on the bud
Third hit continues on the Fruit journey and becomes citrusy,
strange and awesome Flavors.

I went in for a gram and then I bought an eighth. At $10/g or $12/g, it's one of the better strain deals in town...and the nugs weren't dried to a crisp.

Last edited by Cinema Kid on 2/6/13 at 9:18 AM Pacific

  • Reviewed 3/26/12

#1 in Boulder - It's the CURE

I am an avid smoker and enjoy the connoisseur aspect of medicating, from the flavor to the effects. This place is amazing and here are the reasons why.

Not many places in town grow in soil, trim right, and cure the medicine before it goes out. This place does it and does it well. This means the strains on the shelf are ripe and aged to P-E-R-F-E-C-T-I-O-N.

All these elements factor into the final product. I've had the same strains from other dispensaries and their effects are not as complex and enjoying. The soil helps the bud get it's full flavor and helps it complete the almost wine-like final characteristics of every strain effects for the consumer. For most people it doesn't matter, but if you've been medicating for over 5 years, it does. You want the added complexities each medicine can offer.

Specifically, their Bruce Banner #3 is good, no, great. I've had it from other places and it was very nice, but there was no complexity to the strains effects. There was no HALO-ing effect ( a feeling of a halo around the back of your head ) to the strain. With the Boulder MedicaI Marijana Dispensary's strain of Bruce Banner #3, I felt the HALO effect as well as the very intense onset of the strain and the mellowing out within 20-30 minutes. These complexities of effects, I feel with all of their strains. My favorites being SkyWalker OG, Green Crack, Indiana Bubble Berry, etc.

Another example is their flavor. Each strain has a unique flavor, this flavor is maximized by curing and a good trim. I laughed my way out of another dispensary ( they will go unnamed, it's really close to Jared Polis's office) because of the trim job on their strains. There were leaves on buds that had no crystals whatsoever on them. What made it worse, is their bud tender said they couldn't do anything about it. Don't lie, just say, "I'm sorry, we're lazy and we don't care about the flavor of the medicine. (or the weight on the the scale) Not Boulder, Medical Marijuana Dispensary, their trim is tight and their curing process is very strategic. I don't know what or how they cure, but they will tell you if you ask.

The staff is really nice as well. They keep it small, sustainable, and quality driven. Deep thanks for the greatness is the sea of Boulder dispensaries.

  • Reviewed 3/26/12

DJ Short Flo

Dispensary:
The Farm

Got to love the Halo Effect - DJ Short Flo

DJ Short Flo gives a halo-ing effect upon arrival to the body. There is only a handful of strains that do this such as Head Band (Real Headband, not the fake stuff), Blue Dream (depending on strength), Bruce Banner #3 , and DJ Short Flo among others.

Taste:
- First Pull - Woodsy, Piney, Sandlewood
- Second Pull - Aromatic, herby, still tastey
- Third Pull - Aromatic, herby, still tastey
The flavor stayed around. :-)

Effects: A good work strain and daytime medicine. I didn't burn out on the strain and it was good to keep smoking through out the day without any tweaky side effects. The halo-ing effect was mild on this one, but the Farm's Lemon Flo, had a stronger, nicer-sized halo-ing effect. With this batch of Flo, you can tone the effect by smoking more or less of it. I liked this and used this effect of the strain through out the day, depending on the activity.

I'm extremely productive and creative on this strain. It's active and energizing, but not speedy like the Golden Goat strain. Coming down is clear headed, meaning you don't need a nap afterwords. Just a glass of water will do and you can keep moving. I really like the ride this strain gives you. Even though there are creative bursts with this strain, there is something else in it's genetics that keeps me grounded even when I'm FLO-ing through the creative universe trying to find the answer.

I will definitely use this strain to slay dragons and practice levitation.

Last edited by Cinema Kid on 4/23/12 at 10:45 PM Pacific

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