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Dispensary & Marijuana Reviews
- Reviewed 8/14/16
Dispensary:C.R.A.F.T. Cannabis Delivery
Sour Girl's Made Me a Happy Man
She's a heavy hitter, so if you're new to smoking, take it real slow. If you're a hardened veteran, take it real slow. Craft's flowers are loaded with terpines and THC, and lemme tell you the entourage effect has me in the stratosphere. Looking good from up here too.
The terpenes in this one are outa-controll. The Sour Diesel parent passed on some stinky-fuel genes that are eye watering if you put your nose near the jar. The Cookie lineage imparts that skunky-sweetness that half-the-world now knows and loves. The result is a super funky love child with a flavor profile that will have you going for seconds and thirds.
The effects are nicely balanced and won't pin you to your seat. Sour Diesel fans will recognize the intense cerebral uplift which gradually gives way to comfortable cookie-like sedation. The effects are immediate and potent, so do some warm up stretches with smaller doses or you might tweak a brain muscle.
- Reviewed 12/13/15
Glad I Found This Place
As a new customer I don't know what to expect, but I'm pretty glad to have found these folks. I got curious about their winterized Hardcore OG wax. The guy who answered was helpful and cool. Once there, I noticed their decent selection and relaxed and clean atmosphere.
As for my purchase: let's just say my entire body is vibrating. Couldn't be happier.
Big Game Hunt
Tonight's adventure with a concentrate of Hardcore OG has me completely and amazingly impaired.
I saw the flower on sale for insulting prices here in SF, so I got curious about what made it so special. I love Indica too, so I was decided to scratch the itch.
After doing some research, I found a cult that worshiped tonight's concentrate which is supposed to be able to cripple a rhino: rhino down. I feel like a happy little kid that got hit in the head by a line drive. Now what was I just doing? Oh yeah, experiencing the most intense body buzz that I have EVER felt. Everything is tingling, even my disco stick.
Do yourself a favor and try this. In terms of medicinal effect; I'd use this for stress and a burst of creativity. I'm going to go listen to some music.
- Reviewed 12/12/15
Dispensary Review:Greenline Delivery
Top Dollar for Bammer.
These guys are definitely the worst collective around. I placed my order at 10:00 this morning hoping for an early delivery. Three hours and four irritating phone calls later I got a bag of bad weed that I was able to return for more bad weed. Worst of all, these shysters tried to trick me.
The quality of the weed is what bothers me the most. I ordered from Greenline because they have Zkittlez, which is rare, so I was willing to pay the high price. What I got was a bag of small buds with next to no trichomes. For 60 bucks I expect fire. I called, complained about the shitty Zkittlez, and the guy on the other end said he'd send the driver out with a replacement. Sounds professional right? Nope.
So the driver showed up and gives me a new bag of what was supposedly Candyland. He tells me to smell the bag. It smelled EXACTLY like candy. Alarm bells should have gone off, but in the moment I wanted it over with. Later I took it out of the bag and sniffed. Let's just say the bag smells great and the nugs don't. It's like going back in time to high school and buying from a sketchy dealer.
Before I even placed the order I checked the website: greenlinecollective.com/…, which said they open at 10:00. When I called to see what was taking so long at 12:00, the person who answered the phone was rude and dismissive. The first thing he said was, "We don't even open 'till eleven." Then he said that the driver would be at my place in 20 minutes. He got there an hour later.
Save yourself the frustration and spend your money somewhere (anywhere) else. Greenline Delivery is a turd with a bow on it.
- Reviewed 12/6/15
Dispensary Review:C.R.A.F.T. Cannabis Delivery
There is no higher standard for cannabis excellence than C.R.A.F.T. These folks love what they do. When you see the medicine that they cultivate, it's apparent that they are unremittingly attentive to all of the details that go into making an extraordinarily fine product. I'm amazed by the look, smell, and of course psychoactive properties of what they grow, and also by little things, like the beautiful jars that the medicine comes in.
I've also been very happy with the customer service. Jay, the man that I spoke with both times I ordered, is a very intelligent guy who knows his onions (This sometimes not the case with folks who work at dispensaries.) He was also very courteous. Brendan in delivery is also very professional.
I'm so impressed with C.R.A.F.T. that I will probably stop going to brick-and-mortar dispensaries entirely. There really isn't much point in spending money on anything else. Take a look at their menu and you'll see what I mean.