BobbyO415

She's a heavy hitter, so if you're new to smoking, take it real slow. If you're a hardened veteran, take it real slow. Craft's flowers are loaded with terpines and THC, and lemme tell you the entourage effect has me in the stratosphere. Looking good from up here too.

The terpenes in this one are outa-controll. The Sour Diesel parent passed on some stinky-fuel genes that are eye watering if you put your nose near the jar. The Cookie lineage imparts that skunky-sweetness that half-the-world now knows and loves. The result is a super funky love child with a flavor profile that will have you going for seconds and thirds.

The effects are nicely balanced and won't pin you to your seat. Sour Diesel fans will recognize the intense cerebral uplift which gradually gives way to comfortable cookie-like sedation. The effects are immediate and potent, so do some warm up stretches with smaller doses or you might tweak a brain muscle.

These guys are definitely the worst collective around. I placed my order at 10:00 this morning hoping for an early delivery. Three hours and four irritating phone calls later I got a bag of bad weed that I was able to return for more bad weed. Worst of all, these shysters tried to trick me.

The quality of the weed is what bothers me the most. I ordered from Greenline because they have Zkittlez, which is rare, so I was willing to pay the high price. What I got was a bag of small buds with next to no trichomes. For 60 bucks I expect fire. I called, complained about the shitty Zkittlez, and the guy on the other end said he'd send the driver out with a replacement. Sounds professional right? Nope.

So the driver showed up and gives me a new bag of what was supposedly Candyland. He tells me to smell the bag. It smelled EXACTLY like candy. Alarm bells should have gone off, but in the moment I wanted it over with. Later I took it out of the bag and sniffed. Let's just say the bag smells great and the nugs don't. It's like going back in time to high school and buying from a sketchy dealer.

Before I even placed the order I checked the website: greenlinecollective.com/…, which said they open at 10:00. When I called to see what was taking so long at 12:00, the person who answered the phone was rude and dismissive. The first thing he said was, "We don't even open 'till eleven." Then he said that the driver would be at my place in 20 minutes. He got there an hour later.

Save yourself the frustration and spend your money somewhere (anywhere) else. Greenline Delivery is a turd with a bow on it.