User Profile


Factory worker
May ,1981
I can't live without:
I'm an expert at:
Almost everything
My fantasy hobby is:
Race car driver
I go weak in the knees for:
When I gotta poop
My most prized possession is:
My trophy
Lately I've been recommending:
I really need to cut back on:
Being so Melancholy
Me described in one word:
Member since:
Jul 2015
Dispensary Reviews:
Medicine Reviews:
Forum Posts:

Dispensary & Marijuana Reviews

  • Reviewed 11/15/15

TMZ live

Plenty of street parking, the wheelchair accessible ramp is super clean on the walk up, so clean I thought about spitting my gum out on it. Then I saw the security guy. Looks like he's taken a few guys out in his day, he was polite, no non sense. The woman that verified/checked me in had super sexy green eyes. 2 min later I was inside being shown the goods and having freebies stuffed in my bag. I spun the wheel and got some more free stuff... Lots of free stuff. All the bud tenders when I was there were pretty younger girls. So the tough guy with the gun is totally understandable. Fair selection and fair prices. None of their menus are kept up to date. The girl that helped me hooked me up with some stuff that wasn't out on display. Good service. Happy with my meds. I'll go back to get the name of the green eyed princess.

  • Reviewed 9/17/15

Dispensary Review:

Green Remedy

Nude pics

This place is good. Behind Chevron gas station with plenty of parking. Gave the guy out front a head nod and he opened the door for me, checked in and got a free gram of some really good AK-47. No tax, or tax included, however you wanna look at it. I would have come here a lot sooner if they had a menu on sticky guide. They said they have a menu on weed maps, but who uses weed maps!? Solid selection, fair prices. I didn't see any sexy ladies while I was there, but I'll tell my friends to come here anyway.

  • Reviewed 8/2/15

Super Goo Reserve 420mg CO2 Cart

Super goo

It took me a little over 24 hours to blow through this cart. Overall pretty good. Got me good and medicated. Little bit of a cough on the exhale if you get a big thick hit. Taste was acceptable.
I tried to upload a video of me blowing a big one, but apparently you can't do that on this site yet.

  • Reviewed 8/1/15

Dispensary Review:

Berkeley Patients Group

Business is good

Every time I come in its packed. Doesn't matter if you order online, express line, cut in front of the old person sleeping in front of you, it's gonna be a while. Parking is never a problem. Getting in the door past the check-in and into line is painless. Standing in line sucks. They have a full staff all friendly enough and seem to know their stuff. I just don't know what takes so long. If they could find a way to make things quicker somehow, that'd be awesome. They have everything you want and need. The good stuff is pricey, but it's good. Never had any problems exchanging my defective cartridges, which is awesome because I've had a few. Nice jars included with your "all star" purchase. I like it.

Hello and thank you for the feedback! We definitely hear your concerns on the length of the line at times and we are working on it. We will be rolling out some small changes in the near future that will help patients get through our lines faster during peak hours. Thanks for your patience. We like that you "like" BPG. Thank you for being a loyal patient. We look forward to continuing to serve you!

  • Reviewed 7/29/15

Pineapple Skunk

Pineapple skunk

Excellent for the price. Good racy sativa. Looks and smell are there, taste and smoke are why it's $25 and eighth. I'll probably pick up some more. I don't know what else to say about this strain. This is a dating site right!?

Last edited by 9inchboner on 7/28/15 at 5:29 PM Pacific

Sun Grown Northern Lights

Norther lights

LEAFY! Man,,, after I trimmed about 3 grams of leaf out of my eighth, I had some surprisingly good indica! Heavy high, made me slouch in my chair and smile because I just felt totally dumb after smoking it. I have no review on the leaf. Thank you.

Last edited by 9inchboner on 7/28/15 at 5:34 PM Pacific

All Star Ingrid


Different. The smoke and taste I mean. Kinda like a purple with the typical purple flavor, except a little different, but very similar. Didn't put me to sleep, relaxed the muscles pretty good though.

Last edited by 9inchboner on 7/28/15 at 5:39 PM Pacific

All Star Jack Frost

Jack frost

Clean, piney, doesn't take much. Couple hits had me up cleaning the house. I recommend. Taste exactly like it smells. 200 characters or less! Are you kidding me!? Totally unnecessary to make me write this much just to review a good weed I think people should know about. Geezzz......but I'll play your game sticky man.

Last edited by 9inchboner on 7/28/15 at 5:21 PM Pacific

My Sticky Type


Favorite Dispensaries

Berkeley Patients Group
2366 San Pablo Ave. Berkeley,
Green Remedy
2928 Hilltop Mall Rd. Richmond,
Following 20 Followers 0